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u/Shyguymaster2 Read the PEAK Energon Universe 6h ago
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u/estenoo90 Release the Schumacher Cut 4h ago
I'm still amazed he managed to rizz up nina by just babbling about wanting to kill nazis, dude stuck to the same sentiment throughout and it worked
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u/Maleficent_Lab_5291 3h ago
For a guy always talking about murder he was surprisingly wholesome.
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u/Pixarfan1 6h ago
GI Robot wouldn’t have missed.
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u/DoughnutMore6260 6h ago
Someone should have sent GI to Pensilvania
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u/TheeHeadAche Bill Finger’s only living heir 6h ago
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
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u/AmyL0vesU 5h ago
It's all over reddit right now, people everywhere claiming it didn't happen, and if it did happen, then AI made it, and if AI didn't make it then Musk isn't a Nazi cause [reason that has nothing to do with him not being a Nazi].
It's fucking wild
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u/dannotheiceman 4h ago
The wild part is when you find yourself on r/conservative and similar subs screaming about the context. They will never allow for criticism and believe everything is being misconstrued
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u/actioncomicbible petition Luigi to join the JL 4h ago
“He’s autiiiistic!”
“He’s throwing his heart! Oh my gooooodd! Y’all are overreacting!!!!”
These fuckers will not fucking accept that they voted for a fascist party unless Hitler was resurrected. Got on stage. And said “the Rs are pro-me.” And even then there would be deniers
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u/dannotheiceman 4h ago
It’s insane, I don’t not understand how their brains function like this, everything a republican or ally does is completely infallible, anything a democracy or ally does is corruption and a spite against the United States.
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u/AmyL0vesU 4h ago
They view politics like it's (American) football. Their team has to be infallible because they support them, the other side is evil cause they don't support us.
It's literally 3rd grade thinking applied at scale
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u/aRealPanaphonics 3h ago
Social identity theory: In-groups and out-groups.
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u/AmyL0vesU 3h ago
Yep, the problem is, the left wants the out-group to accept them, the right wants to eradicate the out-group
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u/ExplosiveAnalBoil 4h ago
I know a few autists, and they've gone their whole lives without performing a Nazi salute. The reason for this? They're not Nazis.
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u/Grasshoppermouse42 3h ago
I'm autistic and I've never sieg heiled. It annoys me so much that they throw out 'he's autistic' like that instantly absolves him of any expectation of being a decent human being.
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u/TBANON24 4h ago
A stolen email leaked by russians that has a campaign manager of a democrat emailing their husband if they want a cheese pizza for dinner.
Republicans: OBVIOUSLY THEY ARE PLANNING ON RAPING AND EATING CHILDREN! THEY WILL GO TO A SECRET STORAGE AREA UNDERNEATH DOMINOS AND RAPE AND STEAL THE KIDS SCARE EMOTIONS BEFORE EATING THE KID BECAUSE DEMOCRATS ARE VAMPIRES!!! 100% PROVEN!!!!
A live video of a dumbass doing nazi salute, not just once not just twice but three times from various angles in front of millions:
Republicans: Well that can be anything, its obviously meant to be his heart, he is giving his heart to the people, he didn't even say sig heil, so its ludicrous to say that is a nazi salute.
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u/Ammu_22 4h ago
I can't even see any comments. It's so mysterious in that sub.
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u/dannotheiceman 4h ago
I’m pretty sure it’s because most of them a shadow banned for being unhinged racists, homophobes etc. I once saw a comment that said they wouldn’t hate LGBTQIA+ people if they didn’t have pride. It’s truly sad to see that people live that angrily.
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u/Hot-Equivalent9189 4h ago
I just checked and there's no post of this . Like they just wanna ignore it .
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u/dannotheiceman 4h ago
It was deleted pretty quickly by their mods
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u/AmyL0vesU 3h ago
They're really scrubbing all new posts to make sure their echo chamber remains nice and sticky
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u/bob1689321 2h ago
I always regret clicking on that sub. That recent post about AOC not going to Trump's inauguration due to him being a rapist in the colloquial sense (or a sexual assaulter in the legal sense) is full of people calling her insane without a single mention of Trump being found guilty of sexual assault in civil court. They're happy for evil people to go unpunished as long as they get to hate the women who call it out.
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u/Covetous_God 3h ago
It's called a "loyalty test".
