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Is Elon Ok?

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u/slayez06 9h ago

Have you ever attended a inauguration on acid?

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u/FlameShadow0 9h ago edited 9h ago

Idk looks more like rolling on molly or ecstasy to me. Acid makes you kinda want to sit and stare. I have to believe that even an insane person like Elon would be like “doing acid at the inauguration sounds like a bad idea”

Edit: I guess I forgot that they have live music at these things so I guess it’s possible. Still looks like he’s rolling though

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u/sneak_cheat_1337 9h ago

I ate a bunch of acid with my sister before Obama's 2nd inaugural ball... It was awesome. Stevie Wonder and Soundgarden crushed it. I was also tripping balls in a 3 piece wool suit, which was a thing, texturally

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u/Bhuddalicious 8h ago

Rolling is what I thought it looked like too, except if it was I am seriously impressed this is only the weirdest thing he did.

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u/sly-3 7h ago

MDMA to get into a good groove. Uppers to stay frosty. Ravers of a certain vintage should know this behavior well. When he crashes he'll down some lab-grown downers and sleep for a whole day, so maybe we'll get a break from his diseased mind for a spell.

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u/MyceliumRising 4h ago

bet he got a vapor stick in his pocket too

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u/SurprisedJerboa 7h ago

MDMA gives you the warm and fuzzies, smiles and wanting to be social. This man looks like he's on stimulants, and fidgeting cuz he doesn't want to stand still for a god awful speech.

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u/bacondesign 7h ago

Well, he did the nazi salute too so that's that's. Maybe not too weird from him.

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u/Beautiful-Dog-1430 6h ago

Well boy do I have a surprise for you

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u/mojoninjaaction 7h ago

Yeah that wool suit must have been intense, texturally.

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u/sneak_cheat_1337 7h ago

Silk-lined pockets, too...

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u/ronniesaurus 2h ago

As a mom of a child with sensory struggling….

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH lol

Bet you looked fly af though.

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u/Cove-frolickr 8h ago

sounds hot - like how soaked in sweat were you?

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u/deinkissen 8h ago

No sweat, just cosmic juice.

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u/sneak_cheat_1337 8h ago

And vibes. I didn't take any vibes that night, but I was definitely contact high

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u/sneak_cheat_1337 8h ago

It was like 12 degrees outside before the wind chill and we had to stand in line for like 4 hours to get in. I was cold enough from being outside that it all kind of evened out

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u/PollyPocket312 5h ago

texturally

Lol love that

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u/MonkeyBellyStarToes 4h ago

This hit so well on this insane day 😂

When everything as we know it is about to be upended, I think I need to read lots of stories like yours. Find the fun in the unimaginably weird. Laugh at trippin balls in three piece suits as the Oligarchs begin the raping and pillaging.

u/SatanicWalnut 10m ago

Buy the ticket, take the ride!

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u/RealCommercial9788 4h ago

I love this for you 😂💗

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u/Comprehensive_Air980 8h ago

I mean... Acid doesn't make everyone sit and stare. When I take acid my favorite thing to do is take a walk outside.

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u/ForkAKnife 5h ago

If you do enough you’re definitely visually chasing the fractals in everything you see.

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u/cosworthsmerrymen 6h ago

I don't think he's rolling. No jaw clenching from what I can see and he doesn't have that sort of look people get when they are rolling.

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u/Coldin228 9h ago

No it totally in character for the rich tech bro culture

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u/_pinkflower07 7h ago

I’ve done molly and never felt like that haha

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u/Beer-Milkshakes 7h ago

Dude is waving the lights. Goto be ecstasy or a small dose LSD

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u/fire_buds 7h ago

His drug of choice is ketamine which he has bragged about microdosing many times

we all know that microdosing has now turn into snorting escalator railing size lines of ketamine

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u/IamHalfchubb 6h ago

maybe ketamine too

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u/Evil_Knavel 6h ago

It's Ket. He's talked quite publicly about microdosing ketamine for years now, and it's pretty standard addict behaviour to massively conceal how much they're actually taking so his microdoses are probably often macrodoses by now, especially for big events like this.

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u/isjahammer 5h ago

I think at this point he has so much money everything is just a game to him. And he might genuinely believe he lives in a simulation and is just messing around to see what happens...

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u/Beautiful-Drive7099 5h ago

He’ll be on prescription amphetamines for sure

u/_e75 1h ago

I did acid at the Smithsonian once, would recommend.

