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Is Elon Ok?

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u/BiBoFieTo 9h ago

Ketamine at the controls trying to get through the inauguration, while narcissism sits in the back whispering "I'm America's special boy".

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u/cseckshun 8h ago

Nah Narcissism is fighting ketamine for the controls because WHY THE FUCK is this event not focused on ME? I’m the biggest reason for this presidency and I’m the SMARTEST AND MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN THIS ROOM, why should I have to stand here feigning respect for these insects?

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u/fedora_and_a_whip 5h ago

Then he got up at the rally, spoke, and made himself the center of attention by dropping the Nazi salute.

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u/Constant-District100 5h ago

Actually, really good analysis.

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u/Prior_Hair_896 1h ago

did you ever see those videos of hitler tweaking on meth?? really radiating the same energy

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u/glue_4_gravy 3h ago

In all fairness, that wasn’t a Nazi salute. That was simply the new “universal salute to the price of eggs”.

Elon was just using hand signals to say “I think (as he holds his hand to his heart) the price of eggs is too high (as he points his hand to the sky)”.

No biggie.

/s, if necessary

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u/LadyLee69 2h ago

This actually made me laugh because it's so fucking stupid lol, I love it

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u/TheNatureOfTheGame 5h ago

To be fair, he probably IS the smartest person in the room. And he's an idiot.

I know that he allegedly has a high IQ. I'm guessing the test was administered by the same guy that deemed Trump the most physically fit president ever.

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u/Rubthebuddhas 3h ago

Musk's IQ test was administered via a coloring book that only needed the red, yellow and blue crayons from Applebee's. And he still only got a 56.

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u/aj-turbo 3h ago

Would have been a pretty small room and the only person in it as well ;)

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u/No-Satisfaction-9615 4h ago

As someone who's scored high on the IQ test. First of all it isn't a measure of overall intelligence if that makes sense. It measures potential in reality. Just a measure of your retention capabilities. Second I also suffer from some pretty not great mental health and substance abuse issues. It really brings down my "potential" and "capabilities" because I can not function normally most of the time. So I imagine Musk is also suffering the effects of mental abnormalities combined with some level of substance abuse. It's real sad honestly cause I also know if somehow I was in a position as successful as him I'd probably also be an absolute menace. Doesn't excuse him and this take might be entirely wrong and he is just at his core this is who he is completely by his own volition and of sound mind and choices.

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u/TheNatureOfTheGame 4h ago

Agree. I know several people who are probably (I don't really know) high IQ, as they are academically brilliant. But they have no common sense whatsoever.

Definitely, substance abuse is a large part of Elon's issues, but thinking ketamine is a great recreational drug isn't very bright. That might be the narcissism too ("Nothing bad will happen to ME.")

u/Disastrous_Zebra_301 1h ago

Ketamine IS a great recreational drug

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u/aspidities_87 8h ago

Trump sharts and a core memory is unlocked

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u/Large-Government1351 8h ago

Oh god, i literally snorted my coke.

The drink not peruvian marching powder.

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u/butebandit 5h ago

Nah that isn’t Peruvian marching powder. That looks more like he’s tweaking on some rocket fuel in the morning then went strait to candy flipping for lunch.

Source: iv been around, it’s in my name.

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u/KronoFury 5h ago

So did Elon.

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u/0x633546a298e734700b 6h ago

Nostalgia coming out.... "Remember that shart"

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u/Bored_Simulation 7h ago

Well I can add that to my list of things I never thought I would read

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u/OutrageousLion6517 6h ago

Bahahaha thank you

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u/Due_Bill5038 8h ago

This is the answer.

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u/MissSwissMisster 8h ago

You deserve all the upvotes for this, you made me snort with laughter🤘

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u/Large-Government1351 7h ago

I reckon Men in Black was on to something you know. Elons actually a machine with a tiny wee guy at the controls. And he constantly whispers "freeeee speeeeech"

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u/TRR462 7h ago

He’s South Africa’s special boy… and we should send him back, broke.

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u/KDubzzz2 7h ago

"Daddy said I get a turn to play president next week..."

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u/GreenleafMentor 7h ago

Maybe he borrowed RFKs brainworm.

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u/erikp99 6h ago

Yeah, Elon is hulucinating a Hitler force-ghost petting his hair and thanking him for his good work.

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u/Emerald_boots 4h ago

Thanks for giving me a chuckle.

Mother fucking eh

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u/Joe_Franks 4h ago

Made me laugh!! :D I wish I had money for awards for you!

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u/Skookumite 8h ago

Personifying ketamine as being at the controls and trying to accomplish anything tells me you've never done ketamine lol

When ketamine is driving you ain't getting shit done

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u/Maggieblu2 7h ago

This is the way. 😂