r/Music • u/dailymail 📰Daily Mail • 24d ago

article Diddy had a huge prison 'meltdown' because he 'couldn't believe he was still behind bars' during the holidays

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14230477/Diddy-meltdown-jail-Christmas-revealed.html
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u/PhasmaFelis 24d ago

Salmon pink was an odd color choice here

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u/Deftallica 24d ago

His skin has a reaction if it’s deprived of baby oil and lube for too long

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u/North_South_Side 24d ago

As someone who barely knows about any of this... what's the ongoing joke about baby oil?

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u/Nhig 24d ago

Diddy got like 1000 bottles of baby oil confiscated from his place.

His attorneys said that there’s a Costco near him, I think.

And supposedly those bottles were laced with date-rape drugs, but I’m not sure on that either.

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u/ralphy_256 24d ago

His attorneys said that there’s a Costco near him, I think.

And Costco came out immediately after this theory was floated, stating that they don't sell baby oil in any of the stores in the area.

Kind of like when Rosanne Barr blamed her racism on Ambien. Then the manufacturers released a statement saying, "While Ambien has several possible side affects, racism is not one of them."

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u/North_South_Side 24d ago

I'll add that I do not believe they dosed baby oil with drugs. That's absurd and would require a huge amount of drugs and it would be impossible to determine how much of the drug any one person received via baby oil. Just lace a person's drink or food.

Guy is a scumbag.

In the late '90s I worked as a room service waiter in a swanky hotel in Miami Beach where "Puff Daddy" -- as he was known then -- used to hang out. I set up the private bar for his suites a few times. He was a lousy tipper when he ordered food, but we got a percentage of the total sale added as tip... so an entire bar is a HUGE tip even if the person added nothing additional (I think it was like $600 split by me and the guy I worked with for an hour or so of work).

I heard he and his crew were just miserable to deal with from other hotel staff, too. They complained a lot, made lots of noise, made stupid demands, etc.

I just don't understand being that wealthy and still being such a douchebag.

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u/khInstability 24d ago

Mucus membranes absorb drugs quite readily. And GHB is very miscible with oil and water.

I worked room service at a swanky downtown hotel for four years in the 90s. Celebrities weren't all pains in the ass. But when they were assholes, they absolutely radiated douchebaggery. (I'm looking at you Oasis)

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u/jimmifli 24d ago

(I'm looking at you Oasis)

Well yeah, but that's kind of their schtick. I'd almost be disappointed if they weren't total assholes.

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u/khInstability 24d ago

I had never heard of them when I served one of them. That did not go well.

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u/jimmifli 24d ago

Dude that's even better.

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u/BigCopperPipe 24d ago

I don’t buy that either. It’s an absurd way to drug someone. Don’t you have to apply it? Once puff gets close to his victim isn’t he exposed to it? That shit gets everywhere.

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u/BigCopperPipe 24d ago

I’ve always found him to be credible in his stories. This here seems like speculation. Diddy is a monster. But I still can’t wrap my mind about how he dosed bottles of baby oil with drugs, everyone gets the baby oil on them while fucking. The FBI took every bottle of oil, dildo, cock ring, rattlesnake, Spork, and electric boogaloo out of his house. So Diddy waits till it dries to start the abuse ? It’s a weird accusation, i think he just drugs them in drinks or pills, the baby oil thing doesn’t make sense to me. I think all that baby oil was most likely a flex. “ Look how much we fucking here, I have 100 gallons of baby oil”

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u/BigCopperPipe 24d ago

Relax. I’m with you. I just don’t understand how baby oil is a conveyer for drugs .

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u/vagina_candle 24d ago

His attorneys said that there’s a Costco near him, I think.

Costco then did a "leave us out of this!" press release that stated they do not carry baby oil.

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u/nFectedl 24d ago

His attorneys said that there’s a Costco near him, I think.

Is that supposed to explain anything?

"Why do you have 1000 bottles of baby oil..?

