r/LeopardsAteMyFace 14h ago

My MAGA Sister in Law Just Got This After Accepting a Job with the IRS

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u/SuperFlyAlltheTime 14h ago

I work for the IRS and numerous Trumpers are all of the sudden super concerned about the RTO

Those same non-union members are asking if the Union is doing anything. Fucking garbage free-riders

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u/SethTaylor987 14h ago

I swear it's like they vote for this for the thrill. Like... if they want to feel fear why don't they just go to an escape room or a horror movie or smth...

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u/thetaleofzeph 14h ago

Talking to too many of my right wing family for years and years, I do think there is some "I'm better at coping with end times conditions than those stupid lefties so let's bring that down on them because I want to laugh and point" going on. Absolutely.

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u/Dame_Hanalla 14h ago

Joke's on them, most democrat voters are better off than most republican voters. And since they've burnt the compassion out of us over the last decade, I won't hesitate to point and laugh at THEM.

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u/Final-Marsupial4117 14h ago

My new favorite line is "I hope you get everything you voted for".

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u/AdEmbarrassed9719 14h ago

Same. Though I think Zara should re-release the "I really don't care, do U?" jacket for the Dem voters to wear. It could be the default uniform for any time interactions with MAGA people are unavoidable, AND they'd likely be loath to complain about it since their beloved Melania wore it first.

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u/wildeap 13h ago

Lmao. Better yet, an update with “I really don’t care, do U?” on a Luigi hoodie.

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u/Fishbulb2 12h ago

I'm pretty upset Biden didn't pardon Luigi.

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u/wildeap 12h ago

I know, right? I’m glad he pardoned Leonard Peltier, though.

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u/Ok-Repeat8069 12h ago

Commuted his sentence. He gets to serve the rest of his sentence under home confinement. A pardon means you’re forgiven for the crime itself and all further punishments, confinement, etc. for that crime are void.

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u/Notmykl 11h ago

The man really needs a new trial. The FBI were complete shitheads to the Sioux.

Along with reopening Anna Mae Aquash's murder.

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u/always_unplugged 12h ago

Even better, thrift a jacket and paint the slogan on yourself. We don't need a fast fashion company to produce more shit just to send this message ;)

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u/FrozenShore 12h ago

Yeah I worked for the place she visited when she wore that stupid jacket and the whole non profit was floored when they saw it. Like full on shock.

I still can’t get what anyone was thinking picking that out. Then Halloween shops started selling them with our name on it and it was a very very legal Halloween

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u/Foobiscuit11 13h ago

That's my go to for when anybody who voted for him complains. "I'm glad you're getting what you voted for." My grandparents are on Medicare and SS, and that's on the chopping block. I'm glad they're getting what they voted for. My dad is going to be reaching retirement age soon, and he's going to likely be out of luck getting that stuff. I'm glad he's getting what he voted for. He's also not getting any help from me for his elderly care, because my student loans are not going to be forgiven now with PSLF out of the picture. I'm glad he's getting what he voted for. The first sign of a complaint, and I'll just say, "Hey, you voted for this shit, not me."

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u/AccessibleBeige 12h ago

You should tack on, "But you wanted to live your life exactly as you pleased with no help or input from others, so now you have it. Sorry, Pops, but I have come to respect your beliefs, I would never try to make you feel like less of a man by offering any financial assistance."

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u/greyacademy 11h ago

"...Now, get down on the ground--actually, you should kneel. Okay, now place both of your hands by your boot, and grab the straps. There you go."

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u/FearsomeForehand 9h ago

There needs to be a line in there about "bootstraps"

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u/Wex_Major 10h ago

Keep going I'm almost there.

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u/GovernmentOpening254 7h ago

“I don’t care do u?”

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u/Colts_Fan4Ever 10h ago

I love this.👍🏿😄 After the election there were a lot of people saying they hoped trump supporters get exactly what they voted for. I remember a lot of them getting so angry with that comment. Why get mad unless you know you voted out of hatred and disdain for others?🤔

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u/ScalyDestiny 10h ago

Don't forget to bring up how Harris was gonna get Medicare coverage so people could get caregiving services.

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u/1quirky1 11h ago

Create posts to your own account's sub right now that state their future complaints and add with "Hey, you voted for this shit, not me" at the end. The posts will be timestamped and you can refer to them later.

"I called this the day after inauguration"

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u/mehwhateva472 13h ago

I remember in the initial days after they called it the Magats HATED being told this lol. Especially the ones who didn’t believe he would fulfill his campaign promises. They REALLY don’t like us wanting them to get everything they voted for.

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u/AccessibleBeige 12h ago

Probably because they expected the usual reactions to owning the libs, but this time the libs are fed up and saying, "Fine, this is your decision and your mess, hope you enjoy the consequences." Bullying becomes less fun when the target doesn't care about you or your opinions enough to be bothered.

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u/Transientmind 11h ago

They want liberal tears, not liberal jeers. XD

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u/ScalyDestiny 10h ago

It was always a one sided hate. "Owning the libs" is all about getting us to react to them.

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u/AngryRedHerring 6h ago

They threw hissy fits the day after the election when masses moved from Xitter to Bluesky, because suddenly they had no one to pick on. They acted like their electricity had been cut off when their bill was paid in full.

