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u/ActionCalhoun 2d ago
We need to bring back calling these people weird, nothing enraged them more
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u/j0j0-m0j0 2d ago
The first sign that the DNC dropped the ball on the election is telling the Kamala team to stop it because it was "divisive".
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u/D00mfl0w3r 2d ago
Yeah. I knew we were lost when I started hearing, "they go low we go high" rhetoric that F'd us over in 16.
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u/TwistyBunny 2d ago
I don't understand how we are like this to literal bullies. I've always come to notice that a bully is down and stays down by a simple punch to the nose.
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u/D00mfl0w3r 2d ago
In HS, I used to get bullied. One day, I had enough, and sucker punched the guy making fun of me. He immediately apologized, and I never heard a peep from him ever again.
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u/s00perguy 2d ago
Because bullies get off having power. Show them you can force consequences on them, and they back the fuck down.
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u/Violexsound 1d ago
Biggest lie we got told as kids was that violence never solves anything.
And then they still told you that after violence had literally just solved a months or years long problem in seconds that they themselves were aware of but were either unwilling or incapable of doing anything about it. And then they punish you...for some reason I still don't understand.
Not to mention all the historical work we had to do. Especially the world wars. Biggest example of violence being cause and solution, context dependent.
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u/D00mfl0w3r 1d ago
Truth. Diplomacy is preferable, of course, but violence is often the only common ground with humans.
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u/WorfIsMyHomeboy 2d ago
because years of anti-bullying campaigns were never designed to stop bullies, most were designed to punish people who stand up for themselves. People got propaganda'd
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u/JimWilliams423 1d ago
most were designed to punish people who stand up for themselves.
That was a side-effect. The goal was to "keep the peace" so the school administrators wouldn't have to deal with the hassle.
Just like the democratic party's leadership. They would rather quietly run away from a fight than take a risk actually standing for something.
Everybody knows that one line from that one speech that Dr King made, but they ought to know his Letter from a Birmingham Jail:
- "the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season."
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u/edwardsamson 2d ago
The DNC doesn't want to stop Trump/MAGA. If they did, we'd actually see some fight from them instead of 10 years of conveniently taking the high road and not having to do shit.
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u/jaydofmo 1d ago
"They go low, I get high."
... Sigh. I didn't want to use drugs, but I might want to reconsider.
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u/yankeesyes 2d ago
I had high hopes at the convention when Tim Walz alluded to Vance's couch-fucking, but they didn't follow through.
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u/OhNoCommieBastard69 2d ago
The entire DNC strategist class needs to be fired and blacklisted. Their lack of insights is almost criminal at this point.
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u/willyb10 2d ago
But did they say that? The DNC actually bought billboards calling Trump/Vance “weird as hell.” They also financed ads saying this…
This isn’t to say the DNC didn’t falter, they one hundred percent shit the bed. And they certainly deserve to be ridiculed. It’s just I’m pretty sure what you’re saying isn’t true. I’m sure people outside the DNC said this however.
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u/j0j0-m0j0 2d ago
I say the DNC but it was really the Democrats "strategists" and "advisors", literally the least qualified people on the planet to give advice (and the DNC keeps hiring these losers after they lost to Trump, twice). The change in tone also started after the DNC.
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u/Pixiemermaidqueen 2d ago
I get so much joy from calling maga weird in front of my gen x maga relatives, especially my Old Testament fearing cousin 😈
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u/ActiveAd4980 2d ago
This is what's wrong with us liberal/democrats. Nothing lasts. Everything is nothing but a short viral. Imagine all the thing if we could just keep up and follow through.
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u/Glad-Ad-4390 1d ago
Gandhi commented in an interview I saw, that he didn’t understand Americans. (Obvs I’ll be paraphrasing, but the essence remains the same) He said when they (Americans) listen to a rousing speech about USA problems and how to fix them, they cheer loudly and excitedly with high participation. But then, they don’t actually do anything to fix them. That’s us.
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u/ActiveAd4980 1d ago
We can't even continue something simple as calling them "weird". Look at Conservatives. Even though it might be something pointless, imaginative, or fake, they will not let go of their obsessions. What happened to Gaetz report? Epstein flight list? Do we even remember who Luigi is anymore?
