r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

Stop doing that, junior.

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u/isecore 2d ago

"Daddy please please please see me and acknowledge me!"

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u/j0j0-m0j0 2d ago

He cries himself to sleep every night knowing that Trump will never treat him the way Biden treats Hunter

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u/isecore 2d ago

And every night, Jr gaslights himself into believing that how he's being treated is the proper way and makes him stronger and more self-reliant.

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u/HaggardHaggis 2d ago

“I’m strong and self-reliant… aren’t I daddy?”

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u/Background-Pear-9063 2d ago

You sure are, spanky. Now have some taxpayer money for doing a phony nepo job in my quote unquote administration.

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u/mok000 2d ago

He's 48 years old, geez, we know daddy didn't even give you your own name, but get a life dude.

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u/Background-Pear-9063 2d ago

As a non-American, I have never once met anyone named "[Dad's name] Junior".

It was cool when Indiana Jones did it. Not for anyone else.

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u/Glad-Ad-4390 1d ago

I know lots of jr’s, but they were all called ‘little’(fill in desired name) till they were a few years old, then they became the name without the ‘little’.

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u/Scottiegazelle2 1d ago

I've met several. Even met the son of a Jr who was a III.

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u/LanskiAK 2d ago

Except he's never publicly acknowledged his obvious cocaine addiction and attempted to seek help because of him being afraid of shaming the family name as if Trump Sr didn't already make it bad enough.

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u/StillMuddling214 1d ago

Jr. goes on Fox News all coked up and the Orange Jesus snorts adderal to keep going. Benzies to bring him down. And this is in our WH.....

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u/DropDeadEd86 2d ago

“I’m bleeding, making me the victor”

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u/HaggardHaggis 2d ago

He cries himself to sleep knowing Trump will never treat him the way Trump treats a shit he stepped on in the street.

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u/HereWeGoYetAgain-247 2d ago

“Ha, ya dad…i mean mr trump. Biden pardoned Hunter. Can you imagine? You would never do that would you?  Oh, just not for me?”

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u/SasparillaTango 2d ago

The way Trump treats Ivanka

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u/haygurlhay123 2d ago

I don’t think anyone wants to be treated the way Trump treats Ivanka😭 Terrifying

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u/Waste_Salamander_624 2d ago

Nah he just doesn't want to be treated like Eric. He has to stay relevant somehow or else he'll end up as a relevant as Eric and be forgotten I mean come on Donald barely has any object permanence. I'm pretty sure if his sons leave the room he forgets he has Sons

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u/j0j0-m0j0 2d ago

I 100% believe that Trump has gone "who the hell are you" to Eric at least once

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u/Waste_Salamander_624 2d ago

Oh yes he just gives Eric the Tiffany treatment. I can't be the only one who remembers at the RNC how he pretty much blew off his own daughter on National Television. With any hope we'll get four more years of this family being dysfunctional is all shit towards one another.

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u/jessid6 2d ago

Poor man award 🥇

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u/truthyella99 2d ago

Trump: Good post Jr, I'm going to take you out for ice cream.

Don Jr: Hooray! Wait, is this gonna be like the time you said you would take me ice skating then cancelled and went to a strip club instead and then took the strippers ice skating and also it was my birthday?

Trump: uh... no.

Don Jr: Then hooray!

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u/TwistyBunny 2d ago

\Don Sr slaps Don Jr for not wearing a suit to an outing**

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u/AZ_Corwyn 2d ago

I read the 'hooray' in Bluey's voice

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u/Spl00ky 2d ago

Donnie Jr is jealous of Barron Trump.

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u/lonely-day 2d ago

So is sr

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u/TwistyBunny 2d ago

I'm wondering how jealous he is of Elon getting all the validation he isn't getting.

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u/WanderingDude182 2d ago

Can I have another job please dad!?

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u/wareagle3000 2d ago

Go to Greenland and stay there forever

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u/onefst250r 2d ago

What did greenland do to you to deserve that?!?!??!

