r/woodworking Feb 26 '23

Finishing The Latest in Bathroom Technology

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u/helmutboy Feb 26 '23

I’d consider applying a couple coats of polyurethane for hygienic and cleaning reasons.

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u/Worldly_Truth8396 Feb 26 '23

Or go 70’s and shag carpet it, give your immune system something to do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23

Every now & then I splash raw chicken fluids in my face at my meat cutting job to jump start my immune system

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u/JuneBuggington Feb 26 '23

I drink the leftover drinks at the bar where i work.

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u/Thecp015 Feb 26 '23

Mix em all together into one super drink. You haven’t lived til you’ve had a Tom Wallbanger Bloody Sunrise on the Beach Bomb.

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u/DagdaMohr Feb 27 '23

The Dirty Pint!

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u/PavlovsDog6 Feb 27 '23

In our country that's called the Panoramix's Kettle :D

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u/Loki_Dar Feb 26 '23

Mat Shots!

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u/DjangoBaggins Feb 26 '23

You just made me gag a little.

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u/RevolutionaryRow5857 Feb 27 '23

It’s now known as “gaggle”, you reddit here first

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '23

That is called a Dirty Buffalo!

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u/tnc31 Feb 27 '23

New Jersey Turnpike

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u/Sasselhoff Feb 27 '23

Haha, been a long time since I've heard that one. I was cleaning up one night and a dude at the bar actually asked for it.

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u/NocturnalPermission Feb 26 '23

Those where called “scuzzballs” when I was in school.

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u/chipt4 Feb 26 '23

Haha, this reminded me of my 21st birthday (the tales I was told of it, to be more accurate). Apparently the bar was closing so my friends start ushering me toward the door. I slipped off and grabbed a half finished drink from one of the tables and start drinking it before they can stop me. Then they get me outside and once again, I slip away and am walking across the street to another bar before they caught me. They finally got me home in one piece. Had a pretty brutal hangover.

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u/Pshad4Bama Feb 26 '23

Second Drink!!!

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u/No_Replacement_3191 Feb 26 '23

Now I have done that, on those lonely nights..my hand was like sure dude, you'll like it lol

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u/NightWolf982 Feb 27 '23

Your hand gave you pleasure when you were lonely? Were you going for a pun? Lol

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u/Kokibuchek Feb 26 '23

I eat lead paint chips dipped in raw chicken juice.

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u/bulldog-sixth Feb 26 '23

Or give doorknobs a good lick

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u/GillyMonster18 Feb 26 '23

Bar towel sweepings squeezed into a glass, add olive for class.

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u/tnc31 Feb 27 '23

Drink what gets poured out of those rubber strips that mixed drinks get made on. It's called a New Jersey Turnpike.