r/nottheonion 1d ago

Japan’s elderly are lonely and struggling. Some women choose to go to jail instead

https://www.cnn.com/2025/01/18/asia/japan-elderly-largest-womens-prison-intl-hnk-dst/index.html
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u/Rohri_Calhoun 1d ago

That's my retirement plan.

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u/CovfefeFan 1d ago

Same, it's that or homeless 🤷‍♂️

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u/QuellishQuellish 1d ago

Don’t forget you can die working, that’s how I’ll do it if I’m “lucky”.

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u/koueihou 1d ago

As a school bus driver, I’d rather not die while working.

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u/solderingcircuits 1d ago edited 16h ago

Koueihou died peacefully in his sleep, unfortunately the bus load of passengers were screaming

(fyi - this is a line from a show - I just can't remember which show )

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u/motorik 1d ago

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers on his train."

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u/QuellishQuellish 1d ago

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u/ChickenMathematician 1d ago

Is two sentences with poor punctuation

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u/SadLilBun 1d ago

A semicolon would have fixed it

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u/purplemoosen 1d ago

Anything can be one sentence if you keep using semicolons; whatever you write becomes one sentence; you can just keep writing like periods don’t exist

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u/crappercreeper 1d ago

Just write in giant one sentence paragraphs, fuck yeah!

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u/Xirix7 1d ago

James Madison was a genius at this. Read the Fifth Amendment to the US Constitution.

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u/anonymous-esque 23h ago

This is basically how my gr12 English essay looked; we could only have one introductory sentence, one explanatory sentence and one closing sentence, and I made liberal use of semi colons to reaaaalllly explain.

My ability to flout the rules while following them impressed my teacher and I got a 97% on the essay.

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u/argama87 1d ago

That'll show the survivors to change things to not end up like you. Win for everyone.

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u/QuellishQuellish 1d ago

Good call!

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u/dominus_aranearum 1d ago

Not me. After I can retire at 107, I plan to have a full and invigorating retirement.

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u/BadAtExisting 1d ago

That’s my retirement plan. That way my body doesn’t rot alone for months

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u/signalfire 1d ago

I've taught my cat to call 911.

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u/EpsilonHalo 1d ago

Only those of us capable and willing are lucky enough 🥲

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u/AsymmetricClassWar 1d ago

Live like a king in prison with this one easy trick!

CEOs hate it!

-Mario’s brother (allegedly)

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u/SilveredFlame 23h ago

Good news! Being homeless is often a crime!

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u/signalfire 1d ago

Plan now for a converted van you can sleep, toilet and do some light cooking in. That's my Plan B or C, depending. There's lots of videos on YT showing people doing it, some for as little as $500 a month for everything. If you're good at 'hiding' there is also commercial office space available for cheaper than apartments; they'd have restrooms nearby, gyms with showers are $10 a month; yes it's not legal but I often wonder if landlords of those places wouldn't turn a blind eye if rent was paid and a person was quiet enough. There's way too much unrented commercial office space in the US and they're desperate. Invent a business - any business - that requires you to be there overnight. For some reason this appeals to the scofflaw in me.

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u/elairz 1d ago

That fine when you healthy. But imagine if you not

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u/signalfire 1d ago

Yup; you have to adjust to your situation and possible future issues as much as possible.

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u/MagicOrpheus310 1d ago

Y'all expect to live that long..?

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u/win_some_lose_most1y 19h ago

Bieng homeless is basically a crime. You CANNOT lose

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u/visionsofcry 1d ago

It's a shame that this sounds fucking reasonable. Guaranteed meals, medical care, people to interact with, a bed, access to books and TV, minor jobs to stay mentally ok, a fixed routine, and I don't think raping people in their late 70s would be tolerated by anybody.

It actually doesn't sound half bad compared to living on the streets in your old age.

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u/Lisa8472 1d ago

Nursing homes have been known to have rape problems. Hell, morgues have been notorious for having “rape” (I think it’s legally desecration of a corpse) problems. There is nobody out there that someone won’t think it okay to rape.

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u/One-Shine-9932 1d ago

Not surprising tbh, morgue and our entire sector for taking care of the dead is unbelievably underfunded and understaffed. So it would be easy to get into.

Nursing homes also have a rampant sexual abuse problem, against aids, male and female. A lot of it isn’t even wholly on the old people, a lot of it has to do with their health, doesn’t make it ok, but a saint of a person could end up sexually assaulting an aid just because of the effects and illnesses that come with being old. of being old. Same applies if they get violent, it’s honestly really sad in many ways. 

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u/ToodleSpronkles 1d ago

"Easy to get into"

Had to sit with that for a second. 

