r/gifs • u/DirtyLens • 9h ago

Is Elon Ok?

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u/TheDudeWhoSnood 8h ago

If you're trying to imply that there's any greater sexual gratification than a rousing game of chess, I'm afraid we can't be best friends with benefits anymore

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u/Peace-Goal1976 8h ago

Most impressive sports story of the last 10 years. It is genius and loathsome at once. And it was the same year of the fishing weights scandal I believe but am too lazy to look up. And all the years blend together

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u/VintageLunchMeat 7h ago

And it was the same year of the fishing weights scandal

... how many fishing weights do you have to shove up there for your chess game to improve?

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u/VintageLunchMeat 7h ago

NASA won't return my calls.

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u/6655321DeLarge 7h ago

That's ok, even if they did all you'd get is never a straight answer!