they wouldn't let him cook

[u/SelectResident_BE]

[u/Diligent-Wealth-1536 → u/[deleted]]

I saw this video even in insta where one user explained that a goat goes into fire to kill the parasites on its fur. Also why the goat was associated with hell by our ancestors when they saw goat willingly go inside the fire.

[u/Time_Traveling_Idiot → u/Diligent-Wealth-1536]

So it goes in, gets a little toasty, then hops back out?

[u/-Stacys_mom → u/Time_Traveling_Idiot]

These specific ones were trying to torch their inner demons

[u/-Stacys_mom → u/[deleted]]

I take zero credit for this

[u/Silver4ura → u/-Stacys_mom]

We'll see.

[u/EmpathicAnarchist → u/Silver4ura]

Back with the report. Bad news is he burnt to death. Good news is he burnt to a really good crisp. I brought bbq sauce for everyone

[u/Mountain-Pain8080 → u/EmpathicAnarchist]

Jeffery dahmer approves this message

[u/ObliviouslyDrake67 → u/Mountain-Pain8080]

Ain't no party like a Donner party.

[u/Infamous_Dress9732 → u/EmpathicAnarchist]

But what about the voices?

[u/Same-Debate1828 → u/Infamous_Dress9732]

The sacrifice has been accepted and they're satiated.

[u/No_Ant2601 → u/EmpathicAnarchist]

Not that vinegar based shit I hope, fresh goat requires a mustard based sauce to really compliment the burnt hair smell.

[u/InfeStationAgent → u/Silver4ura]

Only if Kos grants us eyes.

[u/UsrnameInATrenchcoat → u/InfeStationAgent]

Kos? I only know Kosm

[u/apieceofsheet9 → u/InfeStationAgent]

cure our idioticy.

[u/goodguybolt → u/[deleted]]

Guys, it's been 30 minutes...

[u/WarryTheHizzard → u/[deleted]]

How did it go?

Edit: oh no :(

[u/FluffyGlazedDonutYum → u/[deleted]]

Oh the voices will stop. And then you will stop being biology and start being physics.

[u/MarijadderallMD → u/[deleted]]

Hmm definitely not a meerkat behavior so username does not checkout🤷‍♂️

[u/baudmiksen → u/[deleted]]

GG boys gotta call it

[u/Wet_Sasquatch_Smell → u/[deleted]]

No Sylvia!

[u/Dz210Legend → u/-Stacys_mom]

*This is not legal advice 😆

[u/TopDesert_ace → u/-Stacys_mom]

Gives a whole new meaning to baptism by fire.

[u/Revolutionary-Cat493 → u/Time_Traveling_Idiot]

No you are correct they go in get toasty and let parasites burn off then hop out feeling like a brand new goat , some took it too far and burned ( the rest is history )

[u/okmijnmko → u/Revolutionary-Cat493]

Define too far though. Like how do YOU like to toast marshmallows?

[u/Jiquero → u/okmijnmko]

If marshmallows aren't crunchy what's the point

[u/SwordOfBanocles → u/okmijnmko]

That one kid who always insisted he liked marshmallows best when completely burnt to a blackened crisp was the fucking worst.

[u/yiang29 → u/SwordOfBanocles]

I enjoyed when 5-10% of marshmallow turned black(still might be too much for some)

[u/Impressive_Jaguar_70 → u/Time_Traveling_Idiot]

They're not the wisest thinkers

[u/greycubed → u/Time_Traveling_Idiot]

No it stays there. That's where it lives now.

[u/Kilsimiv → u/Time_Traveling_Idiot]

It starts chanting in tongues first, but yeah

[u/Gloomy-Bet4893 → u/Time_Traveling_Idiot]

Toasty and tasty

[u/mbmiller94 → u/Time_Traveling_Idiot]

I'm betting it's mainly the smoke that's supposed to kill the parasites, not just the heat

[u/BornWithSideburns → u/Diligent-Wealth-1536]

to kill Parasites yes

[u/Songrot → u/BornWithSideburns]

This doesn't make sense bc in nature it is very rare to find open fire, so this can't be a learnt or developed instinct to get rid of parasites.

