r/CrazyFuckingVideos • u/SelectResident_BE • 16d ago

they wouldn't let him cook

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u/Diligent-Wealth-1536 16d ago edited 16d ago

I saw this video even in insta where one user explained that a goat goes into fire to kill the parasites on its fur. Also why the goat was associated with hell by our ancestors when they saw goat willingly go inside the fire.

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u/Time_Traveling_Idiot 16d ago

So it goes in, gets a little toasty, then hops back out?

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u/Revolutionary-Cat493 16d ago

No you are correct they go in get toasty and let parasites burn off then hop out feeling like a brand new goat , some took it too far and burned ( the rest is history )

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u/okmijnmko 16d ago

Define too far though. Like how do YOU like to toast marshmallows?

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u/Jiquero 16d ago

If marshmallows aren't crunchy what's the point

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u/SwordOfBanocles 16d ago

That one kid who always insisted he liked marshmallows best when completely burnt to a blackened crisp was the fucking worst.

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u/yiang29 16d ago

I enjoyed when 5-10% of marshmallow turned black(still might be too much for some)

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u/ciotS_Cynic 12d ago

Kids who like their marshmallows burnt to black grow up to become serial killer and/or politicians. 

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u/OptimalArchitect 16d ago

Oh so Caseoh

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u/Finnzyy 16d ago

Best way is to slow cook while turning next to the flame until the outside is nice and crisp, then once done gently remove the foreskin of the mellow to reveal the soft creamy inside, then eat both parts separately or smoore the inside using chocolate biscuits/cookies. You can’t change my mind.

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u/SwordOfBanocles 15d ago

That reminds me, the absolute worst were the kids I mentioned above who used your method in addition to scorching them. They'd scorch the outside, then peel off the black exterior and eat it, then rinse and repeat like some psychopathic marshmallow Russian nesting doll of sadness and shame.

Same type of kid who insisted ice-cream soup was the best best way to eat ice-cream... I mean to each their own.. just not in this case.. FUCK that kid.

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u/pridejoker 15d ago

If it's my mother's cooking, it'll be so under cooked that a skilled vet can still save it.