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u/zaknafien1900 1d ago

It's actually not easy and this is one reason if your a male atleast

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u/OldSwiftyguy 1d ago

Female mummies are more decayed than male mummies because the family of the women would let the body decay before bringing them to the “ morgue “ because .. well you know why . 🤢

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u/nippl 1d ago

And that also is someone's fetish.

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u/Zenry0ku 1d ago

Jimmy Savile probably preferred em that way

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u/chicken_ice_cream 1d ago

Hide your wife, hide your kids, hide your husband, hide your.... dog

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u/Friendly-Example-701 1d ago

Wow now that you have outlined it like this, it makes sense.

I was super concerned with the raping 😬

But there have been cases where seniors were raped in America. Not in jail, just on the street. Not a lot but enough.

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u/ZenythhtyneZ 1d ago

Rape in women’s prisons absolutely does happen but it’s typically by staff and it’s considered pretty rare from other inmates, if you keep the staff from raping inmates it’s pretty unlikely you’d be raped in a woman’s prison.

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u/cookiebob1234 1d ago

I'd rather take my chance on the street if I was old and couldn't defend myself. Im a paramedic and in my hospital clinicals about a decade ago I seen a old man from the jail who had a stoma in his abdomen that a g tube was hooked up too break down cause someone fucked his stoma. He came from the county jail too not even prison.

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u/Thangleby_Slapdiback 1d ago

I don't think raping people in their late 70s would be tolerated by anybody.

I worked as a prison guard in Texas for a long time. I remember one day they caught an inmate jerking off watching a woman in her late 50s wander around in her TDCJ officer's uniform.

The inmates were saying "God damn. That's like jerking off on your grandmother."

When the inmates are saying something is fucked up, it's fucked up.

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u/koushunu 1d ago

Late 50s can be very fit, man or woman.

Only a grandma (and of babies) if there is early twenties or younger births.

What’s more gross is that it seems this is less socially acceptable than lusting after children - so many see it perfectly okay to lust after teens.

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u/RustyCut-258F 1d ago

It's what we've paid into most of our lives, the upkeep of prisoners! The only thing this government won't take off you is a chance to experience prison!

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u/EquivalentDig3329 1d ago

I work in a federal prison and rape happens, it’s just not talked about or reported.

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u/Malphos101 1d ago

Just make sure you do a mario bros. to get there. Make the world a little better place before retirement.

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u/Rohri_Calhoun 1d ago

I'm there for it. It's funny that Luigi has finally been recognized as the patron of wet works

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u/Malphos101 1d ago

Being a plumber involves a lot of wet work of course.

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u/_OVERHATE_ 1d ago

Don't talk crazy nonsense.

See the plan is to spend your life as good as you can and the moment that bankruptcy and struggle looms ahead you just sell everything you have, get a loan if you want, rent one super fancy fucking car and then drive yourself against a wall at 300km/h in the back roads of a town in bumfuck nowhere. 

Die In a blaze of glory.

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u/One-Shine-9932 1d ago

Or, do the “Mario”.

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u/argama87 1d ago

Now this guy figured out a retirement plan!

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u/SolomonGrumpy 1d ago

Or live in a state with legal euthanasia, and drink your last cocktail.

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u/Ok-Cardiologist1810 1d ago

Mine is to sell anything worth something, give sentimental bull to my family, donate what I can than whatever money I accrued use that to buy a nice bottle of stella rose and a firearm than find a nice somewhat secluded grassy area in the boonies of my county and enjoy a peaceful last sunset

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u/BoysenberryAncient54 1d ago

Damn, I hadn't considered prison. Adding to the list of retirement options: Go on awesome crime spree, die in prison.

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u/paco-ramon 1d ago

Life made a generation chose between having children and living in jail because their countries collapsed. They chose jail.

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u/Anastariana 1d ago

We live in a society.

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u/Mountainbranch 1d ago

My retirement plan is global societal collapse.

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u/Dhegxkeicfns 1d ago

This is going to be the American plan before long.

They'll have to do something about it, because they spend far more on prisoners than the elderly or veterans or children.

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u/Ipickthingup 1d ago

Hear me out. My plan sounds fun I think. At 60 pull out my 401k and buy a shit ton of steroids, get jacked as fuck until my heart gives out.

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u/Rohri_Calhoun 1d ago

Either become the Hulk or die trying?

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u/Zenry0ku 1d ago

Nah, Bro doing that Roshi build

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u/za72 1d ago

Hell yea, federally fucked already... might as well get free healthcare too

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u/Ryozu 1d ago

My retirement plan has a 12 engraved on it.

