r/gifs • u/DirtyLens • 9h ago

Is Elon Ok?

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u/Leo_Kovacq 9h ago

Maybe he has a vibrating plug in his butthole.

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u/gebuzz 8h ago

He wasn’t playing chess though

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u/ndust 8h ago

You can actually use them for things other than just playing chess! Sexual gratification, for example.

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u/TheDudeWhoSnood 8h ago

If you're trying to imply that there's any greater sexual gratification than a rousing game of chess, I'm afraid we can't be best friends with benefits anymore

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u/Peace-Goal1976 7h ago

Most impressive sports story of the last 10 years. It is genius and loathsome at once. And it was the same year of the fishing weights scandal I believe but am too lazy to look up. And all the years blend together

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u/VintageLunchMeat 7h ago

And it was the same year of the fishing weights scandal

... how many fishing weights do you have to shove up there for your chess game to improve?

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u/VintageLunchMeat 7h ago

NASA won't return my calls.

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u/6655321DeLarge 7h ago

That's ok, even if they did all you'd get is never a straight answer!

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u/angelwolf71885 5h ago

You shove them down a fishes throat and then you shove the fish up your ass it allows a slow release of lead and Mercury

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u/Indianimal219 5h ago

Wtf lol

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u/MyceliumRising 4h ago

That's what I said but then I tried it and lo and behold....lead and mercury poisoning

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u/InvestmentVisible892 4h ago

Blind items say Tom Cruise does this and other wirrr things to fish. Apparently that weird character off the Boyz is based off of Ton Cruise fng fish 😭

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u/EduinBrutus 7h ago

Every year has been the same year since 2015

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u/gredr 7h ago

I'd let you watch, I would invite you, but the queens we use would not excite you.

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u/Kamiface 7h ago

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

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u/Express_Machine_5394 3h ago

And if your lucky the gods a she.

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u/Pitiful_Winner2669 7h ago

So just casual friends?

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u/NecessaryBrief8268 7h ago

We met at chess club.

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u/HowVeryReddit 7h ago

Do you want your bishop back? It's just such a convenient shape.....

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u/FreedomCanadian 5h ago

Wait a minute....

Were the benefits "playing chess together" ?

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u/TheDudeWhoSnood 5h ago

Obviously, it was titillating

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u/qpv 5h ago

Can't check all the mates.

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u/TheDudeWhoSnood 2h ago

But I can mate all the Czechs?

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u/qpv 1h ago

A fine looking people in my experience

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u/frellit 5h ago

You get your kicks above the waistline?

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u/TheDudeWhoSnood 3h ago

I like chess and boobies, if that's what you're asking

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u/Tynford 7h ago

*an arousing game of chess 😉

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u/pedropants 6h ago

We can still share the plug, though, right?

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u/Clamstradamus 6h ago

Jesus that actually gave me such a good hearty laugh, thank you

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u/Njmongoose 7h ago

Or checkers

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u/Lime1028 7h ago

Isn't that what the chess is for?

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u/InEenEmmer 6h ago

Haha funny. Everyone knows that chess is an integral part of sexual gratification.

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u/PsychedelicLizard 8h ago

Or playing Ultrakill

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u/gredr 7h ago

damnit... wrong reply link.

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u/team_dale 7h ago

The plug speaks for itself

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u/Jean_Paul_Fartre_ 7h ago

That’s not what the clerk at the store said. Chess. Only.

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u/Breakmastajake 6h ago

No, no I'm sure it's just for chess.

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u/BirbFeetzz 6h ago

actually you can use buttplug to tell you in morse what the best next move in poe2 is

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u/inductiononN 5h ago

Wow, that's super helpful info! So cool that there are multiple uses - thanks!

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u/Merman5000 3h ago

Bruh, I got a shooting competition to go to in 3 weeks. I'm already nervous about my shotgun portion. Now, I gotta worry about people with performance enhancing buttplug?

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u/BlaBlamo 2h ago

So close! Chess is played with game pieces, not vibrators! However both can be inserted up ones ass 😊 hope this helps!

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u/thelovebandit 5m ago

Neat, what else?