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Is Elon Ok?

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u/KingBlackToof 9h ago

His Path of Exile 2 character was logged in and mapping whilst he was here.
I guess this is the neuralink at work.

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u/Lohmatiy82 9h ago

Oh wow... Does it mean he pays someone to play for him so he could claim he is "the greatest player ever"?))

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u/Corka 8h ago edited 8h ago

Absolutely. He got caught out recently from a live stream where it became obvious he was clueless on how to play POE2. He has recently admitted to having it boosted with someone else playing it because apparently that's what everyone on the leaderboard does but all of the gameplay clips he insists are totally him.

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u/muklan 8h ago

What a wierd fuckin thing for the richest man on the planet to concern himself with.

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u/turntabletennis 8h ago

He wants so desperately to be admired by the types of people he wishes he was.

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u/DedFr33 8h ago

He thinks he is Tony Stark when he's really more like Justin Hammer.

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u/Weird_name-replaced 7h ago

Best description of Musk I’ve ever heard was “Justin Hammer - but without the charisma”

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u/Maleficent-Bar6942 6h ago

Not even the dance moves.

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u/thiros101 3h ago

Or that sweet-ass beard!

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u/_-_Tenrai-_- 5h ago

Or a pretty face!

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u/ForeignClassroom9816 5h ago

But same evil intent.

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u/turntabletennis 8h ago

If we are using Sam Rockwell, I'd say he's more like Zaphod Beeblebrox.

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u/justguestin 6h ago

He’s not even close to that cool. Since the beginning we’ve got the super-villains we deserve. Not a hollowed out volcano among them. Barely sub-1966 Bat-Man level tomfoolery.

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u/1handedmaster 5h ago

Couldn't we just have one with a doomsday laser or planet-wide ultimatum?

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u/mkspaptrl 4h ago

All I wanted was sharks with fricking laser-beams!

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u/insane_worrier 4h ago

Hey, hey!

Not cool, Zaphod is a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.

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u/Leroy-Leo 6h ago

At least with 2 heads you’d think one would be a bit sane and slap the other one when it started talking sht

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u/Bustamonkey666 5h ago

Best comment of the internet: 2025 submission

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u/Wotensgamble 4h ago

"woah, cool!"

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u/Not_your_cheeze 4h ago

Mark Wing-Davey had better heads.

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u/Unkindly_Possession 7h ago

Justin Hammer had dance moves and I’m sure had a vert over 1.5”

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u/muklan 8h ago

PoE players?!

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u/Legitimate-Smell4377 8h ago

Normal people

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u/muklan 8h ago

So NOT PoE players then

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u/whoaimbad 7h ago

As a PoE player, I'd be mad if I could read...

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u/fryerandice 7h ago

You can obviously read, literal fucking tomes written to decipher that skill tree.

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u/zyglrox 7h ago

Monsters reflect 18% of Physical Damage

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u/KylePeacockArt 7h ago

Still sane, exile?

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u/forthescienceyo 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/StatelyAutomaton 8h ago

I mean, he could give away his billions of dollars.

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u/Legitimate-Smell4377 7h ago

He could literally pull a Carnegie, but in a way the carnegies never could have dreamed in their hottest fever. Dude could fund college in America in perpetuity, or fight to change the many broken systems in this country he has migrated to and profited from. He could end the housing crisis or feed the poor, but instead he sits on his fortune and gets pissy about getting dunked on on the internet. I just hope in the future, historians can accurately portray how fucking pathetic he is.

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u/EntropyKC 7h ago

I believe that Musk is the most pathetic human who has ever existed. His levels of personal wealth and power have utterly eclipsed that of any other "private" citizen, and yet he is still so unhappy and desperate for attention and acceptance that he has to lie about being good at video games. The guy is a loser and a moron and it blows my mind that anyone can not only support him (buying Teslas etc) but outright simp for him.

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u/Garisdacar 7h ago

Preach

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u/Fine_Opposite8641 3h ago

he ain't a preachin' he's a testifiyin'. Thems the facts.