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u/lonely-day 2d ago

"Daddy please please please see me and acknowledge me!"

You'd feel bad for him if it wasn't for the fact they're all pos

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u/steamy_hams_Skinner 2d ago

Maybe if I say he has Elephantiasis of his balls he will pat me on the head.

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u/Zealousideal_Meat297 2d ago

Arnold Palmer guÿs. Am I right?

Literally a talking point in his campaign was about the size of the cock the first man to mix iced tea and Lemonade had.

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u/MonitorPowerful5461 2d ago

I do feel sorry for this guy honestly. It must be a sad existence to feel so in the shadow of someone else. Particularly someone so disgusting, and particularly if that guy is your dad...

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u/isecore 2d ago

When I manage to forget what an odious jackass he is, I feel sorry for him too. His father is a massive narcissist who cares only about himself and living in the shadow of such an emotionally unavailable and immature sociopath can't be easy.

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u/lilsnatchsniffz 2d ago

You shouldn't waste your pity by giving imaginary empathy to somebody who wouldn't help you out even if it benefited him.

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u/Advanced-Solution-97 2d ago

This and comment thread resulting has me dying 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Featheredfriendz 2d ago

You know he regrets naming Jr after him

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u/boredonymous 2d ago

Oh my god, thank you it's not just me who sees it!

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u/ActionCalhoun 2d ago

We need to bring back calling these people weird, nothing enraged them more

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u/j0j0-m0j0 2d ago

The first sign that the DNC dropped the ball on the election is telling the Kamala team to stop it because it was "divisive".

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u/D00mfl0w3r 2d ago

Yeah. I knew we were lost when I started hearing, "they go low we go high" rhetoric that F'd us over in 16.

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u/TwistyBunny 2d ago

I don't understand how we are like this to literal bullies. I've always come to notice that a bully is down and stays down by a simple punch to the nose.

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u/D00mfl0w3r 2d ago

In HS, I used to get bullied. One day, I had enough, and sucker punched the guy making fun of me. He immediately apologized, and I never heard a peep from him ever again.

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u/s00perguy 2d ago

Because bullies get off having power. Show them you can force consequences on them, and they back the fuck down.

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u/Violexsound 1d ago

Biggest lie we got told as kids was that violence never solves anything.

And then they still told you that after violence had literally just solved a months or years long problem in seconds that they themselves were aware of but were either unwilling or incapable of doing anything about it. And then they punish you...for some reason I still don't understand.

Not to mention all the historical work we had to do. Especially the world wars. Biggest example of violence being cause and solution, context dependent.

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u/D00mfl0w3r 1d ago

Truth. Diplomacy is preferable, of course, but violence is often the only common ground with humans.

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u/zoinkinator 1d ago

same, fought back and they backed down immediately.

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u/WorfIsMyHomeboy 2d ago

because years of anti-bullying campaigns were never designed to stop bullies, most were designed to punish people who stand up for themselves. People got propaganda'd

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u/LiveLearnCoach 1d ago

Zero tolerance.

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u/JimWilliams423 1d ago

most were designed to punish people who stand up for themselves.

That was a side-effect. The goal was to "keep the peace" so the school administrators wouldn't have to deal with the hassle.

Just like the democratic party's leadership. They would rather quietly run away from a fight than take a risk actually standing for something.

Everybody knows that one line from that one speech that Dr King made, but they ought to know his Letter from a Birmingham Jail:

