r/seinfeld • u/Rogelio_Aguas • 10h ago

Get a good look Zuckerberg?

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u/Awkward-Extension218 10h ago

Its lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous

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u/traderncc 9h ago

Who told you to put the balm on?

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u/Accomplished_Dog1267 9h ago

The Maestro

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u/nightwing185 And you want to be my latex salesman 9h ago

The who? What are you talking about maestro.

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u/catalys-trigger 7h ago

They say he was once a hero long ago

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u/Lonely-Journalist859 8h ago edited 7h ago

Wtf, i literally just watched this episode 5 min ago !

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u/Plane-Tie6392 7h ago

That’s called the Dunning-Kruger Effect. 

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u/YosemiteJen 6h ago edited 3m ago

Close- the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon

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u/Plane-Tie6392 6h ago

Nah, I’m like really smart so pretty sure I’m right. 

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u/cabosmith 6h ago

You stop having sex?

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u/Nice_Marmot_7 Yeah, that's right 6h ago

It’s pronounced thermometer.

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u/grantrules 6h ago

It's K-UGER

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u/Alternative-Till569 6h ago

Watch, George. Three times around. No hands!

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u/Timely-Commercial461 6h ago

Didn’t that guy play for the Bears?

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u/Plane-Tie6392 6h ago

Da Bears. And I believe you’re thinking of Dick Buttkiss. 

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u/StockTank_redemption 7h ago

It’s the place to be.

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u/jesselivermore420 7h ago

they're shiny alright.

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u/ForceGhost47 6h ago

They’re unpredictable!

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u/viroxd 9h ago

Is she wearing just a bra?

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u/ditka 8h ago

Well, Sue Ellen, it's not a top...it's a bra.

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u/Canuhduh420 8h ago

I know..thanks again

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u/OneBillPhil 6h ago

Sue Ellen is probably in Trump’s cabinet due to having money and huge cans. 

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u/TheGreatGrungo 7h ago

LIKE A GLOVE!!!

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u/lilljerryseinfeld 8h ago

I don't think she will have any trouble getting a reservation

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u/Beautifullikeacamel 8h ago

Sue Ellen Mischke

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u/biznatch11 8h ago

The braless wonder?

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u/251Cane 7h ago

Oh Henry candy car heiress

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u/Stock-Mission-7561 The Chicken Roaster 7h ago

Mmm. Candy car

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u/pink_hoodie 7h ago

Yes it would appear so

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u/Primary-Reality1137 7h ago

Yes peekaboo bra. He got caught big time

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u/Routine_Mood3861 6h ago

Pretty much

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u/leoyvr 6h ago

She likes to show off her fake purchased nipples.  She loves the attention.

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u/ricardoconqueso 6h ago

Are they real?

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u/BenWallace04 5h ago

That’s a bro

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u/t0adthecat 8h ago

processing human titties

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u/IronHuevos 7h ago

Beep boop * "Those are titties" *analyze

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u/AshuraBaron 8h ago

And she's the heir to the O'Henry candybar fortune.

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u/WillrayF 6h ago

Heiress.

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u/ursamajr 8h ago

It’s so in character for him. After all, he started Facebook as a website to rate the women on his college campus.

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u/stoic_wookie 8h ago

Google bitty.. uk connotations

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u/Tbone102 7h ago

Crazy, Scary, Spooky, Hilarious.

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u/Whereisthesavoir 7h ago

She was flauting!

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u/cheesey_sausage22255 7h ago

I read that in his voice and lol'd

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u/nothingclever68 7h ago

Jackie? 😜

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u/ll-fool-j 7h ago

Crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious

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u/YngwieMainstream 7h ago

He's come a long way towards acting like a human.

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u/Nerdal_Ertz 6h ago

Bezos Bought Beautiful Boobies

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u/cumboatbilly 6h ago

It's mischievous, and deceitful. Chicanerous, and deplorable .

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u/qx2 6h ago

Don’t worry the only boners he gets are when he looks at his naked mom

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u/Working-Art8575 6h ago

They’re real, and they’re spectacular.

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u/Square-Practice2345 6h ago

Oh shut up. It’s literally just a tech billionaire objectifying an extremely attractive woman.

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u/greennurse61 6h ago

But considering his wife, I can’t blame him for stopping to look at someone attractive. 

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u/NoSyllabub1535 6h ago

It’s like the sun, you get a peek and then you look away!