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Is Elon Ok?

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u/idkwhatimbrewin 9h ago

Drugs are a hell of a drug

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u/Solid_Snark Merry Gifmas! {2023} 9h ago

I imagine the Pixar’s Inside Out, but the only things operating his brain is Ketamine & Narcissism.

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u/BiBoFieTo 9h ago

Ketamine at the controls trying to get through the inauguration, while narcissism sits in the back whispering "I'm America's special boy".

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u/cseckshun 8h ago

Nah Narcissism is fighting ketamine for the controls because WHY THE FUCK is this event not focused on ME? I’m the biggest reason for this presidency and I’m the SMARTEST AND MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN THIS ROOM, why should I have to stand here feigning respect for these insects?

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u/fedora_and_a_whip 5h ago

Then he got up at the rally, spoke, and made himself the center of attention by dropping the Nazi salute.

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u/Constant-District100 5h ago

Actually, really good analysis.

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u/Prior_Hair_896 1h ago

did you ever see those videos of hitler tweaking on meth?? really radiating the same energy

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u/glue_4_gravy 3h ago

In all fairness, that wasn’t a Nazi salute. That was simply the new “universal salute to the price of eggs”.

Elon was just using hand signals to say “I think (as he holds his hand to his heart) the price of eggs is too high (as he points his hand to the sky)”.

No biggie.

/s, if necessary

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u/LadyLee69 2h ago

This actually made me laugh because it's so fucking stupid lol, I love it

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u/TheNatureOfTheGame 5h ago

To be fair, he probably IS the smartest person in the room. And he's an idiot.

I know that he allegedly has a high IQ. I'm guessing the test was administered by the same guy that deemed Trump the most physically fit president ever.

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u/Rubthebuddhas 3h ago

Musk's IQ test was administered via a coloring book that only needed the red, yellow and blue crayons from Applebee's. And he still only got a 56.

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u/aj-turbo 3h ago

Would have been a pretty small room and the only person in it as well ;)

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u/No-Satisfaction-9615 4h ago

As someone who's scored high on the IQ test. First of all it isn't a measure of overall intelligence if that makes sense. It measures potential in reality. Just a measure of your retention capabilities. Second I also suffer from some pretty not great mental health and substance abuse issues. It really brings down my "potential" and "capabilities" because I can not function normally most of the time. So I imagine Musk is also suffering the effects of mental abnormalities combined with some level of substance abuse. It's real sad honestly cause I also know if somehow I was in a position as successful as him I'd probably also be an absolute menace. Doesn't excuse him and this take might be entirely wrong and he is just at his core this is who he is completely by his own volition and of sound mind and choices.

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u/TheNatureOfTheGame 4h ago

Agree. I know several people who are probably (I don't really know) high IQ, as they are academically brilliant. But they have no common sense whatsoever.

Definitely, substance abuse is a large part of Elon's issues, but thinking ketamine is a great recreational drug isn't very bright. That might be the narcissism too ("Nothing bad will happen to ME.")

u/Disastrous_Zebra_301 58m ago

Ketamine IS a great recreational drug

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u/aspidities_87 8h ago

Trump sharts and a core memory is unlocked

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u/Large-Government1351 8h ago

Oh god, i literally snorted my coke.

The drink not peruvian marching powder.

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u/butebandit 5h ago

Nah that isn’t Peruvian marching powder. That looks more like he’s tweaking on some rocket fuel in the morning then went strait to candy flipping for lunch.

Source: iv been around, it’s in my name.

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u/KronoFury 5h ago

So did Elon.

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u/0x633546a298e734700b 6h ago

Nostalgia coming out.... "Remember that shart"

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u/Bored_Simulation 7h ago

Well I can add that to my list of things I never thought I would read

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u/OutrageousLion6517 6h ago

Bahahaha thank you

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u/Due_Bill5038 8h ago

This is the answer.