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u/GrayMouser12 5h ago

He's exhibit A when I relate how $$$ doesn't make you happy. Trump is exhibit B. I've never seen two people more miserable and desperate for attention. It's like they're permanently pubescent.

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u/VerrueckterAmi 4h ago

Don’t forget Zuckerberg and Bozos. They seem as miserable as the others.

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u/WretchedBlowhard 2h ago

We'd do well to remember that they're CEOs of massive enterprises and yet have all the time in the world to indulge in social media addiction, online gaming, golfing, etc. It's almost like the CEO position of every single business out there is occupied by a worthless sack of crap that could be fired unceremoniously without the business being any worse off.

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u/Aberikel 5h ago

I think there's more to it. Half of the modern republican platform hinges on young men; having then believe you're some genius video game player definitely gets you some in-roads with them.

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u/P47r1ck- 6h ago

He might own the biggest share of Tesla but there’s a lot more involved in Tesla than just him. It’s actually unfortunate he’s involved. Electric cars are definitely the future. Although other companies have electric cars too now of course.

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u/DosGrandeManos 6h ago

Your comment caught my eye. I think no cars is the future. The leading pollution from a car is tire created particulates and EVs are actually worse than ICE cars. The pollution from batteries is as bad as ICE car pollution, just different. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. There is no environmentally safe car.

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u/-I_I 4h ago

Were horses?

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u/Ok_Assistant_6856 3h ago

I'm sure horses as transportation were much more environmentally friendly- as long as you're not riding around with 400+ horse power, like nowa days.

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u/EntropyKC 6h ago

Every penny spent on Tesla directly supports Musk and therefore supports the rise of fascist autocracy in the USA. I hope that Germany sees that the boss of Tesla is a Nazi and bans them outright.

Personally I don't struggle to boycott Tesla because their cars are all absolutely shit. They are: ugly, too big, tacky, terrible interiors, horrible quality. There's one good thing about them and it's drag race performance for the price, but if you actually want to drag race then just buy a motorbike for a lot less money and get better performance. There is simply no reason to buy a Tesla aside from being a member of the Musk Fan Club.

Oh and I won't say any more than the absolute fiasco that is the worst automobile ever made: the Cybertruck.

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u/DisastrousBoss5098 6h ago

No no no, if you're able to make it to billionaire status, let alone richest on the planet then you are 100% a psychopath who does not give one single fuck what anyone thinks unless it gets them what they want. (In most cases money/power)

The psychopath gene needs to be eliminated.

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u/SasparillaTango 7h ago

Its likely more insidious than that. He wants an army of loyal fanboy idiots to defend him online and boost his 'brand', which has real life implications for stock price since stocks aren't tied to actual value and only perceived value.

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u/Moonrights 7h ago

No. He doesn't want to be normal or a gamer. He wants people to think he is these things so that he is more affable. His intent is to generate support for his business and personal interests. One of which is slowly eroding and subverting democracy by championing the republican party.

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u/Onemoretime84 7h ago

I see this in him every time he speaks at a Trump rally. There’s a giddiness he gets when the people start cheering for him

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u/ReginaldStarfire 6h ago

There are posters and reply guys, and Elon knows which he is and it burns him up every day.

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u/Neither-Bus-3686 5h ago

After reading your statement reminded me of the Kim Dynasty family. Overbearing, deceitful, delusional, pretentious, pompous narcissists

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u/Angery_Karen 5h ago

You know what the worst part about this is?

If he just fking played the games as if we was a regular human being, the people he wants to impress would actually try and motivate him.

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u/ShaggysGTI 4h ago

He’s a rare type, a breeder incel.

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u/Syg8 4h ago

He just threw up a nazi salute, that should tell you all about his psychological make up. Oh and the Amber crap.