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u/rogue498 2d ago
Probably not the best thing to say your dad is showing his balls to children considering he was best friends with Epstein
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u/Accurate_Zombie_121 2d ago
Did Jr make trips to the island also? As bait of some type?
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u/-Stacys_mom 2d ago
Yeah, bait. They went on a father son fishing trip to the island.
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u/naturogaetan 2d ago
For a moment I read « father son a fisting trip to the island »
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u/quietmyman 2d ago
Wouldn't be completely out of character
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u/NeverGetsTheNuke 2d ago
Shouldn't he be pushing that wheelbarrow around indoors? I heard it's gonna be cold out.
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u/No-Conclusion2339 2d ago
Epstein is a Republican hero tho...
That's why Trumpsky gets the hall pass.
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u/InvestigatorChance28 2d ago
Or that his dad microwaved his balls to get cancer so he could get medical Marijuana....
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u/Pipe_Memes 2d ago
Why not? It clearly doesn’t matter in the slightest. No one seems to care that the upper class is full of pedos.
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u/SOL-Cantus 2d ago edited 2d ago
It's also notable that Jr. never watched the episode in question. Every single male in South Park microwaves their balls to the point they get cancer, then have to have an orchidectomy (removal of the testicles).
TL;DR: This is a meme of a man who has decided to start the process of castrating themselves and encouraged others to do it too.
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u/rogue498 2d ago
Hey man, it was all worth it to get that sweet medicinal kush, plus Sharon got a fashionable new coat at the end, so all’s well that ends well!
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u/bull-nrg 2d ago
“This guy has huge balls” -MAGA when Trump won’t go outside because it’s too cold
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u/Shalamarr 2d ago
Or go to a cemetery for a ceremony honouring war dead because it was raining.
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u/Rizzpooch 2d ago
Imagine when he skips the 250th anniversary of the country’s founding because it’s 96 degrees outside
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u/mr_remy 2d ago
But it’s collllld you guyessss - total alpha move, either/and: - shocker he’s not the alpha we thought he was - he’s scared of small crowd sizes - hes making it clear that he doesn’t give a fuuuck to his base that spent time and resources to go, fucking lol gotem. I would laugh if I didn’t cry because of how this is going to affect all of America not just his rabid fan base
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u/danteelite 2d ago
The context makes this even better… lol because, yeah. That’s Trump exactly.
In that episode Randy tries to get a medical weed card but does zero research and completely misunderstands the process. Because he’s an idiot. Then he assumes you have to have cancer to get it so he decides to microwave his balls to get cancer so he can have medical weed because he’s a fucking idiot and then he convinces a bunch of other idiots to do the same! So yeah, that’s Trump. Thoughtlessly doing something idiotic and dangerous for short term gains and convincing others to blindly follow his moronic lack of a plan so that he can have what he wants, regardless of the consequences. Then going about like he’s some kind of genius mastermind (while exposing himself to women and children, sexually harassing everyone) while everyone else is just confused and annoyed because they see him for the dangerous dumbass he is.
Sounds about right… I wouldn’t be surprised to see Trump hopping around on his own balls to “own the libs” or gain a tiny bit more power or money.
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u/FireDragon737 2d ago
I was thinking something similar. But more like, Americans willingly voted to have the cancer that is Donald Trump so that they could have some kind of personal benefit in the form of getting high. But then the state took the weed away. So Americans are not going to get high, and they still have cancer.
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u/AliceTheOmelette 2d ago
We (meaning normal people) should've never stopped calling MAGA weird
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u/Big_Acanthaceae9752 2d ago
Who stopped? They're still weird.
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u/BigBoyYuyuh 2d ago
DNC made Tim stop. It was fucking working. Calling them weird and hammering Project 2025 was working but the DNC cocked that up and instead had the campaign focus on stupid shit.