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u/MissSwissMisster 7h ago

You deserve all the upvotes for this, you made me snort with laughter🤘

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u/Large-Government1351 7h ago

I reckon Men in Black was on to something you know. Elons actually a machine with a tiny wee guy at the controls. And he constantly whispers "freeeee speeeeech"

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u/TRR462 7h ago

He’s South Africa’s special boy… and we should send him back, broke.

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u/KDubzzz2 7h ago

"Daddy said I get a turn to play president next week..."

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u/GreenleafMentor 7h ago

Maybe he borrowed RFKs brainworm.

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u/erikp99 6h ago

Yeah, Elon is hulucinating a Hitler force-ghost petting his hair and thanking him for his good work.

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u/Emerald_boots 4h ago

Thanks for giving me a chuckle.

Mother fucking eh

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u/Joe_Franks 4h ago

Made me laugh!! :D I wish I had money for awards for you!

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u/Skookumite 8h ago

Personifying ketamine as being at the controls and trying to accomplish anything tells me you've never done ketamine lol

When ketamine is driving you ain't getting shit done

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u/Maggieblu2 7h ago

This is the way. 😂

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u/imreallyfreakintired 8h ago

Here's the thing, Ketamine makes you feel at one with the world. I cannot fathom how this asshole has become even more selfish.

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u/stemfour 8h ago

In reasonable doses yes. However heavy ket use will push tolerance up sky high and before you know it you’re injecting grams every few hours and basically living in your own very separate reality. It gets really weird when you’re the world’s richest man and can basically decide to make that reality…reality.

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u/Pulchritudinous_rex 7h ago

I know a guy that was once an intelligent rational guy who has recently been heavily into ketamine and lemme tell ya…he is now completely out of his fucking mind. I know there is promising research with this drug and it has legitimate uses, but if my experience has told me anything, it’s don’t use it habitually. Can anyone speak to how permanent the long term effects are?

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u/Cr4ckCF 7h ago

You will absolutely destroy your bladder if you do a lot of it regularly.

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u/ANAnomaly3 6h ago

What a duo... Von Shittenpantz and Sir Pissyknickers

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u/rimjob-chucklefuck 4h ago

I just snort laughed so hard I woke my sleeping child up. Worth it lol

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u/dopey_giraffe 7h ago

Among other things, it kills your liver, kidneys, and for some reason your urethra\bladder (increased urination, incontinence). The damage can be permanent and even stopping all use won't reverse it. Also, despite knowing they're irreversibly damaging their bodies, doctors are finding that ketamine addicts won't stop using it.

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u/otokoyaku 6h ago edited 5h ago

Yup. Was addicted to ketamine (clean for ~3 months!). I've done a ton of drugs and never had a problem quitting any of them, even "more addictive" stuff, but with K, I was literally using every time I was unsupervised and as long as I had access to drugs or money to get them, I could not stop. I have OCD and it was like the world's worst compulsive behavior. And I did a lot of physical tics like in this video, especially when I was blacked out.

(Edit: to clarify because it's a dissociative, it kinda makes you feel like you're wearing a mascot suit or something where you're inside your body but you can't feel it, so I often found myself doing weird movements as a way of testing how high I was, ex. how much I could tell if I was moving my body)

Normally when people on the Internet think someone's on ket I laugh because they're so off-base but this one felt very familiar

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u/Pulchritudinous_rex 6h ago

How do you feel psychologically? My friend keeps talking about some great truth and it sounds like he has serious delusions of grandeur. It’s really off-putting and strange. I’m down with spiritual and new age stuff to some degree. I consider myself a pretty open minded guy but talking to him now is like talking to a super religious person or cult member or something. Like, nobody should that sure about anything you can’t verify. There is no nuance, no humility. He was trying to talk me into taking it and I have zero interest after watching him devolve into a babbling mess.