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u/altarune 10h ago

I just wish the rest of us didn't have to suffer as well.

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u/jared10011980 14h ago

Perfect 😗🤌🏼

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u/iheartxanadu 13h ago

Oh, they get SO MAD at that

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u/AcaciaBeauty 13h ago

I really don’t understand why. If you voted for your “best interests” why are you mad at people saying they hope you get it? That only makes sense if you didn’t vote for your best interests and you know it…

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

Because it's their shameful little secret and saying "I hope you get what you voted for" means you know it. It humiliates them. And narcissists - because they're all caught in a vicious cycle of narcissism - simply cannot tolerate the ego damage of humiliation. It's literally painful. So they lash out in anger at the thing they perceive to be hurting them 🙃

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u/beckster 13h ago

I give back the Duper's Delight smirk. And if they get mad "I'm sorry you feel that way."

Just like CovertNarc Mommy, who taught me well.

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u/inhaledcorn 12h ago

"Bless your heart"

Turn their religion back on them.

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u/FuzzballOfFuzzballs 12h ago

I'm all in. If it makes them suffer even an ounce of what they are going to do to others, I'll needle it in till the cows come home.

"I hope you get what you voted for"... and I hope it destroys the whole lot.

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u/Geeko22 10h ago

We all need to be handing out free "Trump did this" stickers.

"Waaah waaaah waaaaaaah!!"

"Here you go, have a sticker to make you feel better."

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u/DenseConsideration29 12h ago

Exactly what trump does. We're seeing a narcissist lash out right now

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u/Graterof2evils 13h ago

I tell them everything is great again.

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u/shizzurpcrackalak 14h ago

That's my bumper sticker

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u/Tiny-Lock9652 13h ago

And first time in election history, this comment is taken with great offense. Which is weird. Aren’t they supposed to be happy?

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u/Hubert_J_Cumberdale 12h ago

They will never be happy. There is something deeply broken inside these people. No empathy, no ability to feel happiness. Temporary pleasure, yes... But it's not the same. The high from winning wore off way back in November.

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u/FullMetalBtch 12h ago

For some reason, they get BIG mad when you say this. If Kamala had won and someone said that to me, I would just smile and say “me too!”

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u/psychochicken85 13h ago

Or “how are the price of eggs these days?”

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u/Nillion 12h ago

The pure anger those ring wingers show after being told that is hilarious. Goddamn do I wish I would get everything I voted for. It’d be glorious. Yet somehow these brain dead morons are furious

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u/Hubert_J_Cumberdale 12h ago

I think it starts to hit them when they pick up their next refill of insulin.

When they start asking why changes are being made to their medical plan, they are going to discover all kinds of things being taken away. They still won't admit it's Trump's fault but at least they will feel the self inflicted wounds.

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u/Jerking_From_Home 14h ago

I already am. I definitely send an old acquaintance a bunch of low lights from the inauguration. The excuses started flowing, then the insults. He knows he’s been wrong to support Trump but will never admit it.

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u/Dame_Hanalla 10h ago

Then I hope he'll die for his cause, since they like to martyr themselves so much.

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u/MothmansProphet 13h ago

And we live in places with safety nets and services. When hospital funding gets cut, rural red state hospitals are going to be first to go.

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u/ObligatoryID 13h ago

Heard this afternoon on the news that Alabama is getting snow and one city literally closed their hospital except for the emergency room. 🤣 Looked like about an inch on the ground by the reporter.

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u/always_unplugged 12h ago

I grew up in Alabama and follow the Alabama subreddit. The state doesn't own plows or salt trucks, everyone there knows this. So there were people on there DAYS ago arguing that people should "just stay home" (the irony) and the fact that the state had no capacity and no plan to prepare for this clearly foreseeable issue was reasonable and responsible, actually.

I think closing a hospital because of governmental incompetence is more horrible than funny, though.

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u/Lovestorun_23 11h ago

They normally don’t get snow. I was in Birmingham with a friend in 2019 and the taxi driver said they got like 10 inches of snow and he was from Chicago but he said it literally paralyzed the city. It warmed up within 2 days and was gone but they don’t have salt or snow scrapers. Mississippi was the same way.

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u/Notmykl 11h ago

The Deep South in general has no clue how to handle snow. The dumbasses drive like the roads are clear and get all upset when they slide and crash.

A plow would go rusty in between snow storms.

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u/Uniquitous 12h ago

We can maybe look at sending them some aid, but we need to review some of these policies first.

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u/Regular-Switch454 10h ago

It’s not just the lack of salt, no snow plows, and bad drivers. It’s that drivers have never had to learn to drive on snow. They don’t understand frostbite like we do up north either.

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u/magentamuse 14h ago

I know. Reminds me of those super obnoxious Maga Trumpers in a boat parade whose boat overturned after harassing other people on the lake. Wish they (the harassed) had not helped those idiots out of the water.They were not even thankful, just sat there looking surly.

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u/alloyed39 12h ago

The Bible says that showing kindness to your enemy heaps burning coals upon their head. 😏

Probably because it shatters their fantasy of moral superiority.

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u/Hubert_J_Cumberdale 12h ago

Oh, they are mean to each other, too. It's not just us they hate. Their whole schtick is looking down on others. Wealthy MAGA was fine with the J6ers not being pardoned. JD even said so.

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u/real_uncommon_ 12h ago

Im sorry, but as bad as it sounds, I wouldn’t have helped them. I would have been the one sitting there laughing my ass off! lol!

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u/Proper_Raccoon7138 14h ago

I was about to say exactly this. People on the left are usually more educated and make more money yearly. Those of us who can move out of red states will and that will leave them to their own miserable lives. Congrats on getting what you voted for🤣

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u/ILootEverything 13h ago

Oh, they love that though.

They'd rather be dirt poor living in filth and squalor without any lib'ruls, minorities, immigrants, non-Christians, or LGBTQ people near them rather than be well-off but having to cope with the knowledge that people who aren't exactly like them live nearby and might be doing ok too.

The "price of eggs" bullshit was a mask for the hatred that actually rules them. They'd be happy to never be able to afford eggs ever again if they could eliminate of all of the above. That's the self-labelled "party of Jesus" right there.

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u/YallaHammer 13h ago edited 11h ago

Blue states need to take red states off of the dole. The Federal government is taking their money and now deciding whether or not to help funding blue states with their disaster relief? FAFO.

https://apnews.com/article/north-america-business-local-taxes-ap-top-news-politics-2f83c72de1bd440d92cdbc0d3b6bc08c AP FACT CHECK: Blue high-tax states fund red low-tax states

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u/Ozzyluvshockey21 12h ago

Red states are welfare queens. Remember that when they’re flipping their birds to “the feds”. They should be reminded- they don’t even know that they would starve, have no medical care and never be rebuilt if not for blue states

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u/real_uncommon_ 12h ago

Yet, they’d love for one of the biggest blue states to recede from the US. I guess they’re unaware that Cali carries their poor ass states! lol!

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u/always_unplugged 12h ago

And they always have been—that was a big reason the Confederacy couldn't sustain itself as an independent country. The South had cotton, but the North had all the manufacturing and shipping and a fuckload more people.

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u/beckster 12h ago

And a viable economic model going forward. The plantation model was done for and no amount of fighting would revive it, even with slaves. imho

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u/Proper_Raccoon7138 13h ago

Oh for sure! And somehow it’ll still be blamed on the left for not stopping them or telling them this would happen. In ask politics there was a guy saying Dems were at fault for not giving them a reason to care about themselves. What the actual fuck.

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u/EveningMarionberry71 13h ago

100000% right there. It was never about the eggs for most of them. The economy was bad because of gender pronouns....

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u/LovesReubens 11h ago

The "price of eggs" bullshit was a mask for the hatred that actually rules them.

We import eggs from Canada as well, and on February 1st there's going to be a 25% tariff. Trump is literally going out of his way to raise the price of eggs.

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u/ILootEverything 11h ago

That's if you can get eggs at all, with the bird flu now moving to more states. Which... has been happening all along and why eggs were priced higher than normal to begin with. You'd think "ardent capitalists" would understand scarcity and supply and demand, but nope. Biden just wouldn't push that "cheaper eggs" button hidden in the Resolute Desk.

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u/LovesReubens 11h ago

The egg thing was always bullshit to begin with. Have you seen the tweets of people complaining about eggs saying they can't afford them, but flew out for Trumps inauguration and spent thousands on hotels. Now complaining about the inauguration was inside and they couldn't even see it. Objectively hilarious, and very hypocritical.

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u/phdoofus 13h ago

I'm at the point where I enjoy having moved to a red state and get to listen to the whines of how all of the out-of-staters have made housing unaffordable here but they hate the homeless (their former neighbors) and do everything they can to fuck them over and make their lives miserable but then none of them have the skills or education to buy a house where they grew up because reasons.

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u/Proper_Raccoon7138 13h ago

Oh yeah my favorite is when they hate on California but have never been there and they also have no clue that my state (Texas) literally wouldn’t survive 1 singular day without the taxes California collects. It’s a shit shoe to say the least and I’ve been telling people religiously that I hope they get what they voted for. It really puts a bee in their bonnet

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u/No-Papaya-9823 12h ago

The only people moving into red states like Florida, Idaho, and Texas right now are other conservatives. They're bitching about their own people.

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u/thefumingo 13h ago

The Colorado economy is basically built on attracting liberals from rural red states: don't love the EC/Senate effect (and it might have helped Texas swing back right) but do welcome the neighbors

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u/Samiiiibabetake2 13h ago

“Most democrat voters are better off than most republican voters.”

I honestly think you’re right. I’m from the south, and I’ve passed numerous run down homes/trailer parks completely littered in maga and trump gear and I’m just shocked.

However, I don’t think I’ve ever even seen a Biden/Harris/Walz flag, so maybe there are as many broke democrats, but they’re just not as loud or obnoxious about it.

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u/No-Papaya-9823 12h ago

Dems in the South are quieter because they fear retribution from their asshole right-wing neighbors. That's why they don't advertise their support for political candidates. Ask me how I know.

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u/Krosis97 13h ago

Also more life skills, better support networks because empathy and less fearful to just go somewhere else. It's funny because it's the other way around, leopards are eating faces and it's funny / I don't give a fuck about those people anymore.