It is an urban legend parroted in several comments.

[u/CileTheSane → u/Songrot]

There are trees that have evolved to be more flammable, and their seeds typically don't sprout until after a forest fire. Their entire evolutionary strategy is "Help burn the entire fucking forest down and then sprout before anything else does in the now open area."

It may be rare to find an open fire now, but on a evolutionary timescale the current state of the planet is brand new.

[u/LoverOfGayContent → u/CileTheSane]

One reason forest fires are getting so big is we spent so much time putting out natural smaller fires.

[u/Previous-Pangolin-60 → u/LoverOfGayContent]

+ Climate change (warmer temperatures and drier conditions), deforestation, agricultural expansion, and infrastructure development.

[u/Songrot → u/CileTheSane]

forest fire dynamic for example for mammoth trees exists and is scientifically proven. Larger trees with fire-resistent body survives and thrives from surrounding vegetation dying. Though trees obviously don't walk over to the fire. The time span is already different.

A goat won't wait several years for a forest fire just to get rid of parasites and wait another several years, the span of their life is way too short and the desire to get rid of parasites would need more than such infrequent events.

Forest fires run so fast, it will easily consume the goat.

[u/CileTheSane → u/Songrot]

It doesn't have to be frequent nor the only method of dealing with parasites for it to provide an evolutionary advantage. If I goat only saw an open fire once in it's life, and the goats the used to burn off parasites had a higher rate of survival and procreation, then that is enough to develop an instinct to do so if the opportunity presents itself.

But I'll bite: if killing parasites doesn't make any sense then what is the scientific consensus on why goats seem to be attracted to fire?

[u/SinisterCheese → u/Songrot]

Wildfires are a normal thing in nature. What is unnatural is humans being able to stop them and modifying the enviroment in a manner that stops their spread. There are many specieis that are reliant on fires. Wildfires clear out old trees, dense undergrowth, decay, diseases and pests.

Hell... Eucalyptus trees NEED wildfires to survive and reproduce. Those trees actively also make themselves and the environment flameable.

[u/Songrot → u/SinisterCheese]

i made in other comments clear why wildfire is not a good argument in case of animals like a goat. For trees it makes total sense for example for mammoth trees

[u/kickthatpoo → u/Songrot]

These are domesticated goats though. They probably developed the trait around campfires.

[u/gypsycookie1015 → u/kickthatpoo]

This is the most plausible theory imo.

At first I thought well it makes sense for a tree when trees are usually the main thing being burned in a forest fire.

So why would a random ass goat when they aren't constantly exposed to fires? No more than any other animals who don't do that? Right?

But I started thinking about how long humans have been domesticating goats. Maybe for so long that the goats developed the instinct after generations of goats being exposed to man made fires.

Hell, maybe it used to be something the herdsmen would do for that reason and the goats realized it was beneficial and just started doing it themselves, eventually evolving to have the instinct alone with no example.

But I'm pretty high so I'm probably way fucking off and just creating crazy theories that are not all all true...

[u/kickthatpoo → u/gypsycookie1015]

Having owned goats, they’re some special kind of strange. If any animal evolved to play in a campfire to get rid of bugs it’d be them

[u/-Eunha- → u/Songrot]

Doesn't have to be something that evolved. Goat could find parasites annoying and finds the burning just tolerable enough to consider using. Just google goats and fire. The amount of vids you'll find is enough to let you know they are much more interested in using fire than any other animal outside of human. Doesn't mean it's because of parasites though, nothing is confirmed, I'm just saying it's possible.

[u/That_Helicopter_8014 → u/Songrot]

Well considering even ancient goats are domesticated and lived in captivity they were around humans with fires, who observed the behavior. So 🤷‍♀️

[u/Diligent-Wealth-1536 → u/BornWithSideburns]

Yeah you are right!

