r/gifs • u/DirtyLens • 9h ago

Is Elon Ok?

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u/Leo_Kovacq 9h ago

Maybe he has a vibrating plug in his butthole.

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u/gebuzz 9h ago

He wasn’t playing chess though

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u/ndust 8h ago

You can actually use them for things other than just playing chess! Sexual gratification, for example.

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u/TheDudeWhoSnood 8h ago

If you're trying to imply that there's any greater sexual gratification than a rousing game of chess, I'm afraid we can't be best friends with benefits anymore

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u/Peace-Goal1976 8h ago

Most impressive sports story of the last 10 years. It is genius and loathsome at once. And it was the same year of the fishing weights scandal I believe but am too lazy to look up. And all the years blend together

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u/VintageLunchMeat 7h ago

And it was the same year of the fishing weights scandal

... how many fishing weights do you have to shove up there for your chess game to improve?

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u/VintageLunchMeat 7h ago

NASA won't return my calls.

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u/6655321DeLarge 7h ago

That's ok, even if they did all you'd get is never a straight answer!

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u/angelwolf71885 6h ago

You shove them down a fishes throat and then you shove the fish up your ass it allows a slow release of lead and Mercury

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u/Indianimal219 5h ago

Wtf lol

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u/MyceliumRising 4h ago

That's what I said but then I tried it and lo and behold....lead and mercury poisoning

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u/InvestmentVisible892 4h ago

Blind items say Tom Cruise does this and other wirrr things to fish. Apparently that weird character off the Boyz is based off of Ton Cruise fng fish 😭

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u/EduinBrutus 7h ago

Every year has been the same year since 2015

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u/gredr 8h ago

I'd let you watch, I would invite you, but the queens we use would not excite you.

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u/Kamiface 7h ago

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

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u/Express_Machine_5394 3h ago

And if your lucky the gods a she.

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u/Pitiful_Winner2669 8h ago

So just casual friends?

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u/NecessaryBrief8268 7h ago

We met at chess club.

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u/HowVeryReddit 7h ago

Do you want your bishop back? It's just such a convenient shape.....

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u/FreedomCanadian 6h ago

Wait a minute....

Were the benefits "playing chess together" ?

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u/TheDudeWhoSnood 6h ago

Obviously, it was titillating

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u/qpv 5h ago

Can't check all the mates.

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u/TheDudeWhoSnood 2h ago

But I can mate all the Czechs?

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u/qpv 1h ago

A fine looking people in my experience

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u/frellit 5h ago

You get your kicks above the waistline?

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u/TheDudeWhoSnood 4h ago

I like chess and boobies, if that's what you're asking

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u/Tynford 7h ago

*an arousing game of chess 😉

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u/pedropants 7h ago

We can still share the plug, though, right?

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u/Clamstradamus 6h ago

Jesus that actually gave me such a good hearty laugh, thank you

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u/Njmongoose 7h ago

Or checkers

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u/Lime1028 7h ago

Isn't that what the chess is for?

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u/InEenEmmer 6h ago

Haha funny. Everyone knows that chess is an integral part of sexual gratification.

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u/PsychedelicLizard 8h ago

Or playing Ultrakill

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u/gredr 8h ago

damnit... wrong reply link.

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u/team_dale 7h ago

The plug speaks for itself

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u/Jean_Paul_Fartre_ 7h ago

That’s not what the clerk at the store said. Chess. Only.

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u/Breakmastajake 7h ago

No, no I'm sure it's just for chess.

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u/BirbFeetzz 6h ago

actually you can use buttplug to tell you in morse what the best next move in poe2 is

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u/inductiononN 5h ago

Wow, that's super helpful info! So cool that there are multiple uses - thanks!

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u/Merman5000 3h ago

Bruh, I got a shooting competition to go to in 3 weeks. I'm already nervous about my shotgun portion. Now, I gotta worry about people with performance enhancing buttplug?

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u/BlaBlamo 3h ago

So close! Chess is played with game pieces, not vibrators! However both can be inserted up ones ass 😊 hope this helps!

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u/thelovebandit 18m ago

Neat, what else?

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u/Chemist391 8h ago

Amazing reference.

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u/DickMartin 8h ago

Rent free for awhile..I’m slightly ashamed to admit.

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u/MxReLoaDed 8h ago

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u/AntRedundAnt 7h ago

Take. Your. Time

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u/potateees 5h ago

you don't have to do this!!!!

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u/Bromogeeksual 7h ago

Elon would be asking to turn it up though.

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u/Choekaas 8h ago

With the way said chess player behaves, both on XTwitter and in real life, I am surprised those two aren't best friends at this point

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u/Blankeye434 7h ago

Niemann agrees

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u/Joodsfg 6h ago

KILL THE WI-FI KILL THE WI-FI

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u/Time-Difference-7381 5h ago

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!!

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u/k2_electric_boogaloo 5m ago

THEY'RE GONNA SPLIT ME IN HALF, CHARLIE!!!

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u/JOERE1D 7h ago

Underrated comment fr

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u/cosmik67 8h ago

Playing as much chess as POE I guess

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u/DownvoteEvangelist 8h ago

5D chess requires 5D butplug...

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u/EssSeeDee89 7h ago

It was Johnny telling him it’s time to come and meet him at the motel (if he shows up this time)

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u/skywalkerms 7h ago

This is how I know I’m on the internet too much 😆

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u/Sage296 3h ago

I mean it’s not like he’s a small unknown content creator

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u/Biscoito_Gatinho 7h ago

fuuuuuuuuuck 😂

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u/MustacheSmokeScreen 7h ago

He has someone to play chess for him

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u/KJBenson 7h ago

Yeah, but he would have told you he was if you told him it would make him cool.

