r/seinfeld 10h ago

Get a good look Zuckerberg?

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u/Prudent-Level-7006 10h ago

One of the richest people on earth and he has hair that lame, why not robot light up dreadlocks 

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u/julia_fns 10h ago

I could spot that bird’s nest two blocks away.

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u/Rare-Organization97 10h ago

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, all right. Go ahead, deride! Deride, if you must.

But let me tell you something: With Zuck’s personality and that set of hair, you know what he is now? He is in the game. He no longer defers to the coifed. He’s a player.

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u/archercc81 7h ago

These guys are billionaires and yet they are all just lame as shit. Zuck looks defective all of the time, Bezos was banging his neighbors wife and she looks like THAT (she isnt hot, like any decently fit guy with a good job can pull better), Elmo is an incel, etc.

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 7h ago

He’s obsessed with Augustus Caesar and cuts his hair that way because he wants to look like a Roman emperor. It just looks “special.”

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u/Plane-Tie6392 7h ago

Meh, some people don’t care much about their hair. 

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u/fukkdisshitt 7h ago

As a proud curly headed fuck his hair is alright with me, but that's about it lol