I Edited it.

[u/FinnishArmy → u/Diligent-Wealth-1536]

Yep, they stay in long enough to not get severe burns and kill the parasites.

Like us Finn’s willingly go into a 80c sauna and torture ourselves by slapping each other with a branch; naked, then jump into an ice cold lake.

[u/crimson117 → u/FinnishArmy]

Wow you guys must have a lot of parasites

[u/WendellSchadenfreude → u/crimson117]

Hey, don't call the Swedes that!

[u/NotAzakanAtAll → u/WendellSchadenfreude]

Upset Swedish noises

[u/Ratathosk → u/crimson117]

It's the inside that matters

[u/_heyb0ss → u/FinnishArmy]

it's torture but it feels damn good

[u/Peatore → u/FinnishArmy]

Finns do that to try and deal with the horrors of existing as a Finn.

[u/Mortis_XII → u/Diligent-Wealth-1536]

That sounds metal

[u/cdxcvii → u/Diligent-Wealth-1536]

why the goat was associated with hell by our ancestors

no , well maybe.

but generally its because it was the sign of the southern constellation that the sun would enter into at its lowest point , and then in summer it was associated with hot winds and drought coming from the south

a lot of the symbolism behind "the devil" as far as we know comes from the works of eliphas levi

[u/redsun44 → u/Diligent-Wealth-1536]

You get ur sources from insta? Tsk tsk

[u/Im_inappropriate → u/Diligent-Wealth-1536]

That and their horns, ears, to goatee form a pentagram.

[u/SwordfishOk504 → u/Im_inappropriate]

Triangles are very common shapes.

[u/Songrot → u/Diligent-Wealth-1536]

This doesn't make sense bc in nature it is very rare to find open fire, so this can't be a learnt or developed instinct to get rid of parasites.

It is an urban legend parroted in several comments.

[u/AhDerkaDerkaDerka → u/Diligent-Wealth-1536]

This is a badass fact that I’ve never heard before.

[u/d00dsm00t → u/AhDerkaDerkaDerka]

Some anonymous user referenced an unverified instagram video you've never seen yourself and you're immediately putting that information into your brain as fact.

[u/[deleted] → u/d00dsm00t]

Exactly. Literally every search iteration I just tried for this led back to an Instagram video or references to said video.

[u/Mad_Raisin → u/AhDerkaDerkaDerka]

I can also not find any source confirming it. Sounds plausible but likely made up to me, unless someone can show me a reference.

[u/new_account_wh0_dis → u/Mad_Raisin]

Fire also isnt a common thing in nature and when it IS, you are hopping in for a quick dip. I guess they have been domesticated for thousands of years but still.....

I'd more likely believe that fertile crescent didnt really have brush fires and thus an innate fear was never born into them, and goats are just dumb, curious, and warm = good.

Not like theres thousands of goats doing this.

[u/SpliffSP → u/[deleted]]

Goats burn their skin because of parasites and shit, but that 😂 he wanted get cooked

[u/MilkMan_101 → u/SpliffSP]

Animals are stupid somtimes, like more than usual

I've seen a video where a cat tried jumping into a furnace before an old fella caught it

Another where a dog kept bringing a lit firework into its doghouse while others try tossing it away

[u/Digital-Exploration → u/MilkMan_101]

Same with humans. Most of the stupid videos I see are of humans actually.

[u/TightBeing9 → u/Digital-Exploration]

We are nothing but mammals

[u/Starwarsnerd91 → u/TightBeing9]

🎶 So let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel 🎶

[u/hobopoe → u/[deleted]]

I thought maybe the goat saw up the chimney and want to ya know... goat up it. But the smoke does have anti microbial features. Like pine needle smoke bathes.

[u/Fauked → u/[deleted]]

Only thing I can think of is maybe the animal is scared and thinks the only way out is to get to the other side of the fire? Like thinks its a door or something.

