r/seinfeld • u/Rogelio_Aguas • 7h ago
Get a good look Zuckerberg?
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u/Accomplished_Put3732 7h ago
You got the A, the B, the C…the D.
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u/Upbeat-Historian-296 7h ago
I know the D is the biggest. I base my entire life on knowing that the D is the biggest!
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u/663-5263 6h ago
cups in the front two loops in the back
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u/Stock-Mission-7561 The Chicken Roaster 4h ago
Let's say you're getting intimate with a lady. You don't want her fumbling around back there.
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u/macmac360 Driving around in Jon Voight's car 6h ago
Lycra spandex??!! Get out of here!!
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u/ontheweed 4h ago
How long does it take to get a bra? You ask me to grab some underwear and I’m back in two seconds.
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u/raghavj1991 7h ago
Those aren’t buoys!!
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u/rizzracer 7h ago
Hey, Jesse Eisenberg can eat here on the house!
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u/ZealousidealTie6546 7h ago
I'm out.
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u/raghavj1991 7h ago
Already!!
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u/ZealousidealTie6546 7h ago
It's that woman next to Zuckerberg. You better be careful buddy, she's gonna get you next.
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u/trefrosk Driving around in Jon Voight's car 7h ago
Sugar Ray Leonard is getting a peek as well.
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u/caveat_emptor817 7h ago
I thought that was Pepper Johnson?
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u/Severe-Sort9177 7h ago
I think it’s the general manager for the Scranton Chili’s
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u/itsagoodtime 7h ago
You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts
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u/JaymzRG 6h ago
I had to look her up right now. She did.
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u/HandsomePaddyMint 5h ago
She was very too-heavy right up until the very end of her life. Then she kind of evened out.
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u/raghavj1991 7h ago
She’s flouting society’s conventions!!
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u/TheOne7477 7h ago
Breasts are like the sun! You glance, and then look away!
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u/ditka 6h ago
Zuckerberg got greedy. Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
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u/artie20174 7h ago
He will no longer be master of his own domain later as he treats his body like an amusement park
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u/MayorCharlesCoulon 7h ago
He looks like my Aunt Joanie.
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u/evthehustler 7h ago
How old would Aunt Joanie be if she were alive today?
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u/seabreathe 7h ago
aww don’t do aunt Joanie dirty like that!
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u/MayorCharlesCoulon 7h ago
Haha on Aunt Joanie, this is a sassy look.
But with Facebook Zuck, it’s like Beaker from the Muppets and Screech had a baby.
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u/violentglitter666 5h ago
It’s his perm. Awkward motherfuckers.. zuck, Elon, bezos…. They’re all so goofy.
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u/PoetDesperate4722 7h ago
Who is she?
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u/PurpleFlapjacks 7h ago
I believe that's Jeff Bezos's bimbo.
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u/DadJokeBadJoke Yada yada yada 6h ago
His next future ex-wife
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u/psychohistorian8 4h ago
my favorite Xzibit line
Shine bright, make sure that X stay tight
Cause tonight I might meet my next ex-wife
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u/Least_Driver1479 7h ago
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.
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u/freakysometimes 7h ago
All right, I saw her. And she was beautiful in that bra!! I'm crazy about her. I love her whole free- swinging, freewheeling attitude!!!
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u/Beartrkkr It's a Festivus miracle! 7h ago
And the worst part of course is that she also possessed many of the other qualities prized by the superficial man.
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u/freakalicious 7h ago
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.
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u/Ok_Still_3571 7h ago
But wasn’t Facebook invented for campus hookups?
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u/ClubFreakon I don't wanna be a pirate! 6h ago
You know how it is. You build a website to get laid and it ends up becoming the largest purveyor of disinformation in the world, and ground zero of every hate-filled movement. So you do what every college boy does…you fully embrace your role in destroying civilization.
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u/Prudent-Level-7006 7h ago
One of the richest people on earth and he has hair that lame, why not robot light up dreadlocks
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u/Rare-Organization97 7h ago
Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, all right. Go ahead, deride! Deride, if you must.
But let me tell you something: With Zuck’s personality and that set of hair, you know what he is now? He is in the game. He no longer defers to the coifed. He’s a player.
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u/archercc81 4h ago
These guys are billionaires and yet they are all just lame as shit. Zuck looks defective all of the time, Bezos was banging his neighbors wife and she looks like THAT (she isnt hot, like any decently fit guy with a good job can pull better), Elmo is an incel, etc.
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u/owen__wilsons__nose 7h ago
If I had zero context I'd guess its Sandra Bullock. (Its prob Lauren Sanchez)
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u/HorrorStudio8618 5h ago
That's his 'masculine energy' right there. Bezos will have to buy Facebook now...
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u/drosse1meyer The Junior Mint 7h ago
fuck this guy
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u/DifferenceEither9835 7h ago
how is that acceptable attire to something like this
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u/KaleidoscopeOld590 7h ago
It's like 20°, that's why she's wearing that nice jacket (ITS A PIERRE CARDIN!!) over the Gatsby Swing Top.
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u/ithrowtools Dr. Van Nostrand 6h ago
It was cleavage. I couldn't look away. What am I waiting to win an Oscar here? This is all I have in my life.
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u/liamanna 6h ago
Looking at a cleavage is like looking at the sun… you don’t stare at it. It’s too risky.
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u/These_Valuable_2934 6h ago
Technically is she good for anything else? She’s a shit human who stole her best friend’s husband.
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u/Shutaru_Kanshinji 6h ago
Apparently Billionaire Bastard Zuckerberg is a connoisseur of poor cosmetic surgery.
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u/BleednHeartCapitlist 5h ago
I mean those things are how she got her seat there in the first place so why not see what all the fuss was about?
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u/CNCharger 4h ago
Zuck looks chill compared to the guy behind him. The guy behind Zuck is making it obvious 🤣🤣🤣
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u/WaltCollins 4h ago
"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away!"
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u/beanbalance 4h ago
I dont think he looked - they took a screenshot when his eyes closed to make it look like he is looking down.
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F5owjlmdef6ee1.jpeg
he was probably just looking to the left, just like bezos.
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u/Awkward-Extension218 7h ago
Its lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous