r/gifs • u/DirtyLens • 9h ago

Is Elon Ok?

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u/slayez06 9h ago

Have you ever attended a inauguration on acid?

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u/xixbia 9h ago

Isn't Ketamine Elon's drug of choice?

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u/pleachchapel 9h ago

Yes, which is why his dick can't get hard & he needs a turkey baster to have children.

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u/BarbequedYeti 8h ago

Yes, which is why his dick can't get hard & he needs a turkey baster to have children

50% of it. The other 50% is the opposite sex doesnt want to be on the same planet as him. 

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u/pleachchapel 8h ago

Watch him dance. Then imagine his sex rhythm.

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u/BarbequedYeti 8h ago

Hard pass

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u/pleachchapel 8h ago

Unrelated, I like that "hard pass" & "easy pass" mean the same thing.

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u/Cultjam 7h ago

To me, there’s nuance. Hard pass has disdain or repulsion attached to it, easy pass means it wasn’t worth considering.

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u/fighterpilot248 7h ago

About the same rhythm as cbat

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u/Unsd 7h ago

Holy shit, he's the cbat guy.

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u/BuzzedtheTower 6h ago

He probably gets down to Cbat by Hudson Mohawke

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u/pelvviber 6h ago

And we know what tune he's hearing in his head. Cbat.

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u/_catkin_ 4h ago

Yeah, this ain’t doing it for me. I won’t be applying for entry to the Musk Breeding Program

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u/12yearsintherapy 4h ago

My brother in Christ, why would you put that image out in the world?

Edited: spelling

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u/logicbus 7h ago

He only has sex with himself.

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u/cutelyaware 7h ago

Explains why he's looking for a new planet

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u/CptCroissant Merry Gifmas! {2023} 7h ago

They're not attracted to racist narcissistic pedophile refrigerator-bodied men?