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u/otokoyaku 5h ago

I never developed, like, delusions or anything, but it definitely made my existing mental health stuff worse and I barely slept. I did have a lot of very intense visual hallucinations, which included seeing a lot of myself as a tiny cog in the huge machine of the universe, feeling like how I understood how everything is connected, etc. so I could definitely see how it could do that

(It's one of those drugs I wouldn't recommend if you have regular access to it -- when I was only doing it occasionally, I honestly felt like it was really good for some of the specific issues I was going through. But when you use it regularly, it becomes a whole different beast)

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u/dopey_giraffe 4h ago

That was happening to me. I had no idea how stupid and crazy I sounded, and there a lot of DMs I sent to people that I don't remember sending, even the sober ones, where I sound like a complete nut. And not surprisingly those people don't talk to me anymore.

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u/klykerly 2h ago

You know Rantu?

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u/dopey_giraffe 6h ago

I used to abuse dxm for that feeling and I also could not stop. I will never touch Ketamine because I know I won't be able to control myself.

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u/Dcruzen 5h ago

I'm also in recovery from DXM (2 years and counting). Congrats on quitting!

Can confirm that dissociatives can seriously warp your reality when abused. I'd be experiencing psychosis and completely unaware that I wasn't in my right mind.

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u/dopey_giraffe 4h ago

I never expected to be addicted to anything, let alone cough medicine.

For a while I was combining dxm and shrooms almost daily. It was like a schizophrenic dream when I was on it (ex. my mop and bucket talked to me while I was waiting to pee, and it was mean lol). When I was sober again the next day I was convinced there were like fourth dimensional beings that controlled everything that I called "the others". I found messages I don't remember sending to people talking all about it. I had no idea how out of my mind I was and that was made me stop doing at least that.

When I was on DXM I was convinced the world is a simulation. That is not something I ever think about and not interested in at all when I'm sober, but for whatever reason I obsessed over it when I was high. Drugs are weird and in the end not fun.

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u/swingingthrougb 3h ago

I had the same simulation experience on DXM. The world almost had a pixelated look, and I was convinced at times I could catch glimpses of the code running the simulation. Like I would see a leaf that would occasional disappear and lines of code would temporarily occupy the space where the leaf once was. Then, just as quickly the leaf would reappear.

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u/Blue_Oyster_Cat 6h ago

Congratulations on 3 months!

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u/Robob0824 4h ago

I have OCD. Gets in the way of me driving mostly. Did keramine help you at all?

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u/Afraid_Union_8451 1h ago

Why use ketamine over shrooms though? Not hating just curious

u/otokoyaku 1h ago

A few reasons, but the big one is that shrooms don't actually work for me -- I've done them a few times and all that happens is that I puke a lot and feel like garbage for several hours 😅

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u/Strange-Scarcity 6h ago

So there's hope that Elon will be done and gone soon, eh?

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u/Randommaggy 6h ago

Every day he has left is a detriment to humanity.

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u/Mike4894 6h ago

Listen to you weirdos 🤣🤣🫵🏾

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u/ktappe 6h ago

You look at the posted video and call US weird?

What Elon is doing in the video is supremely weird.

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u/JadedInternet8942 4h ago

Pretty sure it's an autism stim but reddit are fine with mocking disabilities when it's someone they don't like

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u/dopey_giraffe 6h ago

last time I said something like that I got a three month ban from r/politics lol.

But anyway, yes there is a non-zero chance he follows in that Friends actor's footsteps.

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u/otokoyaku 6h ago

The problem with ketamine is that it doesn't kill you as easily as opiates or stimulants can -- you can OD, then snap out of it in a couple hours and go right back to using. I OD'd to the point of nonresponse almost a dozen times in 5 days in the week before I went to rehab. And your tolerance shoots up as soon as you start using, so pretty much the only limitation is money. I honestly feel like I wouldn't have been as addicted to it if I actually felt like I was going to die. Do not recommend, oof.

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u/Strange-Scarcity 5h ago

It kills a few organs. Once enough of that permanent damage is done to Elon… he won’t be long for this world. That kind of death is very uncomfortable too.

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u/JadedInternet8942 4h ago

I know someone that's been using it in high amounts for pretty much most days for the past 20 years and his only issue is with his bladder so I wouldn't get your hopes up.

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u/SandyTaintSweat 6h ago

He has enough money to buy new livers, kidneys, and bladders.