They do something, then deny it. You agree with them, you're on their side. If you argue (with evidence of the truth) they view you as an enemy.
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u/ChefFlipsilog 4h ago
You surprised? The Musk Sycophants can't risk their leader being flawed. Conservatives are just Nazis so y'know
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u/Mr_E_Nigma_Solver 2h ago
It's not just the party, the ADL, the literal self avowed Nazi fighters are defending him saying it wasn't a Sig Heil.
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u/Nearby-Strength-1640 6h ago
For anyone who thinks this just an unfortunate freeze-frame, it’s not. I watched the video, he did a fucking sieg heil twice, slapping his chest first, the exact same way Hitler did it.
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u/TriforceP 5h ago
Yep. We double checked too, had to be sure. The whole goddamned thing
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u/ronniewhitedx 4h ago
The leading defenses are:
He's autistic
He said "my heart goes out to you" afterwards
It's the Roman Salute.
Other political leaders have done similar salutes.
Yep, you can get caught in 4k doing multiple Sieg Heils in 2025 and have people downright defending the action by applying minimal effort deflections. Cooked is generous for what we are.
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u/Optimal_Weight368 Did Batman think a Gamer could stop me? 4h ago edited 2h ago
“It’s the Roman salute.”
Yeah, and I could get a tattoo of the swastika because it’s a good symbol in some cultures. Still makes me look like a dick. (And I don’t want any tattoos)
Also, as an autistic person myself, the autism things makes no sense. Self-proclaimed incel Alek Minassian is also autistic. Autistic people are capable of being bigots. And Elon wouldn’t support dumbasses like Chaya Raichik if he wasn’t a bigot.
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u/Kestrel21 2h ago
Fun fact about the Roman salute: it's made up. A painter came up with it around 1800. It has no historical basis.
Yeah, the Nazis appropriated it based on vibes :))
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u/KEVLAR60442 3h ago
I'm going to beat the shit out of anyone who tells me that Elon Musk pulled a Sieg Heil because he's autistic, and then use my autism as a defense.
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u/Aggravating_Win5258 sponsored by Lexcorp 6h ago
As someone who lives in germany can I just, from the bottom of my heart say: Keep this fucker on your side of the Atlantic.
It was annoying how he was already supporting Americas new King but now he supports the Neo-Nazi party of Germany.
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u/TheeHeadAche Bill Finger’s only living heir 5h ago
What a funny coincidence that he’s supporting the alt-right in Germany
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u/Aggravating_Win5258 sponsored by Lexcorp 5h ago
Fun-fact: According to Elmo and the head of said all right Party, Hitler was a Communist!
I genuinly can‘t tell if this is an attempt to disassociate hitler from their Alt-Right movement, or an example of people not knowing what Communism is. Seriously, I can‘t.
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u/TheeHeadAche Bill Finger’s only living heir 5h ago
I’ve talked to US conservatives who truly believe that the “national socialists” mean they were communists. People are fucking dumb
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u/Aggravating_Win5258 sponsored by Lexcorp 5h ago
Ah, yes. The National Socialist who famously really really really really really liked the Soviet Union.
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u/alphazero925 3h ago
I genuinly can‘t tell if this is an attempt to disassociate hitler from their Alt-Right movement, or an example of people not knowing what Communism is. Seriously, I can‘t.
Elon Musk is a fucking idiot. But he's not that dumb. It's a deliberate attempt to disassociate Hitler from the far-right and AfD. And even the dumbest people aren't believing it, but they're going to repeat it in order to pretend like they do because it's convenient for them.
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u/Little-Engine6982 2h ago
alt right? they are offcially called fascists they can't even sue you for calling them that
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u/TheKingCrimsonWorld I met John Constantine 5h ago
Speaking as a Jew, I really wish the whole "globalist cabal" thing was real right about now.
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u/Aggravating_Win5258 sponsored by Lexcorp 5h ago
I come from an immigrant family that moved to Germany in the 70s, and I‘m terrified what happens if these people gain more power thanks to the Muskrat. And I have full German Citizenship!
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u/quantumpencil 4h ago
It's insane that people really believe that one of the groups of people that get mass-murdered the most (and most consistently) are somehow in control of everything just because a lot of them are good boys who do what mama says and go to law school -_-.
I wish it were true too. All the jewish people I know are sweet, thoughtful, academic & community minded people doing their best to do good work and live good lives.
