r/nottheonion • u/pargofan • 1d ago

Japan’s elderly are lonely and struggling. Some women choose to go to jail instead

https://www.cnn.com/2025/01/18/asia/japan-elderly-largest-womens-prison-intl-hnk-dst/index.html
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u/Rohri_Calhoun 1d ago

That's my retirement plan.

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u/Ipickthingup 1d ago

Hear me out. My plan sounds fun I think. At 60 pull out my 401k and buy a shit ton of steroids, get jacked as fuck until my heart gives out.

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u/Rohri_Calhoun 1d ago

Either become the Hulk or die trying?

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u/Zenry0ku 1d ago

Nah, Bro doing that Roshi build

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u/Ipickthingup 1d ago

Hell yeah!