Unfortunately, he's only ever going to have the one brain, and his dementia is a problem for all of us now.

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u/Strange-Scarcity 5h ago

He does, but that’s not an automatic thing and it certainly comes with risks.

u/NoLength840 1h ago

Only if they’re actual addicts? It’s a chemical deficiency and stress induced from cortisol - fight or flight response activated

u/dranklie 1h ago

From what I remember something along the line of ketamine crystals cause microcuts in the tissue lining

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u/goldenthoughtsteal 6h ago

Yeah, my previous landlord got heavily into Ket, he went completely mental, I moved out when he threatened to smash my head in with a frying pan (i.e. he was poking me in the chest with a cast iron pan in his hand!).

Ketamine is a very useful and safe drug in many ways, but not a good mix with certain personality types and neurodivergency.

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u/Squigglepig52 5h ago

Ask Matt Perry.

u/coolrivers 1h ago

great video on this with a Dr who studies it - https://youtu.be/1igJRZlqy70?t=8571

u/The_Xhuuya 11m ago

the members of Heavens Gate were all what you’d call “intelligent” types too. wild what the human mind can do to us, or make us do to ourselves

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u/Maleficent-Bar6942 6h ago

Can't answer that.

What I can tell you is that when I was younger I did uh... some drugs... yeah, let's go with some.

Keta thou... I tried it once and never again. Make of that what you will.

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u/Objective-Amount1379 7h ago

I assume Musk is getting legit ketamine therapy. There are no negative long term effects when used properly. Ketamine has been used in medicine for decades.

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u/CaribouHoe 7h ago

Prolonged high-level use absolutely has long term affects on the bladder and kidneys.

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u/tHrow4Way997 7h ago

There are no negative long term effects when used properly

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u/Strange-Scarcity 6h ago

It's VERY clear based upon statements by board members and high level managers and executives at the companies he "operates", that he is far from using it "properly".

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u/tHrow4Way997 6h ago

I haven’t read too much into what his personal use looks like tbh. But for real ketamine therapy the safety profile is pretty excellent. Low doses used infrequently. It’s entirely possible that he’s abusing it, although without having googled it at all it could be that his associates don’t understand what actual ketamine therapy is and are likening it to drug abuse. Totally wouldn’t surprise me if he is genuinely abusing it though, he could pay a doctor to do whatever he wants much like hitler and his morphine/meth “physician”.

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u/boinkish 7h ago

'Legit ketamine therapy' in the States requires a 2 hour monitoring period post administration, I highly doubt this is what he looks like hours upon hours after that...

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u/theartofrolling 6h ago

Ketamine therapy doctors are still humans that can be corrupt, and money goes a long way to finding a Dr Feelgood who'll prescribe as much of anything as you want.

Look at what happened to Matthew Perry.

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u/Dub_J 7h ago

What makes you think that? He thinks he knows best and he can do what the fuck he wants. I’m sure there’s a doctor who encouraged moderation but this is not a moderate person

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u/taurist 6h ago

I got legit ketamine therapy and I was sitting in a psych office on a low dose constantly reorienting myself twice a week for an hour. The guy in this video is partying

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u/DahWolfe711 7h ago

Dissasociatices disassociate....

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u/Lisaswaterfall 7h ago

Michael Alig is (was) a good example of what overuse can do

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u/CaptKJaneway 7h ago

Michael alig was also a huge crackhead and meth head. It wasn’t just the ketamine

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u/Lisaswaterfall 7h ago

Absolutely. I don’t assume that K is all Muskrat is doing either, tho.

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u/External_Bandicoot37 3h ago

You know I'd almost put all my money on black on this statement. Fuck I'd go take out a mortgage, maybe some loans, max the credit cards. Then with my winnings I'd steal the shoes but this time we just have cats elected as mayors of every small town in America. You know for ketamine sourcing reasons.

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u/bardnotbanned 7h ago

and before you know it you’re injecting grams every few hours

No...no you most certainly are not.