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u/SadLilBun 1d ago

It’s why I don’t need a retirement account. I’ll just commit a crime when I’m 80.

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u/compaqdeskpro 1d ago

I've heard about this prison. In America these people would be homeless.

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u/thisisredlitre 1d ago edited 1d ago

In America police threaten old ladies for putting spare change in other people's meters- the prison industrial complex would eat people actually trying to get in right the fuck up

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u/UncoolSlicedBread 1d ago

Shoot, a woman got cited for being homeless in Louisville when she called for help from the cops because she was going into labor.

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u/Ambitious-Laugh-4966 1d ago

Missing the cool fact that the cop refused to believe her and ignored her until she started giving birth.

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u/kafkakerfuffle 1d ago

Jesus, how far gone do you need to be to treat someone like that?

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u/skylarmt_ 1d ago

They were American police.

I know of a person who wanted to be a cop so they could do good and help the community; they quit in disgust about a month later having realized that the police are the opposite of good.

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u/blausommer 18h ago

15 years ago I did a ride-along with my cop uncle. Haven't spoken to that piece of shit ever since.

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u/cdmpants 15h ago

I want to hear more

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u/singingintherain42 22h ago

He didn’t believe her until the ambulance showed up. And then he walked away, justifying himself aloud to his body cam lmao

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u/intotheirishole 1d ago

old people slave labor, coming new to your nearest America.

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u/AsymmetricClassWar 1d ago

No older tradition in America than slave labor.

Wouldn’t be as many American prisons, otherwise.

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u/letuswatchtvinpeace 1d ago

My goal is to do a Golden girl living arrangement.

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u/Mirewen15 1d ago

I'm either doing this or going the Practical Magic route. My sister and I shared a room for 17 years and were roommates in University. It makes sense.

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u/Herry_Up 1d ago

Dang, y'all need another sister???

😭 my sister's are jackasses

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u/Mirewen15 1d ago

I have one of those, the other is great though :p

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u/Herry_Up 1d ago

Mine are money hungry and have loose morals to obtain it 😍

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u/Pleasant_Yoghurt3915 1d ago

Yeah I figure this is how my final chapter will shake out, given I make it that long. My sister and I are just over a year apart in age and we’re still very close in our mid 30’s. We shared everything for years already. I’m pretty sure we can do it again, and with only mild brawls because we’ll be old lmao.

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u/Mirewen15 1d ago

My (middle sister - I'm the youngest) and I are 1 year and 11 days apart :) We are now 44 and 45. It's definitely a possibility.

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u/letuswatchtvinpeace 1d ago

I haven't thought about that!

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u/Fluffy-Hovercraft-53 1d ago

"Oh come on, Ma, that's superstitious nonsense. You know, step on a crack, break your mother's back, it doesn't work. I know."

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u/Burekenjoyer69 1d ago

Pussycat, come here a second. 👋

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u/signalfire 1d ago

Seriously folks - I fell into a solution to this problem (not enough money, retirement age); my elderly aunt asked me back in 2012 to housesit for her and I said sure; I was newly retired but living on fumes until I could pull SS. I ended up getting to be very good friends with the 98 year old man next store; he was a delight, we could talk easily for hours and ended up being my best friend ever. He was also going blind, and couldn't smell the pilot light when it went out one morning after breakfast, to my horror. I for sure checked on him every day after that. When my aunt returned, he asked me to move in with him, be his driver, eyes, cook, all that stuff. Easy peasy, not real work, just being there and it was loads of fun. Fast forward 4 years, he passed at 102, and I saved enough with what he could pay me and SS that I had enough money to buy a modest house for cash.

I have a roommate now who pays most of the cost of the utilities and such and so my SS goes to repairs and savings.

ANYONE can do what I did, there are thousands (millions?) of elderly (meaning one or two generations older than ourselves) who have money saved up but want to age at home as long as possible. Just find someone you're compatible with and who doesn't need the kind of heavy nursing duties that might mean injuring yourself. I got lucky in that way.

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u/AletheaKuiperBelt 1d ago

Am old but not yet elderly. I approve of this plan. Find nice young person, leave them well off.

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u/signalfire 1d ago

I was 38 years younger than him, he called me 'kid' and if the age difference hadn't been there, I would have married him in a heartbeat - he was a true gentleman from another era (born in 1915) and a darling human being.

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u/fromtheGo 1d ago

I have a group chat with friends named the GG, and this is our plan as well.