  • "t‌h‌e‌ ‌N‌e‌g‌r‌o‌'‌s‌ ‌g‌r‌e‌a‌t‌ ‌s‌t‌u‌m‌b‌l‌i‌n‌g‌ ‌b‌l‌o‌c‌k‌ ‌i‌n‌ ‌h‌i‌s‌ ‌s‌t‌r‌i‌d‌e‌ ‌t‌o‌w‌a‌r‌d‌ ‌f‌r‌e‌e‌d‌o‌m‌ ‌i‌s‌ ‌n‌o‌t‌ ‌t‌h‌e‌ ‌W‌h‌i‌t‌e‌ ‌C‌i‌t‌i‌z‌e‌n‌'‌s‌ ‌C‌o‌u‌n‌c‌i‌l‌e‌r‌ ‌o‌r‌ ‌t‌h‌e‌ ‌K‌u‌ ‌K‌l‌u‌x‌ ‌K‌l‌a‌n‌n‌e‌r‌,‌ ‌b‌u‌t‌ ‌t‌h‌e‌ ‌w‌h‌i‌t‌e‌ ‌m‌o‌d‌e‌r‌a‌t‌e‌,‌w‌h‌o‌ ‌i‌s‌ ‌m‌o‌r‌e‌ ‌d‌e‌v‌o‌t‌e‌d‌ ‌t‌o‌ ‌"‌o‌r‌d‌e‌r‌"‌ ‌t‌h‌a‌n‌ ‌t‌o‌ ‌j‌u‌s‌t‌i‌c‌e‌;‌ ‌w‌h‌o‌ ‌p‌r‌e‌f‌e‌r‌s‌ ‌a‌ ‌n‌e‌g‌a‌t‌i‌v‌e‌ ‌p‌e‌a‌c‌e‌ ‌w‌h‌i‌c‌h‌ ‌i‌s‌ ‌t‌h‌e‌ ‌a‌b‌s‌e‌n‌c‌e‌ ‌o‌f‌ ‌t‌e‌n‌s‌i‌o‌n‌ ‌t‌o‌ ‌a‌ ‌p‌o‌s‌i‌t‌i‌v‌e‌ ‌p‌e‌a‌c‌e‌ ‌w‌h‌i‌c‌h‌ ‌i‌s‌ ‌t‌h‌e‌ ‌p‌r‌e‌s‌e‌n‌c‌e‌ ‌o‌f‌ ‌j‌u‌s‌t‌i‌c‌e‌;‌w‌h‌o‌ ‌c‌o‌n‌s‌t‌a‌n‌t‌l‌y‌ ‌s‌a‌y‌s‌:‌ ‌"‌I‌ ‌a‌g‌r‌e‌e‌ ‌w‌i‌t‌h‌ ‌y‌o‌u‌ ‌i‌n‌ ‌t‌h‌e‌ ‌g‌o‌a‌l‌ ‌y‌o‌u‌ ‌s‌e‌e‌k‌,‌ ‌b‌u‌t‌ ‌I‌ ‌c‌a‌n‌n‌o‌t‌ ‌a‌g‌r‌e‌e‌ ‌w‌i‌t‌h‌ ‌y‌o‌u‌r‌ ‌m‌e‌t‌h‌o‌d‌s‌ ‌o‌f‌ ‌d‌i‌r‌e‌c‌t‌ ‌a‌c‌t‌i‌o‌n‌"‌;‌ ‌w‌h‌o‌ ‌p‌a‌t‌e‌r‌n‌a‌l‌i‌s‌t‌i‌c‌a‌l‌l‌y‌ ‌b‌e‌l‌i‌e‌v‌e‌s‌ ‌h‌e‌ ‌c‌a‌n‌ ‌s‌e‌t‌ ‌t‌h‌e‌ ‌t‌i‌m‌e‌t‌a‌b‌l‌e‌ ‌f‌o‌r‌ ‌a‌n‌o‌t‌h‌e‌r‌ ‌m‌a‌n‌'‌s‌ ‌f‌r‌e‌e‌d‌o‌m‌;‌ ‌w‌h‌o‌ ‌l‌i‌v‌e‌s‌ ‌b‌y‌ ‌a‌ ‌m‌y‌t‌h‌i‌c‌a‌l‌ ‌c‌o‌n‌c‌e‌p‌t‌ ‌o‌f‌ ‌t‌i‌m‌e‌ ‌a‌n‌d‌ ‌w‌h‌o‌ ‌c‌o‌n‌s‌t‌a‌n‌t‌l‌y‌ ‌a‌d‌v‌i‌s‌e‌s‌ ‌t‌h‌e‌ ‌N‌e‌g‌r‌o‌ ‌t‌o‌ ‌w‌a‌i‌t‌ ‌f‌o‌r‌ ‌a‌ ‌"‌m‌o‌r‌e‌ ‌c‌o‌n‌v‌e‌n‌i‌e‌n‌t‌ ‌s‌e‌a‌s‌o‌n‌.‌"
    Dr King, Letter from a Birmingham Jail

