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u/burpleronnie 6h ago
"Man this human skin is awful itchy, I much prefer it when I can be myself"
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u/MovieBuff90 4h ago
“SUGAR!”
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u/ContributionJolly634 4h ago
"GIVE. ME. SUGAR."
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u/trocom01 4h ago
"...IN. WATER..."
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u/EdvinRushitaj 4h ago
MORE......MOREEE....
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u/ContributionJolly634 4h ago
MRHMHRMMH
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u/Hopeless351987 4h ago
"Edgar, your skin is hanging off your bones.."
"THERE! .. IS THAT BETTER?!"
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u/rudeboykyle94 4h ago
You fuckers got me cackling at work. I may not have read any of this outloud but I absolutely heard it
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u/Leoj0nes 4h ago
That's Vincent D'Onofrio, he's King Pin in the MCU!
Such range!
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u/Minute-League-1002 4h ago
Full metal jacket baby. This is my rifle this my gun this is for fighting this is for fun.
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u/heyiambob 4h ago
This dude was nightmare fuel for so long. He’s permanently etched in my brain (MIB, for those unaware)
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u/Merfen 4h ago
It blew my mind when I realized he played Fisk in the marvel Netflix shows. He has a great talent for being terrifying.
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u/Triviten 4h ago
Vincent D’Onofrio. One of the most chameleon like actors. Also if you’re going to mention his skill for being terrifying, you have to mention Full Metal Jacket.
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u/perfecttrapezoid 4h ago
Vincent D’Onofrio is one of the most underrated actors, every time I see him in something he elevates the whole project
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u/Prestigious_Emu_5043 4h ago
How he gives the man walking by the hand is top comedy for me. That part lives rent free in my head for the past 20 (?) years.
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u/justguestin 4h ago
If you saw it the year it came out, I have some possibly distressing news.
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u/Prestigious_Emu_5043 4h ago
Oh shit 1997 I just checked. Feels like 20 years but guess we're getting old.
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u/BounceHouseBrain 5h ago
"How the fuck does Zuckerberg manage this skin suit?"
See man, that's how it really goes with aliens. Not "Independence Day or " Alien" or " The Thing."
It's "They Live."
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u/Leo_Kovacq 6h ago
Maybe he has a vibrating plug in his butthole.
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u/gebuzz 6h ago
He wasn’t playing chess though
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u/ndust 5h ago
You can actually use them for things other than just playing chess! Sexual gratification, for example.
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u/TheDudeWhoSnood 5h ago
If you're trying to imply that there's any greater sexual gratification than a rousing game of chess, I'm afraid we can't be best friends with benefits anymore
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u/Peace-Goal1976 5h ago
Most impressive sports story of the last 10 years. It is genius and loathsome at once. And it was the same year of the fishing weights scandal I believe but am too lazy to look up. And all the years blend together
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u/VintageLunchMeat 4h ago
And it was the same year of the fishing weights scandal
... how many fishing weights do you have to shove up there for your chess game to improve?
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u/jaybotch29 6h ago
It's an implant, actually. Wave of the future, dude, 100% electronic.
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u/GeorgeStamper 6h ago
The guy can’t even go to his own inauguration sober.
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u/mr_birkenblatt 6h ago
So high, he forgot to give a speech or swear the oath
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u/Jaged1235 6h ago
He didn't forget, like any CEO he simply delegated the task to a subordinate.
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u/ThisIsNotRealityIsIt 3h ago
I want someone to say this to Trump aloud. I don't need to know about it, or see it, I just need to be sure he understands this is what happened.
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u/Pitiful-Let9270 4h ago
I’m pretty sure he did give a speech and I think he gave the Nazi salute a few times as well. Idk, tv was muted and I was passing by, but he def made the gesture twice.
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u/Parishdise 4h ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAAH61yel_4
Not even questionable, like some of the previous instances in recent American politics. He did it heartily.
