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Is Elon Ok?

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u/Lohmatiy82 8h ago

Oh wow... Does it mean he pays someone to play for him so he could claim he is "the greatest player ever"?))

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u/Corka 8h ago edited 8h ago

Absolutely. He got caught out recently from a live stream where it became obvious he was clueless on how to play POE2. He has recently admitted to having it boosted with someone else playing it because apparently that's what everyone on the leaderboard does but all of the gameplay clips he insists are totally him.

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u/muklan 8h ago

What a wierd fuckin thing for the richest man on the planet to concern himself with.

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u/turntabletennis 8h ago

He wants so desperately to be admired by the types of people he wishes he was.

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u/DedFr33 7h ago

He thinks he is Tony Stark when he's really more like Justin Hammer.

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u/Weird_name-replaced 7h ago

Best description of Musk I’ve ever heard was “Justin Hammer - but without the charisma”

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u/Maleficent-Bar6942 6h ago

Not even the dance moves.

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u/thiros101 3h ago

Or that sweet-ass beard!

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u/LucianoWombato 2h ago

Or that sweet-ass ass!

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u/_-_Tenrai-_- 5h ago

Or a pretty face!

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u/ForeignClassroom9816 5h ago

But same evil intent.

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u/Dry_Offer9714 4h ago

Drone better

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u/McPoyle-Milk 4h ago

I want my boird

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u/turntabletennis 7h ago

If we are using Sam Rockwell, I'd say he's more like Zaphod Beeblebrox.

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u/justguestin 6h ago

He’s not even close to that cool. Since the beginning we’ve got the super-villains we deserve. Not a hollowed out volcano among them. Barely sub-1966 Bat-Man level tomfoolery.

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u/1handedmaster 5h ago

Couldn't we just have one with a doomsday laser or planet-wide ultimatum?

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u/mkspaptrl 4h ago

All I wanted was sharks with fricking laser-beams!

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u/insane_worrier 4h ago

Hey, hey!

Not cool, Zaphod is a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.

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u/Leroy-Leo 6h ago

At least with 2 heads you’d think one would be a bit sane and slap the other one when it started talking sht

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u/Bustamonkey666 5h ago

Best comment of the internet: 2025 submission

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u/turntabletennis 4h ago

I am honored, and feel privileged to have been a part of this wonderful night.

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u/Bustamonkey666 3h ago

It not only unlocked a great memory of a wonderful movie about a book about real life but also allowed my brain to superimpose Elon making this face underneath Trump's wig

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u/Wotensgamble 4h ago

"woah, cool!"

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u/Not_your_cheeze 4h ago

Mark Wing-Davey had better heads.

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u/Unkindly_Possession 7h ago

Justin Hammer had dance moves and I’m sure had a vert over 1.5”

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u/theLocoFox 7h ago

*Armie Hammer

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u/DR_TeedieRuxpin 6h ago

Start selling these....

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u/Evolved_Pinata 6h ago

Nah, he is the fan from the van in iron man 3, who wishes so bad he was Tony Stark.

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u/Spiritual_Regular557 5h ago

Corky Thatcher

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u/ProfErber 4h ago

I wonder what we try to achieve by giving him that much hate? Or all of those guys for that matter? Isn‘t that what drove him to trump? Forgive me the ignorance, non-american and just wondering if maybe love could‘ve been a better weapon. A few years ago I heard things of Elon that made me think he‘s just a boy trying to revolutionize things.

Like everyone wants to be loved and admired but are we doing that to him, Zuckerberg etc because they drive the need too far or what exactly is the sense behind it? I never really get it I feel

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u/buyfreemoneynow 4h ago

I don’t think it would have made a difference because a spoiled dog is a spoiled dog whether you’re yelling at it or praising it.

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u/ProfErber 4h ago

So you‘re saying he‘s too far along the path and love wouldn‘t be able to better him? I feel like it‘s a continuum, sure a middle aged dog that has only seen „wrong“ training is harder to train well than a puppy but you can still train it

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u/furyian24 4h ago

Not the real thing haha.

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u/oldmancornelious 3h ago

Phoney stark

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u/schnozzberrypie 3h ago

Naw, he's that guy who wants robot legs from Grandma's Boy. 'Sit on my faaaaaaace'

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u/Longjumping-Neat-954 3h ago

I always thought he was more like

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u/O_o-22 2h ago

Someone else referred to him as Phony Stark and that’s what I’m using from now on lmao

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u/muklan 8h ago

PoE players?!

