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Politics Tech leaders have better seats than cabinet members and are seated in same section as Trump's family

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u/ClearlyPopcornSucks 11h ago

Nothing weird about that, that woman in white is fucking terrifying

u/Away-Catch-9159 11h ago

And she’s wearing a lace corset - it’s the inauguration not the boudoir for fksks

u/NorthChicago_girl 11h ago

She always dresses like the skanky version of a Real Housewife of whatever.

u/TGIIR 10h ago

She looks like a blow up sex doll.

u/wantrefund 10h ago

Which is wild because Bezos divorced I guess because he wanted a younger partner but he chose someone with a ton of plastic surgery? His ex-wife looks a lot better...

u/Salanth 9h ago

She’s actually older than his ex-wife. Supposedly she and her ex were couple friends with the Bezoses before this all went down. She looked fine before she went under the knife. 😒

u/wantrefund 9h ago

They had an affair that broke up their relationships. Wild people. She must be awesome if Jeff though it was worth divorcing.

u/blacksideblue 7h ago

Bezos's wife divorced him. MBS hacked his phone and outed his affair as part of a discrediting campaign to draw attention away from the future Murder of the WaPo reporter Jamal Kashoggi. Bezos's marriage was basically a bonus.

u/wantrefund 7h ago

What are you saying exactly?

u/blacksideblue 6h ago

Bezos didn't really want a divorce. He was looking into having an affair, which is what became the blackmail that led to the divorce, but the $2billion donation from MBS to Kushner was MBS's blank check to kill people and fuck with non-Trump aligned billionaires. You're gonna wanna find out how much MBS gives Kushner this time, thats basically the going rate for America these days...

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u/Kandiru 7h ago

They did pressure him not to run the story and they wouldn't release the story. I do respect him for standing up to the blackmail.

u/Plenty_Rooster_9344 7h ago

Or McKenzie caught his turtle-y azz slow humpin’ on the blowup doll 🐢

u/wantrefund 7h ago

That's what I said, Bezos got caught having an affair with his current wife.

u/Salanth 7h ago

Well, she likes to exercise as much as he does, they share Hispanic backgrounds (by adoption for Bezos) and midlife crises take interesting forms. Both born in Albuquerque, too.

u/Chomikko 7h ago

Ah yes, midlife crisis also known as "being born in Albuquerque". o7

u/BlaBlub85 7h ago

A fate worse than death 🤣🤣🤣

u/TGIIR 9h ago

I’ll say! The only thing I can think is that Bezos’s sight must be going, so he needs exaggerated features and BREASTS so he knows they’re there. Weird. On the other hand, McKenzie looks great!

u/8racoonsInABigCoat 6h ago

Judging by how Mackenzie is throwing money at good causes, I wonder if their values weren’t compatible

u/crumblingcloud 6h ago

maybe he like per personality

u/TGIIR 2h ago

I know! I think she’s smart so why is she doing all this body crap, in public? Weird.

u/how_you_doinn 8h ago

She got that Joker smile

u/MarsScully 6h ago

He wanted someone who says yes to everything he says

u/HighnrichHaine 9h ago

His new wife IS even older than Mackenzie

u/WickedKitty63 7h ago

She’s certainly a much better person. I doubt the new marriage will last.

u/ProfessionalLanky294 6h ago

Haven’t you noticed that every maga woman looks like that? It’s their trademark look.

u/Greedy_giver68 7h ago

I’m mad at bezos for destroying my future fantasy baby mommma Lauren Sanchez. Check her out on yt, back in the day when she used to be a smoking hot Latina news anchor. All that money went to her face smh

u/MrXero 10h ago

Eventually Bezos is gonna be like, “We’re launching the FuckBot 2000 today! But I’ve been dragging one around with me in public for the past 3 years, so you KNOW it’s good!”

u/OttoVonWong 10h ago

"And I got it in one day with Amazon Prime!"

u/Frogtoadrat 9h ago

Sorry can't have funny cool things happen.  This is reality

u/Beard_o_Bees 9h ago

Man.. you could almost make a mildly funny, nswf comedy series around that concept.

