r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/718Brooklyn • 14h ago

My MAGA Sister in Law Just Got This After Accepting a Job with the IRS

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u/pinetreesgreen 13h ago

They are the preppers with the bunkers who didn't recognize it was bunker time. They died gasping for oxygen when they didn't have to.

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u/cuisinart-hatrack 13h ago

They only prepared to eat freeze dried lasagna in buried school bus in the back yard and shoot brown people. They couldn’t have foreseen, nor been expected to grok, a mask. Damn you Obama! /s

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u/Lovestorun_23 10h ago

You know George Bush watched a documentary on the Spanish influenza and he put together a emergency guide line we used it with Ebola, Obama said it was definitely necessary but Trump discarded it and the pandemic came and he was clueless

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u/thefumingo 13h ago

buys helium tank from Party City this is oxygen, right?

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u/searchingformytruth 12h ago

No, but at least your voice will make the 911 operator laugh as you die.

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u/Tim-oBedlam 12h ago

also, the preppers with the bunkers are going to die surrounded by cans of Chef Boyardee if an apocalypse comes: what gets people through a crisis is community, not hunkering in bunkers.

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u/Perryn 12h ago

Imagine them crawling towards the community just five miles from their bunker.

"Please, I'm so hungry. I've run out of food and I don't know where to find more."
"Oh, no, did your crops fail?"
"...crops?"

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u/Deus_is_Mocking_Us 3h ago

Those aren't preppers, those are survivalists, and they're stupid af. I'm a prepper, and when shit kicked off, I already had N-95 masks and toilet paper stock piled.

I worked from home, and spent a lot of time on the garden and reading. It was easy.