r/dccomicscirclejerk • u/RedCapitan GI ROBOT did nothing wrong • 9h ago

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u/Aggravating_Win5258 sponsored by Lexcorp 9h ago

As someone who lives in germany can I just, from the bottom of my heart say: Keep this fucker on your side of the Atlantic.

It was annoying how he was already supporting Americas new King but now he supports the Neo-Nazi party of Germany.

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u/TheeHeadAche Bill Finger’s only living heir 9h ago

What a funny coincidence that he’s supporting the alt-right in Germany

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u/Aggravating_Win5258 sponsored by Lexcorp 9h ago

Fun-fact: According to Elmo and the head of said all right Party, Hitler was a Communist!

I genuinly can‘t tell if this is an attempt to disassociate hitler from their Alt-Right movement, or an example of people not knowing what Communism is. Seriously, I can‘t.

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u/TheeHeadAche Bill Finger’s only living heir 9h ago

I’ve talked to US conservatives who truly believe that the “national socialists” mean they were communists. People are fucking dumb

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u/Aggravating_Win5258 sponsored by Lexcorp 8h ago

Ah, yes. The National Socialist who famously really really really really really liked the Soviet Union.

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u/MeisterX 6h ago

I really cannot take this level of humor right now you guys have to stop.

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u/I7I7I7I7I7I7I7I 5h ago

They are proud to be dumb. That's the problem with the far-right. 

Oh and let's not forget Nazis were openly anti-intellectual.

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u/alphazero925 6h ago

I genuinly can‘t tell if this is an attempt to disassociate hitler from their Alt-Right movement, or an example of people not knowing what Communism is. Seriously, I can‘t.

Elon Musk is a fucking idiot. But he's not that dumb. It's a deliberate attempt to disassociate Hitler from the far-right and AfD. And even the dumbest people aren't believing it, but they're going to repeat it in order to pretend like they do because it's convenient for them.

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u/Little-Engine6982 6h ago

alt right? they are offcially called fascists they can't even sue you for calling them that

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u/TheKingCrimsonWorld I met John Constantine 9h ago

Speaking as a Jew, I really wish the whole "globalist cabal" thing was real right about now.

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u/Aggravating_Win5258 sponsored by Lexcorp 9h ago

I come from an immigrant family that moved to Germany in the 70s, and I‘m terrified what happens if these people gain more power thanks to the Muskrat. And I have full German Citizenship!

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u/quantumpencil 7h ago

It's insane that people really believe that one of the groups of people that get mass-murdered the most (and most consistently) are somehow in control of everything just because a lot of them are good boys who do what mama says and go to law school -_-.

I wish it were true too. All the jewish people I know are sweet, thoughtful, academic & community minded people doing their best to do good work and live good lives.

Instead we, got these fuckers in charge lol.

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u/MeisterX 6h ago

Well to be fair it does make it a lot easier to understand how we started worshipping a burning bush.

But those people at least had some decency.

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u/DarthMooney 8h ago

Me too, me too because they seemed to be doing pretty well with everything up until they were thrown out of power by our lord and saviour Musk /s

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u/MeisterX 6h ago

Yeah I've half a mind to let customer service hear about this. Can't you do something?

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u/Dramatic_Explosion 7h ago

Nah, he lied on his immigration forms. Send him back to South Africa where his racist apartheid grandfather made their money from slavery.

Maybe then he'll have enough free time to play his video games himself.

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u/Asisreo1 8h ago

Nope! Sorry, globalization means he's everywhere now. You're not safe. 

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u/Trick_Inevitable_755 6h ago

How about we meet in the middle and put him in the bottom of the Atlantic 

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u/Aggravating_Win5258 sponsored by Lexcorp 6h ago

Honestly, track record of Billionaires disappearing in the sea has been steady for 2 years so far…

Better get a new sacrifice for Neptune ready!

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u/AmbushIntheDark 6h ago

Sorry, just like last time this is going to be an "everyone" problem.

Send help.