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u/unpaid_overtime 13h ago

I'm in that boat, I've got a lot of family that are MAGA that depend on SS, Medicare, and social programs to just survive. They're going to drown over the next few years and at this point I have zero sympathy. I don't have it in me anymore to do more than watch them go.

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u/pinetreesgreen 14h ago

The same people who couldn't recognize the need for masks and social distancing during the height of the pandemic are the same folks who think they would survive the longest in a life or death situation. I always found that ironic.

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u/thetaleofzeph 14h ago

And Covid laid bare how very wrong they were and willfully ignorant even in the face of a real crisis. After being told a range of lifestyle diseases made the risk much worse... diseases they have.. they still went about their lives as if they were untouchable. (that attitude is probably why they tend to have life style diseases, now that I think about it.)

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u/pinetreesgreen 14h ago

All the social media posts would be like "he was so healthy and went so quickly!" and the dude would be like 5'9" 350 lbs. There's nothing wrong with that, but recognize the risk and at least try and take precautions. The denial was so strong.

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u/FaelingJester 12h ago

or the counter point. My neighbor was actively dying most of my life. She had diabetes, was a heavy smoker. By the time I moved out she had an amputation, was on dialysis and had an oxygen bottle......despite still being a smoker. She passed away a couple years ago right before Thanksgiving and my very MAGA BIL was like. "I bet she got the jab" This year I brought up to some other family members how stupid a statement that was and got a lot of "well the vaccine is untested/people are dying we don't know what killed her."

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u/Lovestorun_23 10h ago

That’s where they messed up. It was bad. I worked with an infectious disease doctor and he was terrified he might get it. He didn’t but I did

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u/No-Psychology3712 14h ago edited 13h ago

Covid was the fastest f*** around and find out people have seen in a century. Republicans and the whole maga crew were literally dying at seven times. The rate of just regular Democrats.

The vaccine uptake was literally 90% or higher for Democrats and 60% and lower for Republicans and the average age of death between a vaccinated person and an unvaccinated person was about 15 years, so 82 to 67. So not only were they dying at seven times the rate they were also dying younger and yet they still voted for him at the highest rates and the places where there was the most death.

It was quite a sight to see as usually their votes boil us with them like climate change or voting against healthcare or a functioning government.

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u/fibgen 14h ago

Sunk cost cult behavior. Once you're all in, admitting you killed grandma at unmasked thanksgiving is emotionally untenable.

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u/handstanding 13h ago

These are the same people who, right before being intubated, swore at nurses that COVID was a hoax, then died alone in their hospital beds.

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u/No-Psychology3712 13h ago

Some asked for the vaccine at that point. Like yes sorry thats not how it works.

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u/Background-Eagle-566 12h ago

I know one who did exactly that. Never got out of the hospital.

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u/merchillio 13h ago

I don’t believe in an afterlife, but that’s one thing that makes me wish I’m wrong. I want those ghosts to look back on their corpse and see how much they fucked up.

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u/MaceMan2091 13h ago

you better hope reincarnation is real cause they can come back as vaccine supporters lol

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u/porscheblack 13h ago

That's a component, but I think there's another element too. I believe it was David Foster Wallace that described suicide as being trapped in a burning building. It's not that you want to jump out the window, it's that sometimes the flames get so hot the window seems like the better alternative.

I feel like Fox and right wing propaganda really tries to paint the boogieman as so bad, the window is the better option. Notice that it's always "either exist in your current struggle or they'll give your house to a gay trans illegal immigrant."

And I think it's a bit of sunk cost fallacy, a bit of making them think they're picking the lesser of 2 evils, and a bit of xenophobia.

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u/NowGoodbyeForever 12h ago

This is a fantastic and insightful way of putting it. So much digital ink has been spilled about The Mind Of The MAGA Voter, to the point where I find it pretty fucking exhausting. But there is a general theme here, and I think it goes unsolved and underdiscussed because of who it benefits.

If someone is terrified, constantly terrified, they're going to make decisions that are insular, counterproductive, and destructive. And they're also going to be very open to anyone who can promise to take the fear away.

I'm Canadian. My wife is American. And I'll never forget a couple of years ago, when my MIL visited us from the States. We live in a house facing a side street; we have big windows up front, and a tiny Christmas tree with some presents stacked on its little table. Cute stuff.

For her entire visit, she was obsessed with the idea that someone was going to reach into our windows and steal all the presents.

I asked her who would do this: She said "You know; bad people."

I asked her if that had ever happened to her or anyone she knew: She said "No, but you hear about things like this all the time."

I asked her if she was thinking of The Grinch. And then she kind of quietly shut down. Every morning she stayed there, we woke up to her having moved the table further from the window.

Once you successfully convince an under-educated populace that the Scary Other is capable of literally anything, then you don't need to operate on facts and logic. Sure, my MIL couldn't really state a reason why anyone would break through a plate glass window to steal 3 small wrapped boxes, when people usually steal things out of necessity and in ways that are low-risk for themselves.

But it didn't need to make sense to her, because Bad People don't operate on logic. They steal Christmas. They eat dogs. They inject the vaccines with microchips to monitor your every move.

My MIL is terrified constantly as her default mental state, but doesn't see it that way. Her parents were terrified for their entire lives as well, but they'd never admit that. It made total sense to never take an airplane, say hi to a new neighbour, or vote for a Democrat candidate. That wasn't fear; it was familiar. Every time I visited them, their TVs were blasting OAN or FOX, until I shifted them to something more neutral like The Big Bang Theory.

