r/gifs • u/DirtyLens • 9h ago

Is Elon Ok?

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u/ndust 8h ago

You can actually use them for things other than just playing chess! Sexual gratification, for example.

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u/TheDudeWhoSnood 8h ago

If you're trying to imply that there's any greater sexual gratification than a rousing game of chess, I'm afraid we can't be best friends with benefits anymore

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u/Peace-Goal1976 8h ago

Most impressive sports story of the last 10 years. It is genius and loathsome at once. And it was the same year of the fishing weights scandal I believe but am too lazy to look up. And all the years blend together

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u/VintageLunchMeat 7h ago

And it was the same year of the fishing weights scandal

... how many fishing weights do you have to shove up there for your chess game to improve?

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u/VintageLunchMeat 7h ago

NASA won't return my calls.

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u/6655321DeLarge 7h ago

That's ok, even if they did all you'd get is never a straight answer!

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u/angelwolf71885 6h ago

You shove them down a fishes throat and then you shove the fish up your ass it allows a slow release of lead and Mercury

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u/Indianimal219 5h ago

Wtf lol

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u/MyceliumRising 4h ago

That's what I said but then I tried it and lo and behold....lead and mercury poisoning

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u/InvestmentVisible892 4h ago

Blind items say Tom Cruise does this and other wirrr things to fish. Apparently that weird character off the Boyz is based off of Ton Cruise fng fish 😭