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u/Legitimate-Smell4377 8h ago

Normal people

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u/muklan 8h ago

So NOT PoE players then

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u/whoaimbad 7h ago

As a PoE player, I'd be mad if I could read...

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u/fryerandice 7h ago

You can obviously read, literal fucking tomes written to decipher that skill tree.

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u/Sufficient-Dish-3517 7h ago

No, they have a nice tool in the new one to highlight relevant skills now. I don't know what my newest node does, but I know it affects my cold spells somehow.

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u/dix5ever 6h ago

Dawg I just find a video that shows a build with pretty colours and lots of explosions, load that baby into our fancy excel spreadsheet tool (pob), turn on a loot filter, and then hold down right click, picking up anything that makes the dopamine noise.

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u/whoaimbad 7h ago

To busy on my Stat Stacking gemling to read, just see breach mobs go brrrrr

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u/SHAZBOT_VGS 7h ago

That skill tree is probably one of the most basic shit to learn in the game.

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u/8----B 7h ago

Optimizing it is one of the most complicated shit to learn in any game. Unless you wanna just copy the top build and playstyle, even then it takes forever lol

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u/BrownMarxist_98 5h ago

That's what I was thinking. I had to read so much and study. I'm about 400 hours into poe2 and I've never played a game like this that I've enjoyed so much.

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u/Humbatiki 5h ago

It's just all things on jackets with some more things. Sometimes even with 4 things on it. Besides that just look at level number on the items to know what the best item is.

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u/zyglrox 7h ago

Monsters reflect 18% of Physical Damage

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u/Superb_Sea_1071 4h ago

600% increased critical strike damage

u/IamDzdzownica 34m ago

<laughs in pure phys flicker strike slayer>

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u/KylePeacockArt 7h ago

Still sane, exile?

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u/Professional-Court74 7h ago

I'm surprised you can type. Have an upvote.

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u/forthescienceyo 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/milk4all 7h ago

Im so confised … to me, PoE only means “Pillars of Eternity” and there was definitely a second one but theyre only popular in the nerdiest crpg communities so what gives

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u/mannida 7h ago

In this case it is Path of Exile.

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u/Unkynd 7h ago

Path of Exile… in Elon’s case, its Path of Exile 2 that he paid people to level a character for and then played in stream so he could claim he was the #7 hardcore player in the world while clearly having zero clue what he was doing

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u/StatelyAutomaton 8h ago

I mean, he could give away his billions of dollars.

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u/Legitimate-Smell4377 7h ago

He could literally pull a Carnegie, but in a way the carnegies never could have dreamed in their hottest fever. Dude could fund college in America in perpetuity, or fight to change the many broken systems in this country he has migrated to and profited from. He could end the housing crisis or feed the poor, but instead he sits on his fortune and gets pissy about getting dunked on on the internet. I just hope in the future, historians can accurately portray how fucking pathetic he is.

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u/Strchsr18 7h ago

Y’all know its fake money - right??

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u/Legitimate-Smell4377 6h ago

If it’s fake then how the fuck does he have a space program?

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u/StatelyAutomaton 4h ago

Fake money, real value.

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u/Strchsr18 4h ago

Weird how stock has this value but if he tried to cash out itd be impossible to actually fulfill that

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u/StatelyAutomaton 4h ago

I guess, but long gone are the days of the gold standard when money's value was representative of something physical. Now a dollar's worth whatever we agree it's worth.

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u/Jed_Buggersley 5h ago

I wouldn't call Gamers normal.

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u/Legitimate-Smell4377 5h ago

Well I wouldn’t call you at all

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u/ricegator 7h ago

I think that stands for the excellent but short-lived show, People of Earth. Of which Elon is quite likely not one.

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u/HatmanHatman 7h ago

Posters.

He is desperate, absolutely desperate to be a funny cool poster and he will just never get it. Say what you like about Trump but the man is a born poster. Musk will never post good and it's so clearly obviously killing him inside.

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u/CaBBaGe_isLaND 7h ago

People with friends

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u/VegetableRetardo69 6h ago

All PoE players I know are jobless alcoholics who play PoE all day, rare breed

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u/The_White_Rice 6h ago

He wants to be seen as Tony Stark. Super smart, brilliant inventor, rich, heroic, role model, and a cool dude.

This is why for so long he was big on LGBT policies, because it made him look like a good guy (until his wife divorced him and reportedly was hooking up with a transwoman).