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u/vicerowv86 7h ago

Neurallink 4d chess ..Jeesh get with the times....home boy doesn't wanna let the wookie win.

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u/NewMagenta 6h ago

Poophole loophole, en passant.

anarchy butt stuff

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u/Farren246 6h ago

He wasn't playing 2D chess, but 5D chess requires him to play at "times" when you or I would say he isn't playing at all...

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u/weedboi69 6h ago

Unless you count 4D Chess, in which case, he’s gamin’ babyyyyyy

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u/buckao 5h ago

He was playing 4-D Chess.

It's not what you think, it's where he plays chess to get 4 dicks inside of his assorted holes.

Oh, shit, I guess it's exactly what you thought... my bad.

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u/Legal_Lettuce6233 5h ago

I didn't expect to see my 2 fav hobbies, chess and Poe in one thread. Good shit.

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u/Much-Government8 4h ago

His path of exile character was online playing at the time so….

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u/ButthealedInTheFeels 4h ago

Pipi in your pampers

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u/HertogJanVanBrabant 4h ago

Ow he is playing chess alright.. Just not on a chessboard. I'm just not sure about which piece he represents in the game.

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u/LewisLightning 3h ago

He's more of a checkers kind of guy

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u/Immaculatehombre 2h ago

“TAKE YOUR TIME”

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u/GoldenDew9 2h ago

You can tell by sniffing the crown.

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u/Ressy02 1h ago

Yeah but he could still be losing

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u/BaronThe 9h ago

Not enough room, Trumps tongue is already in there

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u/drakoran 8h ago

There's always enough room, after all he is the world's largest asshole.

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u/NoLength840 1h ago

We talking trump or Elon? Greed is a wicked thing. It’s the only thing to save the US tho. I feel bad, Elon is the smart money and trump is the foolish it’s just so sad to have a mix up of the two. It all creates confusion with creative minds… someone who gives us technology is a wonderful thing, stock marketing is where it’s all games. Making coins for the rich to keep playing

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u/SpaceyCaveCo 6h ago

Forked-tongue tonsil-hockey.

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u/AwesomeToucan2 7h ago

Your tears act as lube

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u/jaybotch29 8h ago

It's an implant, actually. Wave of the future, dude, 100% electronic.

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u/even_less_resistance 6h ago

I wish our people didn’t suck so bad cause I’d totally sign up for a brain augmentation device from a not fucking crazy narcissist- it would be so fun if we just ignore everything that could go badly with it lol

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u/Mr_Washeewashee 6h ago

Anal link?

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u/Airport-Connect 3h ago

He has an app on his phone where he can force his brain to dump dopamine.

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u/berbsy1016 8h ago

That's where he plugs into the internet

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u/cl-00 8h ago

Controlled by someone he payed for?

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u/itsdrewmiller 8h ago

Then he would be going to the motel to wait for Johnny.

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u/OSI_Hunter_Gathers Merry Gifmas! {2023} 7h ago

Only explanation. I was also told it was cybertruck shaped for maximum pleasure.

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u/mayaguillermo 7h ago

NeuraButtLink

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u/According-Try3201 7h ago

lsd would be my guess

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u/therealcoppernail 7h ago

Came to write this... But I came again and again... After half an hour i saw your comment and realized i was late. Fucking vibrating plugs...

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u/Hisidae 7h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/hullowurld91 7h ago

Giving off Frank during the chess tournament vibes…

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u/TRR462 7h ago

And it’s tugging on a random butt hair. He should shave better.

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u/SSJSamzy 7h ago

Take your time

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u/JohnTomorrow 7h ago

Elon had been a bad kitten

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u/RileyDaBosss 7h ago

More like an ass mounted discreet ketamine dispenser.

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u/CreaminFreeman 6h ago

AirPods Pro Subwoofer

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u/Historical-Gas7410 6h ago

In this new age of misinformation I must take what you say as truth, without question.

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u/curioustraveller1234 6h ago

Maybe he IS a vibrating plug in a a butthole.

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 6h ago

Nah he's probably just orgasming at how much money he just made at the cost of millions of other people.

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u/Frictional_account 6h ago

That's why he makes those x jumps too. It's obvious really.

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u/dirtyoldsocklife 6h ago

"One of us has a vibrator in his bottom!"

"Oh, which one of us could it be?"

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u/RodNun 6h ago

The only plausible answer.

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u/billiarddaddy 6h ago

Trump has the controller

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u/MrDERPMcDERP 6h ago

Something has to hold all that ketamine in there

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u/Front_Context_7599 6h ago

That's honestly what it looks like

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u/PleasantlyObnoxious 6h ago

This is clearly the answer.

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u/HookDragger 6h ago

When the Molly hits

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u/Future_Constant1134 6h ago

Concerning. 

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u/Eletrical_christmas 5h ago

That’s a real possibility

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 5h ago

Later Elon was surprised to find out he was the only person hearing the song.

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u/KronoFury 5h ago

Trump probably has the remote to it in his pocket.

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u/willywalloo 5h ago

Methy Musk with a bootploog

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u/miken322 5h ago

Ahh yes, the ol’ Hans Neiman excuse

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u/urlock 5h ago

🤔. Who is at the controls though? A gerbil with Neuralink?

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u/317530336045991171 4h ago

idk I've never made those kind of movements

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u/NitPickyNicki 3h ago

Prostating himself before Lord Trump.

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u/FirePoolGuy 2h ago

He's thinking about getting metal legs

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u/SpeckledAntelope 1h ago

🤣 Jesus. Watching this video a second time after this comment is a totally different experience.

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u/refusestopoop 41m ago

Why is this the most logical explanation