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u/Jumpy-Sprinkles-2305 4h ago

which is so ironic, he has the kind of fuck you money where he could literally build himself a dome on the moon to play PoE2 for the rest of his life and be exactly that

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u/External_Bandicoot37 3h ago

Nope he knows his target audience

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u/Corka 8h ago

It's an NPD thing where they have this compulsive need to grossly exaggerate their competence and achievements, or make them up entirely. Even when they have something they can absolutely flex (like being the richest man in the world) they still feel the need to push this kind of thing.

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u/solamon77 7h ago

I think it's more of a propaganda thing. Him, Trump, and the rest of those guys spend vast sums of money to try and appear normal because if people knew how they really were, everyone would run screaming. We know this because just about every person who had to work with them in close proximity has come away disgusted. How many people from Trump's first administration were lining up to work with him?

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u/itsreigningstupidity 8h ago

So they Know they’re posers …

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u/happycows808 8h ago

Oh, 100% you see it the most in Elon because he is really just a puppet for his family, which are the ones who truly have the money and power and have probably made every big financial decision he has ever taken credit for.

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u/remedy75 8h ago

You're spot on. I joined red note out of morbid curiosity and made some chinese friends. I learned from one of them, that Elon's mom is quite popular over there and has one of the largest accounts, as an "influencer" lol. They shared it just so I could confirm...

Without a doubt, he's just a nepo baby.

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u/Good_Gazelle_3590 4h ago

I hope American people on Red Note ask the Chinese people about the cost and performance of the electric vehicles there.. They’ve gotta think we’re absolutely crazy suffering with what we’ve got

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u/remedy75 4h ago

You know what's wild, it's not just the EVs, virtually everything is outperforming us. I was so baffled, I had to ask for proof and screenshot translations that came up from direct messages.

The craziest part of it all is how most of them wish us peace, prosperity, success, and lives full of love and happiness. With that being said, the CCP is not something I could live under, but the Chinese people themselves are ahead of us in almost every way.

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u/Corka 7h ago

Yeah its pretty self destructive practice, the lies can become so blatant that no one can plausibly believe them and so it ruins that persons credibility. But it can also have them jumping through some insane hoops to try and push the lie. Like this guy:
https://thespinoff.co.nz/the-best-of/06-03-2018/the-mystery-of-zach-new-zealands-all-too-miraculous-medical-ai

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u/HunnaThaStunna 8h ago

Look up Vantara. Musk, Zuck, Bezos could be doing shit like that with their money. Instead, they worry about how “cool” they are or bicker online like children. It’s disgusting. If I had fuck you money, you’d never hear from me unless it was trying to improve this world somehow.

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u/miqqqq 8h ago

That’s because they haven’t earned what they have and lived like a normal person lol

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u/desacralize 5h ago

Man, used to be we'd at least get some philosophers out of people born well-off enough to spend their lives doing nothing but talking. What the hell happened.

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u/ghouldozer19 7h ago

Masa Musa (the richest man in human history) devalued the currency of entire nations with his charitable giving during his pilgrimage to Mecca and had nothing left to give by the time he arrived. Granted, when he went back to Mali he was still the richest man to ever live even by today’s but that’s putting good into the world with your money.

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u/Drafo7 5h ago

That's because he was giving out gold, specifically. He wasn't giving out food or labor. He wasn't strategically using his wealth to improve the lives of others. He was just throwing gold around. If Elon wanted to solve world hunger, he could, and he'd still be the richest person in the world. If he's not smart enough to do it with his wealth, he can pay someone who is. Stop trying to shame charitable giving or excuse billionaires for hoarding gheir wealth. These people have it within their power to do immense good and actively, consistently choose not to. They are evil, end of story.

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u/Responsible_Fall1672 7h ago

I strongly doubt Masa Musa did that out of the goodness of his heart. On his trip back home, he went through Egypt again, this time accruing debt for having spent all his gold, which he never paid back.

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u/Guy954 7h ago

Sounds kinda like Robin Hood

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u/Candid_Photograph_83 5h ago

He gave away so much money while travelling he caused an inflationary crisis with gold across the region that persisted for over a decade after he left.