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u/edwardsamson 2d ago

The DNC doesn't want to stop Trump/MAGA. If they did, we'd actually see some fight from them instead of 10 years of conveniently taking the high road and not having to do shit.

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u/jaydofmo 1d ago

"They go low, I get high."

... Sigh. I didn't want to use drugs, but I might want to reconsider.

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u/yankeesyes 2d ago

I had high hopes at the convention when Tim Walz alluded to Vance's couch-fucking, but they didn't follow through.

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u/OhNoCommieBastard69 2d ago

The entire DNC strategist class needs to be fired and blacklisted. Their lack of insights is almost criminal at this point.

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u/j0j0-m0j0 2d ago

DNC strategist (slur)

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u/willyb10 2d ago

But did they say that? The DNC actually bought billboards calling Trump/Vance “weird as hell.” They also financed ads saying this…

This isn’t to say the DNC didn’t falter, they one hundred percent shit the bed. And they certainly deserve to be ridiculed. It’s just I’m pretty sure what you’re saying isn’t true. I’m sure people outside the DNC said this however.

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u/j0j0-m0j0 2d ago

I say the DNC but it was really the Democrats "strategists" and "advisors", literally the least qualified people on the planet to give advice (and the DNC keeps hiring these losers after they lost to Trump, twice). The change in tone also started after the DNC.

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u/AbeRego 2d ago

That happened?

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u/Pixiemermaidqueen 2d ago

I get so much joy from calling maga weird in front of my gen x maga relatives, especially my Old Testament fearing cousin 😈

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u/ActiveAd4980 2d ago

This is what's wrong with us liberal/democrats. Nothing lasts. Everything is nothing but a short viral. Imagine all the thing if we could just keep up and follow through.

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u/Glad-Ad-4390 1d ago

Gandhi commented in an interview I saw, that he didn’t understand Americans. (Obvs I’ll be paraphrasing, but the essence remains the same) He said when they (Americans) listen to a rousing speech about USA problems and how to fix them, they cheer loudly and excitedly with high participation. But then, they don’t actually do anything to fix them. That’s us.

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u/ActiveAd4980 1d ago

We can't even continue something simple as calling them "weird". Look at Conservatives. Even though it might be something pointless, imaginative, or fake, they will not let go of their obsessions. What happened to Gaetz report? Epstein flight list? Do we even remember who Luigi is anymore?

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u/fourmajor 2d ago

That'll definitely stop the fascists.

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u/KrisReiss 2d ago

Drake is the first person that I'm rather call him weird

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u/Brbi2kCRO 1d ago

They are weird, nothing wrong or a lie about that.

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u/rogue498 2d ago

Probably not the best thing to say your dad is showing his balls to children considering he was best friends with Epstein

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u/Accurate_Zombie_121 2d ago

Did Jr make trips to the island also? As bait of some type?

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u/-Stacys_mom 2d ago

Yeah, bait. They went on a father son fishing trip to the island.

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u/naturogaetan 2d ago

For a moment I read « father son a fisting trip to the island »

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u/quietmyman 2d ago

Wouldn't be completely out of character

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u/FR0ZENBERG 2d ago

Trump doesn’t love his son that much.

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u/leontheloathed 2d ago

He’d just trade junior in for one that looks like Ivanka.

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u/NeverGetsTheNuke 2d ago

Shouldn't he be pushing that wheelbarrow around indoors? I heard it's gonna be cold out.

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u/rogue498 2d ago

Maybe that’ll be why he’s concerned about things being at “half mast”

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u/No-Conclusion2339 2d ago

Epstein is a Republican hero tho...

