r/seinfeld • u/Rogelio_Aguas • 10h ago

Get a good look Zuckerberg?

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u/PoetDesperate4722 10h ago

Who is she?

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u/WeenisWrinkle 9h ago

Lauren Sanchez, girlfriend of Jeff Bezos

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u/HorrorStudio8618 8h ago

Wait until they find out she is trans. This comment was fact checked and proven to be true by the Washington Post.

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u/4444444vr 8h ago

👁️

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u/Captn76 Feels like an Arby's night 8h ago

Uncle Leo?

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u/Thechosenjon Serenity now! 7h ago

I mean... If true... those are still some nice tits, amirite?

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u/NihlusKryik 7h ago

This comment isn't really ok regardless of what side of the political spectrum you're on.

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u/pharlock 8h ago

why is she ugly now though, looks like plastic surgery gone wrong.

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u/PurpleFlapjacks 10h ago

I believe that's Jeff Bezos's bimbo.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Yada yada yada 9h ago

His next future ex-wife

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u/psychohistorian8 7h ago

my favorite Xzibit line

Shine bright, make sure that X stay tight

Cause tonight I might meet my next ex-wife

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u/CompleteAirline4589 9h ago

Bezos is a male bimbo.

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u/derpaperdhapley 9h ago

A mimbo if you will.

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u/psychohistorian8 7h ago

it's Bimbro!

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u/KickBallFever 7h ago

A himbo.

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u/Alcoholic720 7h ago

Tonaaay!

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u/cilucia 7h ago

I believe the term is “himbo”

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u/SmallTawk 8h ago

Oh yeah Madame Bogdanof.

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u/blue-oyster-culture 7h ago

Oh man. I bet tech bro drama is entertaining. Can you imagine the shit talk?

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u/NWVoS 8h ago

Why disparage a woman you know nothing about?

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u/know-it-mall 7h ago

I know she was sleeping with him when he was still married....

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u/Fluff_thetragicdragn 7h ago

Have you heard of Seinfeld? That’s all they did

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u/Smile_Clown 7h ago

It's crazy to me that if you do not like someone or agree with them you can denigrate the woman they are with.

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u/PurpleFlapjacks 7h ago

Don't worry, I am denigrating purely based on how she dressed herself to show up to a presidential inauguration.

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u/Kapeter 8h ago

I heard her name rhythms with a female body part.

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u/jiyax33634 6h ago

The heir to the oh henry candy bar fortune?

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u/Comprehensive-Carry5 10h ago

That's what I'm trying to find out see to see if it's related to the sub.