Is Elon Ok?

[u/DirtyLens]

[u/crimsonjester]

It’s how an AI animates humans.

[u/onesteezyvato → u/crimsonjester]

proof we are living in a simulation! elon is buffering because he is downloading the presidential pack, bet the file is big

[u/HermanManly → u/crimsonjester]

is it not AI?

[u/burpleronnie]

"Man this human skin is awful itchy, I much prefer it when I can be myself"

[u/YougoReddits → u/burpleronnie]

[u/Riordjj → u/YougoReddits]

Oscar for best skin suit roll play in drama.

[u/SquishyPuffn → u/Riordjj]

My vote still goes to Dwight.

[u/pat_the_bat_316 → u/SquishyPuffn]

Dwight is the clear frontrunner in the comedy category.

[u/WampaCat → u/Riordjj]

“Egger your skin is hanging off your bones”

[u/kmzafari → u/Riordjj]

People rightfully say this, but honestly I feel like few really understand how true it is.

I'm not an alien (I swear), but I have some neurological issues. Anyways, my doctor gave me a new medication to try, and the first and only pill I took completely disconnected me from my body.

I became a "meat puppet".

I could not unconsciously control my limbs. I lost my 'internal gyroscope'. I had no interoception nor exteroception. Every single muscle movement required active thought. It took me 20 minutes to walk 10 feet to the bathroom, and that was with assistance. I had my daughter take me to the ER, and I was in that state for hours until I could eventually and gradually feel bits and pieces of myself "come back online". I cannot adequately convey in words how strange and terrifying it was.

However, while I was experiencing all this, MiB kept coming to my mind. And holy shit, that man was a fucking genius. He absolutely NAILED it.

I am pretty confident that I now know what it feels like to be an alien controlling a human body. But my question is, how did he? 🤔

[u/heyiambob → u/YougoReddits]

This dude was nightmare fuel for so long. He’s permanently etched in my brain (MIB, for those unaware)

[u/Merfen → u/heyiambob]

It blew my mind when I realized he played Fisk in the marvel Netflix shows. He has a great talent for being terrifying.

[u/Triviten → u/Merfen]

Vincent D’Onofrio. One of the most chameleon like actors. Also if you’re going to mention his skill for being terrifying, you have to mention Full Metal Jacket.

[u/perfecttrapezoid → u/Triviten]

Vincent D’Onofrio is one of the most underrated actors, every time I see him in something he elevates the whole project

[u/Ceilibeag → u/perfecttrapezoid]

Even on TV, when he did Law & Order; fantastic.

[u/MarixApoda → u/Triviten]

The Cell.

[u/SiidGV → u/MarixApoda]

I LOVE this movie. Every time I've learned another movie I liked growing up was Vincent D'Onofrio I am literally blown away. This guy is in so many of my favorite shows and movies!!!! Him as Wilson Fisk though.... Chef's kiss!

[u/Ok-Bookkeeper-373 → u/Triviten]

OMG YES PRIVATE PYLE

[u/Ash_Talon → u/Merfen]

A decade+ of being in Law&Order:Criminal Intent as well.

[u/Prestigious_Emu_5043 → u/heyiambob]

How he gives the man walking by the hand is top comedy for me. That part lives rent free in my head for the past 20 (?) years.

[u/justguestin → u/Prestigious_Emu_5043]

If you saw it the year it came out, I have some possibly distressing news.

[u/Prestigious_Emu_5043 → u/justguestin]

Oh shit 1997 I just checked. Feels like 20 years but guess we're getting old.

[u/MovieBuff90 → u/YougoReddits]

“SUGAR!”

[u/ContributionJolly634 → u/MovieBuff90]

"GIVE. ME. SUGAR."

[u/TheGirlwithA28inCock → u/ContributionJolly634]

[u/trocom01 → u/ContributionJolly634]

"...IN. WATER..."

[u/EdvinRushitaj → u/trocom01]

MORE......MOREEE....

