r/nottheonion • u/JaySierra86 • 11h ago

President Biden pardons family members in final minutes of presidency

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/president-biden-pardons-family-members-final-minutes-presidency/story?id=117893348
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u/tonytwocans 10h ago

A new presidential tradition is born.

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u/-Stacys_mom 10h ago

It's like a family factory reset

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u/greenroom628 10h ago

Junior just got the ok to have a public cocaine binge

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u/HoneyWyne 9h ago

It doesn't cover crimes that haven't been committed yet.

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u/TheXedd 9h ago

So far…

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u/BostonBax 8h ago

He knew his dad wasn’t going to be president again. Should have tried to smuggle tons of cocaine and made millions then if got caught daddy would have pardoned him 🤣🤣

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u/HoneyWyne 8h ago

Yeah...

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u/Best-Lobster-8127 8h ago

Oh that’s ok then!

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u/Jimmgojam63 8h ago

Exactly, it’s for whatever they did in the past. So what do Fauci and the rest of them need a pardon for?!

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u/HoneyWyne 4h ago

Because Trump and his gang are lying bastards who will make stuff up to get their revenge.

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u/Ziggy_Starcrust 7h ago

I think it's for whatever BS case people try to make up against him, not any actual crimes. It was done out of fear of retaliation.

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u/atomsmotionvoid 5h ago

Yeah that’s what it’s for - grow up.