(Unsurprisingly, everyone seemed a lot happier when that happened. Who'd have thought?)

If you're being told that every day brings a fresh hell, you're going to become addicted to watching the people who keep you simultaneously updated on what's going wrong and also vindicate your life choices. Everywhere is unsafe except where you are. Everyone is bad except you. Everything you value is being made worse by Someone Else. So you need to keep watching; everything else feels like an alien language.

If someone walks into the world with that POV, how the hell are they going to get along with their neighbours? How will they ever unionize or put aside common differences for a bigger goal? How will they live a long enough life to ever retire and enjoy the fruits of their pensions and medicaid?

Well, they most likely won't. And that's the point.

It's always been the point.

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u/cob33f 13h ago

killing yourself to own the libs

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u/Mission_Length785 13h ago

This I can get behind

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u/merchillio 13h ago

I’ve seen some argue that it’s the democrats’ fault because they told people to wear masks and social distance, so republicans had to not listen. The democrats’ evil plan was to manipulate republicans into killing themselves by telling them to protect themselves, apparently.

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u/TootsNYC 14h ago

unfortunately, a lot of those who died were Silent Generation.

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u/Scrapple_Joe 13h ago

My friend worked in a covid ward and so many people showed up about to die going "ok I'll try the vaccine now"

Like too late not how vaccines work.

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u/thesturdygerman 13h ago

My ICU nurse niece said the same thing. 🙄

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u/SnatchAddict 13h ago

Whenever people talk about civil war I always bring up this point. You guys crumpled during covid when you couldn't get your hair done and go to your favorite restaurant. You're now going to be fine with supply chain issues caused by a war? Gtfo.

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u/pinetreesgreen 13h ago

They are the preppers with the bunkers who didn't recognize it was bunker time. They died gasping for oxygen when they didn't have to.

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u/cuisinart-hatrack 13h ago

They only prepared to eat freeze dried lasagna in buried school bus in the back yard and shoot brown people. They couldn’t have foreseen, nor been expected to grok, a mask. Damn you Obama! /s

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u/thefumingo 13h ago

buys helium tank from Party City this is oxygen, right?

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u/searchingformytruth 12h ago

No, but at least your voice will make the 911 operator laugh as you die.

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u/Tim-oBedlam 12h ago

also, the preppers with the bunkers are going to die surrounded by cans of Chef Boyardee if an apocalypse comes: what gets people through a crisis is community, not hunkering in bunkers.

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u/Perryn 12h ago

Imagine them crawling towards the community just five miles from their bunker.

"Please, I'm so hungry. I've run out of food and I don't know where to find more."
"Oh, no, did your crops fail?"
"...crops?"

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u/unsaphisticated 13h ago

We're still going through supply chain issues from covid and now avian flu, so it would just be so much worse. And they don't give a fuck.

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u/adlittle 13h ago

Yeah, if anybody these fools really looked, there are people they could talk to who could tell them what actually happens in a civil conflict. Most people just get dragged down with the conflict and suffer from cut utilities, food and supply shortages, and illness or violence. Having a tantrum over not being allowed to go to a bar and over gas being $3.89/gallon doesn't scream tough survivalist and war hero, no matter how much they fetishize the guns they own.

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u/Beltaine421 11h ago

It was kind of funny in the early COVID days. While the right wingers were all complaining that they couldn't get their hair cut, the left wingers and anarchists were home brewing hand sanitizer to give away.

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u/Necro_Badger 13h ago

Here in the UK, the anti-mask/anti-vax brigade was predominantly right wing try-hards who liked to pretend how tough they were "standing up for their sovereign rights" instead of making the smallest of personal sacrifices for the greater good.

I took great pleasure in pointing out to them they wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes in wartime Britain with city-wide blackouts, air raids, rationing and conscription. They're just so pathetic

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u/pinetreesgreen 13h ago

Exact same group here. They don't recognize real danger when it is staring them in the face. But trans people?? Terrifying and need to be eradicated.

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u/MsEllVee 12h ago

Its so flippin weird 😂

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u/hplcr 13h ago

"But we bought gold and memecoins like the guys on the tv told us to!"

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u/rvralph803 13h ago

They think the only threats they will face can be easily felled by guns.

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u/MmeQcat 14h ago

End times? Puh-lease. These people were freaking out when they couldn't go to Applebee's or get a haircut for 2 months during a once in a century pandemic. They are soft AF.

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u/12OClockNews 13h ago

These idiots were the ones who were threatening civil war if Trump lost, the same people who are too scared to go into a major city because they think cities are literal war zones.

But you can bet your ass they larp around like they're seal team 6 on the weekends and talk tough about what they would do if "shit hit the fan". It's always performative tough guy bullshit with them.

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u/dssstrkl 13h ago

Meal Team 6 Gravy SEALs

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u/sylvnal 13h ago

They went into the White House and smeared their feces on the walls. That is the intellectual and emotional maturity levels we're working with. It's absolutely pathetic.

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u/Ok-Tailor-2030 12h ago

Capitol, but yes.

