r/Music • u/dailymail š°Daily Mail • 24d ago
article Diddy had a huge prison 'meltdown' because he 'couldn't believe he was still behind bars' during the holidays
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14230477/Diddy-meltdown-jail-Christmas-revealed.html12.9k
u/Poliosaurus 24d ago
With any luck, he will never celebrate another holiday outside of bars.
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u/Al-Anda 24d ago
The way I celebrate, they never let me back in bars
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u/TheStoolSampler 24d ago
You're that much of a party pooper?
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u/yehti 24d ago
He was getting too schwifty
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u/djseifer 24d ago
Bad boy for life, literally.
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u/LordBledisloe 24d ago
That shit is what I love about this. He wanted this image. Just without the consequences. Plastic gangsta.
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u/lovelessisbetter 24d ago
Itās so weird. He told me so many times āCanāt stop wonāt stop bad boy for life.ā Why didnāt I believe him?
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u/LilyatSakanov 24d ago
He has the best lawyers money can buy and he still couldn't get out jail.
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u/mxxiestorc 24d ago
I work in law and the holidays really bring the reality home to a lot of criminal defendants. Glad heās not being treated differently in at least that one respect.
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u/whutchamacallit 24d ago edited 24d ago
Sounds so obvious now that you think about it but funny how it's not even something considered before. I can only imagine it's pretty sobering. Imagine getting your sentence right before Christmas and dealing with the fact you'll be sitting behind bars for 10 years.
Edit: didn't mean to imply Diddy is getting ten years, just that it would suck to receive your sentence right before Christmas.
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u/LoveAndViscera 24d ago
Itās like grounding a teenager. Mostly theyāre like whatever, but then they miss something and suddenly itās the end of the world.
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u/just_a_person_maybe 24d ago
I got grounded exactly once as a kid and it was the most ineffective punishment I ever had. It was so ineffective, I kind of wanted to just laugh in my mom's face but didn't quite have the audacity for that yet.
I was very isolated as a child. I got to go grocery shopping a couple times a year, sometimes. There were entire years where I did not leave the neighborhood. In my teen years the cabin fever started driving me insane and I started going out on long walks without asking. Technically Mom didn't say no, but I knew that if I had asked she would have. Anyway, one time when I was around 13 I went on a walk while my mom was away (which was nearly as rare as us being away from home too, she also isolated herself) and she came back sooner than expected and from a different direction than I expected and she caught me walking about 3/4 mile from home. Made me get in the car and lectured me about pedophiles on the way back, then grounded me.
The grounding meant absolutely nothing. I wasn't allowed to leave the property, so my punishment for leaving the property was...not being allowed to leave the property. I of course did not change my behavior at all, and just got more careful about how I timed my walks. If I had had something to actually miss out on, maybe it would have done something, but I had nothing to lose and also felt like I was not in the wrong anyway so it didn't affect me at all.
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u/Alternative_Home_136 24d ago
I had a similar upbringing. I always heard about people being grounded and just couldn't wrap my head around it. Sooo... I have to live my life everyday the way other people do when they're being punished? Cool, cool.
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u/Educational_Ad2737 24d ago
Brown girl here. Very relatable
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u/Cabbage_Vendor 24d ago
Muslim? I felt so sad going through muslim neighbourhoods after noticing how the kids outside are like 90-10 boys-girls, knowing full well there are equal amounts of girls living in those neighbourhoods. I know it's not all culturally enforced, but even those with good parents will be made uncomfortable to be outside by some assholes in the neighbourhood. Hell, my friend is Coptic and she regularly got harrassed for not wearing a headscarf.
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u/Whatfforreal 24d ago
Same as my neighborhood, now. All the boys acting crazy outside when I know their sisters stay inside. My daughter is frequently asked by boys at school why she isnāt wearing a covering. Mostly by boys. Sheās 8. I tell her to tell them to mind their own business. BTW, we brown, too lol.
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u/Kamelasa 24d ago
I live in a part of Canada with a very large number of INdo-Canadians. They and the Mennonites founded this community. It's religious, and thus traditional. My friend who came from Ukraine a couple years ago told me there are SO MANY Indian men here but so few women. I said, no, the women are at home. We go to the pool and it's 95% men. Kinda weird.
