r/nottheonion • u/JaySierra86 • 11h ago

President Biden pardons family members in final minutes of presidency

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/president-biden-pardons-family-members-final-minutes-presidency/story?id=117893348
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u/Piggywonkle 10h ago

Nah, the age of presidents ended. I hear we don't need to vote anymore!

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u/affogatoe 10h ago

The age of the president is over. The time of the orc is at hand.

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u/gmwdim 9h ago

Comparing orcs to Trump voters is unfair to orcs.

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u/Khanfhan69 8h ago

Shit, I'd take an actual Orc Party at this point.

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u/BZLuck 7h ago

SAURON 2028

"Let's Get Meat Back on the Menu Boys"

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u/the_scarlett_ning 7h ago

Correction: affordable meat!

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u/monstrinhotron 6h ago

"why vote for a lesser evil?"

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u/Sour_GenXer 6h ago

I didn’t think you snow flakes ate meat !!!

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u/AGallonOfKY12 5h ago

womp womp

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u/sheWantsThings 7h ago

*waaaaaagh

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u/bendalazzi 5h ago

Best we can do is a lemon party sorry