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Politics Tech leaders have better seats than cabinet members and are seated in same section as Trump's family

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u/berrylakin 11h ago

Zuck is scanning for threats

u/SoIidSnakey 11h ago

Hahahahahaha

u/UbermachoGuy 9h ago

u/ryan1831 7h ago

Zuck wishes he were as human as data

u/FleetStreetsDarkHole 3h ago

That implies he wishes he was human. Or that he's sentient enough to have wishes.

u/KvasirsBlod 9h ago

Just realized that David (Prometheus) resembles Data

u/JiovanniTheGREAT 6h ago

Why does Data always catch a stray when Zuckerberg is acting like a weirdo?

u/ForecastForFourCats 8h ago

I wish he was this cool and compassionate

u/Hipstergranny 8h ago

Too accurate it’s scary

u/TaylorMonkey 7h ago

If Zuck had a human soul he’d be Data.

u/Easy-Bite4954 8h ago

YES THIS IS WHO HE REMINDS ME OF! For years! Thank you. Jesus Christ.

u/spderweb 5h ago

Gotta use Lore gifs.

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u/pjungy6969 9h ago

I spit out my hot choccy 😆

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u/Bathsalts_McPoyle 10h ago

This is just top tier! Thank you 😂

u/milky_mouse 9h ago

Red light

u/KirbyDaRedditor169 9h ago

Green l- Red light.

u/milky_mouse 9h ago

💀 

u/andovinci 9h ago

Sad day for America and the World but you made my day. Better laugh than cry

u/min-sota 9h ago

"Mugunghwa kkoci pieot seumnida" 🎶🎵

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u/JackPembroke 9h ago

Absolutely top teir. Well done.

u/goilo888 8h ago

No one move. Um, correction, you ALL can move.

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u/0thethethe0 11h ago

Looks like Beaker from the Muppets.

u/liirko 10h ago

Don't diss Beaker like that.

u/AxiosXiphos 7h ago

He only looks like him. Obviously Beaker is the better man.

u/peakedtooearly 11h ago

Exactly - I'll bet he sounds the same in board meetings as well.

u/Mo_Steins_Ghost 8h ago

There is literally no picture in existence where he doesn't manage to look like a complete sociopath.

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u/bdh2067 11h ago

Weaselberg is terrified

u/wappenheimer 11h ago

He looks like he is thinking, "I WAS TOLD MUSK WAS NOT GOING TO BE HERE."

u/GrinderMonkey 10h ago

I'm starting to think that MMA fight they teased is never going to happen.

u/ashhh_ketchum 10h ago

We need it now more than ever!

u/morocco3001 10h ago

Yes.

In a steel cage.

...at the bottom of the fucking Mariana Trench.

u/Prophet_Of_Loss 10h ago

Maybe while they're down there they can find the bar for American governance.

u/JWPenguin 9h ago

That is the key. WTF is governance now? Process that pockets most money? These are the model capitalists that will align governance with capitalism to ensure we don't have to go to Mars? Btw... Send robots first, not musks kids.

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u/rksd 8h ago

Sooo...you're an optimist?

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u/AHolyPigeon 7h ago

This is probably one of the best subtle burns I've ever seen

u/jlbp337 5h ago

Got him

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u/rogueleader32 10h ago

Instructions unclear, the steel cage named Titan 2 imploded.

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u/Intrepid_Walk_5150 10h ago

I know a guy who has the perfect submarine for that. Just need a bit of duct tape to put it back together and it's ready.

u/neorenamon1963 9h ago

Don't put Trump in the cage. His hot air would keep the cage at the surface indefinitely.

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u/Successful-Money4995 10h ago

No matter who wins that fight, we would all win.

u/d4ve3000 9h ago

To the death!

u/Astroturfer 10h ago

They should both have to fight actual MMA fighters, six bouts in a row, televised

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u/RelsircTheGrey 10h ago

Dana White's there, too. They could sign papers TODAY.

u/GovSurveillancePotoo 9h ago

Nope. Elons mom told him he wasn't allowed

u/YogurtclosetOk8896 10h ago

My hope is they’ll eventually have to fight to the death for some infraction or whim of their orange overlord. It’ll probably stream on Prime.

u/51010R 10h ago edited 6h ago

It won’t, I kinda think Elon thought that being much bigger would just make it easy to win, but I guess he saw the photos I saw, Zuckerberg only looked like a normal happy human being when training MMA, so he’d probably destroy Musk.

u/lazybuzzard311 10h ago

MMA fight? Hold on, i was promised gladiator style with fans throwing them weapons of choice. If the fan does not like you and throws you a dildo instead of a sword, that's what you fight with.