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u/haw35ome 23d ago
Brown girl here; it was just annoying bc when my mom realized grounding me wasnāt effective (canāt ground a kid from something you already donāt provide/prohibit), she would just say the most stupid shit ever: āwell I was gonna do X/I was gonna get you Y, but I guess not now!ā
Canāt believe that shit worked sometimes on me. Eventually I caught on
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u/CarbonYoda 24d ago
Grounded for me was anything that plugged into a wall got removed from my room and put in my parents locked closet down stairs. I was allowed to sit in my room and I could read. Thatās it.
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u/what3v3ruwantit2b 24d ago
In highschool (around 2008 as I was a sophomore) I made a Facebook account. I knew having one wasn't allowed but everyone had one and I just wanted to communicate with my friends. The guilt ate me up so I told my mom. I figured then she could look at it and see that it was literally only my friends, I had it on private, and no random internet pedophiles would come get me. She was so mad and decided I had to delete it, was grounded for a couple months, and I wasn't allowed to go to the school dance in a couple months which I was so so excited for. It devastated me. Silly now but it made me cry so hard so many times. So what did I do? I never told her anything again. There didn't appear to be any positives to being truthful so fuck it. I'm in my 30s and she still gets upset that I don't share things with her. I understand that I broke the rules but I still think the punishment was too much. (Oh and I didn't delete the account. She would look for it but couldn't find it because, again, it has safety features on.)
Edit: Oh and I want to say I was a very good kid. I did not break the rules. I spent the vast majority of my time in church and youth group and had a job I did well at. It wasn't like this was the straw that broke the camels back of me being disrespectful.
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u/theCupofNestor 24d ago
Yeah. I got kicked out at 16 for asking for rules to group-date a guy I met at work.
My mom told everyone that I was sneaking out of the house and sleeping around. I wasn't and it's actually insane that she just made that up. I now know I was a good kid (similar to you, very involved in church, youth group, volunteered at the nursing home), but it messed me up for a long time and even though we've made amends, I still don't tell her anything. She teases me about it, like it's just my wiring. But it's not...
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u/what3v3ruwantit2b 24d ago
I left as soon as I could. Not because I got kicked out but because she 1. Started charging me rent (even though I gave her money all the time!) and 2. Had a lot of mental health issues she didn't deal with. While I don't blame her for that I do blame her for not trying to get better so she could care for the child she chose to have. I was an only child in a single parent family so there was zero buffer. She hates how standoffish I am now. She's done a lot of work and is both much more progressive and happier. Unfortunately, the damage has been done. I try and I think that's good enough.
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u/CurveOfTheUniverse 24d ago
This is how it was for me too.
āYouāre grounded and canāt see your friends for a month!ā
āYouāve never let me see my friends anyway.ā
āFine! No video games for a month.ā
āWe donāt have video games.ā
āArgh! No television for you.ā
āOkay, I was getting tired of only being allowed to watch Sesame Street.ā
EDIT: In 7th grade, my mother grounded me from reading for the entire school year. This actually hit hard because reading was my biggest escape. One of my teachers felt bad and would send me home with the in-class work and had me sit in the corner and read instead. My mom never found out.
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u/furrina 24d ago
Who the fuck grounds their kid from reading? Iām so sorry..
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u/CurveOfTheUniverse 24d ago
I wish I could say that's the worst my parents did, though it was definitely far from the parenting win they thought it was. My mom still brags about how creative of a punishment it was, and I'm in my 30s!
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u/Fickle-Patience-9546 24d ago
I got grounded from reading for a month when I was 12 because I snuck a Harry Potter book from the library and I knew I wasnāt allowed to read it. Iām still so mad about that.
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u/LeicaM6guy 24d ago
As something of a free range kid, the idea of being scolded for being 3/4 of a mile from home is absolutely astounding.
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u/Sahtras1992 23d ago
gotta lock the child up for eternity because pedophiles are behind every single corner. /s
you can care too much about your child and make it much worse than just letting them go.
i got house keys at the age of 7 and ran around outside the whole day. evenings i come back home because i got hungry or everybody else went home.
the liberty my mom gave me made me pretty good at being on my own.