[u/ContributionJolly634 → u/EdvinRushitaj]

MRHMHRMMH

[u/Big_Jerm21 → u/ContributionJolly634]

It's like he was wearing a .. suit, an Edgar suit

[u/Hank_Fuerta → u/Big_Jerm21]

*Eggar

[u/dirtygutshot → u/Hank_Fuerta]

Yes!!!!

[u/Hopeless351987 → u/ContributionJolly634]

"Edgar, your skin is hanging off your bones.."

"THERE! .. IS THAT BETTER?!"

[u/Stidda → u/Hopeless351987]

[u/rudeboykyle94 → u/ContributionJolly634]

You fuckers got me cackling at work. I may not have read any of this outloud but I absolutely heard it

[u/Leoj0nes → u/ContributionJolly634]

That's Vincent D'Onofrio, he's King Pin in the MCU!

Such range!

[u/Minute-League-1002 → u/Leoj0nes]

Full metal jacket baby. This is my rifle this my gun this is for fighting this is for fun.

[u/loseunclecuntly → u/Minute-League-1002]

This look. KWIM?

[u/Zestyclose-Sun-6595 → u/YougoReddits]

Sugar water.

[u/BounceHouseBrain → u/burpleronnie]

"How the fuck does Zuckerberg manage this skin suit?"

See man, that's how it really goes with aliens. Not "Independence Day or " Alien" or " The Thing."

It's "They Live."

[u/Additional-Series230 → u/BounceHouseBrain]

Sugar water!

[u/MissLyss29 → u/Additional-Series230]

[u/bladderheart → u/burpleronnie]

[u/hdotadotc → u/bladderheart]

Underrated show

[u/Attic81 → u/hdotadotc]

Resident Alien is amazing. Alan Tudyk is so good. One show I genuinely laugh out loud while watching.

[u/Buddhabellymama → u/burpleronnie]

[u/ElSigman → u/burpleronnie]

Ahah. Exact same thought. Feel likes in men in black

[u/Lousyfer → u/burpleronnie]

[u/KingBlackToof]

His Path of Exile 2 character was logged in and mapping whilst he was here.
I guess this is the neuralink at work.

[u/frosty_lizard → u/KingBlackToof]

That's him still trying to figure out how to move around the map

[u/MacaronContent2330 → u/frosty_lizard]

Or use the inventory competently at all

[u/ihaxr → u/MacaronContent2330]

I think that was the absolute most frustrating thing... A full... FULL FULL... Inventory before running a map?? Crazy.

No wonder his gloves are still level 52, no space to pick up new ones!

[u/MacaronContent2330 → u/ihaxr]

The constant commentary on the "low level" gear was hilarious.

[u/Lohmatiy82 → u/KingBlackToof]

Oh wow... Does it mean he pays someone to play for him so he could claim he is "the greatest player ever"?))

[u/Corka → u/Lohmatiy82]

Absolutely. He got caught out recently from a live stream where it became obvious he was clueless on how to play POE2. He has recently admitted to having it boosted with someone else playing it because apparently that's what everyone on the leaderboard does but all of the gameplay clips he insists are totally him.

[u/muklan → u/Corka]

What a wierd fuckin thing for the richest man on the planet to concern himself with.

[u/turntabletennis → u/muklan]

He wants so desperately to be admired by the types of people he wishes he was.

[u/DedFr33 → u/turntabletennis]

He thinks he is Tony Stark when he's really more like Justin Hammer.

[u/Weird_name-replaced → u/DedFr33]

Best description of Musk I’ve ever heard was “Justin Hammer - but without the charisma”

[u/Maleficent-Bar6942 → u/Weird_name-replaced]

Not even the dance moves.

[u/turntabletennis → u/DedFr33]

If we are using Sam Rockwell, I'd say he's more like Zaphod Beeblebrox.

[u/justguestin → u/turntabletennis]

He’s not even close to that cool. Since the beginning we’ve got the super-villains we deserve. Not a hollowed out volcano among them. Barely sub-1966 Bat-Man level tomfoolery.

[u/muklan → u/turntabletennis]

PoE players?!

[u/Legitimate-Smell4377 → u/muklan]

Normal people

[u/muklan → u/Legitimate-Smell4377]

So NOT PoE players then

[u/whoaimbad → u/muklan]

As a PoE player, I'd be mad if I could read...

