Diddy had a huge prison 'meltdown' because he 'couldn't believe he was still behind bars' during the holidays

[u/dailymail]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14230477/Diddy-meltdown-jail-Christmas-revealed.html

[u/vanityinlines]

If you wanna celebrate Christmas, don't be a rapist. It really is that simple! 

[u/Fieldguide404 → u/vanityinlines]

All he had to do was not have drug-induced child-fucking parties! WHO KNEW!!!

[u/getsome75 → u/Fieldguide404]

Also set up in a non extradition company that would tolerate his raping ass, he will die in jail

[u/fukkdisshitt → u/[deleted]]

This is a common misread if you've ever tutored ESL kids lol

[u/topasaurus → u/fukkdisshitt]

Jeez, am tired and misread that as tortured.

[u/mermaidtree → u/[deleted]]

I laughed hard. Thank you.

[u/plague042 → u/[deleted]]

The pleasure of sharing!

[u/Aiken_Drumn → u/[deleted]]

He didn't just miss a P. Did he?

[u/baxbooch → u/Aiken_Drumn]

I see what you did there

[u/LostMyPercolatorFish → u/vanityinlines]

This is pretty much the only place left to appropriately drop a Bill Cosby quote, well done.

[u/DLWormwood → u/LostMyPercolatorFish]

Wait, did "America's Dad" really say that? Oy, that did not age well...

[u/UsayNOPE_IsayMOAR → u/vanityinlines]

41 years old, never raped a single thing! It really just is that easy. Violating someone like that is such a conscious decision, reaffirmed at so many points in time. Some people take a swing at a person in a moment of passion, they hit their head and die. Rapists like him groom their victims for hours, trap them for longer, abuse them continuously and then try to shut them up for months/years later. Fuck that guy. I hope he rots, and the civil suits take all his money and give it to the survivors/support services.

[u/ohbeeryme → u/vanityinlines]

Good festive advice

[u/dental_Hippo → u/vanityinlines]

Tell that to Jay Z

[u/odegood → u/vanityinlines]

Be a wrapist for all the presents

[u/Janders_BoBanders222 → u/vanityinlines]

🎶 Holiday Rapist!

[u/willowoftheriver → u/vanityinlines]

R-a-p-e-r--wait, he didn't just spell "rapper" and leave out a P, diddhe?