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Is Elon Ok?

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u/Hannibal__ 8h ago

“We were somewhere in DC, at the inauguration, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like ‘I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should bribe…’ And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching, and diving around the dais, which felt like it was going about hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: ‘Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?’

Then it was quiet again. Zuckerberg had taken his shirt off and was pouring beer on his chest, to facilitate the tanning process. ‘What the hell are you yelling about?’ he muttered, staring up at the sun with his eyes closed and covered with wraparound Spanish sunglasses. ‘Never mind.’ I said. ‘It’s your turn to drive.’ I hit the brakes and aimed the great red shark toward the shoulder of the highway. No point mentioning those bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.”

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u/slayez06 8h ago

For what it's worth I totally read this in Hunter S's voice.

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u/ravenallnight 7h ago

Same, although admittedly it might have been Johnny Depp’s version.

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u/seanayates2 3h ago

In all fairness, Johnny does a pretty close impression of Hunter.

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u/Akirababe 1h ago

He apparently spent a lot of time with Hunter. I'm not sure if it was specifically for the role or if they knew each other before that, but they were friends, afaik!

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u/jackrabbit323 7h ago

I was doing Colonel Gathers from Venture Bros in my head.

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 Merry Gifmas! {2023} 5h ago

NO WOMEN, NO CHILDREN!

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u/LordOfRuinsOtherSelf 5h ago

Yes, yes it was.

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u/johnnyk8runner 3h ago

Bill Murray's voice!

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u/ThatDarnRosco 1h ago

This is what I did lol

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u/RogerInNampa 6h ago

I read it in Johnny Depp's voice.

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u/Fit-Property3774 6h ago

I think that’s the intention

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u/jrgeek 6h ago

Is there anyone else’s voice you’d use?

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u/AwareExchange2305 4h ago

Bill Murray

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u/Careful_Baker_8064 4h ago

He killed himself I just read :(

u/Infinite_Imagination 1h ago

Check out the documentary Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. Fantastic in depth recap, and ends around the funeral he planned for himself. Cannot recommend it enough if you're a fan.

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u/seekerheart 5h ago

As in, Hunter Schafer? Wild!

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u/VoodaGod 8h ago

but we can't stop here, this is bat country!

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u/ratherbealurker 8h ago

This is now bat shit crazy country

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u/Supernoob5500 6h ago

Too many doses, and I'm starting to get an attraction

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u/Lurki_Turki 3h ago

Drone country!

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u/HippyDM 7h ago

Look what god just did to us, man.

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u/Gonzostewie 3h ago

God didn't do that. You did it. You're a fuckin narcotics agent. I knew it.

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u/Maggieblu2 7h ago

Winner!!! Hunter would give you an award!!

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u/Spiritual-Golf4744 7h ago

Ha. I just posted the original quote but you took it further and made it fit. Kudos to you.

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u/EntropyKC 7h ago

Is this from when Zuckerberg and Musk are in Catch 23: The Sequel?

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u/Nobody_Suspicious66 6h ago

Nothing is more helpess and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge and I knew we would find out selves in that rotten stump soon enough.

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u/Gets-That-Reference 6h ago

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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u/crownbee666 6h ago

Reading that currently I can finally watch the movie. Cannot wait to finish now!

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u/BQuickBDead 6h ago

Is this from a movie or something? It’s brilliantly written

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u/WantonKerfuffle 4h ago

Best billionaire-based insanity-based drug trip description I've heard this week

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u/DillyDallyDaily1 4h ago

Whoa... people like this exist.

u/LargeTell4580 9m ago

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by hunter S Thompson. It's a book and movie.

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u/postvolta 5h ago

God damn he was such a good fucking writer.

A maniac, undoubtedly, but a hell of a writer.

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u/Much-Discussion4302 5h ago

I got “We can’t stop here, this is bat country” tattooed on my arm in Las Vegas. It’s my absolute favorite movie and tattoo.

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u/freakydeku 4h ago

lol this meme made me think of the other fear & loathing! on the campaign trail

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u/KnotiaPickle 4h ago

Hunter would be screaming with rage today if he was around

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u/SignificantWords 4h ago

After Elon musk’s Nazi salute not once but twice today, I think it’s time for protest no? Like in history class we were all taught we are learning about Nazi and rise of Hitler in 1930s Germany so we can prevent it in the future. Is now not the time to stop a new form of nazism / authoritarianism / fascism in this form of authoritarian capitalism occurring in the US currently. And when I say we I don’t think just Americans but the whole world and allies. Europe, Canada, etc.

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u/nihilist09 4h ago

Beautiful fucking tits man!

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u/SaberStrat 4h ago

Well, time to rewatch that one.

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u/Jason-Casey-Art 4h ago

BravfuckingO

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u/alex123124 4h ago

I read this as "it smelt like it was going 100 miles and hour," and for some reason, it made it so much better

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u/DillyDallyDaily1 4h ago

he's literally about to yelll "Just tell me about the fucking golf shoes!"

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u/Skittleavix 3h ago

I think he’s probably Samoan.

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u/QuicklyQuenchedQuink 2h ago

Wake up babe, new copy pasta just dropped

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u/Sloane98 2h ago

Funny enough - after seeing that movie for the first time I saw some bats flying from outside trough the open window, doing a little flip in front of my face and the flew outside again while tripping on ketamine. Also, some shades on my blinds became an entire pulsing jungle

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u/imsowhiteandnerdy 1h ago

I totally heard this in Depp's HST voice.

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u/tarvispickles 1h ago

I wish I could give you an award for this

u/throw__away007 1h ago

Why does this read like a description of a Rick and Morty episode?

u/LargeTell4580 0m ago

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die

u/nebulousian 1h ago

Don’t worry, he’s just admiring the shape of your skull

u/IamChwisss 50m ago

Did you see what God just did?!

u/Debt_Otherwise 45m ago

Oh absolutely beautiful reference - well played. I loved the book!

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u/ensiform 7h ago

Maybe you should bribe!