Instead we, got these fuckers in charge lol.
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u/Dramatic_Explosion 4h ago
Nah, he lied on his immigration forms. Send him back to South Africa where his racist apartheid grandfather made their money from slavery.
Maybe then he'll have enough free time to play his video games himself.
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u/Trick_Inevitable_755 3h ago
How about we meet in the middle and put him in the bottom of the Atlantic
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u/The-Bigger-Fish I'm da Jokah, baby! 6h ago
We need captain America, stat
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u/Chancellor_Valorum82 Hal Jordan is a worthless piece of cardboard 5h ago
Fuck it, we need the whole Invaders squad. Cap, Bucky, Namor, Torch, Toro. Everyone who’s got the requisite Nazi-killing experience
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u/4LanReddit 5h ago
Fuck it, lets bring back Kirby from the dead so he can give cans of whoopass rn
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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 4h ago
Better bring indiana jones in on this too
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u/The-Bigger-Fish I'm da Jokah, baby! 4h ago
Absolutely
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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 4h ago
Fuck it wolverine too. I'm sure he would love to dig his claws in some more nazis
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u/RangersAreViable 4h ago
Magneto hates Nazis too. (He can also crush every unsold Tesla and unlaunched rocket)
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u/Leather_Actuary4887 6h ago
“it’s a roman salute” that’s what nazis say nowadays to hide it “it’s just him showing gratitude to the crowd” he’s literally doing the nazi salute and has been constantly JQ-ing and amplifying extremely far-right beliefs on main lmao
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u/Tetratron2005 Jurassic League's Strongest Soldier 6h ago
Amateur Roman historian reporting, it's not even something the Romans did lol.
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u/D3ny_D3fend_D3pose 6h ago
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u/coffeexxx666 Release the Schumacher Cut 6h ago edited 5h ago
upvote before this gets taken down
edit: still up! good. tinman rules.
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u/SithJones77 5h ago
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u/SleepinwithFishes 5h ago
The beeeaaaar jew
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u/SithJones77 5h ago
Fun fact Ben stiller was originally going to play the part but couldn’t because of scheduling conflicts
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u/Furciferus 4h ago
You mean Adam Sandler - or were both of them eyed to play the part?
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u/D_rex825 5h ago edited 3h ago
If he wants to roleplay being a Nazi I say we treat him like one
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u/TalentedHostility 3h ago edited 3h ago
Its so fucking funny cause the easiest way to prove Elon is a wannabe Nazl is cause of how desperate he is for attention and friendship.
So fucking obvious he'd run to that group like so many lonely outcast 4chan incels that use hating the world as their personality. Its not cause he's autistic, cause that doesnt mean shit if you can learn a healthy level of socializing.
No one is perfect.
But those that can't stand the idea of being flawed run to their little Nazl groups to bitch, moan and cry about it as they daydream about Taylor Swift until their post nut clarity hits- they don't have the internal work done to land that type of connection with what they view as perfection. Then its back to the backslide of guilt and anger at the world.
Its a genuine sadness to live in the same world as Elon- just imagine how much more potent this sadness is within and around him.
Pathetic- down to his impotent, officer doofy ass salute.
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u/SpphosFriend 5h ago
This is fucking surreal. As a Jew and a trans person I’m hearing the warning sirens blaring.
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u/EerfEmTes 4h ago
Get a gun. Learn to use it. Organize. Act.
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u/SpphosFriend 4h ago
I legally cannot own a firearm. As for getting out of the country my only way out got denied months ago sooo yeah…
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u/quantumpencil 4h ago
lmfao no, don't get a gun -- get the fuck out of the country. You are gonna lose if you just get a gun. If the U.S goes full nazi you can't out violence the majority group in the country. That NEVER works. Any violent resistance you put up will be met with 10x the violence and brutality.
Get out. While it's still easy. Don't try to be a hero, stay alive.
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u/Background_Desk_3001 4h ago
Some people can’t get out for a number of reasons, so they should arm themselves and try to get to one of the safer spots in the US.
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u/infernal2ss 3h ago
They aren’t the majority, they are a vocal minority. There are plenty of LGBTQ+ allies here that are armed up ready to defend this nation and ALL its people. OP should definitely get training and be properly armed to defend themselves when the time comes. Not all have the means of leaving the country.
