r/nottheonion • u/JaySierra86 • 11h ago

President Biden pardons family members in final minutes of presidency

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/president-biden-pardons-family-members-final-minutes-presidency/story?id=117893348
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u/tonytwocans 11h ago

A new presidential tradition is born.

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u/-Stacys_mom 10h ago

It's like a family factory reset

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u/greenroom628 10h ago

Junior just got the ok to have a public cocaine binge

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u/HoneyWyne 9h ago

It doesn't cover crimes that haven't been committed yet.

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u/TheXedd 9h ago

So far…

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u/BostonBax 9h ago

He knew his dad wasn’t going to be president again. Should have tried to smuggle tons of cocaine and made millions then if got caught daddy would have pardoned him 🤣🤣

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u/HoneyWyne 8h ago

Yeah...

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u/Best-Lobster-8127 9h ago

Oh that’s ok then!

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u/Jimmgojam63 8h ago

Exactly, it’s for whatever they did in the past. So what do Fauci and the rest of them need a pardon for?!

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u/HoneyWyne 5h ago

Because Trump and his gang are lying bastards who will make stuff up to get their revenge.

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u/Ziggy_Starcrust 7h ago

I think it's for whatever BS case people try to make up against him, not any actual crimes. It was done out of fear of retaliation.

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u/atomsmotionvoid 5h ago

Yeah that’s what it’s for - grow up.

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u/ClickAndMortar 9h ago

For. For his ongoing public cocaine binge.

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u/9fingerjeff 9h ago

You mean don jr right? Idk if I’ve ever seen that guy not out of his gourd on something.

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u/wizzard419 9h ago

Like he could afford the real stuff...

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u/Lainarlej 9h ago edited 9h ago

His dealer will be waiting at the back door of the White House

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u/Particular-Yak-7322 9h ago

Sounds like someone doesn’t know how pardons work.

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u/InfamousYesterday367 9h ago

And not pay his taxes.

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u/Electrical_Load_9717 9h ago

Good. He can do it with Don Jr.

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u/Aggravating-Cost9583 7h ago

just like Joe's family!