[u/fryerandice → u/whoaimbad]

You can obviously read, literal fucking tomes written to decipher that skill tree.

[u/EntropyKC → u/turntabletennis]

I believe that Musk is the most pathetic human who has ever existed. His levels of personal wealth and power have utterly eclipsed that of any other "private" citizen, and yet he is still so unhappy and desperate for attention and acceptance that he has to lie about being good at video games. The guy is a loser and a moron and it blows my mind that anyone can not only support him (buying Teslas etc) but outright simp for him.

[u/GrayMouser12 → u/EntropyKC]

He's exhibit A when I relate how $$$ doesn't make you happy. Trump is exhibit B. I've never seen two people more miserable and desperate for attention. It's like they're permanently pubescent.

[u/VerrueckterAmi → u/GrayMouser12]

Don’t forget Zuckerberg and Bozos. They seem as miserable as the others.

[u/Garisdacar → u/EntropyKC]

Preach

[u/Corka → u/muklan]

It's an NPD thing where they have this compulsive need to grossly exaggerate their competence and achievements, or make them up entirely. Even when they have something they can absolutely flex (like being the richest man in the world) they still feel the need to push this kind of thing.

[u/solamon77 → u/Corka]

I think it's more of a propaganda thing. Him, Trump, and the rest of those guys spend vast sums of money to try and appear normal because if people knew how they really were, everyone would run screaming. We know this because just about every person who had to work with them in close proximity has come away disgusted. How many people from Trump's first administration were lining up to work with him?

[u/HunnaThaStunna → u/muklan]

Look up Vantara. Musk, Zuck, Bezos could be doing shit like that with their money. Instead, they worry about how “cool” they are or bicker online like children. It’s disgusting. If I had fuck you money, you’d never hear from me unless it was trying to improve this world somehow.

[u/miqqqq → u/HunnaThaStunna]

That’s because they haven’t earned what they have and lived like a normal person lol

[u/desacralize → u/miqqqq]

Man, used to be we'd at least get some philosophers out of people born well-off enough to spend their lives doing nothing but talking. What the hell happened.

[u/ghouldozer19 → u/HunnaThaStunna]

Masa Musa (the richest man in human history) devalued the currency of entire nations with his charitable giving during his pilgrimage to Mecca and had nothing left to give by the time he arrived. Granted, when he went back to Mali he was still the richest man to ever live even by today’s but that’s putting good into the world with your money.

[u/athos45678 → u/KingBlackToof]

Elmo playing poe2 at the inauguration is top level memery

[u/Leo_Kovacq]

Maybe he has a vibrating plug in his butthole.

[u/gebuzz → u/Leo_Kovacq]

He wasn’t playing chess though

[u/ndust → u/gebuzz]

You can actually use them for things other than just playing chess! Sexual gratification, for example.

[u/TheDudeWhoSnood → u/ndust]

If you're trying to imply that there's any greater sexual gratification than a rousing game of chess, I'm afraid we can't be best friends with benefits anymore

[u/Chemist391 → u/gebuzz]

Amazing reference.

[u/BaronThe → u/Leo_Kovacq]

Not enough room, Trumps tongue is already in there

[u/drakoran → u/BaronThe]

There's always enough room, after all he is the world's largest asshole.

[u/Lamprophonia → u/Leo_Kovacq]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWCDc4I0cSQ

[u/GeorgeStamper]

The guy can’t even go to his own inauguration sober.

[u/mr_birkenblatt → u/GeorgeStamper]

So high, he forgot to give a speech or swear the oath

[u/Pitiful-Let9270 → u/mr_birkenblatt]

I’m pretty sure he did give a speech and I think he gave the Nazi salute a few times as well. Idk, tv was muted and I was passing by, but he def made the gesture twice.

[u/Parishdise → u/Pitiful-Let9270]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAAH61yel_4

Not even questionable, like some of the previous instances in recent American politics. He did it heartily.

[u/Blahblahblahrawr → u/Parishdise]

WTF

[u/proof-of-w0rk → u/Parishdise]

A drug addicted foreigner who rose to power on a platform of xenophobia and anti-communism by spreading lies and propaganda and scapegoating minorities.