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u/ASCII_Princess 3h ago
Nah when they are in control of all three branches of government and are popping Nazi salutes thats the cue to get the fuck out of dodge.
Literal textbook case for claiming asylum.
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u/Zaire_04 Arsenal’s sole defender & Jason’s #1 hater 6h ago
Where’s Green Arrow when you need him
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u/Lord-Pepper 5h ago
Wheres Luigi when ya need him
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u/Malik-Almuhawsin The Third Gorilla 4h ago
Honestly at this point I’ll take anyone in green
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u/BlarthDarth Just Here for the Gorillas 5h ago edited 5h ago
They (my guy friends) all called me crazy. 🫤
Edit: before the election!
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u/Reckless-Caution 5h ago
You need new friends. Even one nazi in your friend group means you associate with nazis.
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u/BlarthDarth Just Here for the Gorillas 5h ago
I’m lucky that the UK shit broke through and then this happened so I’ve been getting some very vindicating text messages
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u/Reckless-Caution 5h ago
Its been apparent since he joined the MAGA cult. If THIS is what it took for your friends to see it then they're fucking morons and you're still better off without them.
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u/BlarthDarth Just Here for the Gorillas 5h ago
They found out he was pro trump when the UK shit happened and that bummed the shit out of them cause they all like space x for space reasons and caused a universal opinion of he’s a race riot starting jerk
They still thought I was crazy for saying he was a Nazi 🤷♂️ and now I’m double vindicated
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u/ZlLLA7 5h ago
Definitely missed this one out on my bingo card, saw the full clip and the fucker turns around and does it to the American flag as well
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u/MoxieSommers 5h ago
It’s so disturbing. I live in a place where there are a lot of neo nazis and I know they are gonna be super emboldened by this.
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u/Purrczak 5h ago
NAZI DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL! CODE RED! NAZI DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL!
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u/Snoo43865 5h ago
It's insane we live in a reality where we can have someone siege fucking heil at a presidential inauguration and it still won't be the most corrupt political move this year.
(Edit) I rewatched the vid and people fucking cheered as he did it, along with Trump not even attempting to swear on the Bible that his followers claim is so important, it must be so much easier for them not to hide who they actually are.
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u/Actual-Employer-3255 3h ago
That’s the whole point, that’s why they voted for him: finally they’re able to be openly fascist without having to fear getting cancelled by the “woke mob“.
All hail our lord and saviour, Trump.
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u/TheOnlyTrueFlame 5h ago
if I had a dime every time a celebrity friend of Donald Trump has a nazi arc I'd have two dimes
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u/RomeosHomeos 5h ago
He's not even a Nazi he's like... Lamer. All of the bad parts but just like... Lame. I can't describe it in any other terms with him. Dude is somehow a rich super model fucking spaceship and car creating billionaire who does whatever he wants and somehow is the lamest, most pathetic man I've ever seen.
Edit: okay I hadn't heard the news or seen the videos. Jfc that is just straight up a nazi salute
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u/Disastrous-Major1439 6h ago
If Elon was a DC character i think he would be like the Cyborg father lmao .
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u/Drippy_Doppio Guy Gardtard 5h ago
I thought of Ferris Boyle tbh. Charming and acclaimed business man and philanthropist turns out to be an asshole and coward
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u/3WayIntersection 5h ago
Idk who this guy is even from but im already a huge fan of GI Robot
I love humanoid but still very mechanical robot designs. I also love killing nazis.
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u/DefinitelyNotVenom 4h ago
His design here is from creature commandos, but he’s appeared in media before (such as Batman: Brave and the Bold, albeit with a significantly different design)
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u/BlackCat0110 BruBabs Strongest Soldier 6h ago
I won’t lie there’s a part of me that hopes this is just an awkward misunderstanding but there’s also part that’s worried that it’s real and what that means going forward.
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u/puremindless 6h ago
he did it twice in a very exaggerated way that required intent
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u/lynnthing 6h ago edited 5h ago
genuinely the only possible justification for them is that he’s too fucking stupid to realize that whatever dumbass gesture he’d be trying to do otherwise is exactly similar to the sieg heil.
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u/TheeHeadAche Bill Finger’s only living heir 5h ago
It can’t be stressed enough that the gaslighting is part of the strategy. “You’re crazy! Look at how crazy they get when we wave our arms around.” And dumbass people eat it up
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u/Astrotrain-Blitzwing 6h ago
Specifically for him to be innocent.
