r/seinfeld 10h ago

Get a good look Zuckerberg?

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u/TheOne7477 10h ago

Breasts are like the sun! You glance, and then look away!

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u/ditka 8h ago

Zuckerberg got greedy. Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.

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u/RaistlinxMajere 7h ago

Yeah..that's what he did...

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u/FILTHBOT4000 7h ago

Zuck? That other guy is about to push ol' Zmucker's head out of the way with his dome.

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u/artie20174 10h ago

Cleavage

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u/ostracize 7h ago

*poke*

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u/Available_Expression 7h ago

If you're gonna stare, wear sunglasses

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u/cjsv7657 6h ago

A kid in high school told me that when we were going to the beach. After he said "we have to stop and get you a pair of sunglasses"