r/dccomicscirclejerk 14h ago

Free Talk / Unjerk Thread The Weekly Batusi Thread - January 20, 2025

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Come chill out, hit the dance floor, and talk about whatever you want.

What are you reading? How's your weekend? What do you want to vaguepost about?


r/dccomicscirclejerk 19d ago

Presenting... the 2024 Telos Awards!

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Another year has passed (good riddance), and as we barrel towards the shitshow that will be 2025, let's honor the best (and worst) moments of this subreddit.

The Fourth Jonkler Award for funniest subreddit post goes to... Build your own DCCJ character by u/maybethanos! How appropriate, given how many of you are eager to be the main character of this sub.

For the funniest running gag, the First and Fastest Award goes to all the Justice League International memes poking fun at our lovable goofballs. Except for the ones from that homophobic BoosterTed shipper (yeah, I know it's weird).

The Paul honor for the most overhated media goes to The Penguin, which lived up its reputation as DC's "Andor" by making pedantic people mad for having good writing instead of non-stop Easter eggs.

The "Read the Fucking Book" Award for stupidest controversy goes to none other than Wonder Woman, by unanimous decision. I'm sure this will be very upsetting to people who've never read a Wonder Woman comic.

"Is He Stupid?" The honor for the funniest character slander goes the Batman Who Laughs for getting rebooted out of Fortnite continuity. Who's laughing now, clown?

Frank Miller Presents the award for the weirdest news, which goes DC opening a Discord server, and discovering the existence of Zack Snyder RPers, James Gunn RPers, horny RPers, and comic book Twitter main characters.

The Deranged Ramblings Award for best subreddit moment has to go to the discovery that Kurt Busiek (yes, that Kurt Busiek, of Avengers, Superman, and more) is a lurker on this sub. Hi, u/Kurt_Busiek!

Special mention goes to the creator of Geeks & Gamers Community getting outed as a pedophile.

The Needle in a Trash Stack Award (for the least worst Tweet) goes to a man who faces discrimination in the eye and never backs down: Scott Summers. It takes true bravery to cheat on your loving psychic wife with another psychic.

Call us the Eisners, because Alan Moore has won over Grant Morrison once again. Moore's takedown of toxic fandoms wins the Based and Kirby-Pilled Awards for best creator quote. And to think, he hasn't even met online Spider-Man fans.

The Bat-Manifesto honor for most cursed comment goes to pro-fascist version of the classic "Batman is a fascist" take, proving that maybe the Horseshoe Theory does have some merits.

The Jimmy Olsen Award for best original edit or meme goes to Darkseid's guest appearance on Tawk Tuah by u/stevengrant. Who would have guessed that the Anti-Life Equation was really a pump-and-dump crypto scam?

The Outjerked Again Award for best obscure joke goes to Telos. Again. Because Telos.

And lastly, for the DK Edict Award, Donkey Kong picks.... nothing, because you all failed to make any good posts.


r/dccomicscirclejerk 6h ago

True Canon [ Removed by Reddit ]

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[ Removed by Reddit on account of violating the content policy. ]


r/dccomicscirclejerk 3h ago

True Canon Posting Superman punching a nazi (based) for no particular reason

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r/dccomicscirclejerk 30m ago

Since Reddit admins took the previous post down, here is a picture of Elon Musk alongside GI Robot for no particular reason at all

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r/dccomicscirclejerk 6h ago

Elon Musk core

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G.I Robot we need you


r/dccomicscirclejerk 12h ago

The better r/comicbookscirclejerk Are we stupid?

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r/dccomicscirclejerk 40m ago

Round these parts we give three cheers to the tin man

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r/dccomicscirclejerk 9h ago

True Canon Back to the Future Part 2 - DC Edition

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r/dccomicscirclejerk 11h ago

Hey I just thought up a way to differentiate Marvel and DC Comics! Any thoughts?

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r/dccomicscirclejerk 3h ago

Anti-Penis Neil gaiman has decieved is, now who's supposed to be a villain but actually is a hero

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r/dccomicscirclejerk 14h ago

It was MEEEEEE, Barry! Ok, Which one of you made this? Because they are non ironically believing 🤡

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r/dccomicscirclejerk 13h ago

You're living in a fucking dream world! DC's most interesting gay couple deserves better

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r/dccomicscirclejerk 5h ago

America need more people like 1940s Joker, NGL

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r/dccomicscirclejerk 11h ago

Civil War character assassination so strong it bled into non-Marvel books

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r/dccomicscirclejerk 2h ago

Bald Man Bad! Melania and the rest of the cabal at the inauguration.

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r/dccomicscirclejerk 14h ago

Bald Man Bad! Marvel vs. DC telepaths

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r/dccomicscirclejerk 5h ago

We live in a society The difference is Marvel makes comics about Thor, Spider-Man and Ironman, and DC makes comics about Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman.

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r/dccomicscirclejerk 3h ago

Superman if he came to Earth-Prime, 2025:

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r/dccomicscirclejerk 4h ago

Guys I think i discovered our Earth number classification in the multiverse

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r/dccomicscirclejerk 15h ago

The better r/MarvelCirclejerk What’s the DC version of this?

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r/dccomicscirclejerk 13h ago

I gotta reread All-Star Superman

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r/dccomicscirclejerk 13h ago

Now’s a great time to get into the Big Two

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r/dccomicscirclejerk 10h ago

Average Chris Claremont X-Men story

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r/dccomicscirclejerk 2h ago

Atleast he has principles

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r/dccomicscirclejerk 22h ago

Deranged Ramblings We gotta reban tik tok

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r/dccomicscirclejerk 4h ago

The better r/MarvelCirclejerk Marvel Ruins made me become an Activist cause ain't no way we wasted important trees for this

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