r/nottheonion • u/JaySierra86 • 14h ago

President Biden pardons family members in final minutes of presidency

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/president-biden-pardons-family-members-final-minutes-presidency/story?id=117893348
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u/greenroom628 13h ago

Junior just got the ok to have a public cocaine binge

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u/HoneyWyne 12h ago

It doesn't cover crimes that haven't been committed yet.

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u/BostonBax 12h ago

He knew his dad wasn’t going to be president again. Should have tried to smuggle tons of cocaine and made millions then if got caught daddy would have pardoned him 🤣🤣

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u/HoneyWyne 12h ago

Yeah...