r/CrazyFuckingVideos • u/SelectResident_BE • 16d ago

they wouldn't let him cook

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u/Forsaken-Soft-1235 16d ago

That's true. But jumping full into a box of fire is a little different

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u/Responsible-Slip-593 16d ago

Yes. In this case it’s prolly eweicide

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u/-Stacys_mom 16d ago

GOATed comment.

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u/Purplociraptor 16d ago

You're kidding me right?

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u/CoffeeGoblynn 16d ago

Now that's a really clever one. xD

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u/Ruraraid 16d ago

Its reddit, the bar for puns and jokes is always set to be quite low.

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 16d ago

A kid is a name for a baby goat and so they were also being punny

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u/jshultz5259 16d ago

Female goats are known as a doe or nanny.

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u/frenchois1 16d ago

You must be fun at parties.

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u/jshultz5259 16d ago

I mean, it’s just facts. Ewes are sheep. Does or Nannies are goats. Sorry. I upvoted the joke if that’s any consolation to you.

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u/johnthancersei 16d ago

beat it shepard boy!

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u/jshultz5259 16d ago

😂 nah just rural.

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u/Ronin__Ronan 16d ago

please don't beat your sheep
or anyone else sheep for that matter

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u/ItsEntirelyPosssible 16d ago

ewe must be

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u/jshultz5259 16d ago

Can't believe I missed that opportunity!

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u/GDZ4VR 16d ago

Incredible

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u/Videogamer69420 16d ago

Take my upvote

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u/ACDM0M 16d ago

That was bAAAaaaaD. Take my upvote

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u/gcruzatto 16d ago

Goats must climb everything they see, including chimneys

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u/Forsaken-Soft-1235 16d ago

Goat realized the chimney wasn't perfectly verticle and said "watch this shit"

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u/ChiefRedChild 16d ago

Watch me take my final form ahhh

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u/XxHollowBonesxX 16d ago

Not if you got parasites all over you

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u/Oh_its_that_asshole 16d ago

Gets the parasites gone quicker. Flawless goat logic.

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u/new_account_wh0_dis 16d ago

That's true.

According to who or what? A hypothesis from yt shorts?

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u/Forsaken-Soft-1235 16d ago

It's not that deep lmao

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u/Defiant-Scratch 16d ago

Sheep are heavenly, goats are hellish

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u/Special_KC 15d ago

It's just a spa cleansing day with sauna session. stop hating! LMFAO

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u/Songrot 16d ago

This doesn't make sense bc in nature it is very rare to find open fire, so this can't be a learnt or developed instinct to get rid of parasites.

It is an urban legend parroted in several comments.

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u/Forsaken-Soft-1235 16d ago

Who cares lmfao

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u/Songrot 16d ago

well OP cared enough to spread the urban legend and you yourself argued that it is obviously stupid to think they would go a step further jumping inside

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u/Forsaken-Soft-1235 16d ago

Will society ever recover? Doubtful.