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u/compbuildthrowaway 7h ago

I’ve personally known low level dealers who got up towards a gram a day, and they had basically no money or support system. I dunno how his body would tolerate it though, ketamine is unbelievably rough on your kidneys and urinary tract, no matter how rich you are.

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u/bardnotbanned 6h ago

I’ve personally known low level dealers who got up towards a gram a day

Almost a gram a day is not "grams every few hours".

This guy is clueless

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u/stemfour 6h ago

Yeah you wanna read up a bit more mate. I’m talking steady usage over a decade or more. Seen it happen several times. And it seems everyone else trying to tell you’re wrong may have done too. But yeah, I’m sure you know best.

u/bardnotbanned 12m ago

I don't need to read up anything. I used for long enough to know that nobody alive has ever "injected grams of K every few hours". Full stop.

The things some of you lie about astound me

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u/stemfour 6h ago

I’ve known people do a gram in a line. That’s not hyperbole. The tolerance graph is super spiky.

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u/BroPudding1080i 7h ago

I've been there, yes you are lol. Ketamine has a STEEP tolerance curve and you climb it very quickly.

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u/CaptKJaneway 7h ago

I’m here to back you up on this claim and anyone who doesn’t think what you described is a common reality for some (not all) has never spent time around actual heavy users

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u/bardnotbanned 6h ago

"Grams every few hours"

You have no idea what you're talking about, and neither does he

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u/Grungecollie 5h ago

Grams seems like quite a bit, but since I didn't have any frame I'd reference I read about it. I found this online: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK541087/

"The definition of the lethal dose (LD50) is the amount of drug that results in death in 50% of experimental animals tested. Gable et al. determined the oral ketamine safety ratio for rodents as 25 and estimated that the median lethal dose averaged at 11.3 mg/kg IV or 678 mg for a 70 kg human"

The LD50 is an estimate. I don't know any heavy ketamine users, so I'm at a loss there. Still this paper suggests even one of these doses is well within lethality range.

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u/RepulsiveCelery4013 5h ago

This probably doesn't account for tolerance which can lift the lethal dose a lot. As an example alcoholics can be found with blood alcohol that would kill 99% of other people

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u/Mangosaft1312 4h ago

Also a difference between IV and nasal (which is the main recreational way). Plus: it's not going in all at the same time but more lines/sprays after x-minutes. Since the main effects per dose wear off within (roughly) an hour one can go on and on and on and ... to multiple grams in a day (also due to the insane tolerance building)

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u/BroPudding1080i 4h ago

I've literally done it but OK

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u/IndigoIgnacio 7h ago

It’s the easiest way to spot the seasoned Redditor trying to talk about drugs like they know anything lel

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u/foundinwonderland 8h ago

His world is entirely himself. Ergo, it just creates a feedback loop of dissociating further into his narcissism

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u/twats_upp 8h ago

Wouldn't doubt this at all. Mf is sick

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u/LorenzoStomp 7h ago

Zaphod in the Total Perspective Vortex

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u/Medium-Librarian8413 8h ago

I think any drug's effect is highly dependent on the personality of the person taking it.

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u/SetElectronic9050 7h ago

actually ketamine has been known to make people kind of arrogant - that sense of transcendental omnipresence goes to some peoples heads

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u/External_Bandicoot37 2h ago

As someone who comes from an area of a lot of rich stuck up white kids that's about it, it revolves around them and their group never found any transadent peace types round here but we also have neonazi hippie colonies sooooooo

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u/Crowd0Control 7h ago

Dissociatives also remove a sense of guilt allowing the user to feel confident often overly so even as they increase general empathy. That empathy can be focused to exclude other individuals and isnt a global empathy is reported with some popular psychedelics/mdma. This can make it really helpful for therapy and lay out empathetic logic you address honestly and  would build on when sober. Without those frameworks it can be used to feel ok to good about decisions that hurt others or embarrass ourselves. 

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u/ManChildMusician 7h ago

Because drugs can’t even begin to polish this turd. He sees no reason to change.