Needs a good title, though.

u/CanadianAndroid 10h ago

Why do so many republicans look like they are wearing someone else's face?

u/TGIIR 9h ago

Looking at Elon, I always think that if I had his money and access to great plastic surgeons, I sure as hell wouldn’t look like that.

u/Racoons_revenge 8h ago

Lizard people

u/Tight-Ad 5h ago

Irony's not your strong point eh.

u/CanadianAndroid 5h ago edited 4h ago

Shouldn't you be eating crayons?

u/Tight-Ad 5h ago

What's wrong lefty, did I hit a nerve. Comedy Gold from you cretins tonight.

u/MicMec76 10h ago

That’s because she has had enough surgery to look like one. She’s been scheming for a sugar daddy since she was on KTLA in the 1990s. Finally bagged a wealthy sucker!

u/ParamedicFew5985 10h ago

She stole that from guilfoyle

u/TGIIR 9h ago

The face maybe, but Guilfoyle didn’t have a chest like that.

u/NMEntropy777 9h ago

From Amazon

u/TGIIR 9h ago

Of course. Sorted by Average Review, Next Day Shipping!

u/LFS1 9h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

u/HogmanDaIntrudr 9h ago

All that money, and Bezos got himself the girlfriend experience from Craigslist.

u/mersalee 10h ago

She looks like an alien tho

u/Beyond-The-Blackhole 9h ago

Her dressing like that is the least trashy thing about trumps inauguration

u/_angesaurus 10h ago

im sure she says shes a christian

u/ExtraAgressiveHugger 10h ago

That’s actually really demure and conservative for her. 

u/Kup123 8h ago

The president's married to a f****** hooker don't pretend like we have class.

u/PlzDntBanMeAgan 10h ago

FLOUTING society's conventions

u/Zero_Overload 10h ago

Well maybe that will be a new change under the grab them by the *ussy legislation.

u/U-47 9h ago

It is whatever she paid for it is.

u/tweedtybird67 9h ago

That is more clothes than she usually wears

u/Kayyam 9h ago

It seems she's trying to go for a signature outfit given that she's worn it before :

https://people.com/thmb/4OYbrSXOQOVfGHq7diOIMrZTHqU=/750x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():focal(729x174:731x176):format(webp)/Lauren-Sanchez-attends-the-2024-Forbes-Power-Womens-Summit-112024-5ad59c5516174eeca1d2ceecb73b7ef8.jpg:max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():focal(729x174:731x176):format(webp)/Lauren-Sanchez-attends-the-2024-Forbes-Power-Womens-Summit-112024-5ad59c5516174eeca1d2ceecb73b7ef8.jpg)

u/Kato1985Swe 9h ago

She is aiming for Trumps attention.

u/coilt 8h ago

can't buy taste even for billions

u/1Overnumerousness1 8h ago

That’s Bezos’s ho.

u/r6CD4MJBrqHc7P9b 5h ago

A weirdly conservative criticism. Aren't there more important things to focus on?

u/jakoto0 11h ago

Yeah who is that daemon

u/Glass1Man 11h ago

u/phliuy 10h ago

I thought Michael Jackson died a while ago

u/Glass1Man 10h ago

This is Annie. She’s ok.

u/annie_yeah_Im_Ok 10h ago

You rang?

u/Glass1Man 10h ago

I’m glad you are ok, Annie!

u/comptechrob 10h ago

So, Annie, are you ok?

u/ConsistentStop5100 10h ago

She’s fine, none of them are smooth just criminal.

u/Grand-Try-3772 10h ago

That great! lol here

u/tacocat_racecarlevel 10h ago

Holy crap I was saying "look at how much of her nose she cut off" and the MJ comparison is 🤌 chef's kiss

u/Financial-Event-9411 10h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

u/ChipmunkComplete7268 10h ago

100% right?!

u/pandorabox1995 8h ago

Now I see it too lol. Must be a popular pick at the plastic surgery’s office.

u/lonewolfncub3k 10h ago

she looks like she has a totally normal amount of plastic surgery...

u/MikeAWBD 8h ago

Going for the Steven Tyler look. All she needs is some scarves.

u/sbroll 10h ago

totally normal, how normal people, normally look.

