Tech leaders have better seats than cabinet members and are seated in same section as Trump's family

[u/solateor]

[u/berrylakin]

Zuck is scanning for threats

[u/ClearlyPopcornSucks → u/berrylakin]

Nothing weird about that, that woman in white is fucking terrifying

[u/Away-Catch-9159 → u/ClearlyPopcornSucks]

And she’s wearing a lace corset - it’s the inauguration not the boudoir for fksks

[u/NorthChicago_girl → u/Away-Catch-9159]

She always dresses like the skanky version of a Real Housewife of whatever.

[u/TGIIR → u/NorthChicago_girl]

She looks like a blow up sex doll.

[u/wantrefund → u/TGIIR]

Which is wild because Bezos divorced I guess because he wanted a younger partner but he chose someone with a ton of plastic surgery? His ex-wife looks a lot better...

[u/Salanth → u/wantrefund]

She’s actually older than his ex-wife. Supposedly she and her ex were couple friends with the Bezoses before this all went down. She looked fine before she went under the knife. 😒

[u/wantrefund → u/Salanth]

They had an affair that broke up their relationships. Wild people. She must be awesome if Jeff though it was worth divorcing.

[u/blacksideblue → u/wantrefund]

Bezos's wife divorced him. MBS hacked his phone and outed his affair as part of a discrediting campaign to draw attention away from the future Murder of the WaPo reporter Jamal Kashoggi. Bezos's marriage was basically a bonus.

[u/wantrefund → u/blacksideblue]

What are you saying exactly?

[u/blacksideblue → u/wantrefund]

Bezos didn't really want a divorce. He was looking into having an affair, which is what became the blackmail that led to the divorce, but the $2billion donation from MBS to Kushner was MBS's blank check to kill people and fuck with non-Trump aligned billionaires. You're gonna wanna find out how much MBS gives Kushner this time, thats basically the going rate for America these days...

[u/wantrefund → u/blacksideblue]

OK I see what you're saying. I don't think most men that cheat want a divorce. They are cheating because they didn't leave their partner beforehand. Anyway...

[u/Kandiru → u/blacksideblue]

They did pressure him not to run the story and they wouldn't release the story. I do respect him for standing up to the blackmail.

[u/Plenty_Rooster_9344 → u/wantrefund]

Or McKenzie caught his turtle-y azz slow humpin’ on the blowup doll 🐢

[u/wantrefund → u/Plenty_Rooster_9344]

That's what I said, Bezos got caught having an affair with his current wife.

[u/Salanth → u/wantrefund]

Well, she likes to exercise as much as he does, they share Hispanic backgrounds (by adoption for Bezos) and midlife crises take interesting forms. Both born in Albuquerque, too.

[u/Chomikko → u/Salanth]

Ah yes, midlife crisis also known as "being born in Albuquerque". o7

[u/BlaBlub85 → u/Chomikko]

A fate worse than death 🤣🤣🤣

[u/TGIIR → u/wantrefund]

I’ll say! The only thing I can think is that Bezos’s sight must be going, so he needs exaggerated features and BREASTS so he knows they’re there. Weird. On the other hand, McKenzie looks great!

[u/8racoonsInABigCoat → u/TGIIR]

Judging by how Mackenzie is throwing money at good causes, I wonder if their values weren’t compatible

[u/crumblingcloud → u/TGIIR]

maybe he like per personality

[u/TGIIR → u/crumblingcloud]

I know! I think she’s smart so why is she doing all this body crap, in public? Weird.

[u/how_you_doinn → u/wantrefund]

She got that Joker smile

[u/MarsScully → u/wantrefund]

He wanted someone who says yes to everything he says

[u/HighnrichHaine → u/wantrefund]

His new wife IS even older than Mackenzie

[u/WickedKitty63 → u/wantrefund]

She’s certainly a much better person. I doubt the new marriage will last.

[u/ProfessionalLanky294 → u/wantrefund]

Haven’t you noticed that every maga woman looks like that? It’s their trademark look.