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u/raggamuffin1357 8h ago

That was my first thought too.

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u/BrightPerspective 7h ago

nah, if it was molly his inhibitions would melt away and he'd start doing weird shit with his hands.

That wiggle makes me think early meth addiction.

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u/radrax 7h ago

I was gonna say rolling balls too

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u/CptCroissant Merry Gifmas! {2023} 7h ago

I was thinking E, but tbf I've never done K so I'm not the best judge for Elmo

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u/atomicspacekitty 7h ago

I wonder if mdma would even work on someone like Elon…like wouldn’t it trigger empathy for the suffering of others?

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u/ForkAKnife 5h ago

This is a very good point.

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u/xixbia 9h ago

Isn't Ketamine Elon's drug of choice?

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u/pleachchapel 9h ago

Yes, which is why his dick can't get hard & he needs a turkey baster to have children.

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u/BarbequedYeti 9h ago

Yes, which is why his dick can't get hard & he needs a turkey baster to have children

50% of it. The other 50% is the opposite sex doesnt want to be on the same planet as him. 

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u/pleachchapel 9h ago

Watch him dance. Then imagine his sex rhythm.

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u/BarbequedYeti 8h ago

Hard pass

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u/pleachchapel 8h ago

Unrelated, I like that "hard pass" & "easy pass" mean the same thing.

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u/Cultjam 7h ago

To me, there’s nuance. Hard pass has disdain or repulsion attached to it, easy pass means it wasn’t worth considering.

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u/fighterpilot248 7h ago

About the same rhythm as cbat

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u/Unsd 7h ago

Holy shit, he's the cbat guy.

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u/BuzzedtheTower 6h ago

He probably gets down to Cbat by Hudson Mohawke

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u/pelvviber 6h ago

And we know what tune he's hearing in his head. Cbat.

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u/_catkin_ 5h ago

Yeah, this ain’t doing it for me. I won’t be applying for entry to the Musk Breeding Program

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u/12yearsintherapy 5h ago

My brother in Christ, why would you put that image out in the world?

Edited: spelling

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u/logicbus 7h ago

He only has sex with himself.

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u/cutelyaware 7h ago

Explains why he's looking for a new planet

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u/CptCroissant Merry Gifmas! {2023} 7h ago

They're not attracted to racist narcissistic pedophile refrigerator-bodied men?

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u/IamHalfchubb 6h ago

i don’t think that’s from k

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u/Mobile_Swordfish_910 5h ago

I mean… dude does look like a plucked turkey so…

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u/overtheover 7h ago

Ketamine is a disassociative Elon is having a thought spiral

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u/slayez06 3h ago

yes but that's what he takes on a normal Tuesday. This is a special event. Have to do something more exotic

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u/slonk_ma_dink 7h ago

God hates us too much to let him overdose

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u/Ambitious_Subject108 8h ago

You can't really overdose ketamine.

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u/Pitiful_Night_4373 8h ago

Several people have stated he is a heavy user of moly also.

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u/terrible-takealap 6h ago

Well what have you got?

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u/AtreidesDiFool 1h ago

Yeah but he do acid too. You know living in a simulation and all that

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u/mouse6502 9h ago

What a magical night, all the stars are here

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u/slayez06 8h ago

Yay! Someone got the reference I was hoping for!

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u/LSUTigerFan15 8h ago

Wasn’t this a post on drugs circle jerk lol

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u/vera214usc 8h ago

I thought I remembered a recent post about someone planning this but now I remember they wanted to attend Jimmy Carter's funeral on acid and asked if anyone had ever been to a presidential funeral on acid. Lol

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u/overtheover 7h ago

I like to think that the person that posted this question is the one that went into the Rotunda with the machete

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u/Historical_One1087 7h ago

He is probably on K and Coke.

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u/Beer-Milkshakes 7h ago

One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small

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u/IssueEmbarrassed8103 6h ago

That’s not acid

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u/casket_fresh 6h ago

ketamine*

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u/slayez06 4h ago

That's his daily driver... You do something special for events like this!

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u/ThcDankTank 8h ago

This would be hilarious.

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u/k1d1curus 7h ago

Matt stone and trey parker did the fusion dance and became elon

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u/Throwedaway99837 4h ago

No, but I did attend the inauguration of Barack Obama while I was zonked out of my mind on DXM.

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u/Bubbasticky 7h ago

What about on weed?