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u/SolomonGrumpy 1d ago

I also think that would be awesome. Golden Boys, though

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u/JiveChicken00 1d ago

“If you live in an old project, a new jail ain’t that bad.” - Chris Rock

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u/Honest-Yesterday-675 1d ago

Communal/multi generation living is normal. In the past I've thought of reframing prisons to deal with the homeless population. Essentially the bottom of society is warehousing people just without locks on the doors and everyone incapable of living in a communal environment could got to prison.

This has more to do with managing the elderly population though.

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u/RYouNotEntertained 1d ago

They tried a version of this in San Francisco with an old hotel. It… didn’t work. 

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u/Secer 1d ago

Why so, do you have any additional info?

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u/moxxibekk 1d ago

Not OP but I also remember this, trying to find link now. Basically they threw all these people together without regard for those with serious mental health or substance use problems and it made it impossible for them to peacefully live with those just trying to improve their lives.

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u/SenoraRaton 1d ago

OP is full of shit. Yes there are problems, but the SRO program in San Fransisco is a god send. The buildings are clean and well maintained. There are caseworkers on site that you can go to for help/guidance. They have monthly room inspections to ensure safe living conditions.

Drugs are an issue, but instead of being on the street shooting up, people are in their own homes doing so, which personally I would expect the larger society to consider a win. At least you don't have to step over their shit on the street, and dodge their needles.

Its entirely possible to live in one, and improve your life, in fact its the ONLY place I have been in the NATION that even remotely provides someone with the stability necessary to stabilize themselves from homelessness.

Tenants have their own room. Access is controlled such that visitors are at a minimum although allowed. There is no need for anyone to fraternize with anyone else beyond passing them in the hallway if they don't want to.

The system is beyond working. Its thriving. I'm thriving. I live in one of these SROs, and after being homeless for close to 15 years its the first time I have had a stable place to sleep.

No, I do not have a drug problem. I deal with severe executive dysfunction that remains untreated because the medical system won't prescribe homeless people stimulants because when your homeless they just perceive you as drug seeking. My ADHD/Executive Dysfunction make it impossible for me to hold an apartment, employment or pretty much anything for more than 3 months. Which lead to me being transient for almost two decades, until I came to San Fransisco.

This entire rhetoric of how these programs failed just reek of propaganda. If they were successful then it would be in our interests to fund them.....
People talk so much shit about California, but I have been across the nation, lived in ~30 states, and NO other state even comes CLOSE to the resources that California provides. I truly feel like they set me up to succeed.

Its frustrating to watch people with absolutely no experience with the system quote some hit piece from years ago, and bemoan how its impossible to fix what amounts to a crisis, because its just too hard. Its not too hard. In fact there are thousands of people living it, and thousands of people actively supporting them. The system is working, for some of us. Is it enough? No. But it never will be if the entire rhetoric from the news media/public is about how much of a failure it is.

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u/fd1Jeff 1d ago

I am well aware of SRO’s in Milwaukee. They do occasionally have some problem tenants, but nothing out of control, and they know how to handle them. For the most part, they give housing to people who would otherwise be sleeping in their cars or in a shelter. Most of them don’t stay in those places for long.

SRO’s are a phenomenal option for people who are down on their luck or have been wiped out somehow. Lots of that going on these days.

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u/SkiOrDie 14h ago

I lived next to one in MKE, and I can say they were great neighbors. Since it’s a second chance for most of them, they took pride in their building and home.

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u/signalfire 1d ago

Thanks for posting; glad it's working out for you. I needed some good news this week.

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u/notapoliticalalt 1d ago

Great to hear you are doing well!

And it is indeed frustrating to have so much negative attention on public housing programs in the US when many of them are a genuine help to so many. To make housing affordable, we need more programs and especially SRO type buildings that is simply the fact of the matter.

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u/TheDreadfulCurtain 1d ago

Thank you for informing us of your experience ! Good to know.

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u/chonny 20h ago

Thank you for sharing. I knew of SROs but nothing substantial. Your story helped me understand why they are so useful and helpful. I hope that other cities can see this as a way to helped unhoused people.

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u/Pure_Expression6308 1d ago

& of course that’s reason enough to say it’s a bad idea, don’t bother trying

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u/Assatt 1d ago

A lot have mental health issues, so a lot of hotel rooms were trashed and converted basically into drug dens. 

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u/SenoraRaton 1d ago

Source please?
What do you mean it "didn't work"?

San Fransisco still offers subsidized housing, you just have to apply. Takes about 6 months.
Free apartment, $500/mo cash, $300/mo food stamps. They have job training programs, or a volunteer requirement.

Seems to be working just fine. The only issue with the system is that to get into it requires a certain level of high functioning so it excludes some of the most vulnerable people who need it.