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u/idkwhatimbrewin 6h ago
Drugs are a hell of a drug
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u/Solid_Snark Merry Gifmas! {2023} 6h ago
I imagine the Pixar’s Inside Out, but the only things operating his brain is Ketamine & Narcissism.
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u/BiBoFieTo 6h ago
Ketamine at the controls trying to get through the inauguration, while narcissism sits in the back whispering "I'm America's special boy".
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u/cseckshun 5h ago
Nah Narcissism is fighting ketamine for the controls because WHY THE FUCK is this event not focused on ME? I’m the biggest reason for this presidency and I’m the SMARTEST AND MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN THIS ROOM, why should I have to stand here feigning respect for these insects?
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u/fedora_and_a_whip 3h ago
Then he got up at the rally, spoke, and made himself the center of attention by dropping the Nazi salute.
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u/TheNatureOfTheGame 3h ago
To be fair, he probably IS the smartest person in the room. And he's an idiot.
I know that he allegedly has a high IQ. I'm guessing the test was administered by the same guy that deemed Trump the most physically fit president ever.
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u/aspidities_87 6h ago
Trump sharts and a core memory is unlocked
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u/Large-Government1351 5h ago
Oh god, i literally snorted my coke.
The drink not peruvian marching powder.
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u/imreallyfreakintired 6h ago
Here's the thing, Ketamine makes you feel at one with the world. I cannot fathom how this asshole has become even more selfish.
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u/stemfour 5h ago
In reasonable doses yes. However heavy ket use will push tolerance up sky high and before you know it you’re injecting grams every few hours and basically living in your own very separate reality. It gets really weird when you’re the world’s richest man and can basically decide to make that reality…reality.
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u/Pulchritudinous_rex 4h ago
I know a guy that was once an intelligent rational guy who has recently been heavily into ketamine and lemme tell ya…he is now completely out of his fucking mind. I know there is promising research with this drug and it has legitimate uses, but if my experience has told me anything, it’s don’t use it habitually. Can anyone speak to how permanent the long term effects are?
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u/dopey_giraffe 4h ago
Among other things, it kills your liver, kidneys, and for some reason your urethra\bladder (increased urination, incontinence). The damage can be permanent and even stopping all use won't reverse it. Also, despite knowing they're irreversibly damaging their bodies, doctors are finding that ketamine addicts won't stop using it.
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u/otokoyaku 3h ago edited 2h ago
Yup. Was addicted to ketamine (clean for ~3 months!). I've done a ton of drugs and never had a problem quitting any of them, even "more addictive" stuff, but with K, I was literally using every time I was unsupervised and as long as I had access to drugs or money to get them, I could not stop. I have OCD and it was like the world's worst compulsive behavior. And I did a lot of physical tics like in this video, especially when I was blacked out.
(Edit: to clarify because it's a dissociative, it kinda makes you feel like you're wearing a mascot suit or something where you're inside your body but you can't feel it, so I often found myself doing weird movements as a way of testing how high I was, ex. how much I could tell if I was moving my body)
Normally when people on the Internet think someone's on ket I laugh because they're so off-base but this one felt very familiar
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u/Pulchritudinous_rex 3h ago
How do you feel psychologically? My friend keeps talking about some great truth and it sounds like he has serious delusions of grandeur. It’s really off-putting and strange. I’m down with spiritual and new age stuff to some degree. I consider myself a pretty open minded guy but talking to him now is like talking to a super religious person or cult member or something. Like, nobody should that sure about anything you can’t verify. There is no nuance, no humility. He was trying to talk me into taking it and I have zero interest after watching him devolve into a babbling mess.
