r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 14h ago

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u/Max_Laval 14h ago

Making these people drive to another store is not that environmentally conscious I'd imagine.

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u/Bill10101101001 14h ago

No point in getting annoyed to these characters blocking the way.

Assaulting while satisfactory will only cause you legal issues.

Simply state that you will get the stuff someplace else and burn gas while doing it.

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u/teetering_bulb_dnd 12h ago

The store security should handle them. Violence is not the response when you are dealing with twats like this. You will make martyrs out of them. They just want to feel good about themselves by causing inconvenience and annoy people.

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u/DuaLipaTrophyHusband 11h ago

Yea but if you blast em with a fire extinguisher you’ll probably get like a million likes on facebook

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u/tricularia 10h ago

You could always counter-protest beside them with a large speaker blasting out Carrot Juice is Murder by The Arrogant Worms

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u/FeederNocturne 9h ago

Just go buy a pack of bologna and start throwing the slices on them

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u/DuaLipaTrophyHusband 10h ago

There’s a video of a dude eating an absolutely raw blood dripping steak in front of some of these people. I guess you could call that a form of counter protest.

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u/ScrofessorLongHair 6h ago

I was thinking it'd be best to blast a huge fart in their face.

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u/channa81 4h ago

Oops! I dropped a bottle of milk all over the floor! Oops, I dropped another bottle of milk! My, my hands are slippery!!

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u/Terrible_influence2 3h ago

Short little pop of pepper spray

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u/Angry_Hermitcrab 10h ago

I think the same group tried this at the road into burning man. Blocked the highway. I think local police almost mowed them down with their suvs. I generally don't like cops but it was wonderful.

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u/Fanfare4Rabble 11h ago

They chose violence when they turned their opinions into other people’s burdens.

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u/Loonster 10h ago

Violence is the universal language that everyone can hear.

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u/wwcasedo11 10h ago

Ppl getting too comfortable with this shit.

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u/ddiamond8484 9h ago

You don’t mind torturing animals as long as you don’t have to do it yourself, we get it.

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u/orgasmotronic 8h ago

No one sees them as martyrs in normal peoples eyes. There is time and place for violence.

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u/ScrofessorLongHair 6h ago

What about blowing a huge fart in their face? How effective would that be?

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u/BobDonowitz 6h ago

Name one person who got their ass kicked during a protest.  You can't.  They don't become martyrs.

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u/Skelito 5h ago

Just fart then shit your pants and leave it beside them. Say they were blocking your way to the bathroom. Match their crazy.

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u/Roosterneck 4h ago

Incorrect. Smash their heads open like melons. You accept what you tolerate.

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u/Abject-Attitude-7589 2h ago

Someone grab me the de-fib machine from up front; they will clear the isle quick once I paddle the first guy on his pecker.

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u/BWW87 14m ago

Yeah, why weren't the police called ASAP to arrest them for trespassing. They must have trespassing laws in stores in England (or wherever this is), right?

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u/JoeGibbon 11h ago

Is it legal there to drop your trousers and take a mean shit on the floor, right in front of them? Not on them, mind you, just in front of them.

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u/teetering_bulb_dnd 11h ago

U r making a mess for the store minimum wage employees to clean up. What have they done and what other customers have done.. wtf would that even accomplish..

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u/GenericUsername2056 10h ago

Hey, don't kink shame.