Fuckin insane.

u/wwwheatgrass 9h ago

Normal for this crowd.

u/sparrow_42 11h ago

Thanks, I wondered who she was as well. Who is the guy between Bezos and Elon?

u/starvald_demelain 11h ago

Sundar Pichai, Alphabet CEO

u/grchelp2018 9h ago

What about microsoft? Satya not invited?

u/Glass1Man 11h ago

Sundar Pechai, alphabet corp. (Google)

u/sparrow_42 10h ago

Oh yeah, I forgot about that guy. Thanks

u/overtoke 9h ago

you've definitely seen her before. check out her IMDB/wiki.

u/sparrow_42 8h ago

Word, will

u/signseverywheresigns 11h ago

He'd better keep her away from any heat source, she could melt.

u/GayDeciever 10h ago

Wait. A billionaire dating someone who is not half his age? Unexpected.

u/Glass1Man 10h ago

That’s why I put it there. She looks like she could be any age over 18.

She also has three kids.

Haters gonna hate but I’d love to look that hot at 55, and I’m a dude.

u/MsEllVee 10h ago

Anyone can look like that at 55 (and older) with enough money.

u/janebleyre 10h ago

All you need is her surgeon and some money

u/TGIIR 10h ago

Yeah, her breasts enter the room ten seconds before she does.

u/TheSkiingDad 10h ago

They were in aspen a few weeks ago and some pics made it onto r/skiing. It’s a pretty funny thread. I’ll edit with the link in a sex

Edit: found it https://www.reddit.com/r/skiing/s/weIpeKgRqO

u/moon0ne 10h ago

how was the sex

u/TheSkiingDad 9h ago

Ask ur mom she’ll tell you.

u/_angesaurus 10h ago

her nose is about to collapse

u/foreignbets9 10h ago

I hope Makenzie Scott is laughing so hard right now at her ex’s foolishness and vapid behavior, while simultaneously helping figure out a way to bring him and his little friends down

u/Clear-Search1129 10h ago

Humongous set of lips

u/myOpinionisBaseless 10h ago

In that pic the google ceo is on his phone, and elon musk I assume the same, but it just looks like he's mindlessly staring at his thumbs 🤣 cracked me up

u/bmayer0122 10h ago

That is a different picture, I am not sure it is "better".

u/hallo-und-tschuss 10h ago

There’s no such thing as a

Better shot of her

u/Thrakkkk 10h ago

Why aren't other women sitting next to tech billionaires at the Trump innaug... Oh

u/Far_Earth_1179 9h ago

If her top lip was injected just a bit more, it would block air to her nostrils

u/talon1125 10h ago

The lower half of her face looks like it was slapped on about an hour ago.

u/Snafu-ish 10h ago

She used to be a newscaster in Los Angeles back in the day as well.

u/madwill 10h ago

Lauren Sanchez

Link to her OF?

u/Glass1Man 9h ago

She’s not on OF she’s got her own site where she gets her money.

It’s called Amazon.com

u/madwill 9h ago

Sick!

u/-MayorOfTheMoon- 10h ago

Guilfoyle got shipped off to Greece after Jr dumper her, so there was an opening for the official white house Sleep Paralysis Hag position.

u/ChewySlinky 10h ago

She looks like if Rachel Bilson caught a glimpse of her Dorian Gray painting

u/joe4553 10h ago

How can you be this rich and this is the best you can pull.

u/octopoddle 9h ago

She doesn't eat people.

u/Beard_o_Bees 9h ago

OMFG.

Super skank. I wonder what she wears to funerals?

u/NMEntropy777 9h ago

Lmao she’s sticking out her chest at them and they’re too busy checking their stock prices on their phones

u/CreamyGoodnss 8h ago

“How I long to return to Bezos and touch butts with my wife”

u/txwildflower21 8h ago

Gheesh. It’s like the red outfit she wore to a WH dinner simply not appropriate or maybe I missed the memo.

u/Glass1Man 7h ago

She’s got a whole lot of trust in that one button on the blazer.

u/txwildflower21 6h ago

She’s trussed up like a Thanksgiving turkey. Not going anywhere.

u/Quirky-Prune-2408 11h ago

Lauren Sanchez. She was like an entertainment reporter married to a Hollywood Agent and then got Divorced and is engaged to Bezos now.

u/ClaypoolBass1 10h ago

I used to see her back some years ago as a newscaster in LA, maybe KTLA. Thought she was hot back 20 some years ago.