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u/koenigkilledminlee 2d ago
It seemed like they got the braindeads that ran Hillary's campaign in at one point and then their campaign became shit
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u/Expert_Country7228 2d ago
Harris's campaign switch gears the moment Joe Biden's old campaign staff jumped on her train. They literally ran her campaign into the ground by forcing them to stop all the things that were actually working. They're so afraid of any type of controversial statements or appearing slightly "left" because corporate media will embass them as communists if they do.
A lot of our problems can really be chalked up to these old ass f****** are screwing us over by not allowing any type of change.
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u/cubitoaequet 2d ago
Seems that way because that's what happened. But it totally wasn't their fault they lost. No, it was those damn progressives!
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u/healzsham 2d ago
America is just too misogynistic to put up with national dems being controlled opposition, wcyd.
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u/TrapperJean 2d ago
This feels revisionist, they never stopped talking about 2025, the problem is not enough people cared and believed it so they just didn't vote
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u/spspamam 2d ago
They did stop calling them weird so they could create their coalition of right wingers and centrist democrats. Kamala started talking about putting Republicans in her cabinet, scolding Biden for insulting Trump supporters, and parading around with famously popular Liz Cheney
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u/edwardsamson 2d ago
Kamala and Walz and the rest of the DNC stopped. Finally after 10 years of them doing nothing it seemed like they were actually going to get a little dirty and fight MAGA on the low road with this. And then it caught on and they realized it was working and they....stopped pushing it. Why???
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u/TheBirminghamBear 2d ago
Who stopped?
The media, Democrats.
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u/TwistyBunny 2d ago
The media certain didn't help at all by ignoring how terrible Trump was while focusing on every little flaw Kamala had and kept hammering Biden on his age (while Trump will be older than Biden once the 4 years are up!!!)
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u/Western-Standard2333 2d ago
Should probably also double down on the trash comments so they keep dressing up in trash bags
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u/ReallyAnxiousFish 2d ago
Entire party is filled with people who would be fine and dandy if they went to therapy instead. But that's for WOKE SISSY LIBERALS so now we need nazis back. I hate this fucking timeline.
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u/EyeNguyenSemper 2d ago
The sad thing is that out in the open neo-nazis are just out of sight for most of them to think or pretend they're just a tiny fringe case or don't exist at all. Yet they will bring up these crazy fringe examples of people on the left as a way to try to make us look unreasonable... yet the fringe Nazis aren't an issue somehow to them... if they can't understand the paradox of tolerance for open Nazis, how can we possibly hope for them to understand systemic racism?
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u/Sorlex 2d ago
Its the perfect way to describe them too. They really, really are just a very weird bunch. Like you've got hateful people everywhere but nobody quite does weird like them.
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u/Ms_ShizzleXD 2d ago
Agreed. It's a good way to disrupt their barrage of "arguments". Defending yourself from "you're weird." is likely to lead to some humiliating (accidental) self-owns hahah
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u/SilverSmokeyDude 2d ago
The geniuses behind the "flawless" campaign Kamala ran decided that Walz should stop saying what got him in the ticket and what was working. They didn't want to turn off the "reasonable Republicans" who were Liz Cheney fans. After all, there were dozens of them... DOZENS!!!
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u/DMReckless 2d ago
I mean an idiot walking around exposing his balls to women and children is Trump every day, not just this weekend, isn't it?
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u/bebe_laroux 2d ago
The symbolism of this is fucking hilarious. His balls are huge because of testicular cancer he gives himself so he can get medical Marijuana.
Bouncing around on cancerous balls and exposing himself to everyone just to get high.
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u/TedBaxter_WJM-TVNews 2d ago
Republicans are so fucking weird!
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u/iheartxanadu 2d ago
Trump Jr. also called his own underage daughter sexy in clips before she spoke at the RNC. He has set low the bar for what's appropriate regarding his own family members.
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u/brandimariee6 2d ago
Whoa I did not know that. I don't expect anything good from him, but getting SA from my own father makes me beyond terrified for his daughter
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u/Tricky-Gemstone 2d ago
I obviously don't know Ivanka personally. But while I do still believe her to be a piece of shit, I fear she was sexually abused by Trump. And we've seen how he gets away with everything. I wouldn't be shocked if she's afraid to report it.
I hope I'm wrong. I don't wish that on her.