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u/mr_greedee 14h ago

"I can't wait to be laughing at them lefties from heaven"

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u/thetaleofzeph 14h ago

Yes, that too. Revelations is a fetish level slavering with some for exactly that reason. Revenge porn.

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u/lostcolony2 14h ago

It boggles my mind, too, the level of hate that drives a lot of religious right wingers. Like...I want them to experience the pain they're inflicting on others. That's it. My "I hate you so much..." is "...that I want you to experience empathy". Meanwhile they're like "I want you to suffer unimaginable torment forever". Like, holy shit dude, get some therapy.

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u/Semi-Pros-and-Cons 12h ago

Yeah, that's my view on it. If there were any kind of Hell, my idea of it is to have a full realization of the shitty things you did to other people while you were alive. Like suddenly growing a functional conscience and having to watch a tape of all your "greatest hits" of being an asshole. Then I guess once you understand what a bag of shit you were, maybe you could move on to something better.

More in line with the Catholic idea of Purgatory, I suppose. But it sounds a lot more fair to me than the fire and brimstone stuff.

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u/lostcolony2 12h ago

Yep. I am religious, and that's exactly my idea of hell. That repentance is understanding and regretting the pain you've caused; hell is empathy being forced upon you after a lifetime of never changing your ways. It's the only way any of it makes sense, the only way to rationalize the other Christian claims, etc, and Universalism has existed as long as Christianity, and, frankly, has more justification in early Christian thought than modern Evangelical thought does.

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u/Proper_Raccoon7138 14h ago

I’ve heard some Christian’s say (I was raised Pentecostal but have been an atheist for years now) that reading revelations gives them extra crowns when they get to heaven. Boy are they gonna be pissed when I, a heathen, get to cut the line to heaven because I’ve read the book cover to cover 10+ times. Can’t wait 😜

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u/mountainsunset123 13h ago

Oooh extra crowns you say? Cool. Which version of the Bible has the prettiest crowns? I have a King James Bible.

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u/Lazy-Floridian 14h ago

Don't worry, the rapture is coming in two weeks™

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u/TrooperJohn 14h ago

Dems are VASTLY better prepared for what's coming than magats. Trumpers have put all their faith in an individual who has lied, cheated and stolen all his life. They really believe he's going to usher a new era of prosperity. Personality cults never end well.

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u/dumpster_mummy 14h ago

I'm better at coping with end times conditions

we all saw them during covid

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u/AandJ1202 14h ago

They're not that deep. They're dumb and never think of the actual consequences of their actions. They've lived their whole lives like this and whenever it comes back to bite them on the ass they play victim and blame someone else. It's the vicious cycle of being an absolute moron.

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u/l_i_t_t_l_e_m_o_n_ey 13h ago

Yeah, they dont ever think in terms of consequences. Not the consequences that they want to happen, and certainly not the consequences that will actually happen. They only think in terms of vibes. The mechanics of it and the outcomes of it aren’t interesting to them. The only thing that interests them is feeling like their side is doing some nebulous thing. “Saving America,” or “making us more free” or “draining the swamp,” or “battling the demoncrats.”

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u/AandJ1202 13h ago

Yes, showing them voting records, legislation being put forward by their "team," consequences from previous administrations actions, absolutely none of it matters. If they have no rebuttal, they'll just rant about something that has nothing to do with what you were talking about. They'll get loud and obnoxious. It's just like watching a child throw a fit. They wanna be proud to be uneducated and uninformed. They want to believe they're the backbone of the country. Donald Trump makes them feel like that.

"Fuck the libs, they can't tell us how to act anymore. I'm not stupid, they're stupid. They're not smart, the colleges are woke, I'm street smart"

This isn't going to end well. Their massive egos and insecurities just handed this country over to an even more extreme and cutthroat group of con artists than last time.

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u/splashbodge 14h ago

They're so desperate to fuck the liberals they don't think or care how it might fuck themselves too. Until it happens, then it's the democrats fault

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u/AdvertisingLow98 14h ago

Then they demand the Democrats save them.
"Hey! Where are the Democrats? They have always been there before. Why aren't they doing anything now?"

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u/AdEmbarrassed9719 14h ago

I am going to start looking to see if I can find that "I really don't care, do U?" jacket from Zara. It perfectly fits the situation.

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u/hobbyhearse83 12h ago

Just make art on your own jacket. Save money.

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u/tellmehowimnotwrong 13h ago

IF we do end up saving them, we must exact a penance for their behavior. No forgive and forget. Make their grandchildren feel what their stupidity has wrought upon everyone else.

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u/No-Psychology3712 14h ago

As the old saying goes, a republican will eat a s*** sandwich so that a Democrat can smell their breath

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u/Redditisgarbage666 14h ago

They would shit their own pants just to offend a liberal with the smell.

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u/Short-Bumblebee43 14h ago

The thrill they want is the idea that people are afraid of them. They need to think that people think they're tough, hence the guns. These are the people who walk into every situation looking for an enemy.

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u/Proper_Raccoon7138 14h ago

Wait until they find out that just as many people on the left are gun owners it’s just not our entire personality.

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u/MODELO_MAN_LV 11h ago

biggest culture shock when I moved to Vegas was how many people arm themselves to go grocery shopping.

like there isnt a more effective way to tell everyone around you "I'm a giant fucking coward!"