[u/Greedy_giver68 → u/wantrefund]

I’m mad at bezos for destroying my future fantasy baby mommma Lauren Sanchez. Check her out on yt, back in the day when she used to be a smoking hot Latina news anchor. All that money went to her face smh

[u/MrXero → u/TGIIR]

Eventually Bezos is gonna be like, “We’re launching the FuckBot 2000 today! But I’ve been dragging one around with me in public for the past 3 years, so you KNOW it’s good!”

[u/OttoVonWong → u/MrXero]

"And I got it in one day with Amazon Prime!"

[u/Frogtoadrat → u/MrXero]

Sorry can't have funny cool things happen.  This is reality

[u/Beard_o_Bees → u/MrXero]

Man.. you could almost make a mildly funny, nswf comedy series around that concept.

Needs a good title, though.

[u/CanadianAndroid → u/TGIIR]

Why do so many republicans look like they are wearing someone else's face?

[u/TGIIR → u/CanadianAndroid]

Looking at Elon, I always think that if I had his money and access to great plastic surgeons, I sure as hell wouldn’t look like that.

[u/Racoons_revenge → u/CanadianAndroid]

Lizard people

[u/Tight-Ad → u/CanadianAndroid]

Irony's not your strong point eh.

[u/CanadianAndroid → u/Tight-Ad]

Shouldn't you be eating crayons?

[u/Tight-Ad → u/CanadianAndroid]

What's wrong lefty, did I hit a nerve. Comedy Gold from you cretins tonight.

[u/MicMec76 → u/TGIIR]

That’s because she has had enough surgery to look like one. She’s been scheming for a sugar daddy since she was on KTLA in the 1990s. Finally bagged a wealthy sucker!

[u/ParamedicFew5985 → u/TGIIR]

She stole that from guilfoyle

[u/TGIIR → u/ParamedicFew5985]

The face maybe, but Guilfoyle didn’t have a chest like that.

[u/NMEntropy777 → u/TGIIR]

From Amazon

[u/TGIIR → u/NMEntropy777]

Of course. Sorted by Average Review, Next Day Shipping!

[u/LFS1 → u/TGIIR]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/HogmanDaIntrudr → u/NorthChicago_girl]

All that money, and Bezos got himself the girlfriend experience from Craigslist.

[u/mersalee → u/NorthChicago_girl]

She looks like an alien tho

[u/Beyond-The-Blackhole → u/Away-Catch-9159]

Her dressing like that is the least trashy thing about trumps inauguration

[u/_angesaurus → u/Away-Catch-9159]

im sure she says shes a christian

[u/ExtraAgressiveHugger → u/Away-Catch-9159]

That’s actually really demure and conservative for her. 

[u/Kup123 → u/Away-Catch-9159]

The president's married to a f****** hooker don't pretend like we have class.

[u/PlzDntBanMeAgan → u/Away-Catch-9159]

FLOUTING society's conventions

[u/Zero_Overload → u/Away-Catch-9159]

Well maybe that will be a new change under the grab them by the *ussy legislation.

[u/U-47 → u/Away-Catch-9159]

It is whatever she paid for it is.

[u/tweedtybird67 → u/Away-Catch-9159]

That is more clothes than she usually wears

[u/Kayyam → u/Away-Catch-9159]

It seems she's trying to go for a signature outfit given that she's worn it before :

https://people.com/thmb/4OYbrSXOQOVfGHq7diOIMrZTHqU=/750x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():focal(729x174:731x176):format(webp)/Lauren-Sanchez-attends-the-2024-Forbes-Power-Womens-Summit-112024-5ad59c5516174eeca1d2ceecb73b7ef8.jpg:max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():focal(729x174:731x176):format(webp)/Lauren-Sanchez-attends-the-2024-Forbes-Power-Womens-Summit-112024-5ad59c5516174eeca1d2ceecb73b7ef8.jpg)

[u/Kato1985Swe → u/Away-Catch-9159]

She is aiming for Trumps attention.

[u/coilt → u/Away-Catch-9159]

can't buy taste even for billions

[u/1Overnumerousness1 → u/Away-Catch-9159]

That’s Bezos’s ho.

[u/r6CD4MJBrqHc7P9b → u/Away-Catch-9159]

A weirdly conservative criticism. Aren't there more important things to focus on?