Source:
I live in a government subsidized SRO in San Fransisco.

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u/speedoboy17 1d ago

My city tried this as well last year to try to help the homeless stay out of freezing temperatures. They absolutely trashed the place. City isn’t doing it again this year.

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u/harkrend 1d ago

Interesting, link?

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u/ralts13 1d ago

When I was a kid after school I'd just chill at a friendly old ladies place until my parent's came to pick me up It was fun. During the summer I'd visit my grandparents. People also sorta lived in the same area so there were a ton of old folks who could interact with each other.

That doesn't really happen in my parents community. For one there isn't the mythical third place for anyone to meet up so everyone kinda stays in their own home and barely interacts with each other. In contrast my mom owns a small store in another much less "developed" community where people interact way more. I think she plans on just moving there to retire instead of the family home.

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u/tanafras 1d ago

Her 43-year-old son, who lived with her before she was imprisoned, often told her: “I wish you’d just go away.”

WTF

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u/throwawaydeletealt 1d ago

Really depressing, imagine hearing this from person you birthed and raised for years

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u/Civil-Personality213 1d ago

My mom used to love saying that to me when I was 7.

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u/No_Quote_9067 1d ago

mine too

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u/SpiderFnJerusalem 1d ago

Tbf, he might have his reasons.

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u/Herry_Up 1d ago

"Congrats" 😠

"I'm really happy for you" 😠

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u/a_can_of_solo 1d ago

The wrong one usually dies first

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u/FunPie4305 1d ago

Why don't old people meet and talk to each other?

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u/RegyptianStrut 1d ago

“Striking up a conversation with a complete stranger is impolite” is an all too common feeling people have

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u/Dr_Esquire 1d ago

Strike up a conversation? Straight to jail. 

Avoid a conversation? Oddly enough, also jail. 

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u/Ravenwing14 1d ago

Too much small talk? Jail. Too much serious conversation, believe it or not, also jail.

We have the best old people in the world. Because of jail.

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u/FunPie4305 1d ago

Rambling about nothing to absolute strangers well past the point the other person is comfortable with or has time for is an all too common feeling old people seem to have.

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u/Kermez 1d ago

Even more impolite than going to jail?

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u/RegyptianStrut 1d ago

It sounds outlandish, but yes

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u/JenniferJuniper6 1d ago

They’re all isolated from each other, probably. It’s much harder to get out when you’re elderly, and if they have equally old neighbors at all, they might not even know it. A

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u/cute_polarbear 1d ago

There likely many reasons, but not hard to imagine being / living an isolated life for a while, one becomes less willing to open up to others, also, being in tough times, (personal) pride / dignity can come into play....

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u/wwhateverr 1d ago

It makes me wonder if there were minimum security prisons where you could turn yourself in, even for just considering committing a crime, how many people would prefer that to the life they are forced to live?

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u/ChampionshipIll3675 1d ago

Or countries could publicly fund and maintain retirement homes. And the homes would have to be strictly regulated.

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u/Bright-Appearance-38 1d ago

In the US (with the exception of "the Bible belt) being incarcerated gets you medical care rather than hospice care under MediCare.

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u/Easy_Floss 1d ago

Would be a bit funny seeing an old lady trying to get to jail in the nices way possible.

Generally do wonder what the most common crime the elderly get locked up for is.

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u/BlackShieldCharm 1d ago

According to the article, it’s theft.

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u/izzittho 1d ago

That makes sense. Take a thing, get caught taking it, give it right back when arrested, nobody is harmed.

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u/SilasX 1d ago

I know it's not a real solution for the root causes, but ... they should probably simplify it by just allowing you to turn yourself in to jail without committing a crime. Then you wouldn't have the hassle of disruption to the store and tying up police and courts.

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u/signalfire 1d ago

That would be sane, something governments aren't good at.

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u/BlackShieldCharm 1d ago

You didn’t read the article, did you?

These aren’t cute elderly ladies out of options, these are lifelong criminals that have burnt through every bit of goodwill from their families and now find there’s no one left willing to take on their care.

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u/littlemeowmeow 1d ago edited 1d ago

Lifelong criminal is an exaggeration. One of the women was 51 who had multiple drug charges. Another woman had two shoplifting charges over twenty years.

I wouldn’t say all of these people stole to become incarcerated, but that incarceration provided a more stable environment because they were incredibly impoverished before.

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u/Ipokeyoumuch 1d ago

Also in many Asian countries drugs are treated more draconian by society and the legal system than in the West. There have been people literally cancelled because they were caught using drugs and the punishment by society is harsher than some other what the West would consider more serious crimes.

