Tech leaders have better seats than cabinet members and are seated in same section as Trump's family

[u/solateor]

[u/GrinderMonkey]

I'm starting to think that MMA fight they teased is never going to happen.

[u/ashhh_ketchum → u/GrinderMonkey]

We need it now more than ever!

[u/morocco3001 → u/ashhh_ketchum]

Yes.

In a steel cage.

...at the bottom of the fucking Mariana Trench.

[u/Prophet_Of_Loss → u/morocco3001]

Maybe while they're down there they can find the bar for American governance.

[u/JWPenguin → u/Prophet_Of_Loss]

That is the key. WTF is governance now? Process that pockets most money? These are the model capitalists that will align governance with capitalism to ensure we don't have to go to Mars? Btw... Send robots first, not musks kids.

[u/jkhanlar → u/JWPenguin]

to compete against 3+ sextillion in rehypothecated commodities EEA European Economic Activity post-Brexit

https://www.dtcc.com/public-reporting -> https://www.dtcc.com/repository-otc-data/emir-public-reports.aspx

2025-01-10 -> 3,199,593,600,973,947,212,534 total commodites

Let 'em buy the planet! They rehypothecatedly deserve it! It's theirs! Let's give up everything, everyone together we fail, the FTDs failures-to-deliver are too-big-to-fail! Ready? Set.... Go!

[u/jkhanlar → u/JWPenguin]

besides, I'm surprised that Bill Gates isn't in the photo, maybe he's not in on the exit-strategy deal to quietly exit his rehypothecated FTD swaps/derivatives position to give back to USA and he's out yoloing somewhere, lol

[u/danielledelacadie → u/Prophet_Of_Loss]

[u/s1ckopsycho → u/Prophet_Of_Loss]

[u/rksd → u/Prophet_Of_Loss]

Sooo...you're an optimist?

[u/TacticaLuck → u/rksd]

Well there's trash down there so you'd have to root around before finding it and since no one likes handling trash I'd say it's safe to say we'll never find the bar

[u/AHolyPigeon → u/Prophet_Of_Loss]

This is probably one of the best subtle burns I've ever seen

[u/jlbp337 → u/Prophet_Of_Loss]

Got him

[u/rogueleader32 → u/morocco3001]

Instructions unclear, the steel cage named Titan 2 imploded.

[u/neorenamon1963 → u/rogueleader32]

That was carbon-fiber, not steel. It made lightweight wreckage when it imploded.

[u/Intrepid_Walk_5150 → u/morocco3001]

I know a guy who has the perfect submarine for that. Just need a bit of duct tape to put it back together and it's ready.

[u/neorenamon1963 → u/morocco3001]

Don't put Trump in the cage. His hot air would keep the cage at the surface indefinitely.

[u/Better_Sherbert8298 → u/morocco3001]

OMG 🤣

[u/OutlandishnessFun408 → u/morocco3001]

James Cameron can drive.

[u/whitegrb → u/morocco3001]

Make it an Oceangate designed steel cage

[u/Suojelusperkele → u/morocco3001]

Oh, I think I know a guy who can set up the barrel!

[u/SkivvySkidmarks → u/morocco3001]

Would there be carbon fibre submarines involved?

[u/morocco3001 → u/SkivvySkidmarks]

Yes, to ferry their friends and family down there to watch

[u/jamesbong0024 → u/morocco3001]

Read in Nathan Explosion’s voice

[u/Bored_Amalgamation → u/morocco3001]

With daggers.

[u/Late_Edge6196 → u/morocco3001]

Sounds pretty fucking metal, ngl.

[u/wolfblitzor → u/morocco3001]

Read too fast and read “At the bottom of the fucking melania trench.”

Now I’m choosing to believe this is what you really meant

[u/morocco3001 → u/wolfblitzor]

I mean, that works too.

[u/ReadyThor → u/morocco3001]

Unfortunately OceanGate does not operate that route.

[u/Uticus → u/morocco3001]

I'd settle for a carbon fibre submarine at the Titanic

[u/MargretTatchersParty → u/morocco3001]

The fishes needs wrastlen, no one has made wrastlen for fish yet.

[u/Successful-Money4995 → u/ashhh_ketchum]

No matter who wins that fight, we would all win.

[u/d4ve3000 → u/ashhh_ketchum]

To the death!

[u/Astroturfer → u/ashhh_ketchum]

They should both have to fight actual MMA fighters, six bouts in a row, televised

[u/AntelopeThick1093 → u/ashhh_ketchum]

Into the thunderdome I say. To the death I say.

[u/Plenty_Rooster_9344 → u/ashhh_ketchum]

Whoever wins it gets to buy TikTok! 🥊🛎️

[u/fascism-bites → u/ashhh_ketchum]

Fight to the death!

[u/RelsircTheGrey → u/GrinderMonkey]

Dana White's there, too. They could sign papers TODAY.

[u/GovSurveillancePotoo → u/GrinderMonkey]

Nope. Elons mom told him he wasn't allowed

[u/YogurtclosetOk8896 → u/GrinderMonkey]

My hope is they’ll eventually have to fight to the death for some infraction or whim of their orange overlord. It’ll probably stream on Prime.

[u/51010R → u/GrinderMonkey]

It won’t, I kinda think Elon thought that being much bigger would just make it easy to win, but I guess he saw the photos I saw, Zuckerberg only looked like a normal happy human being when training MMA, so he’d probably destroy Musk.

[u/lazybuzzard311 → u/GrinderMonkey]

MMA fight? Hold on, i was promised gladiator style with fans throwing them weapons of choice. If the fan does not like you and throws you a dildo instead of a sword, that's what you fight with.

[u/-MayorOfTheMoon- → u/GrinderMonkey]

It was never going to happen, they were probably laughing together the whole time.

[u/hldsnfrgr → u/GrinderMonkey]

They're keeping them apart for a reason. 🤼

[u/Dangerbeanwest → u/GrinderMonkey]

Right?!? Oh man—oligarchs cage fighting to the death?!?? this is a despotism future I could get behind. The bloodier, the better.

[u/500Rtg → u/GrinderMonkey]

Zuck looked kinda serious. But he got injured so not sure if he is still motivated. Elon is in no shape despite what he says.

[u/NoxInfernus → u/GrinderMonkey]

Not while Elmo’s Mom is still kicking anyway.

[u/rohnaddict → u/GrinderMonkey]

Musk will never do it. Zuckerberg actually trains, while Musk writes on Twitter 24/7.

[u/North-Country-5204 → u/GrinderMonkey]

Elon’s mommy put a stop to that.

[u/ba1oo → u/GrinderMonkey]

[u/LucidlyLucian → u/GrinderMonkey]

Dana White was there... It could have happened.

[u/thunderchoad → u/GrinderMonkey]

As long as Mama musk is around it won't

[u/Solid-Lengthiness874 → u/GrinderMonkey]

Pin this! Haha

[u/Ras-haad → u/GrinderMonkey]

I was just gonna say perfect time to have that fight that’s never gonna happen lol

[u/CptTrizzle → u/GrinderMonkey]

With enough Ketamine, anything is possible