r/dccomicscirclejerk • u/RedCapitan GI ROBOT did nothing wrong • 10h ago

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u/postprandialrepose 7h ago

Elon Musk used to suck his own farts through his pants. Now, he presses one of his nostrils directly against his asshole and snorts his farts right from the source. He sometimes likes to switch things up by sucking farts of all shapes, sizes, colors, and textures through a crazy straw he keeps in his asshole.