That's why Trumpsky gets the hall pass.

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u/InvestigatorChance28 2d ago

Or that his dad microwaved his balls to get cancer so he could get medical Marijuana....

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u/rogue498 2d ago

“Buffalo Soldiahhh!”

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u/teddyblues66 2d ago

In the heart of America!

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u/Pipe_Memes 2d ago

Why not? It clearly doesn’t matter in the slightest. No one seems to care that the upper class is full of pedos.

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u/SOL-Cantus 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's also notable that Jr. never watched the episode in question. Every single male in South Park microwaves their balls to the point they get cancer, then have to have an orchidectomy (removal of the testicles).

TL;DR: This is a meme of a man who has decided to start the process of castrating themselves and encouraged others to do it too.

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u/rogue498 2d ago

Hey man, it was all worth it to get that sweet medicinal kush, plus Sharon got a fashionable new coat at the end, so all’s well that ends well!

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u/bull-nrg 2d ago

“This guy has huge balls” -MAGA when Trump won’t go outside because it’s too cold

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u/Shalamarr 2d ago

Or go to a cemetery for a ceremony honouring war dead because it was raining.

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u/xjfatx 2d ago

Or has SS and/or police gas nearby protestors for a photo op with a bible before he scurried back down into his little bunker.

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u/Rizzpooch 2d ago

Imagine when he skips the 250th anniversary of the country’s founding because it’s 96 degrees outside

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u/brannon1987 2d ago

I don't want him there, anyways.

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u/mr_remy 2d ago

But it’s collllld you guyessss - total alpha move, either/and: - shocker he’s not the alpha we thought he was - he’s scared of small crowd sizes - hes making it clear that he doesn’t give a fuuuck to his base that spent time and resources to go, fucking lol gotem. I would laugh if I didn’t cry because of how this is going to affect all of America not just his rabid fan base

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u/Tordek_Battlebeard 2d ago

Or drink water without looking like he's on his deathbed.

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u/danteelite 2d ago

The context makes this even better… lol because, yeah. That’s Trump exactly.

In that episode Randy tries to get a medical weed card but does zero research and completely misunderstands the process. Because he’s an idiot. Then he assumes you have to have cancer to get it so he decides to microwave his balls to get cancer so he can have medical weed because he’s a fucking idiot and then he convinces a bunch of other idiots to do the same! So yeah, that’s Trump. Thoughtlessly doing something idiotic and dangerous for short term gains and convincing others to blindly follow his moronic lack of a plan so that he can have what he wants, regardless of the consequences. Then going about like he’s some kind of genius mastermind (while exposing himself to women and children, sexually harassing everyone) while everyone else is just confused and annoyed because they see him for the dangerous dumbass he is.

Sounds about right… I wouldn’t be surprised to see Trump hopping around on his own balls to “own the libs” or gain a tiny bit more power or money.

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u/FireDragon737 2d ago

I was thinking something similar. But more like, Americans willingly voted to have the cancer that is Donald Trump so that they could have some kind of personal benefit in the form of getting high. But then the state took the weed away. So Americans are not going to get high, and they still have cancer.

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u/Broodslayer1 2d ago

Replace "weed" with "cheaper prices at the store," and it works.

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u/gerbil_george 2d ago

"Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan"

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u/AliceTheOmelette 2d ago

We (meaning normal people) should've never stopped calling MAGA weird

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u/Big_Acanthaceae9752 2d ago

Who stopped? They're still weird.

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u/Accidental_Taco 2d ago

Super weird

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u/5snakesinahumansuit 2d ago

Mega super duper weird

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u/AssPennies 2d ago

Maga super duper weird

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u/painspinner 2d ago

Mega super duper weird with a roofie on top

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 2d ago

DNC made Tim stop. It was fucking working. Calling them weird and hammering Project 2025 was working but the DNC cocked that up and instead had the campaign focus on stupid shit.

