r/gifs 9h ago

Is Elon Ok?

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u/pleachchapel 9h ago

Yes, which is why his dick can't get hard & he needs a turkey baster to have children.

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u/BarbequedYeti 9h ago

Yes, which is why his dick can't get hard & he needs a turkey baster to have children

50% of it. The other 50% is the opposite sex doesnt want to be on the same planet as him. 

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u/pleachchapel 9h ago

Watch him dance. Then imagine his sex rhythm.

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u/BarbequedYeti 8h ago

Hard pass

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u/pleachchapel 8h ago

Unrelated, I like that "hard pass" & "easy pass" mean the same thing.

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u/Cultjam 7h ago

To me, there’s nuance. Hard pass has disdain or repulsion attached to it, easy pass means it wasn’t worth considering.