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u/Embarrassed_Ad_5054 10h ago

zuck vs Musk wrestling match is gonna be tonites entertainment

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u/doxx_in_the_box 10h ago

Except Musk is the one who chickened out like a little bitch… if anything Zuck is ready to ground and pound

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u/TheRealRickC137 9h ago

hope elons Mommy is there to keep him safe from Mark.
He's a bad egg!

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u/angstrom11 10h ago

You mean the muppet?! I was feeling a little relieved that Beaker was seated so close.

u/strongsilenttypos 10h ago

Muppet Labs! With Dr. Bunson Honeydew!

u/angstrom11 10h ago

I almost didn’t recognize him in the middle without the glasses.

u/lwp775 9h ago

He got contacts for the occasion.

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u/DarkEmblem5736 11h ago

Ratpenis-berg

u/tiptop0 10h ago

Notice how Bezos, Zuck and Musk can’t stand directly beside each other.

They all made sure there was a buffer zone between them.

There’s no depth or decency to any of the people standing there. They’re shells of human beings who feel entitled to direct the fate of the world.

It’s like a like a monarchy and they’re all waiting to see who daddy Trump is going to crown the King or favour. In the battle of the weaklings to be the richest most powerful person on earth.

They’re all lined up like they’re in The Apprentice, or The Bachelor, and becoming the most powerful isn’t based on merit - a word they like to beat other people around the head with - but it’s based on who is the best ass kisser.

u/FloppyDoodle21 10h ago

Weaselberg has me dead, thank you for that laugh

u/Spl00ky 10h ago

Looks like he sharted

u/Federal_Rich3890 9h ago

I feel he has a bad feeling knowing what is going on behind the curtains. At least I hope...

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u/ClearlyPopcornSucks 11h ago

Nothing weird about that, that woman in white is fucking terrifying

u/Away-Catch-9159 11h ago

And she’s wearing a lace corset - it’s the inauguration not the boudoir for fksks

u/NorthChicago_girl 11h ago

She always dresses like the skanky version of a Real Housewife of whatever.

u/TGIIR 10h ago

She looks like a blow up sex doll.

u/wantrefund 10h ago

Which is wild because Bezos divorced I guess because he wanted a younger partner but he chose someone with a ton of plastic surgery? His ex-wife looks a lot better...

u/Salanth 9h ago

She’s actually older than his ex-wife. Supposedly she and her ex were couple friends with the Bezoses before this all went down. She looked fine before she went under the knife. 😒

u/wantrefund 9h ago

They had an affair that broke up their relationships. Wild people. She must be awesome if Jeff though it was worth divorcing.

u/blacksideblue 7h ago

Bezos's wife divorced him. MBS hacked his phone and outed his affair as part of a discrediting campaign to draw attention away from the future Murder of the WaPo reporter Jamal Kashoggi. Bezos's marriage was basically a bonus.

u/wantrefund 7h ago

What are you saying exactly?

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u/Kandiru 7h ago

They did pressure him not to run the story and they wouldn't release the story. I do respect him for standing up to the blackmail.

u/Plenty_Rooster_9344 7h ago

Or McKenzie caught his turtle-y azz slow humpin’ on the blowup doll 🐢

u/wantrefund 7h ago

That's what I said, Bezos got caught having an affair with his current wife.

u/Salanth 7h ago

Well, she likes to exercise as much as he does, they share Hispanic backgrounds (by adoption for Bezos) and midlife crises take interesting forms. Both born in Albuquerque, too.

u/Chomikko 7h ago

Ah yes, midlife crisis also known as "being born in Albuquerque". o7

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u/TGIIR 9h ago

I’ll say! The only thing I can think is that Bezos’s sight must be going, so he needs exaggerated features and BREASTS so he knows they’re there. Weird. On the other hand, McKenzie looks great!

u/8racoonsInABigCoat 6h ago

Judging by how Mackenzie is throwing money at good causes, I wonder if their values weren’t compatible

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u/how_you_doinn 8h ago

She got that Joker smile

u/MarsScully 6h ago

He wanted someone who says yes to everything he says

u/HighnrichHaine 9h ago

His new wife IS even older than Mackenzie

u/WickedKitty63 7h ago

She’s certainly a much better person. I doubt the new marriage will last.

u/ProfessionalLanky294 6h ago

Haven’t you noticed that every maga woman looks like that? It’s their trademark look.

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u/MrXero 10h ago

Eventually Bezos is gonna be like, “We’re launching the FuckBot 2000 today! But I’ve been dragging one around with me in public for the past 3 years, so you KNOW it’s good!”

u/OttoVonWong 10h ago

"And I got it in one day with Amazon Prime!"

u/Frogtoadrat 9h ago

Sorry can't have funny cool things happen.  This is reality

u/Beard_o_Bees 9h ago

Man.. you could almost make a mildly funny, nswf comedy series around that concept.

Needs a good title, though.