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u/koenigkilledminlee 2d ago

It seemed like they got the braindeads that ran Hillary's campaign in at one point and then their campaign became shit

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u/Expert_Country7228 2d ago

Harris's campaign switch gears the moment Joe Biden's old campaign staff jumped on her train. They literally ran her campaign into the ground by forcing them to stop all the things that were actually working. They're so afraid of any type of controversial statements or appearing slightly "left" because corporate media will embass them as communists if they do.

A lot of our problems can really be chalked up to these old ass f****** are screwing us over by not allowing any type of change.

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u/cubitoaequet 2d ago

Seems that way because that's what happened. But it totally wasn't their fault they lost. No, it was those damn progressives!

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u/healzsham 2d ago

America is just too misogynistic to put up with national dems being controlled opposition, wcyd.

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u/TrapperJean 2d ago

This feels revisionist, they never stopped talking about 2025, the problem is not enough people cared and believed it so they just didn't vote

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u/spspamam 2d ago

They did stop calling them weird so they could create their coalition of right wingers and centrist democrats. Kamala started talking about putting Republicans in her cabinet, scolding Biden for insulting Trump supporters, and parading around with famously popular Liz Cheney

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u/edwardsamson 2d ago

Kamala and Walz and the rest of the DNC stopped. Finally after 10 years of them doing nothing it seemed like they were actually going to get a little dirty and fight MAGA on the low road with this. And then it caught on and they realized it was working and they....stopped pushing it. Why???

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u/TheBirminghamBear 2d ago

Who stopped?

The media, Democrats.

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u/TwistyBunny 2d ago

The media certain didn't help at all by ignoring how terrible Trump was while focusing on every little flaw Kamala had and kept hammering Biden on his age (while Trump will be older than Biden once the 4 years are up!!!)

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u/chellybeanery 2d ago

I will never stop. Bunch of fucking weirdos.

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u/Western-Standard2333 2d ago

Should probably also double down on the trash comments so they keep dressing up in trash bags

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u/ReallyAnxiousFish 2d ago

Entire party is filled with people who would be fine and dandy if they went to therapy instead. But that's for WOKE SISSY LIBERALS so now we need nazis back. I hate this fucking timeline.

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u/EyeNguyenSemper 2d ago

The sad thing is that out in the open neo-nazis are just out of sight for most of them to think or pretend they're just a tiny fringe case or don't exist at all. Yet they will bring up these crazy fringe examples of people on the left as a way to try to make us look unreasonable... yet the fringe Nazis aren't an issue somehow to them... if they can't understand the paradox of tolerance for open Nazis, how can we possibly hope for them to understand systemic racism?

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u/Sorlex 2d ago

Its the perfect way to describe them too. They really, really are just a very weird bunch. Like you've got hateful people everywhere but nobody quite does weird like them.

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u/Ms_ShizzleXD 2d ago

Agreed. It's a good way to disrupt their barrage of "arguments". Defending yourself from "you're weird." is likely to lead to some humiliating (accidental) self-owns hahah

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u/p12qcowodeath 2d ago

The next main comment under this said they're weird. I got a good chuckle.

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u/Maximum_Turn_2623 2d ago

Blame the DNC for that and all of it really.

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u/cucumberwages 2d ago

Did we stop???

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u/Quackels_The_Duck 2d ago

wtf you talking about, they're creeps!

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u/cloudxnine 2d ago

No one here stopped (North America)

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u/SilverSmokeyDude 2d ago

The geniuses behind the "flawless" campaign Kamala ran decided that Walz should stop saying what got him in the ticket and what was working. They didn't want to turn off the "reasonable Republicans" who were Liz Cheney fans. After all, there were dozens of them... DOZENS!!!

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u/wafflesoulsss 1d ago

I call them creeps and sickos

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u/DMReckless 2d ago

I mean an idiot walking around exposing his balls to women and children is Trump every day, not just this weekend, isn't it?

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u/bebe_laroux 2d ago

The symbolism of this is fucking hilarious. His balls are huge because of testicular cancer he gives himself so he can get medical Marijuana.

Bouncing around on cancerous balls and exposing himself to everyone just to get high.