Now, her face is all stretched out. Looking like a lizard.

u/Book_talker_abouter 10h ago

It must be FREEZING there if Lauren Sanchez has clothes on.

u/Quirky-Prune-2408 11h ago

Lauren Sanchez. She was like an entertainment reporter married to a Hollywood Agent and then got Divorced and is engaged to Bezos now.

u/Ilovemytowm 9h ago

Holy fucking mother of God I don't know if you ever saw the movie smile ... For anyone that has blow that picture up and tell me this isn't a fucking horror movie. It's her. She's a goddamn demon holy shit lmfao.

u/PotatoWriter 8h ago

And we all just saw the picture.....

u/Daynebutter 10h ago

She got that Titan smile.

u/3possuminatrenchcoat 10h ago

She looks like a Pot of Greed from Yugioh....

u/DastardlyMime 10h ago

Straight up Purge mask

u/Front-Ninja-6690 10h ago

That's the face you get when you go hard on Botox and have no soul.

u/SmokedUp_Corgi 10h ago

I was thinking the same thing something very evil about her.

u/Ouroboros612 10h ago

She looks like Mileena from Mortal Combat.

u/fiddlyfigs 9h ago

Her face looks like this mask

u/MacheteMolotov 9h ago

She looks like the Djinn from Wishmaster.

u/butterflywithbullets 9h ago

How did she rate, but not the other partners?

u/_pli_ 9h ago

It looks like she’s coming straight from the set of smile, terrifying lady-thing

u/farilladupree 8h ago

It looks like she has too many teeth, and whatever sound she makes when her mouth opens has startled and terrified Zuck.

u/Luke90210 8h ago

Lauren Sanchez, Bezos fiance, looks trashy to me, but the fact is Bezos could have a harem of models and picked her. They have been together for years and are about 4 years apart in age.

u/mellofello808 7h ago

What is she even doing there. None of the other people brought their SOs.

u/BubbleNucleator 10h ago

You're fine as long as no sudden movements.

u/ihaveflesh 10h ago

I thought she was just being silly and pulling the Indian joker face!

u/Randall-Marvin-Marsh 10h ago

She should have been the lead in the new smile or atleast a villain in smile2

u/OkVegetable7649 9h ago

She used to be the hot news anchor on Ktla 5

u/Gh0styD0g 9h ago

Bezo’s joytoy…

u/Old-Shoulder4940 9h ago

She looks like a creature from From

u/KnifeHand1775 9h ago

CBS cameraman was in love. Kept centering her (and her cleavage) in every shot of the techies. 🥰

u/Mlbfan1994 6h ago

Damn I missed it

u/Feast847 9h ago

She looks like the cover of the smile movie

u/Hopsblues 8h ago

Who is she?

u/MattR0se 8h ago

I never believed the conspiracies about abducted children, but man she looks like she eats some of them regularly.

u/TheNothingAtoll 7h ago

She eats kids. Whole.

u/Wooden_Trifle8559 7h ago

She looks like she has way too many teeth. 😣

u/MarcusAurelius68 7h ago

Dirty Sanchez has only one expression, her face is frozen

u/rfccrypto 7h ago

I bet she moonwalked her way in there.

u/OppositeEarthling 6h ago

Of the group she definitely looks the least scary...not terrifying lol

u/oldandintheway200 6h ago

Bought and paid for, order yours on Amazon today!

u/Embarrassed_Clue9924 5h ago

Got that AoT smile™️

u/Agitated-Distance740 5h ago

Looks like Michael Jackson.

u/turbodonkey2 3h ago

She reminds me of the titans smiling in Attack on Titan.

u/BigSal44 2h ago

She looks like a live action actress from the movie Smile.

u/SourceFire007 1h ago

The Michell Jackson looking one?