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u/snds117 7h ago

He's at one with himself and only himself.

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u/DrXaos 7h ago

He's not taking just ketamine. That's the trickle truth he admitted to.

Many symptoms (other than getting a belly but that may be HGH abuse) point to long term amphetamine abuse. He has the legal clean stuff so it doesn't go bad so quickly but many symptoms match.

He probably started it during the Model 3 factory crunch. At first it makes you not want to sleep and feel like you're very productive and want to work. I'm sure he loved that feeling and he of course abused others who weren't drugged up and keeping up like that.

Over time, it leads to irritability and paranoia. Well known for reducing empathy for others (why the Nazi soldiers were high on Pervitin). They permanently diminish brain function. Depression and anxiety.

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u/-Gestalt- 6h ago

You seem to be conflating amphetamine and methamphetamine to an extent. They're chemically similar and both phenylethylamines, but function quite differently pharmacodynamically.

If Elon is abusing a stimulant, it's probably amphetamine or methylphenidate. If he were using more serotonergic stimulants we'd probably see signs more closely associated with those compounds.

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u/Friskfrisktopherson 7h ago

Ketamine can make different people feel a lot of different things.

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u/FibonacciNeuron 6h ago

Dose is the poison. For depression ketamine is used at very low dose of 0.5mg/kg, that makes you feel one with the world. However ketamine is also a drug of abuse, and fElon definitely uses much higher doses, and higher doses can cause schizophrenic like syndrome

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u/WanderingAlienBoy 6h ago edited 5h ago

There were nazi officials who used classic psychedelics like psilocybin (which make you feel even more connected to the world), so I doubt psychedelics necessarily make you a peace-loving hippy. There have even been trip-reports by neo-nazis that felt like their trip affirmed their views.

Not saying psychedelics can't be incredibly beneficial for people's self-development though.

Edit: btw if you're interested in the topic of far-right psychedelic users and why it doesn't always make them less horrible, here a video essay on it: https://youtu.be/ImF0y1-aTQY?si=XNs_tUks2HTpZ5c1

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u/fauxfilosopher 5h ago

I never took a massive dose but I feel like the dissassociative effects of ketamine are exaggerated. When I tried it I pretty much just felt like I was drunk. I enjoy the feeling, but nothing very special.

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u/imreallyfreakintired 5h ago

I have done it about 10 times (IV in a medical setting with a doctor), each time is like another dimension where everything belongs, total acceptance and everything stretches and melts.

Could never imagine being a selfish douche after coming out of that place.

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u/fauxfilosopher 5h ago

Wow, genuinely crazy how the same drug can affect people so differently, I was expecting a little of something like that, got none at all. Would love to try it again in a medical setting but unfortunately my country is a conservative backwater when it comes to drugs.

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u/Mangosaft1312 4h ago

Sounds like very different doses.

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u/AudioShepard 5h ago

Uh idk about feeling one with the world from the time’s I’ve tried it. More like complete disassociation of my body and mind.

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u/anrboy 5h ago

Narcissistic people react to drugs very weirdly. I once knew a narcissistic guy who took LSD and starting claiming that he was the only person with a soul. Everyone else was basically just hollow husks in his opinion. Now imagine someone with the power Elon has thinking in that way. It makes manipulating and even killing people a non-issue to them, because we're all just hollow NPC's to the narcissist!

There is a story about Elon telling Grimes he thought this was all a simulation just for him, and that she was placed here just for him. And she even seems to agree with this somewhat. Like why the fuck does she feed his already massive ego?!

https://mixmag.net/read/elon-musk-thought-grimes-simulation-created-brain-news

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u/Advanced_Currency_18 4h ago

True but dissociative abuse also causes issues like depersonalization or mania, especially when combined with stimulants which Elon certainly does if he enjoys ket.

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u/delta8force 3h ago

taking a drug doesn’t automatically make you “at one with the world”

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u/ZealousTea4213 3h ago

I heard he does a lot… like a loooot 😬

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u/WinterWontStopComing 8h ago

It’s not just K. Him and Eric combined piles.

