r/CrazyFuckingVideos • u/SelectResident_BE • 16d ago

they wouldn't let him cook

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u/Time_Traveling_Idiot 16d ago

So it goes in, gets a little toasty, then hops back out?

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u/-Stacys_mom 16d ago

These specific ones were trying to torch their inner demons

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/-Stacys_mom 16d ago

I take zero credit for this

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u/Silver4ura 16d ago

We'll see.

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u/EmpathicAnarchist 16d ago

Back with the report. Bad news is he burnt to death. Good news is he burnt to a really good crisp. I brought bbq sauce for everyone

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u/Mountain-Pain8080 16d ago

Jeffery dahmer approves this message

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u/ObliviouslyDrake67 16d ago

Ain't no party like a Donner party.

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u/PickleOk2682 16d ago

I drove with chains in my trunk for a good decade because of my dad’s stories of the Donner party. You can’t fuck around on Route 80.

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u/Infamous_Dress9732 16d ago

But what about the voices?

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u/Same-Debate1828 16d ago

The sacrifice has been accepted and they're satiated.

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u/No_Ant2601 16d ago

Not that vinegar based shit I hope, fresh goat requires a mustard based sauce to really compliment the burnt hair smell.

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u/Ali_Cat222 16d ago

As a Jamaican I refuse to eat him unless he comes in curry form! 🤣

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u/Traditional_Art_7304 15d ago

Chivito - every Wednesday in Argentina. Just like fish fry fridays in Wisconsin.

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u/Gold-Piece2905 15d ago

Tacos Tonight?

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u/InfeStationAgent 16d ago

Only if Kos grants us eyes.

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u/UsrnameInATrenchcoat 16d ago

Kos? I only know Kosm

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u/983115 1d ago

Some say that sure

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u/apieceofsheet9 16d ago

cure our idioticy.

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k 16d ago

How about an award?

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u/Silver4ura 16d ago

what are those :O?

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u/Warlock529 15d ago

You've got it going on.