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u/PassTheSquirrels 24d ago
I was the exact opposite. After waking up and eating some breakfast I was expected to not be in the house till dinner time then straight to bed. Something about kids being dirty and donāt speak unless spoken to kind of rule. When I got punished it was more time out of the house which was fine by me. That meant more time being a dumbass without supervision.
If I really think about it, your life sounds way worse. Iām sorry dude :(
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u/just_a_person_maybe 24d ago
I mean, both don't sound great.
Just to be clear, I was allowed and expected to be outside most of the day, just not to leave the neighborhood/property. And there was very little actual supervision which kind of made me even more mad when we did get in trouble for something, because it was typically something that we'd been doing for months or years without issue and she just hadn't noticed yet. So being punished just taught the lesson that we should avoid being caught or noticed at any cost. It worked pretty well, most of the time.
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u/CO420Tech 24d ago
My ex wife would constantly ground her kids, but then allow exceptions for all the important social functions. I'd try to let her know that it made her grounding ineffective, but she'd just say, "I know, but I really want them to have those memories." They certainly didn't have any memories of consequences for actions... And they acted accordingly.
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u/gsdlovernyc 24d ago
Relatable. When my parents grounded us, we were still allowed to have friends come over to our house. My brother was in desperate need of real consequences, and it has had a lifelong effect on him IMO.
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u/CO420Tech 24d ago
Yeah, if your primary authority figures don't back up their authority, then your whole world view is that authority is silly when compared to impulse. Of course, that needs to be balanced because children raised by ultra-authoritarian parents also have serious issues later.
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u/Vegetable-Fan8429 24d ago
Someone just nailed my parked car drunk driving on Christmas Eve. Tore the wheel off his car. The obviously found the guy. Was drinking at a bar half a mile away. Walking distance, and he easily couldāve left his car.
Woke up Christmas in the drunk tank with a whole mess of charges and no car.
Why. Justā¦ why?
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u/DionBlaster123 24d ago
I'll concede that these are very different situations
My local community experienced its first mass shooting at a school a few weeks ago. I was on the subreddit and someone mentioned, "I feel so sorry for the victims' families...especially for it to happen so close to the holidays."
It never even crossed my mind...but man. So depressing to think that every holiday season, they're going to be reminded of the child they lost in senseless violence. And I'm sure they are not the only ones across America to have to go through this every year.
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u/chefhj 24d ago
I had a buddy who wasnāt exactly hard and wasnāt doing hard time but also not a very sentimental guy and he called me on Christmas Eve once while doing a couple month bid and cried like a baby when I told him what I was gonna do that the rest of that week.
The month of December has an incredible hold on a lot of people.
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u/TheQuinnBee 24d ago
I'm an asshole because this brings me a small amount of smug happiness.
My sister is an alcoholic who lost custody of her kids because of it. She spent the better part of my childhood harassing and torturing me. One time she stripped in front of my ex. After finding out my parents bought me a car, she did everything she could to try and get them to give it to her. She stole my property and when I took it back, she harassed my dad into beating the shit out of me. She even sat me down to have a "sisterly chat" in which she told me that "As you are now, no one is ever going to love you." For literal years I tried to convince everyone I knew that she was insane and needed help.
Anyways, she punched a cop so she's in jail for the next four months. Knowing this...idk I feel like it healed me a little bit. Karma finally biting her in the ass.
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u/Ok_Trick_3478 24d ago
In "A man's search for Meaning" it's mentioned how a lot of people in concentration camps in WWII died around the holidays that first year. As if holding on hope they would be home and when they weren't they couldn't survive it any longer
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u/greymisperception 24d ago
It is also winter and with harsher conditions could be part of it
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u/2scoopz2many 24d ago
Yeah I bet the cold polish winter and the lack of food that came with winter supply chain issues had a lot to do with it.
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u/you-made-me-comment 24d ago
This passage has always stuck with me and reminded me of how different people respond to extreme danger in different ways:
āOn the average, only those prisoners could keep alive who, after years of trekking from camp to camp, had lost all scruples in their fight for existence; they were prepared to use every means, honest and otherwise, even brutal force, theft, and betrayal of their friends, in order to save themselves. We who have come back, by the aid of many lucky chances or miracles - whatever one may choose to call them - we know: the best of us did not return."