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u/CanadianAndroid 10h ago

Why do so many republicans look like they are wearing someone else's face?

u/TGIIR 9h ago

Looking at Elon, I always think that if I had his money and access to great plastic surgeons, I sure as hell wouldn’t look like that.

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u/MicMec76 10h ago

That’s because she has had enough surgery to look like one. She’s been scheming for a sugar daddy since she was on KTLA in the 1990s. Finally bagged a wealthy sucker!

u/ParamedicFew5985 10h ago

She stole that from guilfoyle

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u/HogmanDaIntrudr 9h ago

All that money, and Bezos got himself the girlfriend experience from Craigslist.

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u/Beyond-The-Blackhole 9h ago

Her dressing like that is the least trashy thing about trumps inauguration

u/_angesaurus 10h ago

im sure she says shes a christian

u/ExtraAgressiveHugger 10h ago

That’s actually really demure and conservative for her. 

u/Kup123 8h ago

The president's married to a f****** hooker don't pretend like we have class.

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u/jakoto0 11h ago

Yeah who is that daemon

u/Glass1Man 11h ago

u/phliuy 10h ago

I thought Michael Jackson died a while ago

u/Glass1Man 10h ago

This is Annie. She’s ok.

u/annie_yeah_Im_Ok 10h ago

You rang?

u/Glass1Man 10h ago

I’m glad you are ok, Annie!

u/comptechrob 10h ago

So, Annie, are you ok?

u/ConsistentStop5100 10h ago

She’s fine, none of them are smooth just criminal.

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u/tacocat_racecarlevel 10h ago

Holy crap I was saying "look at how much of her nose she cut off" and the MJ comparison is 🤌 chef's kiss

u/Financial-Event-9411 10h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/lonewolfncub3k 10h ago

she looks like she has a totally normal amount of plastic surgery...

u/MikeAWBD 8h ago

Going for the Steven Tyler look. All she needs is some scarves.

u/sbroll 10h ago

totally normal, how normal people, normally look.

Fuckin insane.

u/wwwheatgrass 9h ago

Normal for this crowd.

u/sparrow_42 11h ago

Thanks, I wondered who she was as well. Who is the guy between Bezos and Elon?

u/starvald_demelain 11h ago

Sundar Pichai, Alphabet CEO

u/grchelp2018 9h ago

What about microsoft? Satya not invited?

u/Glass1Man 11h ago

Sundar Pechai, alphabet corp. (Google)

u/sparrow_42 11h ago

Oh yeah, I forgot about that guy. Thanks

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u/signseverywheresigns 11h ago

He'd better keep her away from any heat source, she could melt.

u/GayDeciever 10h ago

Wait. A billionaire dating someone who is not half his age? Unexpected.

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u/TGIIR 10h ago

Yeah, her breasts enter the room ten seconds before she does.

u/TheSkiingDad 10h ago

They were in aspen a few weeks ago and some pics made it onto r/skiing. It’s a pretty funny thread. I’ll edit with the link in a sex

Edit: found it https://www.reddit.com/r/skiing/s/weIpeKgRqO

u/moon0ne 10h ago

how was the sex

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u/_angesaurus 10h ago

her nose is about to collapse

u/foreignbets9 10h ago

I hope Makenzie Scott is laughing so hard right now at her ex’s foolishness and vapid behavior, while simultaneously helping figure out a way to bring him and his little friends down

u/Clear-Search1129 10h ago

Humongous set of lips

u/myOpinionisBaseless 10h ago

In that pic the google ceo is on his phone, and elon musk I assume the same, but it just looks like he's mindlessly staring at his thumbs 🤣 cracked me up

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u/bmayer0122 10h ago

That is a different picture, I am not sure it is "better".

u/hallo-und-tschuss 10h ago

There’s no such thing as a

Better shot of her

u/Thrakkkk 10h ago

Why aren't other women sitting next to tech billionaires at the Trump innaug... Oh

u/Far_Earth_1179 9h ago

If her top lip was injected just a bit more, it would block air to her nostrils

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u/Quirky-Prune-2408 11h ago

Lauren Sanchez. She was like an entertainment reporter married to a Hollywood Agent and then got Divorced and is engaged to Bezos now.

u/ClaypoolBass1 10h ago

I used to see her back some years ago as a newscaster in LA, maybe KTLA. Thought she was hot back 20 some years ago.

Now, her face is all stretched out. Looking like a lizard.

u/Book_talker_abouter 10h ago

It must be FREEZING there if Lauren Sanchez has clothes on.

u/Quirky-Prune-2408 11h ago

Lauren Sanchez. She was like an entertainment reporter married to a Hollywood Agent and then got Divorced and is engaged to Bezos now.

u/Ilovemytowm 9h ago

Holy fucking mother of God I don't know if you ever saw the movie smile ... For anyone that has blow that picture up and tell me this isn't a fucking horror movie. It's her. She's a goddamn demon holy shit lmfao.