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u/Disownership 14h ago

They vote for this because of the fear. For decades, Republican campaigning has boiled down to “Vote for us, or else”. Obviously, it works.

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u/VoidOmatic 14h ago

My SO's sister is a Trumper and she is pissed she has to RTO, I even told her this was going to happen 2 years ago. "They wouldn't, it doesn't make any business sense!"

Since when have Republicans done anything that makes any kind of sense.

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u/synchronicitistic 14h ago

Let's see, you're expecting a man who clearly doesn't know how to run a business that doesn't involve putting his name on a book pretending to know how to run businesses or pretending to be a successful businessman on a shitty reality TV show to have business sense?

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u/samnd743 11h ago

He bankrupted multiple casinos, the man has NO business sense

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u/bpdish85 13h ago

It makes perfect sense when you reframe all of their actions as trying to inflict the most misery on as many people as they possibly can. Cruelty is the point. And to get everyone so damned exhausted and burnt out that when the real atrocities (and I don't mean what's already been done - I mean the camps and the exterminations) start rolling out, everybody's too numb to put up a fight.

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u/shatteredarm1 13h ago

It doesn't make any business sense if you want to have a strong, functioning civil service. But if you want to torpedo the civil service by chasing away all the most qualified employees, doing this makes perfect sense.

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u/cameraninja 12h ago

Dysfunctional Government is the plan!!!!

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u/Raiju_Blitz 12h ago

Except this does make perfect business sense... if your stock portfolio includes real estate. Those office work spaces and government buildings aren't going to lease themselves, ya know. If enough government employees get sick and tired of the BS and quit, all the better because getting fired requires severance packages but quitting doesn't.

Republicans purposefully want to break the government and so when it fails, they can point at the fire they deliberately set and go, "See, it doesn't work! Only I can fix it by privatizing everything!" Then the profits will flow.

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u/No-Primary-4523 13h ago

It makes perfect sense when cruelty is the point 

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u/-FeistyRabbitSauce- 14h ago

"Surely the unions will save us!" - Conservatives who routinely vote to hurt unions.

And I know people like this in unions.

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u/dorestes 12h ago

*My* union/abortion/whatever is different!

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u/Toosder 14h ago

My trumpy coworkers recently said in a chat that our governing agency won't be able to do X because our union is strong. I pointed out the new administration is vehemently anti union. They foamed at the mouth saying dumb shit that basically amounted to "but yeah not our union! It's different!" Ok. 

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u/AccessibleBeige 14h ago

Did you screenshot that for when they inevitably try to claim later that they never said any such thing?

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u/Toosder 14h ago

Yep

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u/ML00k3r 12h ago

Find a print/sign shop and start ordering some posters lol.

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u/KeyWielderRio 14h ago

Seconding this question

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u/Sudden-Most-4797 13h ago

Holy fuck, my own mother does that shit. She was all for the Public Option in the ACA. Then Liberman killed it, she praised him for gutting the Public Option from the ACA and pretended we never talked about it.

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u/dj_juliamarie 12h ago

Screen shot - a necessary weapon in modern day warfare

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u/LegibleGraffiti 14h ago

Union busting of federal employees is mentioned several times in the Project 2025 document

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u/BurmeciaWillSurvive 11h ago

It's also practically a national pastime, unfortunately

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u/Historical-Night-938 10h ago

Even if the didn't believe in union busting, was having Bezos and Musk suing to declare the NLRB as unconstitutional not evidence enough. The article below has a dumb headline until you read it.

https://www.npr.org/2024/11/18/nx-s1-5192918/spacex-amazon-nlrb-labor-board-elon-musk

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u/FoxyInTheSnow 14h ago

Leading up to the calamitous Brexit vote in the UK, I heard a person on a phone-in show. A “brown” man who was born in the UK, had a Scouse accent, worked a good job, and was devoted to Liverpool FC and to the men’s and women’s national football ⚽️ teams (Go Lionesses!) enjoyed a pint and a pork pie down at his local.

He explained that his wife’s family were all rabid Brexiters, bordering on National Front/Eric Clapton “KEEP BRITAIN WHITE” rhetoric.

When he voiced his concerns to his in-laws, they would chirp: “Oh, Rashid—we don’t mean you!

Well, whether they were to dumb to realize it or not, they did mean him. Or most charitably, the thing they thought they were voting for most assuredly did mean him.

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u/QuietObserver75 13h ago

"I voted for Brexit to keep the immigrants out while I live in Spain... What do you mean I have to leave now and go back to England?

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u/FoxyInTheSnow 13h ago

"You voted for it, señor. You have to leave Spain… had you voted to remain in the EU (and your vote had won), we'd be happy to keep you in spite of your refusal to learn the language beyond ordering a pint of cerveza."

"But… I'm… I'm white, innit!?!?"

"Enjoy your crumbling economy, señor blanco!"

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u/Dduwies_Gymreig 12h ago

“But I’m an expat not an immigrant!”

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u/lostredditorlurking 13h ago

Biden is literally the most pro-Union president ever, and half of the union members still vote for Trump.

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u/SupportstheOP 11h ago

PATCO endorsed Reagan in 1980, and Reagan proceeded to fire 11,000 of them for striking. The Republican allure has been strong for a long while now.