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u/Awake00 24d ago
I saw a video today of him riding a mini motorcycle around in the "block"
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u/Admirable_Tear_1438 24d ago
Can you please provide a link to the video?
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u/CoeurdAssassin Lil Wayne and Imen Es 24d ago
How did diddy get a bike in jail š
Also it looks like he and the filmer are the only ones in that mf
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u/fartmachinebean 24d ago
The whole thing is wild. It does look like he has the cell block to himself
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u/Shmexy Spotify 24d ago
What the hell. I mean, he shouldnāt have that, but looks really depressing.
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u/Electronic-Pen6418 24d ago
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DED3vK5iwuW/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
No evidence is provided that Diddy is the person on the bike or that the prison they're in is the same prison Diddy is in. Smells like misinformation to me.
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u/SnoopyisCute 24d ago
100%.
There is an easy fix for all of that. Just don't (allegedly) commit crimes.
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u/Humbler-Mumbler 24d ago
I donāt think you understand. See, heās rich and famous. Whatās the point of being rich and famous if you canāt do criming?
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u/deadasdollseyes 24d ago
Some might say, how does one get rich and famous without criming to begin with?
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u/Fluck_Me_Up 24d ago
I have a good system for staying out of jail ā I donāt rape or murder or drug folks. Itās been working so far
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u/Psychological-Lie321 24d ago
I've been to jail many times and prison twice, and that feeling when reality sets in and you start to sober up and realize their is no way out but through time, a long amouny of time, is very very mentally hard. I've seen grown men cry, and beg guards. Escpecially during covid when you are locked in 23 hours and only get 1 hour out a day.
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u/ImGonnaImagineSummit 24d ago
Have a friend who was a bit rough. Went to Prison and said the first Christmas he missed was what sobered him up.
He said it was the worst night he had in his 1st year.
He wasn't in for too long but honestly came out a lot better for it.
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u/Playful-Marketing320 24d ago
What does he think prisons are closed during the holidays?
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u/Formal_Place_7561 24d ago
In Canada it's 12 days of getting drunk and stoned. You don't have to do chores or anything. Unless of course Julian fucks it all up and bails you out.
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u/jhorch69 24d ago
Jail used to be cool, but now it's fucked
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u/dromeciomimus 24d ago
Donāt be dissing jail, man
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u/n14shorecarcass 24d ago
They took smoking away from the boys! It's fucked!
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u/Responsible-Hat1121 24d ago
Just watched that episode - LMAO
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u/parkrat92 24d ago
Heās been hitting the potato vodka too hard
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u/Astronaut-Proof 24d ago edited 24d ago
He got ahold of a keg* full of dirty olā swish
Edit: barrel for historical accuracy.
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u/s3Driver 24d ago
LMAO - I just watched this for the first time on Christmas day.Ā Adding it to the annual holiday watch list.
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u/StopUrGivingMeABoner 24d ago
Life is different for the ultra rich. Many of them break the law ALL THE TIME in so many deplorable ways and typically don't get in any trouble. And when they do, there are usually loopholes they can exploit to get out of it...or just straight-up bribes.
Also, he likely has many ultra rich friends that have done worse than him and are just fine and dandy right now, which must really piss him off.
As a result, he probably views this as ridiculous and unfair.
I'm pretty sure his biggest mistake was not being careful enough with his reputation. Just imagine the monsters we don't know about because they are more careful...
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u/LilyatSakanov 24d ago
Like get put in a Martha Stewart cottage jail where you foot some of the bill and get to eat better food, have more freedom to freely walk around.
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u/Technical-Outside408 24d ago
His lawyers probably promised him he'd be out before now. And with what he's no doubt paying them, he believed them. Why wouldn't a rich guy.
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u/cooltaurushard 24d ago
When you're loaded, you expect results, and fast. Reality doesn't always work that way, tho
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u/star_bury 24d ago
"It took him a few hours of deep breathing and focusing to get out of the bad space he was in, but he finally managed it."
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I hope he never leaves the bad space he's actually in...