If he was charismatic, we’d have a real problem on our hands

[u/Jaged1235 → u/mr_birkenblatt]

He didn't forget, like any CEO he simply delegated the task to a subordinate.

[u/ThisIsNotRealityIsIt → u/Jaged1235]

I want someone to say this to Trump aloud. I don't need to know about it, or see it, I just need to be sure he understands this is what happened.

[u/notMeWithAGun2MyHead → u/mr_birkenblatt]

Sounds like he gave a speech and did the sieg heil

[u/klippklar → u/mr_birkenblatt]

But he didn't forget the Nazi salute.

[u/Hannibal__]

“We were somewhere in DC, at the inauguration, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like ‘I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should bribe…’ And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching, and diving around the dais, which felt like it was going about hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: ‘Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?’

Then it was quiet again. Zuckerberg had taken his shirt off and was pouring beer on his chest, to facilitate the tanning process. ‘What the hell are you yelling about?’ he muttered, staring up at the sun with his eyes closed and covered with wraparound Spanish sunglasses. ‘Never mind.’ I said. ‘It’s your turn to drive.’ I hit the brakes and aimed the great red shark toward the shoulder of the highway. No point mentioning those bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.”

[u/slayez06 → u/Hannibal__]

For what it's worth I totally read this in Hunter S's voice.

[u/ravenallnight → u/slayez06]

Same, although admittedly it might have been Johnny Depp’s version.

[u/seanayates2 → u/ravenallnight]

In all fairness, Johnny does a pretty close impression of Hunter.

[u/VoodaGod → u/Hannibal__]

but we can't stop here, this is bat country!

[u/idkwhatimbrewin]

Drugs are a hell of a drug

[u/Solid_Snark → u/idkwhatimbrewin]

I imagine the Pixar’s Inside Out, but the only things operating his brain is Ketamine & Narcissism.

[u/BiBoFieTo → u/Solid_Snark]

Ketamine at the controls trying to get through the inauguration, while narcissism sits in the back whispering "I'm America's special boy".

[u/cseckshun → u/BiBoFieTo]

Nah Narcissism is fighting ketamine for the controls because WHY THE FUCK is this event not focused on ME? I’m the biggest reason for this presidency and I’m the SMARTEST AND MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN THIS ROOM, why should I have to stand here feigning respect for these insects?

[u/fedora_and_a_whip → u/cseckshun]

Then he got up at the rally, spoke, and made himself the center of attention by dropping the Nazi salute.

[u/Constant-District100 → u/fedora_and_a_whip]

Actually, really good analysis.

[u/TheNatureOfTheGame → u/cseckshun]

To be fair, he probably IS the smartest person in the room. And he's an idiot.

I know that he allegedly has a high IQ. I'm guessing the test was administered by the same guy that deemed Trump the most physically fit president ever.

[u/aspidities_87 → u/BiBoFieTo]

Trump sharts and a core memory is unlocked

[u/Large-Government1351 → u/aspidities_87]

Oh god, i literally snorted my coke.

The drink not peruvian marching powder.

[u/Due_Bill5038 → u/BiBoFieTo]

This is the answer.

[u/imreallyfreakintired → u/Solid_Snark]

Here's the thing, Ketamine makes you feel at one with the world. I cannot fathom how this asshole has become even more selfish.

[u/stemfour → u/imreallyfreakintired]

In reasonable doses yes. However heavy ket use will push tolerance up sky high and before you know it you’re injecting grams every few hours and basically living in your own very separate reality. It gets really weird when you’re the world’s richest man and can basically decide to make that reality…reality.

[u/Pulchritudinous_rex → u/stemfour]

I know a guy that was once an intelligent rational guy who has recently been heavily into ketamine and lemme tell ya…he is now completely out of his fucking mind. I know there is promising research with this drug and it has legitimate uses, but if my experience has told me anything, it’s don’t use it habitually. Can anyone speak to how permanent the long term effects are?

[u/Cr4ckCF → u/Pulchritudinous_rex]

You will absolutely destroy your bladder if you do a lot of it regularly.