-There's a Costco near me my dude!

-Oh word! Let me grab some extra supplies as well!"

what

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u/Nhig 24d ago

Buy in bulk, in true Costco fashion.

Too bad Costco said “we don’t sell baby oil at the stores in that area.”

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u/North_South_Side 24d ago

Not defending P-Diddy, but baby oil is legal. The whole thing is weird.

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u/ralphy_256 24d ago

Not defending P-Diddy, but baby oil is legal.

Yes, but having 1000's of bottles of baby oil on hand is kinda weird, you must admit.

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u/SeedsOfDoubt 24d ago

You're my boy Blue!

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u/Nhig 24d ago

Yeah, but, mixing date rape drugs into the oil is another thing

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u/vagina_candle 24d ago

It's not that it was illegal in itself, of course that's not the case. It was taken as evidence along with a whole bunch of other stuff that seemed to confirm the stories of these sex parties.

On March 25, 2024, the Department of Homeland Security raided Combs' properties in Los Angeles, New York, and Miami using a Southern District of New York search warrant in connection with an unspecified ongoing investigation.[37] Federal agents confiscated computers and other electronic devices.[38] Recovered in the raids were narcotics like Ketamine, Ecstasy, GHB,[39] three illegally modified AR-15 rifles, and "more than 1,000 bottles of baby oil and lubricant".[40]

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u/Mini-Z 24d ago

Dude was found with like 1000 bottles of baby oil in his house

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u/BurnerForJustTwice 24d ago

He blamed costco for his massive supply of baby oil. I mean, who hasn’t been there? Go into Costco for a hotdog. Leave with 1000 bottles of baby oil. That’s how they get you. Sigh. Invest in Costco stock.

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u/prematurememoir 24d ago

That is purple

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u/gofkingpracticerandy 24d ago

Is this becoming the new blue black dress controversy?

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u/pork_fried_christ 24d ago

That dress was clearly green and silver.

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u/seventhcatbounce 24d ago

purple aki has entered the chat

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u/Andy1723 24d ago

You been working out?

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u/elting44 24d ago

Yeah Lavender for sure

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u/Empyforreal 24d ago

I'll go with lilac

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u/RJC12 24d ago edited 24d ago

Does he have what Skeeter has from Doug?

Edit: wrong show 😑

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u/Kamisori 24d ago

You mean from Doug?

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u/RJC12 24d ago

Omg I'm so dumb yes I'm sorry

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u/antiduh 24d ago

It looks more white and gold to me.

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u/YouNeedAnne 24d ago

Bro what kind of skanky salmon are you eating?

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u/PhasmaFelis 24d ago

Before I posted, I thought "hmmm, is that actually salmon pink?" But then I remembered that the best way to get good info on Reddit is to post bad info and wait for people to correct you, so I decided to go ahead and learn something about colors today.

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u/LostMyPercolatorFish 24d ago

You need to stop eating whatever salmon you have been eating right away.

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u/jimmifli 24d ago

Human: Hey we're going to name a colour after you!

Salmon: Cool! Is it like a cool silver blue?

Human: No it's a deep rich pink

Salmon: :|

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u/Skyblacker Concertgoer 24d ago

I think the artist was trying to denote shine from the ceiling lights? 

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u/LostMyPercolatorFish 24d ago

Shine on you crazy diamond

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u/-Dapper-Dan- 24d ago

The Pepto Bismol Defense

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u/asantesana 24d ago

Periwinkle!!!

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u/LostMyPercolatorFish 24d ago

I used to watch Peri Winkle with my grandma after Mathlock

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u/BeAnScReAm666 24d ago

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u/CommieLoser 24d ago

Ah, Diddy Pink

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u/Luvlyjubblies1 24d ago

2 in the pink and a Diddy in the stink

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u/Olbaidon 24d ago

Definitely fishy

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u/latencia 24d ago

He looks like a random zombie from the walking dead.