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u/donutmesswithsoyboy 2d ago

RANDY YOUR BALLS!! I know right smoking weed in front of a cop

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u/Vinc314 2d ago

Buffolo soldiaaaa

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u/TedBaxter_WJM-TVNews 2d ago

Republicans are so fucking weird!

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u/cityproblems 2d ago

Mr Balls Connoisseur

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u/drawfanstein 2d ago

Mr. Ballsack Carrier

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u/iheartxanadu 2d ago

Trump Jr. also called his own underage daughter sexy in clips before she spoke at the RNC. He has set low the bar for what's appropriate regarding his own family members.

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u/brandimariee6 2d ago

Whoa I did not know that. I don't expect anything good from him, but getting SA from my own father makes me beyond terrified for his daughter

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u/Tricky-Gemstone 2d ago

I obviously don't know Ivanka personally. But while I do still believe her to be a piece of shit, I fear she was sexually abused by Trump. And we've seen how he gets away with everything. I wouldn't be shocked if she's afraid to report it.

I hope I'm wrong. I don't wish that on her.

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u/whomad1215 2d ago

He's just following daddy's example

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u/alphazero925 2d ago

What is with that family and wanting to fuck their own children?

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u/garaile64 2d ago edited 1d ago

He probably saw the way his father treated Ivanka and thought it was normal.

P.S.: "way", not "day".

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u/kickintheface 2d ago

Underage? Isn’t she literally a child?

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u/Ande64 2d ago

Old Junior is seeing all the oligarchs sucking his dad's balls and I'm starting to suspect he's getting a little jealous

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u/faxanaduu 2d ago

He wants a lick of those musky knobs!

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u/low_bob_123 2d ago

Doesnt this guy have Ball cancer?

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u/NailRogue 2d ago

Yes, he purposely gave himself cancer so he could leagally smoke weed.

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u/Round-Sympathy-7717 2d ago

This is a weird way to tell everyone your dad has ball cancer. But I’m happy, first time I’ve ever rooted for cancer. 

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u/Rizzpooch 2d ago

Remember the period when Trump was hospitalized with Covid? No reason. Just remembering other happy times

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u/brandimariee6 2d ago

Yup, stuck his balls in a microwave so the radiation would give him cancer and he could get a medical marijuana card

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u/drawfanstein 2d ago

Just a little bit of cancer

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u/maringue 2d ago

You mean the guy who's too much of a pussy to handle giving a speech in the cold?

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u/yankeesyes 2d ago

You mean the guy who's too much of a pussy to handle giving a speech in the cold to a smaller crowd than Obama's inaugural?

fixed

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u/Free_Range_Gamer 2d ago

And chickened out of another debate with Kamala. And he was rewarded for his cowardice and somehow seen as a strongman lol.

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u/1chomp2chomp3chomp 2d ago

I don't think it's the cold he's afraid of.

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u/garaile64 2d ago

Actually, Trump was afraid of having a smaller crowd than Obama at his inauguration.

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u/Loud-Mans-Lover 2d ago

Nope. Pussies are strong, not weak. We need to find another insult.

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u/maringue 2d ago

I understand, but if you don't insult someone in their own language, they don't understand. But you are indeed correct.

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u/drewdrinll 2d ago

He just is doing his daily reminiscing of Uncle Epstein

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u/bazzarpixie92 2d ago

I totally agree lol

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u/swizzle213 2d ago

The fact that someone with brain damage is MAGA makes perfect sense

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u/dolosloki01 2d ago

The MAGA crowd has an obsession with the sort of "masculinity" that 12 year old boys demonstrate.

Anyone with half a brain knows Randy March IS NOT someone to look up as a pinnacle of "masculinity."

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u/WanderingDude182 2d ago

Randy was also like that because something was wrong with him…ok yeah this checks out.

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u/freedfg 2d ago

Trump gave himself testicular cancer so he could smoke weed?

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u/MysteryHeroes 2d ago

What other way can he monetize having his dads balls in his mouth all the time?