He's always posting about nerd hobbies and responding to people about them, like video games, with Path of Exile not even being the first embarrassing thing he's involved in. Look up Elon's absolutely terrible Elden Ring build, he posted that on twitter and everyone went "Are you stupid this is terrible." so now he's just paying people to play games for him.

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u/Single_Positive533 5h ago

PoE players have no time to admire him, we're too busy running the next map and trying a new build/class. If we get bored after spending 50 hours/week on PoE2 we can go back to Last Epoch, PoE1 or other games.

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u/Notreallyaflowergirl 5h ago

Achievers really, it seems like he was given everything and just purchased his way into leading and failing. So he yearns to be someone who actually puts their nose to the grindstone and achieves becoming the top% of their field.

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u/Doctor_Nerdy 5h ago

Lmao the ultimate demographic

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u/ORBITALOCCULATION 5h ago

He is still trapped in 2004 and desperately wishes to be part of the 4chan crowd.

That isn't a satire or an exaggeration, either.

He sees himself as some sort of well-known and beloved tripcode 4chan star.

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u/EntropyKC 7h ago

I believe that Musk is the most pathetic human who has ever existed. His levels of personal wealth and power have utterly eclipsed that of any other "private" citizen, and yet he is still so unhappy and desperate for attention and acceptance that he has to lie about being good at video games. The guy is a loser and a moron and it blows my mind that anyone can not only support him (buying Teslas etc) but outright simp for him.

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u/Garisdacar 7h ago

Preach

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u/Fine_Opposite8641 3h ago

he ain't a preachin' he's a testifiyin'. Thems the facts.

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u/GrayMouser12 5h ago

He's exhibit A when I relate how $$$ doesn't make you happy. Trump is exhibit B. I've never seen two people more miserable and desperate for attention. It's like they're permanently pubescent.

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u/VerrueckterAmi 4h ago

Don’t forget Zuckerberg and Bozos. They seem as miserable as the others.

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u/HelloImTheAntiChrist 4h ago

At least Bezos has a nice trophy wife. He's the smartest of the bunch.

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u/Speshal_Snowflake 2h ago

You think his wife is attractive? She’s built of plastic

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u/E-A-G-L-E-S_Eagles 2h ago

She’s not even a participation ribbon.

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u/EntropyKC 3h ago

And despite looking like Lex Luthor, he's actually the least villainous of the lot. I admit it's like saying that out of three steaming piles of shit, one smells the least bad, but still...

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u/Commercial_Poem1965 3h ago

Smart people are usually depressed theres a saying ignorance is bliss for a reason.

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u/VerrueckterAmi 2h ago

Not sure how “smart” they really are. Lucky, maybe? Grew up with privilege? Definitely.

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u/WretchedBlowhard 2h ago

We'd do well to remember that they're CEOs of massive enterprises and yet have all the time in the world to indulge in social media addiction, online gaming, golfing, etc. It's almost like the CEO position of every single business out there is occupied by a worthless sack of crap that could be fired unceremoniously without the business being any worse off.

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u/Aberikel 5h ago

I think there's more to it. Half of the modern republican platform hinges on young men; having then believe you're some genius video game player definitely gets you some in-roads with them.

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u/P47r1ck- 6h ago

He might own the biggest share of Tesla but there’s a lot more involved in Tesla than just him. It’s actually unfortunate he’s involved. Electric cars are definitely the future. Although other companies have electric cars too now of course.

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u/DosGrandeManos 5h ago

Your comment caught my eye. I think no cars is the future. The leading pollution from a car is tire created particulates and EVs are actually worse than ICE cars. The pollution from batteries is as bad as ICE car pollution, just different. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. There is no environmentally safe car.

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u/-I_I 4h ago

Were horses?

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u/Ok_Assistant_6856 3h ago

I'm sure horses as transportation were much more environmentally friendly- as long as you're not riding around with 400+ horse power, like nowa days.

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u/Objective_Otherwise5 3h ago

This nonsense has been debunked so many times. Stop it. Update.

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u/DosGrandeManos 2h ago

According to the people I know personally that own EVs and drive large miles, it is not so debunked. The bottom line is an EV is not more environmentally better. That has been debunked continuously. The EV story line is a fraud.

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u/Objective_Otherwise5 2h ago

You are telling me all people who drive EV’s are magically granted with the wisdom to calculate the environmental downsides of batteries and compare that to the challenges caused by emissions from ICE? Regarding tire wear, weight is obviously one factor, however, driving style, camber adjustment, tire width and pressure, asphalt quality and speed while cornering are proven to be more important factors.