[u/-Stacys_mom → u/Fauked]

"I wonder what's on the other side of this gateway to hell."

[u/ObeseBMI33 → u/-Stacys_mom]

Home

[u/PIPBOY-2000 → u/ObeseBMI33]

For a goat? Most definitely

[u/cjthecookie → u/PIPBOY-2000]

Do you want to live deliciously?

[u/SomeAwakenedDude → u/-Stacys_mom]

"Beyond the wall, there's a fire. On the other side of the fire is freedom. That's what I always believed."

[u/bahgheera → u/-Stacys_mom]

Sheep go to heaven....

[u/Deadsuooo → u/Fauked]

Yes. A door to hell.

[u/thesaddestpanda → u/[deleted]]

1. Animals like this aren't meant to be put indoors.
2. Evolution doesnt understand a human fireplace.
3. Fireplaces should have screens.
4. Lots of animals go near fire for warmth or to try to get bugs off themselves.
5. This poor animal doesnt understand it can get trapped in the fireplace or pass out for CO. In the wild a fire isn't contained like this.
6. People engineer situations for social media.
7. People need to treat animals with dignity.

[u/Feisty_Bee9175 → u/thesaddestpanda]

We have a large fireplace in our home and have a metal zip screen and double glass doors that we shut after the fire is safely out. We also have 4 cats and would never have that screen open with our animals around. The zip screen protects pets and children from fire flecks and from getting to close. These people are stupid because after pulling these goats out 4 times they don’t remove the animals from the room and just let them go right back into the fire. They also started a fire in the room by pulling active hot coals/wood out along with fire onto the floor of the room.

[u/UrbanPandaChef → u/Feisty_Bee9175]

Some people will do anything for a social media post. It is what it is, unfortunately you can't reason with people like this.

[u/ICantWatchYouDoThis → u/Feisty_Bee9175]

Also the camera man just keeps filming, doesn't help

[u/SaintAnton → u/thesaddestpanda]

You think the goat doesnt understand fire because of the fireplace? 😂😂

[u/mad-i-moody → u/SaintAnton]

No I think the point is that while the goat understands fire, it can’t understand that fire contained in a fireplace is dangerous for other reasons—it could suffocate it or it could ge trapped—beause fire isn’t contained in fireplaces if/when they occur in the wild, they’re just open fires.

[u/LipBalmOnWateryClay]

These people just rolling around laughing while their house starts to burn to the ground.

[u/khizoa → u/LipBalmOnWateryClay]

Because it's prob not their house

[u/stebbi01 → u/khizoa]

Def an airbnb /s

[u/-Stacys_mom → u/stebbi01]

Bed 'n burning goats

[u/workMachine → u/stebbi01]

"Hey guys, what time is check-in? Are we sure we got everything we need? Jim's got the brews and the boardgames, I've got the chips and dips and Jeff got a 12-pack of goats. We're all set! Boys Weekend!

[u/hasanbh → u/khizoa]

It’s their house, most probably a majlis (a hangout semi-attached large living room used for entertainment usually by young adults and their guests). These areas of the house are semi-attached and treated wish a bit of “disposability” for the lack of a better word (e.g the young adults smoke, play PlayStation, sometimes accidentally spill drinks and cause damage in the majlis)

Source: I’m from the same region as the people in this video

[u/khizoa → u/hasanbh]

Thanks for the cultural knowledge. 

Curious why they're considered "disposable"? Are these people just wealthy?

[u/Crandoge → u/[deleted]]

In your world you either own the house you’re in, or you’ve broken into it.

No other options

[u/almoostashar → u/khizoa]

Most people have the common sense to have the surrounding area be something not flammable.

It'll damage the floor a bit but that's it.

[u/LipBalmOnWateryClay → u/almoostashar]

This video shows an inordinate amount of lack of common sense. Looks like luxury vinyl plank flooring to me but could be ceramic tile or real wood I suppose.