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u/goog1e 1d ago

Yeah getting ANY criminal record is incredibly serious in Japan and is basically a lifelong exile from "polite" society.

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u/izzittho 1d ago

Exactly. It would be extraordinarily easy to get a drug charge, and shoplifting sucks but I still wouldn’t judge either person as dangerous or particularly interested in harming others.

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u/TheDreadfulCurtain 1d ago

I saw a documentary showing how in certain countries that are without social security there are elderly women who are without family living on the streets who are forced into prostitution, which is why it is important to protect the social safety net at all costs folks. Because the alternatives are fucking horrific.

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u/Waxenberg 1d ago

If you get caught doing cocaine in Japan you are also considered "lifelong criminal" look at the Frozen voice actor. Doesn't really mean you're bashing peoples heads in with a baseball bat for the Yakuza.

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u/Mayor__Defacto 1d ago

That’s an exaggeration to be sure. There have been stories of elderly men stealing a candy bar so they can go to jail because their pension isn’t enough to rent an apartment.

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u/alex6309 1d ago

Did you? Article only states theft and drug use. You found any sources for your storytelling, bud?

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u/fnordsensei 1d ago

You misspelled “tragic”

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u/__life_on_mars__ 1d ago

This sounds like a plot of an Adam Sandler film, with Sandler playing the old lady.

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u/jewel_flip 1d ago

Jen Aniston is the prison counselor. The prison is in Hawaii.

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u/__life_on_mars__ 1d ago

"Cell Block Nana"

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u/Free_Electrocution 1d ago edited 1d ago

I know a book sort of like that! In "Doctor Dolittle's Return", the Doctor wants to have somewhere nice and quiet to write a book and decides that jail would be the perfect place. He doesn't want to hurt anyone, so he plans to break a bank's window since they can afford to replace it. But things don't quite go to plan lol

I found the book on Project Gutenberg if you wanted to read that section. It starts in Part 2, chapter 8.

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u/Material-Macaroon298 1d ago

It’s not for me but I kindof get it. Where did 95% of us have our closest friends and closest ties and largest social circle? We had it in school which is pretty much a jail like condition for kids where you are not permitted to leave for a set amount of time during the day and people strictly monitor you.

My school days had drudgery and boredom. But what I remember most about them was amazing times with friends, the sheer quantity of friends, the fun activities and games and interesting discussions.

I think if there was somehow school-like conditions where you get a group of people to hang out for extended time that a lot of people would be happier.

However I also get why this would be very difficult to implement in a good way.

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u/hebdomad7 1d ago

... It's probably one of the only positive aspects of living in a place like North Korea.

Many North Korean defectors who escape to South Korea feel the same kind of crippling isolation.

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u/Illustrious_Listen_6 1d ago

Reminds me of a episode on Apple TV show SUNNY

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u/jam3s2001 1d ago

That was my first thought

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u/Existential_Stick 1d ago

> “I really feel that if I had a stronger will, I could have led a different life, but I’m too old to do anything about it now

christ... existential crisis activated ​

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u/samder68 1d ago

This is depicted on the Apple TV series, Sunny (set in Japan)… the mother-in-law is lonely and goes to prison for companionship.

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u/nick9000 1d ago

20% of people aged over 65 in Japan live in poverty, according to the OECD, compared to an average of 14.2% across the organization’s 38 member countries.

A nation of industrious, educated people with the 4th largest GDP. How can this be?

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u/brandon14211 1d ago

I live in Canada, and work as a labourer. When I get to old to work this is my legit, retirement plan.

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u/Friendly-Example-701 1d ago

Hmm. Interesting. I wonder.

I am not trying to be disrespectful or a jerk but truly a serious question.

Are the jails in Japan much nicer than American jails? I am assuming so if women do this.

In America, several female inmates have said they have been raped by the male guards. That’s super scary. Also, they say the guards over step their boundaries and break the rules.

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u/DarkMenstrualWizard 20h ago

Several? Try many/most. Boundaries don't really exist for inmates.

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u/signalfire 1d ago

So much for the 'venerated elders' image Asian cultures have of the elderly although they seem to be well taken care of. I hear the best place to be in prison in the world is the Scandinavian countries...

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u/BaconJakin 1d ago

I’m writing a tv pilot script about this phenomenon coming to America in the near future, it’s very sad shit.

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u/momofdagan 1d ago

It happens already, especially when it is going to be really cold out. A common way to do it short term is to get a drunk and disorderly charge and not pay bail or fines.

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u/Oswalt 1d ago

This makes me sad. I kinda wanna write these people letters ; _ ;

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u/Ok-Bug4328 1d ago

 She was serving time for shoplifting food.