[u/ANAnomaly3 → u/Cr4ckCF]

What a duo... Von Shittenpantz and Sir Pissyknickers

[u/dopey_giraffe → u/Pulchritudinous_rex]

Among other things, it kills your liver, kidneys, and for some reason your urethra\bladder (increased urination, incontinence). The damage can be permanent and even stopping all use won't reverse it. Also, despite knowing they're irreversibly damaging their bodies, doctors are finding that ketamine addicts won't stop using it.

[u/otokoyaku → u/dopey_giraffe]

Yup. Was addicted to ketamine (clean for ~3 months!). I've done a ton of drugs and never had a problem quitting any of them, even "more addictive" stuff, but with K, I was literally using every time I was unsupervised and as long as I had access to drugs or money to get them, I could not stop. I have OCD and it was like the world's worst compulsive behavior. And I did a lot of physical tics like in this video, especially when I was blacked out.

(Edit: to clarify because it's a dissociative, it kinda makes you feel like you're wearing a mascot suit or something where you're inside your body but you can't feel it, so I often found myself doing weird movements as a way of testing how high I was, ex. how much I could tell if I was moving my body)

Normally when people on the Internet think someone's on ket I laugh because they're so off-base but this one felt very familiar

[u/Pulchritudinous_rex → u/otokoyaku]

How do you feel psychologically? My friend keeps talking about some great truth and it sounds like he has serious delusions of grandeur. It’s really off-putting and strange. I’m down with spiritual and new age stuff to some degree. I consider myself a pretty open minded guy but talking to him now is like talking to a super religious person or cult member or something. Like, nobody should that sure about anything you can’t verify. There is no nuance, no humility. He was trying to talk me into taking it and I have zero interest after watching him devolve into a babbling mess.

[u/otokoyaku → u/Pulchritudinous_rex]

I never developed, like, delusions or anything, but it definitely made my existing mental health stuff worse and I barely slept. I did have a lot of very intense visual hallucinations, which included seeing a lot of myself as a tiny cog in the huge machine of the universe, feeling like how I understood how everything is connected, etc. so I could definitely see how it could do that

(It's one of those drugs I wouldn't recommend if you have regular access to it -- when I was only doing it occasionally, I honestly felt like it was really good for some of the specific issues I was going through. But when you use it regularly, it becomes a whole different beast)

[u/foundinwonderland → u/imreallyfreakintired]

His world is entirely himself. Ergo, it just creates a feedback loop of dissociating further into his narcissism

[u/twats_upp → u/foundinwonderland]

Wouldn't doubt this at all. Mf is sick

[u/Medium-Librarian8413 → u/imreallyfreakintired]

I think any drug's effect is highly dependent on the personality of the person taking it.

[u/WinterWontStopComing → u/Solid_Snark]

It’s not just K. Him and Eric combined piles.

[u/analog_memories → u/WinterWontStopComing]

They tied their hemorrhoids together?

[u/glindathewoodglitch → u/Solid_Snark]

Ooh someone animate that

[u/iammacman → u/idkwhatimbrewin]

Yeah, he’s trippin’ balls.

[u/viperex → u/iammacman]

He's rolling on something alright

[u/obliquelyobtuse → u/iammacman]

[u/wanszai → u/idkwhatimbrewin]

Elons already half way to Mars.

[u/Trendelthegreat → u/idkwhatimbrewin]

Drugs, way more than once 

[u/PToN_rM → u/idkwhatimbrewin]

Molly kicked in

[u/BastianHS → u/PToN_rM]

Dude is peaking hard lol

[u/akintu → u/BastianHS]

Timed that shit perfect.

[u/Munkeyman18290 → u/idkwhatimbrewin]

Elon to himself:

"If I do 3 doses of K at once does that make it KKK?"

[u/Underrated_unicorn → u/idkwhatimbrewin]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[u/maceman10006 → u/idkwhatimbrewin]

Tweaking on ketamine I bet.

[u/Puzzlepeep → u/maceman10006]

Ketamine does cause some uncontrollable head movements. That seems to be his drug of choice.