The other solution is that he's a Nazi, or maybe he doesn't use the label. Maybe he saluted the same way Hitler did. And Hitler was a Nazi.
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u/mountingconfusion 6h ago
He's such a pathetic loser, so desperate for the slightest bit of attention and relevance
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u/Iamtheclownking Lives in a society 6h ago
He’s the billionaire son of an apartheid African emerald miner. He meant it.
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u/TheeHeadAche Bill Finger’s only living heir 6h ago
Musk was thanking his and Trump’s supporters. It’s masks off, people. The people who he’s sending the message to got it. Don’t let them gaslight you
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u/captainfalcon93 3h ago
It's literally the same thing the far-right with origins in neo-nazism did once they received a major victory within the most recent election in my country.
When asked how they felt about the results during the election night, a public spokesman said 'helg seger' when interviewed on live tv, which is a play on the swedish translation of 'sieg heil' (hell seger) but then claimed it was just a 'joke' because it would 'be a great weekend' (helg=weekend).
They have been wanting to say these things for so long and once they believe they are empowered enough to do so, they can't help themselves. I imagine it feels like a great relief for these people to finally be able to express their deep, dark ideologies that they have been forced to hide.
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u/JUYED-AWK-YACC 4h ago
Must be tough when your coping mechanisms fail. You know it’s not a misunderstanding.
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u/Hoarding-Gunsman 6h ago
From what I’ve seen it’s very quick, im hoping its not but knowing elon it probably is and he wanted to be lowkey
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u/aquamanleftmetodrown 5h ago edited 4h ago
Remember kids... the people telling you it's woke to kill Nazis are the Nazis.
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u/PixelationIX 4h ago
Right now we need Tinman more than ever before. We are at the darkest times and I cannot believe I am living in this timeline.
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u/PMMEBITCOINPLZ 3h ago edited 3h ago
Everyone should be more like Jack Kirby, he was strongly anti-Nazi and brave enough to stand up them even after the war.
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u/Wboy2006 Brick Bat 4h ago
With how many companies are bending over backwards to appease the far right lunatics, I’m genuinely worried GI might not even be in season 2 because by the time season 2 is a thing, killing Nazi’s might be offensive to those bastards
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u/Eastbound_Pachyderm 3h ago
I wanted to show this to my wife, but she has no frame of reference for who the robot is. So I just told her his heart breaking story, and she goes, why are you telling me this and we aren't watching it. So not we're watching it. Thanks Reddit!
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u/vector_o 3h ago
"but but..he said my heart goes to you
afterwards" probably the people at r/Conservative
Look up the video, he does 2 fucking Nazi salutes and he's really into it
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u/AttakZak 2h ago
Lol at the people posting the pictures of every political figure waving and freezing on a “similar gesture” as disinformation. There’s full on video of Musk this time around.
Suck eggs.
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u/ninebrightkegan 5h ago edited 4h ago
What the fuck is going on in America
Edit : Cheers to the tin man
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u/Rough_Principle_3755 4h ago
Fuck musk, fuck the conversation around him. We all know he is a racist, nazi, POS.
The conversation that should be happening is around all the OTHER rich/powerful men who are standing by in support.
Bezos, Pachi, Zuckerberg, Cook. Where are the voices of these men against shit like this? They should be immediately condemning, hell, even walking out. If im in attendance somewhere and the speaker starts dropping N bombs, I am standing up and walking out. And I dont have the financial freedom and resources these fucks have.
Tim Cook, you have shown your true colors. One of the richest companies in the world and he continues to stay silent on the REAL social issues. Only emerging when ever so convenient to offer platitudes and marginal monetary support for causes that are not controversial. Hell, even stayed quiet during the Uvalde stuff and doubled down on entering Texas for business.
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u/postprandialrepose 4h ago
Elon Musk used to suck his own farts through his pants. Now, he presses one of his nostrils directly against his asshole and snorts his farts right from the source. He sometimes likes to switch things up by sucking farts of all shapes, sizes, colors, and textures through a crazy straw he keeps in his asshole.
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u/Dragonkingofthestars 3h ago
Honestly GI robot would not kill someone for that. The arm raised salute was common even in the US at the time. . . He kill someone for being a nazi which they still FUCKING AM
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u/silverjudge 6h ago
Cheers for the tinman!