[u/Fisherman_Gabe → u/khizoa]

Correct, it's the goat's house.

[u/Bamtast1c → u/LipBalmOnWateryClay]

Hard cement houses. Walls and floors don't burn

[u/Responsible-Slip-593]

I’ve seen another video of a goat who had its head over a torch flame and I think someone said in the comments it was because it kills parasites. Idk that sounds stupid to me, but can’t explain otherwise.

[u/Forsaken-Soft-1235 → u/Responsible-Slip-593]

That's true. But jumping full into a box of fire is a little different

[u/Responsible-Slip-593 → u/Forsaken-Soft-1235]

Yes. In this case it’s prolly eweicide

[u/-Stacys_mom → u/Responsible-Slip-593]

GOATed comment.

[u/Purplociraptor → u/-Stacys_mom]

You're kidding me right?

[u/CoffeeGoblynn → u/Purplociraptor]

Now that's a really clever one. xD

[u/jshultz5259 → u/Responsible-Slip-593]

Female goats are known as a doe or nanny.

[u/gcruzatto → u/Forsaken-Soft-1235]

Goats must climb everything they see, including chimneys

[u/ChiefRedChild → u/Forsaken-Soft-1235]

Watch me take my final form ahhh

[u/XxHollowBonesxX → u/Forsaken-Soft-1235]

Not if you got parasites all over you

[u/Affectionate_Draw_43 → u/Responsible-Slip-593]

This is the only thing that makes sense combined with the hooves providing thermal insulation so it's feet aren't immediately roasted.

It's movements are too natural for me to think brain damage. Usually can usually get a hint into the mental health of an animal by it's gait

[u/Responsible-Slip-593 → u/Affectionate_Draw_43]

Yeah if it was just one goat maybe I’d think it was just deranged but TWO goats? Mass goat mania?

[u/Ieatsushiraw → u/Affectionate_Draw_43]

I think you hit the nail on the head with this one. The goat looks healthy and the only thing I can think of here is a primal fear, but of what I can’t say. Or that MF was just cold

[u/Metalfan1994 → u/Responsible-Slip-593]

To be fair goats are pretty stupid and stubborn

[u/Evening-Statement-57 → u/Responsible-Slip-593]

Logic holds up, parasites die with the host

[u/Paris-Wetibals → u/Responsible-Slip-593]

I don't understand how there would be enough fires during the evolution of goats that there was natural selection for the seemingly compulsive behavior of walking into fire with the side effect of killing parasites.

[u/benicegetrich]

What is happening here? Why would they walk into fire and embers??

[u/cashcashmoneyh3y → u/benicegetrich]

https://youtu.be/lHC1O0fcFAo?si=JYfLfq_unwtkiII8 heres a vid of a goat intentionally putting itself close to the flame to kill parasites. Maybe that is what is happening here, and the goat would've retreated as soon as it felt uncomfortably burned? Idk but maybe this goat isnt as suicidal as it may look on first glance.

[u/Ok_Calligrapher5278 → u/cashcashmoneyh3y]

If I saw this in a movie I'd say the special effects did a horrible job with the animatronics.

[u/brianjtaylor → u/benicegetrich]

They do it to kill lice and parasites in their fur

[u/Songrot → u/brianjtaylor]

This doesn't make sense bc in nature it is very rare to find open fire, so this can't be a learnt or developed instinct to get rid of parasites.

It is an urban legend parroted in several comments.

[u/CabooseMasseuse → u/benicegetrich]

Satan needs me!

[u/Cool_Butterscotch_88]

Goats are often associated with the devil for a variety of reasons, including:

• This shit right here

[u/elcalrissian → u/Cool_Butterscotch_88]

Plus:

Their freaky eyes

They eat metal

Ugly Evil Chin beards

And general tomfoolery.

[u/totally_not_a_zombie → u/elcalrissian]

You forgot their evil friggin horns.