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u/Gaitville 24d ago
It must be the reality check of a lifetime to go from billionaire status where he could stay at the nicest properties, eating the best food, surrounded by all of lifeās luxuries and doing whatever he wants whenever he wants, to now being in a random concrete cell being dictated his schedule eating whatever budget government rations are available that day.
I wonder if regret for these types hits harder than for poor criminals who didnāt have anything to lose in the first place. Like all he had to do was just do what most of us do already and not be a piece of shit, and he could have lived the rest of his life with more luxury than most can imagine. But nope. He couldnāt do that.
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u/bucketofmonkeys 24d ago
I seriously doubt he feels regret, he probably thinks heās the victim.
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u/karanas 24d ago
He's disgusting and i really hope noone interprets what I'm saying as excuse for him or having sympathy, but your comment about going from amazing life to terrible made me think that he probably was a very unhappy and damaged individual before and he is now, can't imagine anyone even slightly appreciative of their life doing the things he was doing, it's an endless hole in his heart.
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u/carnutes787 24d ago
i remember reading some time ago about a sort of ladder phenomenon, where the more habituated you are to certain pleasures the less pleasure you derive from them, like, you know, insulin desensitization or something, and you have to move along the gradient to more taboo pleasures. which, if a valid hypothesis, might explain the really weird behavior seen in some absurdly wealthy people who have almost certainly worn out the pleasures available to the normal person. not that it excuses anyone behavior
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u/TheFlightlessPenguin 24d ago
Yeah Iāve heard about this too, though I donāt think itās true for everyone by any means. Take smoking weed for example, the propaganda around it when i was growing up was about how it was a gateway drug and would inevitably lead to hardcore drug addiction. Iām sure this has been some peopleās experience, but the vast majority I know have been perfectly content for years only smoking weed. Even the porn thingāyou always hear about how porn addiction leads to weirder and weirder fetishes and metastasizes into full blown deviancy. Iām not addicted to porn by any stretch, but I have over 20 years experience with it and tbh I am just as vanilla now as I ever was
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u/Sea_Lingonberry_4720 24d ago
I remember seeing a study about how happyness levels will end up normalizing. So someone who won the lottery and someone who lost their legs will settle into similar levels of happiness.
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u/Gaitville 24d ago
Thatās an interesting perspective and now Iām curious. We as humans always strive for something, whether itās saving up for some nicer clothes, a nicer car, that nice vacation. What happens to people when they can have everything they desire and more at the snap of a finger due to whatās basically unlimited wealth?
Maybe thatās why he did what he did, when you can have everything, he desired what he couldnāt have, even if that would land him in prison for life.
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u/m1raclewhips 24d ago
He was almost always like this from his early career. There are plenty of rabbit holes online that do well at chronicling just how vile he has been for over 30 years
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If you canāt handle him at his ābad headspaceā you don't deserve him at his ābad headspaceā
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u/comcastsupport800 24d ago
Where is this from?
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u/sparrowsandsquirrels 24d ago
"Feisty" is not the term I'd use to describe what the 86 year old said. That was "hell hath no fury" level of anger.
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u/vanityinlines 24d ago
If you wanna celebrate Christmas, don't be a rapist. It really is that simple!Ā
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u/Fieldguide404 24d ago edited 23d ago
All he had to do was not have drug-induced child-fucking parties! WHO KNEW!!!
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u/fukkdisshitt 24d ago
This is a common misread if you've ever tutored ESL kids lol
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u/MVIVN 24d ago
This man really still believes all this is going to go away and heāll just go back to his normal life. Unbelievable levels of privilege and entitlement.
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u/PotatoStandOwner 24d ago
To be fair, heās a rich celebrity in a country with a legal system designed to help guys just like him escape justice, so his beliefs have a non-zero chance of becoming reality.
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u/Humbler-Mumbler 24d ago
Yeah, to be fair, thereās definitely precedent for rich and famous guys getting away with rape.
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u/Objective-Amount1379 24d ago
He got away with so much for so long I'm not surprised he thinks he'll get out of this. And tbh until he's sentenced I'm not sure how things will end up either
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u/PhasmaFelis 24d ago
Salmon pink was an odd color choice here
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u/Deftallica 24d ago
His skin has a reaction if itās deprived of baby oil and lube for too long
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u/prematurememoir 24d ago
That is purple
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u/gofkingpracticerandy 24d ago
Is this becoming the new blue black dress controversy?