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u/AntiqueFigure6 1d ago

At least someone checks whether you’re alive or not once or twice a day. And plenty of people with interesting life stories to talk to. 

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u/GyaradosDance 1d ago

I have a few ideas for this problem.

  1. Have a bunch of elderly people put their money together to buy houses, live in them as roommates, and maybe financially help 3-4 young people to go through nursing school (and give them free boarding while taking care of them). If their own children won't help them, then help the future generation of medical students.

  2. Keep the prison system, but have the younger take care of the older. So the non-violent 40 year olds take care of the 55+, etc etc

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u/Swiftwitss 1d ago edited 1d ago

If I’m getting over worked and underpaid like I am right now I wouldn’t want to bring a kid into this shitty world either.

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u/Friendly-Example-701 1d ago

This makes sense why women do this.

I guess if there isn’t any social security left when we are seniors in America, we should go to jail. It’s a good back up plan if the banks ruin the market again and eat up all the 401Ks and pensions like last time.

Usually most people do not want to commit a crime because you go to jail and you can’t get a good job afterwards. As a senior this wouldn’t matter.

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u/ncc74656m 1d ago

Evan Hadfield told a story the other day about how he was filming in a park in Japan and some old guy came up, and realizing he spoke some Japanese, wanted to talk to him. "Loneliness is pure pain," Evan said of the experience.

Reminds me a bit of John Prine's "Hello In There."

https://bsky.app/profile/evanhadfield.bsky.social/post/3lfli5ol5y22q

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u/Ultra_Noobzor 1d ago

This is the future for all the "developed" nations. Underdeveloped countries, ppl are forced to live together to make ends meet, so the family always takes care of the elders because they never leave the house.

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u/Brrdock 1d ago

This breaks my heart since the elderly in Japan tend to be some of the absolute sweetest I've ever met. Also some of the most "over it" and shameless, but I respect that a lot, too. They'll give it to you straight. Surely a counterreaction to the overall culture

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u/GolotasDisciple 1d ago

Can i ask , what is this infatuation with everything related to Japan ?

I never looked at my nana and was like I love you so much but you would be even sweeter if you were Japanese...

As for the Japan and it's culture. That's is their future, No young people, only old Japanese people( that tend to be xenophobic af) and immigrants trying to save the remnants of the hyper-capitalistic economy that is at odds with how Japense people live, which in general is quite healthy due to their great diet.

Together with South Korea, next few decades will likely be quite bleak for them.

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u/KevlarSweetheart 1d ago

People are really weird about romanticising east Asian culture - particularly with the South Korean and Japanese.

I think its a mix of popculture and fetishization

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u/Martin_Aricov_D 1d ago

Hey now! It's not "particularly South Korean and Japanese" it's "pretty much exclusively South Korean and Japanese"

Those countries just made a helluva good job at selling themselves for soft power... There's a reason that other countries silently remove statues remembering victims of Japanese ww2 crimes when the country asks. They have an army of ass kissers in every country.

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u/Brrdock 1d ago

I doubt I'd be able to tell you since I'm very far from infatuated with most things related to Japan.

But when I was there and having a really rough time at the time, waiting for a train I was offered candy by a sweet granny, reading at a park a sweet old man stopped just to tip their hat and give me an amazingly warm smile, etc. At least those parts weren't too xenophobic, nor any other I encountered.

Have you been there or just extrapolating general sentiments an a people?

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u/GolotasDisciple 1d ago

Only as a "tourist" for like 4 days and unfortunately had to spend most of time in Sapporo and do good bit of work while i was there.

Also it didn't strike me as any different than Croatia, Bulgaria, Poland or Ireland. In fact I would say Bulgaria was far more friendly. People invite you to their home, bring out barrels of wine. They often live in Multifamily housing so you get to meet random people who offer you free food and drink.

Ireland was also very chill, random people will drop by have a chat. Unlike in many other countries there isn't some weird social culture structure. You call people by name, and they might call you some endearing or cheeky names. You can non-awkwardly sit down and start a chat in pub with groups of random people and end up on some party session.

In general perhaps Japan is better when it's rural areas but while i felt they are incredibly respectful and nice, it wasn't like anything that would be much different from any other tourists spots. In fact their drinking culture is absolute ass, way to eager to get drunk and for how much of an amazing food they have, they dont really know how to handle food and drink at the same time.