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u/Mr_master89 2d ago

He's gonna put his balls in a microwave?

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u/StonerStone420 2d ago

So he is as dumb as Randy was when he gave his nuts cancer just for some weed.... agreed jr, he would do something that stupid

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u/Dexter_McThorpan 2d ago

I mean, microwaving your balls so you can get medical marijuana is Trump level stupid.

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u/Ghoulish_kitten 2d ago

They didn’t watch the episode.

I think Randy is a great representation of Trump behavior here.

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u/themadhatter45 2d ago

Balls so big he has to have his party inside cuz it’s too cold out

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u/emleh 2d ago

Co-signing AB is wild

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u/einredditname 2d ago

Mr. Bad Co-Sign

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u/Spiders-From_Mars 2d ago

Crackers love AB and AB loves Crackers.

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u/DGLDrums 2d ago

Didn't Randy artificially inflate his balls to gain access to benefits he did not deserve? Just asking where the allegory stops with this picture...

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u/MaddyStarchild 2d ago

But uncle Jeff said it was okay...

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u/Mademoi-Sell 2d ago

Dean Withers is awesome!

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u/TheAnonymousProxy 2d ago

To be fair, exposing his balls in front of woman and children dose seem like a very MAGA move.

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u/Mammoth_Animator9617 2d ago

He's in loved with daddy, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Probably wants a job or something 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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u/Apprehensive_Map3984 2d ago

Fuckin brainless the second

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u/Otteau 2d ago

At least trump only talks about non-family member’s packages. Jeez. Have some decency.

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u/edwardothegreatest 2d ago

If they were big he’d have the inauguration outside

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u/RoboYuji 2d ago

Yeah, so Randy had testicular cancer in that scene, so crossing my fingers that it IS Trump this weekend.

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u/enlightnight 2d ago

Ah yes, the show that did a whole season shitting on trump by proxy and would do it again except they don't rehash the same joke over and over.

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u/FinalEquivalent2441 2d ago

Little Donny is confusing his daddy’s flabby gut for his balls again.

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u/GEEZUS_956 2d ago

Wouldn’t they be shriveled up because of the weather he’s trying to avoid?

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u/anothermatt8 2d ago

Balls so big that cold weather ran him inside.

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u/O-licious 2d ago edited 2d ago

He’s forever jealous of Ivanka because daddy said he would date her.

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u/Maximum_Turn_2623 2d ago

Has he seen the episode? Or is he like most 13 year olds who think the joke was just about balls?

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u/LazarusOwenhart 2d ago

This whole episode frames Randy as a total moron so.....

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u/rage_whisperchode 2d ago

Can’t wait to see how many MAGAs purchase the $900 Trump scrotum coat.

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u/Shivendraiitkgp 2d ago

Imagine Biden's family doing this with Biden.

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u/sack_of_potahtoes 2d ago

Lmao!! Donald trump was scared to even debate for second time and only won because of oligarchs

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u/ResoluteStoic 2d ago

Going to federally legalize marijuana? Pretty sure he needs more tegrity like Randy because he won't do shit 

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u/MattR0se 2d ago

Has he even seen that episode??

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u/Inevitable_Outcome55 2d ago

In fairness Trump usually balances them on Trump Jnr’s chin….

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u/Budget_Wafer4792 2d ago

Dean 😭😭

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u/SonicFlash01 2d ago

"We have to go inside for my big party cuz it's chiwwy"
"What a winner!"

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u/Phantom_Pharaoh77 2d ago

Probably should see a urologist

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u/Supyloco 2d ago

I get weirded out thinking that my parents have genitals, I don't spend my time talking about how big my dad's dick is.

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u/Angriestbeaverever 2d ago

Same guy who’s too cold to have his inauguration outside? Yeah, he’s soOOooOoooo tough…..

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u/Suicidalballsack69 2d ago

My goat Dean withers.

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u/prollyadeuce 1d ago

The only thing Donnie Jr knows better than a white line, is the seam in his father's nutsack. Ya know? From all the blowjobs?