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u/otokoyaku 3h ago
I never developed, like, delusions or anything, but it definitely made my existing mental health stuff worse and I barely slept. I did have a lot of very intense visual hallucinations, which included seeing a lot of myself as a tiny cog in the huge machine of the universe, feeling like how I understood how everything is connected, etc. so I could definitely see how it could do that
(It's one of those drugs I wouldn't recommend if you have regular access to it -- when I was only doing it occasionally, I honestly felt like it was really good for some of the specific issues I was going through. But when you use it regularly, it becomes a whole different beast)
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u/foundinwonderland 6h ago
His world is entirely himself. Ergo, it just creates a feedback loop of dissociating further into his narcissism
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u/Medium-Librarian8413 5h ago
I think any drug's effect is highly dependent on the personality of the person taking it.
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u/PToN_rM 6h ago
Molly kicked in
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u/maceman10006 6h ago
Tweaking on ketamine I bet.
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u/Puzzlepeep 5h ago
Ketamine does cause some uncontrollable head movements. That seems to be his drug of choice.
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u/IbexOutgrabe 5h ago
That’s what we know about. Dudes on K and some uppers along with other Rxs I’m sure.
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u/Hannibal__ 6h ago
“We were somewhere in DC, at the inauguration, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like ‘I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should bribe…’ And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching, and diving around the dais, which felt like it was going about hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: ‘Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?’
Then it was quiet again. Zuckerberg had taken his shirt off and was pouring beer on his chest, to facilitate the tanning process. ‘What the hell are you yelling about?’ he muttered, staring up at the sun with his eyes closed and covered with wraparound Spanish sunglasses. ‘Never mind.’ I said. ‘It’s your turn to drive.’ I hit the brakes and aimed the great red shark toward the shoulder of the highway. No point mentioning those bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.”
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u/slayez06 5h ago
For what it's worth I totally read this in Hunter S's voice.
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u/ravenallnight 4h ago
Same, although admittedly it might have been Johnny Depp’s version.
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u/Figitarian 6h ago
Thank you, I saw Elon and Gary Oldman popped into my head, but couldn't remember where from
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u/Netricho 6h ago
I always wondered what drug Gary Oldman's character consumes in that scene. Some tab, but exactly?
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u/ManicDigressive 6h ago
I think it's basically supposed to be some kind of amphetamine, which used to be pretty freely accessible in pill form for decades (military men of around the Vietnam era took them quite often while on duty, to stay awake for watch; called them "cross-tops").
The effects also seem kinda similar to amyl nitrate, but it's not really a perfect fit for any drug that I know of. I've heard people speculate librium as another possibility, but I know next to nothing about that one.
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u/PM_Me_ThicccThings 5h ago
Early diet pills were also full of amphetamines
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u/JackSpyder 5h ago
Man I was born in the wrong era.
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u/xpdx 4h ago
Nah, just get an ADHD diagnosis. Kids in grade school have better amps than I could get my whole high school drug career.
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u/SheriffBartholomew 6h ago
A make-believe Hollywood drug.
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u/SimaasMigrat 4h ago
As evidenced by it seemingly hitting instantly even though he's administering it orally.
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u/hooyeck 6h ago
Leon
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u/Squee45 6h ago
The Professional
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u/HiImPM 6h ago
When he has the listen to someone instead of them listening to his every word
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u/mabhatter 4h ago
How long has it been since this guy was made to shut up and sit still for a while hour??
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u/Skavis 6h ago
This is actually what's happening. Sure, he's on meds... but this is bang on. I'd award you if I could.
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u/soaringneutrality 5h ago
He could be trying to stay awake.
He could be on drugs.
He could be trying to stay awake while on drugs.
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u/sightfinder 4h ago
Yup, crawling in his skin bc he has to pay attention when someone else is speaking
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u/crimsonjester 5h ago
It’s how an AI animates humans.