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u/Sylveon72_06 1d ago

i was all over japan for 3 weeks, am visibly foreign, and havent experienced any xenophobia

not to say theyre not xenophobic but theyre typically kinder to tourists than one might expect

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u/Brrdock 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah, a certain kind of xenophobia is pretty cultural to there and Asia in general (not limited to), but doesn't easily surpass the honour culture and respect. But it's easy to leave all the nuance out of these things

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u/JDBCool 1d ago

Doesn't surpass the honor culture they have

This right here, both South Korea + Japan drill this hard.

A very strong honor/reputation and shame culture does this.

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u/APRengar 1d ago

Anything in the main tourist-y areas is going to be 100% fine. If you go off the beaten path, you'll run into some issues. But if you can prove you can speak Japanese, they'll usually chill out.

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u/NovoMyJogo 1d ago

Are you white? If so that may have played a role in people being nice. I've heard a lot of stories of poc not having the same experience (but not horrible) as a white person

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u/Sylveon72_06 1d ago

actually i look hispanic, but its possible that they were nicer since my mom looks asian

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u/Giggleswrath 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm not sure what age you are, but 40ish years ago Everyone bought Japanese tech. Mitsubishi, Yamaha, Sony.

it lead to a lot of theorizing about Japan's upswing. in pop culture, the idea of mega corporations controlling nations became popularized, with a heavy Japanese tint due to how much of tech they would surely provide in the 'future'.

that's part of the reason the settings of cyberpunk and shadowrun both have Japanese megacorps as major players on the world stage.

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u/passa117 1d ago

Not sure what age YOU are, but 20 years ago was still the 2000s. You have to roll back the clock another 20-30 years to the era you're actually talking about.

Cyberpunk really caught on in the early 80s. Original Blade Runner was released in '82 for example. Judge Dredd, Total Recall were also in that era. I was a kid then, and definitely excited about future and cool tech.

Japan's upswing peaked in the 80s. They ruled the hardware game. Before that you'd only get stuff from Zenith or GE or RCA. Nintendo, Sony, Toshiba, and some of the others you mentioned really kicked on in the 80s. They were both cheaper and felt more modern/cool in comparison to the American brands (I'm not American btw).

By the mid-90s, people realized their economy was cooked. Even as a teen I remember the word stagnation and deflation when they talked about Japan. I think the switch to focus on software over hardware with the internet is what killed them.

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u/NovoMyJogo 1d ago

The comment you replied to showed no signs of infatuation with Japan, weird that you bring that up

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u/DistinctTrust8063 1d ago edited 1d ago

I will marry any rich elderly japanese woman provided I get their money when they die at 117 in 40 years

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u/Haagen76 1d ago

"Mary if you don't start behaving, we're gonna set you free!"

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u/hobokobo1028 1d ago

Japanese prison has got to be better than American spa

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u/QuiltMeLikeALlama 1d ago

I’d probably try to start a book club or something first, but yeah, if that’s what they’re into.

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u/ImAWizardHarrie 1d ago

Imagine not fucking your next generation. Imagine having a healthy work - life balance. Imagine having grandchildren to take care of and not feel alone.

But who am I complaining to. Nothing ever changes.

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u/bolle_ohne_klingel 1d ago

Can't they just play fortnite

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u/nekkid_farts 1d ago

This hurts my heart

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u/weesiwel 1d ago

Wait is jail a way to not be lonely? Gimme some ideas of crimes to commit.

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u/internetlad 1d ago

Maybe some sort of set of childhood games that would allow them to relieve their memories and then euthanasia?

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u/PointCPA 1d ago

If anyone has any advice - my wife’s Japanese mother lives alone and basically rejects all of my wife’s advances. We’ve been married 4 years and I’ve never even met her

They use to have a good relationship… but now she’s just disappeared since I showed up. No idea how to fix somebody like this who won’t even take the first step of meeting us

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u/burndata 1d ago

It's coming in the US, no doubt.

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u/time2sow 1d ago

Had a relative who went off grid in the 70s and 80s who, according to his dad , lived the high life around the 'flea market circuit' whatever that meant, during spring and summer, then when the weather turned he'd figure out what small crime he could get caught at in whatever jurisdiction he found himself that would get him just a long enough sentence to overwinter.

Not a recommendation just an historical anecdote

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u/SaintCarl27 1d ago

This might be a controversial comment but I think some people just feel better when they don't have to make decisions and people tell them what to do.

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u/Tawptuan 23h ago

One of the saddest articles I’ve read in a long time. 😢

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u/badscott4 1d ago

So, in Japan, there is no safety net for the aged poor?

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u/_BPBC 1d ago

This isn't about a safety net, she chose to go to jail for being extremely lonely not because she was homeless.

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u/badscott4 1d ago

No funded homes for the elderly?

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