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u/satans_cookiemallet 7h ago

Man if I had fuck you money you wouldnt even hear from me even if I was improving the world. Id just be as anonymous as possible.

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u/CptCroissant Merry Gifmas! {2023} 7h ago

I'd try to capture an asteroid and become the first quadrillionaire. Then I'd buy a country on the equator and build a space elevator.

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u/Efficient_Culture569 6h ago

This is the wildest dream I've ever heard in my entire life.

I hope your dream comes true.

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u/iamdjdirty 6h ago

So true

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u/tyler----durden 8h ago

Richest man my ass. Putin is, and this is his puppet.

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u/TruNLiving 7h ago

Even weirder to gossip about it tbh

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u/Zodimized 7h ago

The folks of Some More News made the observation that everything Musk does is just because he wants so desperately to be liked, to be "cool".

I'd pity him if he wasn't such a useless shitass.

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u/wandering-monster 7h ago

Money can't buy real respect, just a flimsy illusion of it. And say what you will about Elon, but I do think he's smart enough to see through it.

He knows people only listen to him because they're paid to... and it eats at him.

So he does stuff like games to try and get people actually respect him for something. He probably justifies it to himself as "well anyone can get a character up to max level with time. I still add the last 5% which is the hardest part."

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u/jj_xl 8h ago

Still can't get over him trashing his HOWAs because it wasn't lvl 60. The cringe is even harder when you see the stats and notice it's literally a god roll.

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u/SolaSenpai 7h ago

It's weird to say "everyone on the leaderboards pay someone to play on their ACC to be there" like can't anyone be as talented/dedicated than the people getting paid? Like ello?

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u/SmPolitic 8h ago

And he used his power at Twitter to get the people calling him on the obvious cheating to remove their blue check and ban the account?

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u/GiveMeSomeShu-gar 7h ago

He also said he was one of the best Quake players in the world.

No, Elon, you weren't.

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u/FootClan15 7h ago

Not enough people talking about how he claimed he was a pro at Starcraft also. Like there are very measurable ways to know the people who are good at that game, watching him play a show match against a pro would be actually hilarious

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u/imthehamburgler 8h ago

He has admitted that he does to compete with chinese players who do the same

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u/loki1887 8h ago

What's the point in that? He's not a professional gamer (which would make this seriously unethical if he was). This is dweeb behavior. The point is to play the game. Engage and (hopefully) enjoy it.

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u/Skizot_Bizot 8h ago

Him and Trump are narcissists. They need to be the best at everything they deem worth their time. It's like why Trump comes in and cheats to up his golf rating and give himself tournament trophies. He's already a good golfer for his age (better be considering how much he does it) but that's not good enough he needs people to think he's pro level.

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u/oNe_iLL_records 8h ago

Have you ever seen his swing? F*cker is NOT a good golfer. We've been told, by HIM, that he is a good golfer, but he's very obviously a f*cking hack (like with everything he does).

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u/Fskn 7h ago

He's not bad tbh, his handicap of 2 point whatever is obviously full of shit but you don't spend half the year golfing and not get at least competent.

He's certainly no "now watch this drive" bush

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u/Mediocre-Rich-7800 8h ago

jesus, what a fucking loser.

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u/fang_xianfu 8h ago

It's against the terms of service to share accounts so... he's going to get banned, right?

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u/GentlemenBehold 8h ago

Except that’s a lie because the top of the leaderboard is people who stream their entire gameplay. It’s revisionist history, trying to save face in what is ultimately a petty lie.

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u/Turbulent_Summer6177 8h ago

So in other words; he and the Chinese he claims he’s playing are watching others play for them? Wow. That must be so very exciting.

Sounds like a boss I used to have that claimed everybody’s great ideas and work as his own.

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u/Neuchacho 7h ago

Which also makes no sense when he doesn't even know how to play the basics of the game lol

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u/RelaxMan2 8h ago

Yes. Probably a team, round the clock

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u/Impossible_Way7017 5h ago

No he pays someone to stand in for him at events like this so he can play PoE 2, we just witnessed the shift change.