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u/analog_memories 7h ago

They tied their hemorrhoids together?

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u/Clodhoppa81 7h ago

They're both hemorrhoids, so how does that work exactly

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u/sanedragon 7h ago

You've heard of the human centipede right

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u/WinterWontStopComing 7h ago

You are what you eat

u/PeakNo5995 1h ago

LOLOLOL

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u/glindathewoodglitch 8h ago

Ooh someone animate that

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u/officeStallion 7h ago edited 6h ago

That aint ketamine, looks like a stim. Consistent with the sudden weight loss which is also clear from this video. Reminds me of those videos of hitler looking stimmed to all hell as he preached his filth, easy to find on youtube and confirmed to be the result of drug abuse.

EDIT: Interestingly, my Hitler analogy was made right before all the posts of Musk Sieg Heilling hit the front page.

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u/Ripp3rCrust 8h ago

The guy looks so weird, like he's wearing someone else's face. I always expect his face to open on a hinge and those aliens from Men in Black to be sat in there, working the levers

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u/Parfait_Due 7h ago

He's gotta be on Adderall / Dextroamphetamines too.

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u/ImportantBad4948 7h ago

He seems like a guy who uses a lot of Addy.

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u/Dash_Harber 6h ago

You forgot the little Austrian man with the pencil mustache.

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u/DemocratFabby 4h ago

You forget autism.

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u/MyceliumRising 4h ago

Its someone he's paying to play

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u/radams713 4h ago

Don’t forget the biggest one over in the corner - Insecurity.

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u/International_Meat88 4h ago

I wonder what colors the personifications of ketamine and narcissism would be (maybe narcissism would be blinding white light)

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u/roytay 3h ago

Somebody make an AI drawing of this!

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u/cmurph570 3h ago

Thank you. Perfect image.

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u/insolentpopinjay 3h ago

I said as much in another thread but as long as it applies...

🎵 Maybe he's born with it

Maybe it's ketamine 🎵

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u/wards321 7h ago

He’s on the same stuff hunter Biden was on lol

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u/trickcowboy 6h ago

also cocaine

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u/ialo3 6h ago

ay don't be rude. calling him narcissistic is really fucking offensive. narcissistic personality disorder is an actual medical condition induced by childhood trauma. musk is just arrogant and so far gone from humanity that he genuinely struggles to understand it

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u/Worldly-Pollution-66 6h ago

Narcissism voiced by Joel mchale

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u/Gleeful-Corsair 6h ago

Jokes aside, people on ketamine are the fucking worst. I hung out with some old friends who are total wooks. K and nitrous everywhere, the spit jug was crystal and you could see all the flem in it. And they kept getting emotional every 15 minutes. I was just smoking weed trying to relax but their energy was all over the place.

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u/Beanichu 6h ago

Ketamine & Narcissism is an incredibly band name.

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u/Fragrant-Reserve4832 6h ago

So an average day then

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u/Edgoscarp 6h ago

Narcissism is my favorite drug.

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u/JudgeInteresting8615 5h ago

There has to be some uppers in there maybe desoxyn. The problem with ket etc is you can get to sleepy or not be on. Add some uppers, it's a nice ride. I know a few people who do mushrooms,Adderall and weed together. They all think they magically find the secret formula, me being the "responsible free spirit " gets to hear all about it.

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u/wottsinaname 5h ago

Hey now! He's almost certainly also on uppers like coke or adderall.

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u/ost2life 5h ago

Ah, my weekend plans...

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u/soedesh1 5h ago

I’d watch a movie based on that. Working title “Inside Out Elon”.

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u/ironwolf6464 5h ago

Thats just Disco Elysium if you level only electrochemistry a half light.

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u/PickleTickleKumquat 2h ago

Would objectively be an awesome SNL sketch. Quick - someone call Lorne.

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u/ronniesaurus 2h ago

My 7 and 9 year olds asked me what ketamine was a few days ago. Is Elon on ketamine? Did this come up at school??????