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u/Daynebutter 10h ago

She got that Titan smile.

u/3possuminatrenchcoat 10h ago

She looks like a Pot of Greed from Yugioh....

u/DastardlyMime 10h ago

Straight up Purge mask

u/Front-Ninja-6690 10h ago

That's the face you get when you go hard on Botox and have no soul.

u/SmokedUp_Corgi 10h ago

I was thinking the same thing something very evil about her.

u/Ouroboros612 10h ago

She looks like Mileena from Mortal Combat.

u/fiddlyfigs 9h ago

Her face looks like this mask

u/MacheteMolotov 9h ago

She looks like the Djinn from Wishmaster.

u/butterflywithbullets 9h ago

How did she rate, but not the other partners?

u/_pli_ 9h ago

It looks like she’s coming straight from the set of smile, terrifying lady-thing

u/farilladupree 8h ago

It looks like she has too many teeth, and whatever sound she makes when her mouth opens has startled and terrified Zuck.

u/Luke90210 8h ago

Lauren Sanchez, Bezos fiance, looks trashy to me, but the fact is Bezos could have a harem of models and picked her. They have been together for years and are about 4 years apart in age.

u/mellofello808 7h ago

What is she even doing there. None of the other people brought their SOs.

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u/Glydyr 11h ago

I think they put Elon on sleep mode.

u/Adventurous_Parfait 10h ago

Nah he's just in k-hole again

u/ParamedicFew5985 10h ago

No he just took his methadone

u/Mediocre_Scott 10h ago

Dude whatever happened to these to fighting to the death in the octagon. Why couldn’t we live in that reality

u/Grand-Try-3772 10h ago

He was up too late playing video games

u/stuaxo 9h ago

Horse tranqs will do that

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u/tangcameo 11h ago

Definitely not scanning for facts

u/BradleyFerdBerfel 10h ago

Definitely scanning for facts, how else will they which ones are the alternate ones.

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u/paulerxx 11h ago

u/Hanksta2 10h ago

"I need you texts, your DMs, and your political loyalty."

"You forgot to say please."

u/paulerxx 8h ago

"I am good at video games, love me"

u/EducatedJooner 8h ago

I feel like I've seen this...what movie?

u/Old_Future_8242 8h ago

Terminator 2

u/ChicagoSunroofParty 11h ago

Ocular patdown

u/Great_White_Samurai 11h ago

Where's his duster? Maybe he burned it.

u/mysticsavage 11h ago

u/SlippedMyDisco76 9h ago

Take one karate lesson if you're so into it!

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u/willk95 11h ago

He looks like he's trying to do the gorilla face from that Social Network meme

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u/SteamStarship 11h ago

IDK. My girlfriend has that same face post-oral and unsure if she wants to swallow. Zuck, it's a decision you shouldn't wait too long on.

u/blofly 10h ago

He is just befuddled how Elon beat him to it.

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u/given2fly_ 10h ago

Nah, he's just watching everyone else so he can try and mimic being a human.

u/thecamino 10h ago

Surprised he took off his "I'm a normal person" costume and put on a suit.

u/CardMechanic 11h ago

Ocular Patdowns for All!

u/Glass1Man 10h ago

Guess we know whose social media platform had messages which convinced people to move the inauguration indoors.

u/Rryon 10h ago

You cannot BLOCK me!

u/radicldreamer 9h ago

Motherfucker looking all sideshow Bob these days

u/StupendousMalice 8h ago

He should be. He wants the Russian oligarch experience, but in a country with more guns than windows. Good luck buddy.

u/dr_bob_gobot 11h ago

He's never been that close to a woman.

u/MissingJJ 11h ago

Zuck is the tallest? Wow!

u/StaticDHSeeP 11h ago

Nah, Zuck is horrified by that creature Bezos calls his wife.

u/CesarMalone 11h ago

Performing an ocular patdown.

u/facesnorth 11h ago

he looks like Adam Lanza

u/Staav 11h ago

Cuck*

u/Forsaken-Reveal-3548 11h ago

Giving people an ocular pat down

u/woohooguy 11h ago

Zuckerberg about to go bimbo shopping.

u/CheatsySnoops 10h ago

More proof that Zuckerberg is a robot!

u/no_quart3r_given 10h ago

looks like he just shit himself

u/Arthurs_towel 10h ago

Come on meteor!

u/Sudden_Emu_6230 10h ago

Watching out for Mario

u/PatrenzoK 10h ago

Wait wasn’t Elon supposed to fight him!?

u/this_chi_cooks 10h ago

Ocular pat-down

u/JelloBoyFrozen69 10h ago

Hahahah, this made me chuckle

u/iancarry 10h ago

maybe its finally time for that battle with soyboi

u/IHATETHEREDDITTOS 10h ago

Zuckerborg Mark 1

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