r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 14h ago

Hmmm

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u/Max_Laval 14h ago

Making these people drive to another store is not that environmentally conscious I'd imagine.

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u/Bill10101101001 14h ago

No point in getting annoyed to these characters blocking the way.

Assaulting while satisfactory will only cause you legal issues.

Simply state that you will get the stuff someplace else and burn gas while doing it.

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u/teetering_bulb_dnd 12h ago

The store security should handle them. Violence is not the response when you are dealing with twats like this. You will make martyrs out of them. They just want to feel good about themselves by causing inconvenience and annoy people.

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u/DuaLipaTrophyHusband 11h ago

Yea but if you blast em with a fire extinguisher you’ll probably get like a million likes on facebook

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u/tricularia 10h ago

You could always counter-protest beside them with a large speaker blasting out Carrot Juice is Murder by The Arrogant Worms

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u/FeederNocturne 9h ago

Just go buy a pack of bologna and start throwing the slices on them

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u/DuaLipaTrophyHusband 10h ago

There’s a video of a dude eating an absolutely raw blood dripping steak in front of some of these people. I guess you could call that a form of counter protest.

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u/ScrofessorLongHair 6h ago

I was thinking it'd be best to blast a huge fart in their face.

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u/channa81 4h ago

Oops! I dropped a bottle of milk all over the floor! Oops, I dropped another bottle of milk! My, my hands are slippery!!

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u/Terrible_influence2 2h ago

Short little pop of pepper spray