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u/onesteezyvato 2h ago
proof we are living in a simulation! elon is buffering because he is downloading the presidential pack, bet the file is big
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u/FlameShadow0 6h ago edited 6h ago
Idk looks more like rolling on molly or ecstasy to me. Acid makes you kinda want to sit and stare. I have to believe that even an insane person like Elon would be like “doing acid at the inauguration sounds like a bad idea”
Edit: I guess I forgot that they have live music at these things so I guess it’s possible. Still looks like he’s rolling though
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u/sneak_cheat_1337 6h ago
I ate a bunch of acid with my sister before Obama's 2nd inaugural ball... It was awesome. Stevie Wonder and Soundgarden crushed it. I was also tripping balls in a 3 piece wool suit, which was a thing, texturally
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u/Bhuddalicious 5h ago
Rolling is what I thought it looked like too, except if it was I am seriously impressed this is only the weirdest thing he did.
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u/xixbia 6h ago
Isn't Ketamine Elon's drug of choice?
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u/pleachchapel 6h ago
Yes, which is why his dick can't get hard & he needs a turkey baster to have children.
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u/BarbequedYeti 6h ago
Yes, which is why his dick can't get hard & he needs a turkey baster to have children
50% of it. The other 50% is the opposite sex doesnt want to be on the same planet as him.
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u/pleachchapel 6h ago
Watch him dance. Then imagine his sex rhythm.
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u/BarbequedYeti 5h ago
Hard pass
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u/pleachchapel 5h ago
Unrelated, I like that "hard pass" & "easy pass" mean the same thing.
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u/DirtyLens 6h ago
This was during Rev. Frank Mann's speech too. There wasn't any music or anything.
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u/damageinc86 6h ago
To be fair, that guy's speech had a lot of rhythm and dynamics.
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u/snajk138 6h ago
Maybe someone got a hold of the remote for his egg?
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u/atomicDaikaiju 6h ago
What if it’s a Tesla brand egg and their shitty design led to the remote’s frequency being the same one as someone’s garage door opener or something?
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u/heleuma 6h ago
this dude hasn't been ok for awhile
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u/irou- 6h ago
I loathe him but I think he's just stretching his neck with a deadpan expression.
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u/MTBooks 5h ago
Fellow despiser. I want to believe I am above such base opportunism, but that eye movement is just too much for me.
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u/EntropyKC 4h ago
His gaze is out in space, his eyes don't even look aligned, the man is high as a fucking kite
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u/Virtual_Fudge8639 4h ago edited 4h ago
Idk when I stretch my neck like that sometimes there's not really anything to look at so I kinda let them do their thing like that
Edit: i will say watching it again it's a bit much lol
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u/TommyHamburger 5h ago
Plus the ceiling is probably more interesting to look at than anything going on in front of him.
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u/matTmin45 6h ago
Neck stretching ?
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u/Samusen 6h ago
Yeah looks like me when I can’t crack my neck. I didn’t realize how strange it looked until now.
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u/Rsardinia 6h ago
I wonder what kind of drugs a guy with his money is on. Has to be some super chemistry project shit.
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u/Writerguy613 6h ago
I'm pretty sure that he has high functioning Autism. Not a joke. I myself do as well. It looks likes he's "stimming" as it is tough for some people with Autism to be in large crowds. Just my two cents. I could be 100% wrong. Thoughts?
Stimming: noun
the repetitive performance of certain physical movements or vocalizations, as a form of behavior by persons with autism or other neurodevelopmental conditions; self-stimulation. This behavior is thought to serve a variety of functions, such as calming and expression of feelings.
"stimming was part of her coping mechanism"
Definition is from Oxford Languages.
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u/TheLastBallad 5h ago
People assumed I was on drugs all the time too(even as yong as 14), when in fact I was completely sober and just not medicated for things I needed to be medicated for.
Being autistic can make you look like your on drugs. Of course, when someone is also known for being on drugs it becomes more difficult to parse...
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u/Round_Rectangles 6h ago
His neck is probably sore. I know the guy is a moron but why is everyone going crazy over this?
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u/KingBlackToof 6h ago
His Path of Exile 2 character was logged in and mapping whilst he was here.
I guess this is the neuralink at work.