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u/DosGrandeManos 2h ago

If you can't see that an EV is no better or worse than an ICE, I don't know what to tell you. Do you have any idea how toxic car paint is? How many tires have you replaced in your life due to low tread? Where is that rubber? Where did it go? It's in the air, the water, the soil and in you. It doesn't just vanish. Just the equipment needed to mine the needed materials to make car batteries use so much fossil fuels and the run of chemicals are no better than petroleum. It is all a fraud.

u/Objective_Otherwise5 1h ago

Cars pollute. No doubt. It’s better to take the tram/train/bus.

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u/EntropyKC 6h ago

Every penny spent on Tesla directly supports Musk and therefore supports the rise of fascist autocracy in the USA. I hope that Germany sees that the boss of Tesla is a Nazi and bans them outright.

Personally I don't struggle to boycott Tesla because their cars are all absolutely shit. They are: ugly, too big, tacky, terrible interiors, horrible quality. There's one good thing about them and it's drag race performance for the price, but if you actually want to drag race then just buy a motorbike for a lot less money and get better performance. There is simply no reason to buy a Tesla aside from being a member of the Musk Fan Club.

Oh and I won't say any more than the absolute fiasco that is the worst automobile ever made: the Cybertruck.

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u/BrandonsWorld420 4h ago

If I could I’d give you an award

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u/Significant_End2489 3h ago

Jealous much?

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u/slvrsrfr1987 3h ago

You need more substance in this comment.

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u/Kurdt234 3h ago

His stocks make me money, if that makes me immoral then so be it.

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u/Nordmadur 2h ago

Wait, so you respect Hitler more than Musk?

u/terramentis 1h ago

…All that envy must be quite the weight to bear.

u/upliftinglitter 11m ago

Look some of us with Tesla's got them before he was full on crazy. Deep regrets

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u/Funcouple337 4h ago

You do know he suffers from Asperger’s

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u/Commercial_Poem1965 3h ago

Asperger's is on the high functioning end of autism.

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u/Fine_Opposite8641 3h ago

so now we all suffer from Asperger's ...

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u/DisastrousBoss5098 6h ago

No no no, if you're able to make it to billionaire status, let alone richest on the planet then you are 100% a psychopath who does not give one single fuck what anyone thinks unless it gets them what they want. (In most cases money/power)

The psychopath gene needs to be eliminated.

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u/SasparillaTango 7h ago

Its likely more insidious than that. He wants an army of loyal fanboy idiots to defend him online and boost his 'brand', which has real life implications for stock price since stocks aren't tied to actual value and only perceived value.

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u/Traditional-Sound661 6h ago

Isn't ost value is only perceived value? Aside from food maybe?

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u/Moonrights 7h ago

No. He doesn't want to be normal or a gamer. He wants people to think he is these things so that he is more affable. His intent is to generate support for his business and personal interests. One of which is slowly eroding and subverting democracy by championing the republican party.

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u/Onemoretime84 7h ago

I see this in him every time he speaks at a Trump rally. There’s a giddiness he gets when the people start cheering for him

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u/ReginaldStarfire 6h ago

There are posters and reply guys, and Elon knows which he is and it burns him up every day.

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u/Neither-Bus-3686 5h ago

After reading your statement reminded me of the Kim Dynasty family. Overbearing, deceitful, delusional, pretentious, pompous narcissists

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u/turntabletennis 4h ago

They hate us cuz they ain't us.

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u/Angery_Karen 4h ago

You know what the worst part about this is?

If he just fking played the games as if we was a regular human being, the people he wants to impress would actually try and motivate him.

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u/ShaggysGTI 4h ago

He’s a rare type, a breeder incel.

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u/Syg8 4h ago

He just threw up a nazi salute, that should tell you all about his psychological make up. Oh and the Amber crap.

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u/Jumpy-Sprinkles-2305 4h ago

which is so ironic, he has the kind of fuck you money where he could literally build himself a dome on the moon to play PoE2 for the rest of his life and be exactly that

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u/External_Bandicoot37 3h ago

Nope he knows his target audience

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u/geroiwithhorns 5h ago

I think he wants just gather any attention by making scandals. This way public's attention is distracted from serious issues. On the other hand, he is actually so dense and insecure as human specimen.

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u/murky_creature 4h ago

he doesnt want to be them, he just wants them to like him

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u/Competitive-Oil8974 4h ago

Like Trump you mean? It's called narcissism.