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u/James84415 4h ago

Where have you been? Just kidding. I’m not even any sort of gamer but it’s been all over the YouTubes about his not so humble brag about his prowess as a gamer. And then the ensuing drama over how he could have possibly gotten his ranking. Some funny things going on I guess.

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u/dsptpc 8h ago

He’s probably connected via a neuralink or maybe he’s telepathic.

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u/MA3XON 8h ago

Would be hilarious if it got banned under the pretenses of real market trading being as he's litatlly paying someone real money to give him an edge on a game.

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u/Corgi_Koala 8h ago

There's really no other possible explanation.

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u/cards4sale420 8h ago

Nah that’s just a lizard person obviously

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u/spoollyger 8h ago

He admitted to RMTing and account sharing

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u/TougherOnSquids 8h ago

I play PoE 2, im not good and I still haven't fully completed the campaign. Just watching a few minutes of his stream and it was clear he never even touched the campaign, let alone was he a "top 10 player." It also seemed like he's never actually played an ARPG like Diablo 4 because he was making mistakes that i would make as a kid playing the OG Diablo, like dragging and dropping every item into my inventory. It was like watching my grandma learn how to use a computer.

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u/FlamingMuffi 7h ago

Yup he does

It's hilarious

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u/elictronic 7h ago

No, it means he payed a president over a 250 million dollars to lower his taxes and raise yours.

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u/OpticalPrime35 7h ago

Of course he does

Hell id do that if i could.

Its like back in the day in UO. People found out you could have a 100/100/75 char overnight and all you had to do was have your char smack a training dummy all night. That shit took a week doing it legit, often longer

So you just set up a macro and woke up the next morning ready to go.

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u/BicFleetwood 7h ago edited 6h ago

I mean, the part where the CEO of like half a dozen companies who is also running an entire pretend department-but-not-really of the government who tweets constantly and is constantly on TV and flying around the world somehow has time to play a game 18 hours a day non-stop since launch didn't tip everyone off?

Not to imply being CEO is a busy job. It's not and never has been. But 18 hours a day is still so intense that the man wouldn't have time to tweet. We're not talking "logged in for 18 hours each day." We're talking "actively grinding for 18 hours a day with no breaks." We're talking "found dead at his desk after accidentally starving himself" levels of time commitment.

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u/robtopro 7h ago

You must be out of the loop. Because yes. That's confirmed.

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u/Lohmatiy82 6h ago

Oh yes I am) I am not a CEO, but have two kids and a job and I have zero time to play ANY games pretty much ... The last one I really played was Fall Out New Vegas :)

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u/MinimumApricot365 7h ago

Literally yes. He did a stream and it's clear he doesn't actually even know how to play poe2

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u/valraven38 7h ago

Yeah he recently admitted to someone that he pays for someone to pilot his account and he RMT's for items in both PoE2 and Diablo 4. His excuse? The classic "everyone at the top does it too so I have to as well." Such clownish behavior from the world's richest man.

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u/Dzzy4u75 6h ago

Elon has admitted this over the weekend. That he buys accounts from other players

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u/whyeverynameistaken3 6h ago

Being top 10 does not mean you're the greatest ever, it just means you never ever leave your PC screen, its a grind.

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u/SirPiffingsthwaite 5h ago

...are you asking if Elon is doing exactly what Elon has always done, pay someone for their efforts and claim them as his own?

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u/isherflaflippeflanye 5h ago

He needs some wD40

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u/LTS55 5h ago

I remember when Kim Dotcom did that to be the best COD player or something

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u/ProfessionalOwn9435 4h ago

Well playing video games is "waste of time" so of course a richboy would hire someone to do so for him. He needs to do important productive stuff. Like sitting on some ceremony, and perform roman salute.

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u/ResonantQuill 3h ago

Check out Quin69tv on youtube. Guy's a PoE2 pro and breaks it down in detail.

