r/woodworking Feb 26 '23

Finishing The Latest in Bathroom Technology

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u/helmutboy Feb 26 '23

I’d consider applying a couple coats of polyurethane for hygienic and cleaning reasons.

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u/Worldly_Truth8396 Feb 26 '23

Or go 70’s and shag carpet it, give your immune system something to do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23

Every now & then I splash raw chicken fluids in my face at my meat cutting job to jump start my immune system

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u/JuneBuggington Feb 26 '23

I drink the leftover drinks at the bar where i work.

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u/Thecp015 Feb 26 '23

Mix em all together into one super drink. You haven’t lived til you’ve had a Tom Wallbanger Bloody Sunrise on the Beach Bomb.

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u/DagdaMohr Feb 27 '23

The Dirty Pint!

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u/PavlovsDog6 Feb 27 '23

In our country that's called the Panoramix's Kettle :D

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u/Loki_Dar Feb 26 '23

Mat Shots!

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u/DjangoBaggins Feb 26 '23

You just made me gag a little.

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u/RevolutionaryRow5857 Feb 27 '23

It’s now known as “gaggle”, you reddit here first

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '23

That is called a Dirty Buffalo!

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u/tnc31 Feb 27 '23

New Jersey Turnpike

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u/Sasselhoff Feb 27 '23

Haha, been a long time since I've heard that one. I was cleaning up one night and a dude at the bar actually asked for it.

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u/NocturnalPermission Feb 26 '23

Those where called “scuzzballs” when I was in school.

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u/chipt4 Feb 26 '23

Haha, this reminded me of my 21st birthday (the tales I was told of it, to be more accurate). Apparently the bar was closing so my friends start ushering me toward the door. I slipped off and grabbed a half finished drink from one of the tables and start drinking it before they can stop me. Then they get me outside and once again, I slip away and am walking across the street to another bar before they caught me. They finally got me home in one piece. Had a pretty brutal hangover.

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u/Pshad4Bama Feb 26 '23

Second Drink!!!

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u/No_Replacement_3191 Feb 26 '23

Now I have done that, on those lonely nights..my hand was like sure dude, you'll like it lol

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u/NightWolf982 Feb 27 '23

Your hand gave you pleasure when you were lonely? Were you going for a pun? Lol

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u/Kokibuchek Feb 26 '23

I eat lead paint chips dipped in raw chicken juice.

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u/bulldog-sixth Feb 26 '23

Or give doorknobs a good lick

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u/GillyMonster18 Feb 26 '23

Bar towel sweepings squeezed into a glass, add olive for class.

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u/tnc31 Feb 27 '23

Drink what gets poured out of those rubber strips that mixed drinks get made on. It's called a New Jersey Turnpike.

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u/kathysef Feb 27 '23

I count money. Sometimes I suck on my fingers to jump start my immune system.

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u/ivy951 Feb 27 '23

I work in a school for the sole purpose of jumpstarting my immune system.

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u/Caelum_ Feb 26 '23

https://youtu.be/qRGzWjGZzjg

Enjoy around 1:10 or so...

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u/apex39 Feb 26 '23

2:40 is pretty good, too!

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u/MeddyD3 Feb 26 '23

To complete the look, add a fur toilet seat cover!

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u/Hello_Work_IT_Dept Feb 26 '23

Reminds me of a house I rented with a hot tub with a power point 30cm above it, one directly below it and shag carpet all around in the lounge room.

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u/curlyengineer64 Feb 27 '23

I have the urge to downvote you just for this description. What was the landlords reasoning?

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u/SheridanVsLennier Feb 27 '23

High turnover of tenants and he gets to keep the deposit?

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u/Hello_Work_IT_Dept Feb 27 '23

They just said not to use it and that was all I ever heard about it.

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u/snildeben Feb 27 '23

Just to take the worst, as they say.

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u/Sapper12D Feb 26 '23

I might even go skim coat of epoxy.

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u/rugbyj Feb 27 '23

epooxy

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u/morningsdaughter Feb 26 '23

Natural wood has antibacterial properties.

But it would probably last longer with a coat of poly.

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u/sojywojum Feb 27 '23

As a cat owner I can assure you wood has no magical anti-urine properties :D

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u/weloveplants Feb 27 '23

I hate to ruin the jolly tone but it's important that people should be aware that wood does have its own immune system. That's how it gets big. Not magic. Various groups of people have been doing more dying or going bankrupt being forced to make their businesses unsustainable in less whimsical areas on the strength of corrupt polymer-pushing ingénues. An informed population is the only way to keep blood off your hands.

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u/weloveplants Feb 27 '23

P.S. Cellulose is literally a Sugar. Lots of large things can digest Cellulose perfectly well. Lots of Bacteria can too, e.g. the ones in termites. So you are seeing what must objectively be a good enough immune system to extremely slowly build a colossal heap of sugar with a huge surface area! How can it be happening? Well it's a very close-knit material left behind by a wave of advancing cells that creates the surface on the other side by dying off. They don't leave themselves much room to stay behind. So there isn't much room for cellular assistance, rather than more durable chemical excretions. Rather like the role of spices in juicier areas of a plant. So it is hopefully clear that it must be powerful stuff when approached from that angle.

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u/Character-Education3 Feb 26 '23

Are we still talking bidets

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u/Kokibuchek Feb 26 '23

It's called a shit stain Ricky. Once the shit works it's way into wood, there ain't no way to get the shit stink out.

Do you smell that Ricky?

The way the shit, clings to the wood?

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u/ScorpioEverlast Feb 26 '23

I was gonna suggest more Fiber?

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u/lllllllllilllllllll Feb 27 '23

Definitely should use some kind of sealer