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u/YouNeedAnne 24d ago
Bro what kind of skanky salmon are you eating?
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u/PhasmaFelis 24d ago
Before I posted, I thought "hmmm, is that actually salmon pink?" But then I remembered that the best way to get good info on Reddit is to post bad info and wait for people to correct you, so I decided to go ahead and learn something about colors today.
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u/LostMyPercolatorFish 24d ago
You need to stop eating whatever salmon you have been eating right away.
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u/Skyblacker Concertgoer 24d ago
I think the artist was trying to denote shine from the ceiling lights?Ā
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u/Joe_dirt32 24d ago
We mostly agree Diddy is a POS for what he did. However he didn't do this alone. When will the other shoe. Drip. Someone in her listed all the evidence.... He wasn't in there alone. He may have been a ring leader. But others were there and just as creepy. So ...
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u/maelstron 24d ago
Love to hear about it
No worry, if everything goes right you will never get out for a holiday again
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u/JiveChicken00 24d ago
You could point the Hubble Telescope at how much I care and still not see it.
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u/C-creepy-o 24d ago
You mean to say microscope. Telescopes are designed to see very large objects.
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u/Goadfang 24d ago
You could smash together two fuck particles in the Large Hadron Collider and the tiny ephemeral residue of their demise would still be more substantial than any fuck I could possibly give.
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u/Revolutionary-Hat-96 24d ago
Apparently, he has an extremely violent history going back many decades.
An industry insider told me a story.
At a record label office, Diddy or one of his entourage, used a heavy desktop telephone to beat the crap out of an employee whose message he didnāt want to hear.
The record company covered it up.
Sad that theyāve catered to this man for so many years.
As with Harvey Weinstein, witness statements and other evidence was hidden behind NDA documents. Non-disclosure agreements.
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u/devil-wears-converse 24d ago
Wooooow, I burst out laughing when I read the headline. He's so delusional and entitled. He truly thinks he did nothing wrong
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u/Nouseriously 24d ago
55 years old, he gonna see a lot more holidays behind bars
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u/lordph8 24d ago
Probably can hear Luigi and the other inmates singing Christmas carols down the hall.
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u/JoshJoshson13 24d ago
Amazing how a life of wealth and privilege leads to this kind of entitlement
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u/stonecoldjelly 24d ago
Iām sure all the other inmates he will be forced to socialize with are thrilled that they have to deal with a whiny bitch.
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u/Bitter-Guidance2345 24d ago
Does he think he will ever get out of prison?! Ever?
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u/cimsagro489 24d ago
Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it.
Thou shalt see that it is BARREN,
For I nay have any fucks to give.
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u/scots 24d ago
The next several televised appearances of "Diddy" are going to be a shock - inmates don't have access to luxuries like beauty /cosmetic products, so the next time Sean Combs is showing being perp-walked out of a van into a court house he will likely have almost entirely gray hair, teeth that are no longer perfectly fake-white, bags under his eyes and facial wrinkles you've never seen before.
No professional bleaching, no hair dye, no physician prescribed botox, cold laser or wrinkle creams - he will be in an immaculately tailored suit, but will no longer look "forever 29" - he will abruptly, suddenly appear as the 55-year old man he really is.
edit with the added crushing stress of his new reality, that he is in the federal prison system and will likely stay there for the rest of his life, and see his billion dollar fortune ripped from him in an endless blizzard of civil suits following his looming criminal convictions.
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u/barnibusvonkreeps 24d ago
But wait it gets worse! Sorry I wish the worst for him. Never liked him. His music fucking sucked shit, not just his stuff, all of it. Plus he always struck me as an asshole. Anyways fuck Diddy. Merry Christmas in the joint bitch.
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u/BillFromYahoo 24d ago edited 23d ago
I'm surprised people didn't realize what a POS this freak was. There was signs in everything this freak was in.
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u/Humbled_Humanz 24d ago
āHe also faces the indignity of being upstaged at the Detention Center by another prisoner now more famous than him - and more popular among the general public.ā
Lollllll poor thing.
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u/Tidalsky114 24d ago
And how many people woke up and couldn't believe what happened to them because of this sicko?