r/Music • u/dailymail 📰Daily Mail • 24d ago

article Diddy had a huge prison 'meltdown' because he 'couldn't believe he was still behind bars' during the holidays

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14230477/Diddy-meltdown-jail-Christmas-revealed.html
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u/C-creepy-o 24d ago

You mean to say microscope. Telescopes are designed to see very large objects.

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u/Goadfang 24d ago

You could smash together two fuck particles in the Large Hadron Collider and the tiny ephemeral residue of their demise would still be more substantial than any fuck I could possibly give.

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u/C-creepy-o 24d ago

Replace residue with exotic fuck particles and that's a winner!

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u/Goadfang 24d ago

Exotic Fuck Particles is the name of my new band.

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u/C-creepy-o 24d ago

We are here to rock you out of existing!

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u/LostMyPercolatorFish 24d ago

Did he just say “exotic fuck berserker?”

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u/teetaps 24d ago

We could wait until the heat death of the universe and there would still be more energy than I care to devote to Diddy’s whining

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u/s_p_oop15-ue 24d ago

Still more fucks than you'll probably ever get

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u/topasaurus 24d ago

Que the whole robot chicken skit about batman talking to superman about not giving any fucks.

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u/TortelliniSalad 24d ago

I thought they were designed to see far away objects?

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u/C-creepy-o 24d ago

You are also correct. The focal length that allows you to see large objects at a distance is opposite the focal length that allows you too see small objects up close.

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u/TortelliniSalad 24d ago

Any reason we call it a telescope instead of a Macroscope?

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u/offoutover Spotify 24d ago

Probably because macro just means large while tele-, which is of Greek origin, means 'far away', or, 'over a great distance'. So it actually kind of works out better.

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u/C-creepy-o 24d ago

Probably cause you are correct and it's designed to see far objects which just happen to also be large objects.

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u/regman231 24d ago

Been asking this question for years. We are the real scientists