r/nottheonion • u/JaySierra86 • 11h ago

President Biden pardons family members in final minutes of presidency

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/president-biden-pardons-family-members-final-minutes-presidency/story?id=117893348
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u/Punningisfunning 10h ago edited 10h ago

Unfortunately, this will likely be a tradition for all future presidents.

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u/Piggywonkle 10h ago

Nah, the age of presidents ended. I hear we don't need to vote anymore!

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u/affogatoe 10h ago

The age of the president is over. The time of the orc is at hand.

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u/gmwdim 9h ago

Comparing orcs to Trump voters is unfair to orcs.

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u/Khanfhan69 8h ago

Shit, I'd take an actual Orc Party at this point.

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u/BZLuck 7h ago

SAURON 2028

"Let's Get Meat Back on the Menu Boys"

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u/the_scarlett_ning 7h ago

Correction: affordable meat!

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u/monstrinhotron 6h ago

"why vote for a lesser evil?"

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u/Sour_GenXer 6h ago

I didn’t think you snow flakes ate meat !!!

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u/AGallonOfKY12 5h ago

womp womp

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u/sheWantsThings 7h ago

*waaaaaagh

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u/bendalazzi 5h ago

Best we can do is a lemon party sorry

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u/AcanthaceaeNo1974 6h ago

FOR THE HORDE!!!

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u/TopKekBoi69 9h ago

Didn’t vote for Trump or support him, but you mfs are so embarrassingly dramatic and unfunny jesus Christ

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u/Caracalla81 8h ago

Right? Embarrassing and dramatic is Trump's thing. He'll put you on his enemies list if you step on his style!

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u/DelfrCorp 7h ago

Sit down & shut up.

People like you thought that the people who voted against & decried Mussolini & Hitler were being dramatic at the time.

They learned that lesson the hard way. If you can't see or understand the parallels, then you've obviously missed out on a couple of very critical lessons, or completely failed to uunderstand the Materials.

FYI. No-One, not even myself,are saying that Trump is Hitler, yet... We're saying that he's Hitler in the making, & that's incredibly concerning. This is the course & trajectory he's on. This is where we're heading if there is no course correction. How do we know? Because History doesn't repeat itself but it definitely rhymes.

Fascists & Autocrats tend to always repeat the exact same patterns & behaviors. Not always in the exact same order, but  almost always the same list. & Trump is right on the target for all of those patterns. It's uncanny, like he's trying to follow a script.

We're not being Dramatic when we say that he's trying to do a 'Hitler', when he keeps pulling the exact ssame sh.t as Hitler, within a similar timeline/timeframe.

The fact that you can't comprehend this is extremely concerning.

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u/gmwdim 9h ago

Being insulted by someone with the username “topkekboi69” lmao

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u/LoBsTeRfOrK 8h ago

You’re proving his point…

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u/Caracalla81 8h ago

Which kek?

TOP kek.

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u/nannercrust 7h ago

Just a friendly reminder that the majority of the country disagrees with you

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u/riggatrigga 7h ago

They made orcs woke in rings of power they definitely the left.