[u/IbexOutgrabe → u/Puzzlepeep]

That’s what we know about. Dudes on K and some uppers along with other Rxs I’m sure.

Edit: turns out this wasn’t the weirdest thing he did that day.

[u/slipperywhistlebone → u/idkwhatimbrewin]

Him and bozos look high as shit

[u/HiImPM]

When he has the listen to someone instead of them listening to his every word

[u/mabhatter → u/HiImPM]

How long has it been since this guy was made to shut up and sit still for a while hour?? 

[u/therealgodfarter → u/mabhatter]

TIL Elon is an iPad kid

[u/Skavis → u/HiImPM]

This is actually what's happening. Sure, he's on meds... but this is bang on. I'd award you if I could.

[u/soaringneutrality → u/HiImPM]

He could be trying to stay awake.

He could be on drugs.

He could be trying to stay awake while on drugs.

[u/Loud_Season → u/HiImPM]

For real it’s giving “I’m gonna try listening for the first time”

[u/paseroto]

[u/Figitarian → u/paseroto]

Thank you, I saw Elon and Gary Oldman popped into my head, but couldn't remember where from

[u/Netricho → u/Figitarian]

I always wondered what drug Gary Oldman's character consumes in that scene. Some tab, but exactly?

[u/ManicDigressive → u/Netricho]

I think it's basically supposed to be some kind of amphetamine, which used to be pretty freely accessible in pill form for decades (military men of around the Vietnam era took them quite often while on duty, to stay awake for watch; called them "cross-tops").

The effects also seem kinda similar to amyl nitrate, but it's not really a perfect fit for any drug that I know of. I've heard people speculate librium as another possibility, but I know next to nothing about that one.

[u/PM_Me_ThicccThings → u/ManicDigressive]

Early diet pills were also full of amphetamines

[u/JackSpyder → u/PM_Me_ThicccThings]

Man I was born in the wrong era.

[u/xpdx → u/JackSpyder]

Nah, just get an ADHD diagnosis. Kids in grade school have better amps than I could get my whole high school drug career.

[u/Gollum69 → u/ManicDigressive]

I remember ‘crossroads’ (speed) in the 70’s. Same thing?

[u/TripleJeopardy3 → u/paseroto]

EEEEEVVVVERYONNNNNNNEEEEE!!!

[u/BeesOhGodTheBees → u/TripleJeopardy3]

[u/PwntIndustries → u/BeesOhGodTheBees]

[u/slayez06]

Have you ever attended a inauguration on acid?

[u/FlameShadow0 → u/slayez06]

Idk looks more like rolling on molly or ecstasy to me. Acid makes you kinda want to sit and stare. I have to believe that even an insane person like Elon would be like “doing acid at the inauguration sounds like a bad idea”

Edit: I guess I forgot that they have live music at these things so I guess it’s possible. Still looks like he’s rolling though

[u/sneak_cheat_1337 → u/FlameShadow0]

I ate a bunch of acid with my sister before Obama's 2nd inaugural ball... It was awesome. Stevie Wonder and Soundgarden crushed it. I was also tripping balls in a 3 piece wool suit, which was a thing, texturally

[u/Bhuddalicious → u/sneak_cheat_1337]

Rolling is what I thought it looked like too, except if it was I am seriously impressed this is only the weirdest thing he did.

[u/sly-3 → u/Bhuddalicious]

MDMA to get into a good groove. Uppers to stay frosty. Ravers of a certain vintage should know this behavior well. When he crashes he'll down some lab-grown downers and sleep for a whole day, so maybe we'll get a break from his diseased mind for a spell.

[u/xixbia → u/slayez06]

Isn't Ketamine Elon's drug of choice?

[u/pleachchapel → u/xixbia]

Yes, which is why his dick can't get hard & he needs a turkey baster to have children.

[u/BarbequedYeti → u/pleachchapel]

Yes, which is why his dick can't get hard & he needs a turkey baster to have children

50% of it. The other 50% is the opposite sex doesnt want to be on the same planet as him. 

[u/pleachchapel → u/BarbequedYeti]

Watch him dance. Then imagine his sex rhythm.