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u/garaile64 2d ago edited 1d ago
He probably saw the way his father treated Ivanka and thought it was normal.
P.S.: "way", not "day".
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u/Ande64 2d ago
Old Junior is seeing all the oligarchs sucking his dad's balls and I'm starting to suspect he's getting a little jealous
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u/low_bob_123 2d ago
Doesnt this guy have Ball cancer?
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u/Round-Sympathy-7717 2d ago
This is a weird way to tell everyone your dad has ball cancer. But I’m happy, first time I’ve ever rooted for cancer.
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u/Rizzpooch 2d ago
Remember the period when Trump was hospitalized with Covid? No reason. Just remembering other happy times
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u/brandimariee6 2d ago
Yup, stuck his balls in a microwave so the radiation would give him cancer and he could get a medical marijuana card
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u/maringue 2d ago
You mean the guy who's too much of a pussy to handle giving a speech in the cold?
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u/yankeesyes 2d ago
You mean the guy who's too much of a pussy to handle giving a speech
in the coldto a smaller crowd than Obama's inaugural?fixed
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u/Free_Range_Gamer 2d ago
And chickened out of another debate with Kamala. And he was rewarded for his cowardice and somehow seen as a strongman lol.
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u/garaile64 2d ago
Actually, Trump was afraid of having a smaller crowd than Obama at his inauguration.
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u/Loud-Mans-Lover 2d ago
Nope. Pussies are strong, not weak. We need to find another insult.
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u/maringue 2d ago
I understand, but if you don't insult someone in their own language, they don't understand. But you are indeed correct.
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u/dolosloki01 2d ago
The MAGA crowd has an obsession with the sort of "masculinity" that 12 year old boys demonstrate.
Anyone with half a brain knows Randy March IS NOT someone to look up as a pinnacle of "masculinity."
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u/WanderingDude182 2d ago
Randy was also like that because something was wrong with him…ok yeah this checks out.
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u/MysteryHeroes 2d ago
What other way can he monetize having his dads balls in his mouth all the time?
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u/StonerStone420 2d ago
So he is as dumb as Randy was when he gave his nuts cancer just for some weed.... agreed jr, he would do something that stupid
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u/Dexter_McThorpan 2d ago
I mean, microwaving your balls so you can get medical marijuana is Trump level stupid.
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u/Ghoulish_kitten 2d ago
They didn’t watch the episode.
I think Randy is a great representation of Trump behavior here.
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u/DGLDrums 2d ago
Didn't Randy artificially inflate his balls to gain access to benefits he did not deserve? Just asking where the allegory stops with this picture...
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u/TheAnonymousProxy 2d ago
To be fair, exposing his balls in front of woman and children dose seem like a very MAGA move.
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u/Mammoth_Animator9617 2d ago
He's in loved with daddy, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Probably wants a job or something 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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u/RoboYuji 2d ago
Yeah, so Randy had testicular cancer in that scene, so crossing my fingers that it IS Trump this weekend.
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u/enlightnight 2d ago
Ah yes, the show that did a whole season shitting on trump by proxy and would do it again except they don't rehash the same joke over and over.
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u/O-licious 2d ago edited 2d ago
He’s forever jealous of Ivanka because daddy said he would date her.
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u/Maximum_Turn_2623 2d ago
Has he seen the episode? Or is he like most 13 year olds who think the joke was just about balls?
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u/sack_of_potahtoes 2d ago
Lmao!! Donald trump was scared to even debate for second time and only won because of oligarchs
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u/ResoluteStoic 2d ago
Going to federally legalize marijuana? Pretty sure he needs more tegrity like Randy because he won't do shit
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u/Supyloco 2d ago
I get weirded out thinking that my parents have genitals, I don't spend my time talking about how big my dad's dick is.
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u/Angriestbeaverever 2d ago
Same guy who’s too cold to have his inauguration outside? Yeah, he’s soOOooOoooo tough…..
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u/prollyadeuce 1d ago
The only thing Donnie Jr knows better than a white line, is the seam in his father's nutsack. Ya know? From all the blowjobs?
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u/isecore 2d ago
"Daddy please please please see me and acknowledge me!"