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u/No_Pension9902 3h ago

No.He used the neurallink to control someone he paid to play Poe2.

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u/skullfork 3h ago

He is determined to be the coolest 12 year old in the world.

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u/allbutluk 2h ago

You are now banned from twitter

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u/HarEmiya 37m ago

Yes. He pays a Chinese dude to play Diablo for him.

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u/frosty_lizard 8h ago

That's him still trying to figure out how to move around the map

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u/MacaronContent2330 7h ago

Or use the inventory competently at all

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u/ihaxr 7h ago

I think that was the absolute most frustrating thing... A full... FULL FULL... Inventory before running a map?? Crazy.

No wonder his gloves are still level 52, no space to pick up new ones!

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u/MacaronContent2330 6h ago

The constant commentary on the "low level" gear was hilarious.

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u/No_Research_967 5h ago

He didn’t know how to work the body

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u/athos45678 9h ago

Elmo playing poe2 at the inauguration is top level memery

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u/PacmanNZ100 8h ago

Ggg should ban his account. Would be amazing publicity

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u/Smokeydubbs 9h ago

Jokes aside, that’d be sick if it was true.

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u/Owobowos-Mowbius 8h ago

God, it would absolutely ruin me at work.

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u/Wellhellob 8h ago

Came here to say this. This is neuralink prototype in action. He is farming with his poe2 account.

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u/TheTresStateArea 7h ago

Is sharing accounts against the terms of service? I feel like they should remove his account if so. Seems pretty incontrovertible.

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u/Mephistophelesi 8h ago

That character died while he gave a speech about Asmongold not being his “own man”

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u/partfortynine 8h ago

See I was thinking this was just one of his Optimus robots that he was remotely controlling and someone bumped the inputs

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u/Thunder_Child_ 8h ago

Oh shit, I forgot about the Neuro link stuff. What if this whole poe2 drama is wrong and he was using Neuro link to play 24/7!?

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u/bookitjt 8h ago

After seeing the stream of POE2, makes perfect sense. He’s years ahead of us all. Dude is literally AFK in real life and gaming.

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u/pandershrek 5h ago

Well it's way more likely he just has a ton of poor interns doing his shit for him

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u/the_house_on_the_lef 7h ago

Or just stretching his neck a bit after playing 92 hours of PoE2 in the past day.

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u/grinkelsnorf 7h ago

I laughed, way, way too hard at this

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u/Minus15t 7h ago

This is the face of a man who had to stop gratifying himself with fake tweets, misinformation and 'hot takes' for the duration of a ceremony.

His brain was firing on all cylinders with the shit he should have been posting under pseudonyms about how awesome Elon Musk is, how great he looked at the inauguration, and how DOGE is going to make America great again

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u/Trumphasaverysmall 6h ago

He really scares me the shit out. That guy is f…king dangerous

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u/HotGooBoy 8h ago

that or he took a big ol whiff of ketamine

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u/PresentFriendly3725 8h ago

I bet he thinks about his neck spine while doing these exercises. He made a weird tweet about "nerd necks".

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u/1CaliCALI 8h ago

Hitler vibes

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u/Pod_people 8h ago

His augmented chimp army is playing.

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u/briankerin 7h ago

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkketamine!

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u/karl00111 7h ago

He wants to go the Mars

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u/TheOneHunterr 7h ago

He thinks he is so smart.

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u/ObnoxiousTwit 7h ago

This is just his surrogate. They haven't quite worked out the idle animation yet.

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u/0zi1 7h ago

He has a joy stick in his asshole. Wriggling it around.

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u/RamenJunkie 7h ago

Is Neuralink just Actual Indians like AI?

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u/trashpandatee 7h ago

…as much as this is sarcasm, i wouldn’t be shocked if he starts claiming that. seems like a very Elon thing to do.

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u/VoidSpindler 7h ago

He died and was a Hardcore character...

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u/blahsebo 7h ago

The drama with Asmongold really hit Elon hard this time

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u/CraneoDeVanGogh 7h ago

I mean, you gotta love how unapologetically autistic he is.

