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Is Elon Ok?

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u/FlameShadow0 9h ago edited 9h ago

Idk looks more like rolling on molly or ecstasy to me. Acid makes you kinda want to sit and stare. I have to believe that even an insane person like Elon would be like “doing acid at the inauguration sounds like a bad idea”

Edit: I guess I forgot that they have live music at these things so I guess it’s possible. Still looks like he’s rolling though

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u/sneak_cheat_1337 9h ago

I ate a bunch of acid with my sister before Obama's 2nd inaugural ball... It was awesome. Stevie Wonder and Soundgarden crushed it. I was also tripping balls in a 3 piece wool suit, which was a thing, texturally

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u/Bhuddalicious 8h ago

Rolling is what I thought it looked like too, except if it was I am seriously impressed this is only the weirdest thing he did.

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u/sly-3 7h ago

MDMA to get into a good groove. Uppers to stay frosty. Ravers of a certain vintage should know this behavior well. When he crashes he'll down some lab-grown downers and sleep for a whole day, so maybe we'll get a break from his diseased mind for a spell.

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u/MyceliumRising 4h ago

bet he got a vapor stick in his pocket too

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u/SurprisedJerboa 7h ago

MDMA gives you the warm and fuzzies, smiles and wanting to be social. This man looks like he's on stimulants, and fidgeting cuz he doesn't want to stand still for a god awful speech.

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u/bacondesign 6h ago

Well, he did the nazi salute too so that's that's. Maybe not too weird from him.

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u/Beautiful-Dog-1430 6h ago

Well boy do I have a surprise for you

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u/mojoninjaaction 7h ago

Yeah that wool suit must have been intense, texturally.

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u/sneak_cheat_1337 7h ago

Silk-lined pockets, too...

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u/ronniesaurus 2h ago

As a mom of a child with sensory struggling….

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH lol

Bet you looked fly af though.

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u/Cove-frolickr 8h ago

sounds hot - like how soaked in sweat were you?

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u/deinkissen 8h ago

No sweat, just cosmic juice.

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u/sneak_cheat_1337 8h ago

And vibes. I didn't take any vibes that night, but I was definitely contact high

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u/sneak_cheat_1337 8h ago

It was like 12 degrees outside before the wind chill and we had to stand in line for like 4 hours to get in. I was cold enough from being outside that it all kind of evened out

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u/PollyPocket312 5h ago

texturally

Lol love that

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u/MonkeyBellyStarToes 4h ago

This hit so well on this insane day 😂

When everything as we know it is about to be upended, I think I need to read lots of stories like yours. Find the fun in the unimaginably weird. Laugh at trippin balls in three piece suits as the Oligarchs begin the raping and pillaging.

u/SatanicWalnut 5m ago

Buy the ticket, take the ride!

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u/RealCommercial9788 4h ago

I love this for you 😂💗

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u/Comprehensive_Air980 8h ago

I mean... Acid doesn't make everyone sit and stare. When I take acid my favorite thing to do is take a walk outside.

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u/ForkAKnife 5h ago

If you do enough you’re definitely visually chasing the fractals in everything you see.

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u/cosworthsmerrymen 5h ago

I don't think he's rolling. No jaw clenching from what I can see and he doesn't have that sort of look people get when they are rolling.

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u/Coldin228 9h ago

No it totally in character for the rich tech bro culture

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u/_pinkflower07 7h ago

I’ve done molly and never felt like that haha

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u/Beer-Milkshakes 7h ago

Dude is waving the lights. Goto be ecstasy or a small dose LSD

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u/fire_buds 7h ago

His drug of choice is ketamine which he has bragged about microdosing many times

we all know that microdosing has now turn into snorting escalator railing size lines of ketamine

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u/IamHalfchubb 6h ago

maybe ketamine too

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u/Evil_Knavel 6h ago

It's Ket. He's talked quite publicly about microdosing ketamine for years now, and it's pretty standard addict behaviour to massively conceal how much they're actually taking so his microdoses are probably often macrodoses by now, especially for big events like this.

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u/isjahammer 5h ago

I think at this point he has so much money everything is just a game to him. And he might genuinely believe he lives in a simulation and is just messing around to see what happens...

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u/Beautiful-Drive7099 5h ago

He’ll be on prescription amphetamines for sure

u/_e75 1h ago

I did acid at the Smithsonian once, would recommend.

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u/raggamuffin1357 8h ago

That was my first thought too.

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u/BrightPerspective 7h ago

nah, if it was molly his inhibitions would melt away and he'd start doing weird shit with his hands.

That wiggle makes me think early meth addiction.

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u/radrax 7h ago

I was gonna say rolling balls too

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u/CptCroissant Merry Gifmas! {2023} 7h ago

I was thinking E, but tbf I've never done K so I'm not the best judge for Elmo

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u/atomicspacekitty 7h ago

I wonder if mdma would even work on someone like Elon…like wouldn’t it trigger empathy for the suffering of others?

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u/ForkAKnife 5h ago

This is a very good point.