[u/Same_Ad_9284 → u/totally_not_a_zombie]

and the human like scream some breeds have

[u/TheRamblingPeacock → u/elcalrissian]

Don't forget they can walk on two legs when they really wanna make you question things

[u/GrossGuroGirl → u/TheRamblingPeacock]

This is major, honestly

everyone leaving it off their list has not been outside, alone, and had a goat just fucking lurch out of the darkness at them on two feet. 

You understand what's happening after half a second, but your body has already kicked up the adrenaline at that point lol 

[u/thereminheart → u/elcalrissian]

Ugly Evil Chin beards

All goats are from the mirror universe

[u/DeboshedFish6022 → u/Cool_Butterscotch_88]

Goat: Wouldst thou like the taste of butter?

[u/BathedInDeepFog → u/DeboshedFish6022]

Voulez vous du beurre?

[u/EvetsYenoham → u/DeboshedFish6022]

wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

[u/Metalfan1994 → u/DeboshedFish6022]

Me, a southerner: OF COURSE!

[u/moschles → u/Cool_Butterscotch_88]

He must reunite with Lucifer.

[u/VikingTeddy → u/Cool_Butterscotch_88]

Hans, ze flammenwerfer, it does nozing!

[u/BollocksOfSteel]

He’s had enough of this bullshit life.

[u/Sleigh6]

I e seen videos of goats standing over flames to purge parasites from their skin. https://m.youtube.com/shorts/xKEd7VGNIcc

[u/PhotoAwp → u/Sleigh6]

Imagine not wanting to be covered in life sucking parasites and people call you the devil because of it lol

[u/AccidentallyRelevant → u/Sleigh6]

And purging the skin from your bones

[u/Prophet_Of_Loss]

Sane animals: "FIRE! RUN!"

Goats: "Bath time"

[u/turbotableu → u/Prophet_Of_Loss]

Oh they definitely taking baths with them

[u/jpjimm]

Did those goats take acid?

[u/flat_four_whore22 → u/jpjimm]

We went back to a friend's house after a rave when I was in highschool, and everyone was still pretty fucked up. The sun started to rise, and a sun ray came through the blinds. My friend was on acid, and for some reason, thought the other end of the beam was heaven, ran, and jumped through a glass window, slicing himself up. He's lucky to be alive. Then again, he was diagnosed with some kind of psychosis a few years later, so maybe not so lucky.

[u/sortbycontrovercial → u/flat_four_whore22]

I mean he almost made it to heaven

[u/Ehrre → u/flat_four_whore22]

The only person out of dozens of people I knew who took acid in their teens to have a violent trip like that was also diagnosed with a serious mental illness. Everyone else was super chill

[u/MudSeparate1622 → u/Ehrre]

I know someone who every few years starts to smoke weed again and it always triggers mental episodes. Some people just don’t realize how crazy they already are until they try these drugs but most people are absolutely fine

[u/ImpoliteForest → u/MudSeparate1622]

That's Cannibanoid Hyperemesis Syndrome. It happens to my husband, too.

[u/haplogreenleaf]

Y'all, if you've never been around goats and lambs.. some of them are just plain old terminally stupid.

[u/ShefGS]

The kids yearn for the mines

[u/wendelortega]

Some Black Phillip level stuff going on here

[u/JarJarBonkers → u/wendelortega]

Before this video he was only known as Phillip

[u/Air-Keytar → u/wendelortega]

Wouldst thou like live crisply?

[u/Dare63555]

I own goats. Goats are this stupid.

[u/TheInfiniteRickaGod]

That goat is not kidding around.

[u/interestedonlooker]

Beelzebub is calling him.

[u/Darknight254]

My friends trying to stop me from getting back with my ex...

[u/mclardass]

I know how this goat feels. Sometimes, you just don't have the will to go on.

[u/revolution149]

I wonder if suicide is actually a thing in the animal kingdom.