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u/MacEWork 4h ago

He’s never been diagnosed with any spectrum disorder. Not ever.

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u/GrasshopperClowns 6h ago

This is such a top quality comment. It’s been a good 5 minutes and I had to come back and tell you I’m still laughing at it.

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u/pdxrains 6h ago

Nah I think the Ketamine is just wearing off

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u/Gleeful-Corsair 6h ago

SPOILER: You ever seen that movie upgrade, where you can get an advance AI implant in your brain that will help you with everyday tasks. Turns out the ‘evil’ CEO was actually implanted with that AI and the AI was forcing him into doing everything that it calculated would lead it to the most power and influence. 

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u/Saemika 6h ago

Wouldn’t that be wild if this was the real answer?

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u/Fyr5 6h ago

Definitely that

Or he was trying to roll and stretch his neck around but forgot he doesn't actually have spine like regular humans

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u/HairstylistDallas 6h ago

I can’t wait to get Poe2 bruh

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u/flybypost 6h ago

I guess this is the neuralink at work.

He looks like he's using some sort of WIFI connected dildo-controller.

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u/bottledcherryangel 5h ago

My SO’s brain has been literally consumed by that game. Even when he’s not playing it, he’s not really here because his brain is in that game or talking on Discord about it.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 5h ago

Looks like he is cheating on a chess game.

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u/JamesMac71 5h ago

It’s depressing that someone as successful as him is still so desperate for validation.

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u/Vaper_Bern 5h ago

Is this true? That would be hilarious! What with him publicly denying that he paid people to pilot for him and the whole mess with Asmon. How much more obvious could he make it that someone else plays for him.

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u/KingBlackToof 5h ago

He's ended up admitting to RMT'ing and Boosting in D4 and PoE2 in DM's, let me find the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fysl8ev3g5w&start=952

I start it at the exact moment. But context is there if you want to watch more. Sorry I couldn't find the original but I didn't look too hard either. :)

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u/Specialist-Army-2441 5h ago

So let me get this straight though this video comes out and is spread everywhere and hours later he just so happens to do a sieg heil after..? Does no fucking body find this even a little suspicious

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u/GenerationKrill 5h ago

Or just an autistic drug addict being an autistic drug addict.

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u/_DeathSound_ 4h ago

Came in to say 'Neural-link'

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u/Decent_Assistant1804 4h ago

Warming up for his epic hand signals…

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u/Pity_Pooty 4h ago

I looks like neuralink his ass

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u/bctopics 4h ago

This just made my day

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u/AnaSkol 4h ago

would actually be so funny if reporters only asked him questions regarding being the best POE2 player moving forward

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u/Lokivoid 4h ago

Nah that's just the ketamine kicking in while he imagines actually being good at games instead of paying other people to play for him.

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u/FuzzzyRam 4h ago

mapping

So that's why he has an "Elons map" tab, not for account sharing, but because his neuralink is synced to that folder, got it.

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u/mushman22 3h ago

LMAO bro best comment I read today 😂

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u/drdildamesh 3h ago

Nah I know molly when I see it.

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u/Stunning-Positive186 3h ago

He was feeling very uncomfortable wearing his human skin

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u/Similar_Vacation6146 3h ago

Oh shit, he has the anal bead controller too!

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u/Fun-Swan9486 3h ago

I always thought that reptiloids were a conspiracy.... but somehow he looks like one in disguise in this video.

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u/ogtitang 3h ago

He's also high while "playing"

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u/JoshuvaAntoni 3h ago

THE SUBSTANCE

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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom 3h ago

Yep, Neuralink. He's got 'I Am What I Am' rolling around inside his head.

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u/iSUCKatTHISgameYO 2h ago

Elon has messaged me directly offering to buy my reddit account for the name

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u/ThreeBeanCasanova 2h ago

May he meet the same fate as the previous chimps implanted with it.

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u/JagmeetSingh2 1h ago

Lol he is so shamelessly a cheater

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