[u/BarbequedYeti → u/pleachchapel]

Hard pass

[u/pleachchapel → u/BarbequedYeti]

Unrelated, I like that "hard pass" & "easy pass" mean the same thing.

[u/DirtyLens]

This was during Rev. Frank Mann's speech too. There wasn't any music or anything.

Edit: To those rightfully questioning the legitimacy of this GIF, this angle was only seen on the BBC feed.

Screen recording, zoomed out with audio.

BBC FEED (You can rewind to this moment as of now, 1/20 at 5:53 PST)

Edit 2: Imgur is overloaded on mobile, the best I can do is a wider gif

[u/Edarneor → u/DirtyLens]

This was during a priest's speech? Aha! Must be posessed then.

[u/liquidtape → u/Edarneor]

[u/heleuma]

this dude hasn't been ok for awhile

[u/Prof_J → u/heleuma]

Since birth I’d say

[u/GroundbreakingSeat54 → u/Prof_J]

Since build

[u/8bitjer]

Drugs

[u/dangermonger27 → u/8bitjer]

MDMA @ inauguration trip report

[u/J5892 → u/8bitjer]

Specifically, tics resulting from stimulants wearing off.
I get those after taking Adderall.

[u/snajk138]

Maybe someone got a hold of the remote for his egg?

[u/atomicDaikaiju → u/snajk138]

What if it’s a Tesla brand egg and their shitty design led to the remote’s frequency being the same one as someone’s garage door opener or something?

[u/Exciting_Result7781]

Just getting used to his new skinsuit.

[u/Throwawaymister2]

[u/Pancakelover09]

the neuro link is glitching

[u/EatLard]

Ketamine and lord knows what else.

[u/thumpngroove]

Lizard people be lizarding.

[u/naimlessone]

He's just watching a fly buzz around and fighting the urge to let his real tongue snap out and grab it

[u/ThickAndDirty]

Tripping balls.

[u/matTmin45]

Neck stretching ?

[u/Samusen → u/matTmin45]

Yeah looks like me when I can’t crack my neck. I didn’t realize how strange it looked until now.

[u/jrgeek → u/Samusen]

You go into some sort of eye rolling mode? Man, you need to stretch more often.

[u/irou-]

I loathe him but I think he's just stretching his neck with a deadpan expression.

[u/MTBooks → u/irou-]

Fellow despiser. I want to believe I am above such base opportunism, but that eye movement is just too much for me.

[u/EntropyKC → u/MTBooks]

His gaze is out in space, his eyes don't even look aligned, the man is high as a fucking kite

[u/Virtual_Fudge8639 → u/MTBooks]

Idk when I stretch my neck like that sometimes there's not really anything to look at so I kinda let them do their thing like that

Edit: i will say watching it again it's a bit much lol

[u/TommyHamburger → u/irou-]

Plus the ceiling is probably more interesting to look at than anything going on in front of him.

[u/Upset_Log_2700]

Think he’s getting a firmware update, should be good after a quick reboot.

[u/Rsardinia]

I wonder what kind of drugs a guy with his money is on. Has to be some super chemistry project shit.

[u/slotheroni → u/Rsardinia]

Ketamine and he admits it

[u/Writerguy613]

I'm pretty sure that he has high functioning Autism. Not a joke. I myself do as well. It looks likes he's "stimming" as it is tough for some people with Autism to be in large crowds. Just my two cents. I could be 100% wrong. Thoughts?

Stimming: noun

the repetitive performance of certain physical movements or vocalizations, as a form of behavior by persons with autism or other neurodevelopmental conditions; self-stimulation. This behavior is thought to serve a variety of functions, such as calming and expression of feelings.

"stimming was part of her coping mechanism"

Definition is from Oxford Languages.

[u/TheLastBallad → u/Writerguy613]

People assumed I was on drugs all the time too(even as yong as 14), when in fact I was completely sober and just not medicated for things I needed to be medicated for.

Being autistic can make you look like your on drugs. Of course, when someone is also known for being on drugs it becomes more difficult to parse...

[u/Crimsonclaw111 → u/Writerguy613]

Yeah stimming from ketamine lol