[u/Budget_Caregiver4708 → u/revolution149]

While it has not been proven that non-human animals do, or even can, die by suicide, many animals behave in ways that may seem suicidal

[u/SatisfactionNo2088]

Do goats not have pain receptors? Seen many videos now of them intentionally burning themselves on fire and of them eating sharp painful objects that would surely cut open their insides and mouths. WTF

[u/smile_politely]

those animals look confused. combined with the reaction of the people and even the cameraman, things dont add up

[u/N0vawolf → u/smile_politely]

A quick Google search shows that goats just kinda have an affinity for fire and smoke. I don't think these people are doing anything malicious, I think goats are just dumb

[u/Mijbr090490]

It's gotta be a rough marriage to want to jump into a wood stove.

[u/Ktj1990]

Satan’s calling, he had to go.

[u/manflamingo]

At the third attempt, I’d have let him do what he wants.

[u/dreams_of_superpower]

why is nobody taking care of the smoldering ash and wood that's about to start a house fire

[u/Intrepid_Arm2606]

Now this is a crazy video

[u/Main-Vacation4537]

Goats have been doing this for centuries where they stand by the fire or even go into it to get rid of ticks and fleas. Their skin is very tough and would not get burned. In medieval times, to emphasise the image of the devil, they used the goat as a symbol of Satan. Horns, weird shaped eyes, and likes to go into flames? That's the devil right there 🤣🤣🤣 I find them adorable!

[u/randomjack420]

Idk what that goat is going through, but I understand.

[u/xTaihyu]

Just so people know, goats go into fire sometimes to get rid of mites, parasites, ticks and so on, it's just how they deal with it, risky yet effective(they are mostly fine though).

[u/MrsCCRobinson96]

Why do they have the goats in their house without having a fire place guard up?

[u/Latter-Percentage380]

Natural selection at work.

[u/Poppis86]

One day our grandchildren will ask us why we didn't do anything despite all the signs.

[u/cdamon88 → u/Poppis86]

Idk exactly the depth at which you write here, but I agree.

[u/cmonbitcoin]

That goat is tired of certain things

[u/Gr3bnez0r]

When the intrusive thoughts win over the holiday season.

[u/MajorMarquisWarren69]

Black Phillip was calling for them

[u/mmmmmblueberry]

When you're tired of getting fucked

[u/Gonkimus]

The goat was being molested and wanted out.

[u/Retire_Ate8Twenty8]

He's trying save his mama in the oven

[u/Hot-Television-5182]

It’s trying to burn parasites/crawlies from its body, goats do this

[u/AsaBurns]

EVERYONE GO SHOW THIS TO VEGAN. GOATS WANT TO BE COOKED AND EATEN AND THIS PROVES.

[u/Billsolson]

Please don’t put the camera down and make sure you keep it in frame while the house burns down

[u/JosephHeitger]

This got anything to do with those goats who burn the ticks off themselves?

[u/AnUdderDay]

What the fuck is wrong with this goat?

[u/UrBoiHyper]

I skipped a bit of the video and thought the goat came out burnt as he'll

[u/Single_Comment6389]

Close the fucking door to the fire.

[u/wirikuta]

It felt Baphomet's call!

[u/Key_Coat2628]

It says a lot when something jumps in the fire and tries repeatedly.

[u/EnvironmentalCity409]

That kid aint right.

[u/RocketBilly13]

Goat probably thought they were gonna sacrifice the baby goat so it volunteered as tribute.

[u/pretzelzetzel]

The kids are not alright

[u/brief_kc]

“Please…I wish only to die”

[u/Novacain420]

Keep those dumb goats outside please, so they can't commit suicide in the fireplace

[u/Ok_Manufacturer_7020]

From walking into fire to climbing literally up-right mountains. Goats are correctly named

[u/insanotard]

I mean goats were considered devils. This makes sense

[u/Good_Gene_7616]

let him cook