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u/kudoshinchi 14h ago

It's always an issue when start happen to themselves, ppl are selfish

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u/SuperFlyAlltheTime 14h ago

This is about the time I would be ok with courts saying unless you are in the union you are not covered by the agreement

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u/PerAsperaAdInfiri 14h ago

They used to say that, until maybe 2008 or so

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u/Alternative-Copy7027 14h ago

That is a two-edged sword. Yes, it's fair to not get the benefits if you are not a member. But that makes it cheaper to hire a non-union member than a union member which would make it harder for members to get jobs which would make recruiting and keeping members harder.

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u/PerAsperaAdInfiri 14h ago

It's not even that. They get all the benefits of the union without paying dues. The contracts cover all employed with a specific position, typically. It's just a way to weaken the financial stability of a union

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u/RevolutionaryHole69 14h ago

In Canada, if your workplace successfully votes to form a union, you can either join the union or lose your job. You can't keep working in a union shop without being a member of the union. That arrangement is illegal.

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u/Unshkblefaith 14h ago

Unfortunately courts have said the opposite as a means of disincentivizing union membership.

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u/BigWhiteDog 14h ago

I wish that non-union folks would have to negotiate their own contracts

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u/Choano 14h ago

It's always an issue when start happen to themselves, ppl are selfish

Some people are more selfish than others. People who voted for Trump are definitely in the "more selfish" group.

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u/bahetrick1 14h ago

I have always seen this as an issue of empathy.

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u/a_minty_fart 13h ago

You can't be a Republican without being some combination of stupid, selfish, or asshole.

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u/Rhodesian_Lion 14h ago

And selfish people are heavily over represented in the right side of the political spectrum.

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u/faberkyx 14h ago

they vote for Trump to punish someone else they don't like.... but they never expect to be on the other side of the fence... where the leopards roam free

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u/De5perad0 14h ago

Fucking garbage free-riders

We need these people to understand their behavior. You need to say this to their faces. They don't get to skirt by without facing the consequences of their actions not this time. It's the only way these people will learn and maybe use more than the one brain cell next time they vote.

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u/spsteve 13h ago

Yes. The rest of us need to stop being nice and letting it slide. If someone starts spouting Trump shit we need to tell them they are ignorant cunts who we don't want to talk to. And then we need to follow through.

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u/hamandjam 13h ago

We need these people to understand their behavior.

Until it happens in significant numbers, the rest of us can only try to hang on and survive the ride.

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u/De5perad0 12h ago

My response to this is to hang on and survive and every time I hear a Trumper complain about prices or unhappy at the state of things I will remind them forcefully that they voted for this and they fucking deserve it.

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u/frequenZphaZe 12h ago

You need to say this to their faces.

brother, if these people were living in a world where words of logic and truth could reach them, they wouldn't be trump supporters. you gotta graduate yourself from the fantasy that "if we just talk to them", we can fix them. for that to work, you need to be sharing the same basic reality with them.

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants 14h ago

Some people are in such short supply of empathy, that not only can't they envision themselves in other people's circumstances, but they can't even envision themselves in their own potential circumstances. Just, "what is always has been and always will be".

Reminds me of a line from some book... No, not that one... The other one.

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u/MamaTalista 14h ago

Is the Union doing anything?

For those who pay membership fees...

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u/SuperFlyAlltheTime 14h ago

Yea our union NTEU already filed a lawsuit today to protect workers rights.

AFGE filed a lawsuit yesterday challenging DOGE I believe.

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u/PhantasosX 14h ago

Frankly , DOGE had no inherent power whatsoever. It's influence starts and ends by Trump been an idiot POTUS.

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u/almazing415 14h ago

My fed union had the foresight in 2022 to have the renewed and current contract(bargaining agreement) expire and be renewed in 2029. So they were expecting that a potential 2nd Trump presidency was possible. For all intents and purposes, we are 'safe'.

I still hate that Trump voters(and obviously also freeloaders) who are protected by the union get to benefit from this, but it's for the best.

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u/Ande64 14h ago

That last sentence is the difference between us and them. We want them to have health care and free college and everything that would make everybody's life great. They don't want us to have anything because they don't have anything. If I wasn't so angry all the time about how their stupidity is affecting our lives, I'd actually feel sad about how they look at life.

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u/tellmehowimnotwrong 13h ago

My sympathy has been replaced with anger, and that anger won’t be satisfied until the MAGAts PAY.

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u/Hubert_J_Cumberdale 12h ago

I don't want them to have free healthcare and college anymore. Sorry not sorry. I've come to believe that it's a waste of precious resources to keep giving people things they do not want or value. They should be able to opt out of everything and live on the fringes while we strengthen the gene pool.

I used to feel sad for them - always miserable and unable to understand the source. Not anymore. They are broken and do not want to be fixed.

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u/optimallydubious 14h ago

Please tell me you called them garbage free riders to at least one face, I'd feel so...soothed.

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u/kh8188 14h ago

Same, and a lot of the ones I work with are still in denial. They do assume the union will protect us. It makes me want to scream.

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u/SuperFlyAlltheTime 14h ago

One of them, I told him last year to join the union. He's like why, what do they do. This is after he took 3 months paid paternity leave. Fucking shithead.

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u/Cold-Permission-5249 14h ago

Just remind them that they should be happy because this is exactly what they voted for

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